Under Sophia Vergara's bed
There once was a man from Nantucket...
1 year, 9 months ago on QUICK CAP: Pens win third period, game
Move Letang to winger on the Crosby-Dupes line and reunite Kunitz with Geno and Neal. Nisk and Despres can still provide good puck movement from the backline. That leaves 5 guys to battle it out for 4 defensive-D man positions.
1 year, 9 months ago on Let the Rumor Games begin
Still a -2 so far this season. Just sayin'. But yeah, miles ahead of last season.
1 year, 9 months ago on Welcome Back, Mark Eaton
Why would you be so certain that the A6 gearbox/tranny "is terrible"? I would most definitely expect it to be a derivative of the solid A6 gearboxes from the Corvette and Camaro. And you contradict yourrself by complaining that 400 hp will never make it to the road properly yet say that a V8 that big should make way more than 400 hp! As for the engine, I've been very happy with the low 425 hp output of the LS3 in my Vette. I'm not a fan of chrome or satin trim but that SS interior is not even close to atrocious or cartoonish.
1 year, 10 months ago on Four Door Muscle: The 2014 Chevy Ss
Has Vokoun gotten up off the ice yet? And how do the Pens lose a game when Kennedy is a +3?
1 year, 10 months ago on QUICK CAP. No clue what the hell just happened. Pens lose 6-5
Need more slapshots and floppy goaltending
1 year, 10 months ago on Pittsburgh Penguins Gameday 17 - Philadelphia Flyers
I'll rate myself as "Just There" Sunday night while horizontal dancing with a young women. Sad face!
1 year, 10 months ago on The Paul Martin Confidence Index 2-11-13, now with levels
Looked like we had some questionable hits/checks while I was drinking...err...watching this game at the local sports bar. Then I remembered the opponent was the Jew York Islanders and I didn't give any fucks. Outplayed and shorthanded, the Pens still won 4-2! Cancel the remaining home schedule!
1 year, 10 months ago on QUICK CAP: PK leads the way to 4-2 win
Who is John Sanchez and why should I even care?
1 year, 10 months ago on Pirates close to deal with Jonathan Sanchez
Neal managed to be -1 in a 6-3 beatdown!?!
1 year, 10 months ago on Pittsburgh Penguins Gameday 9 - Washington Capitals
I foresee a plethora of short-handed goals in the Pens' future
1 year, 10 months ago on Penguins take Neal off Point on powerplay, Replace him with Malkin, But that won't work either
Somewhere, baby Jesus is crying after reading this article
1 year, 10 months ago on Should the Pens make a run at P.K. Subban?
Fun game to watch? Except for the blind drop passes and low percentage, long-range slap shots. Why so many shots from the point 5 on 5? Does Tyler Kennedy need glasses?
1 year, 10 months ago on QUICK CAP: Pens fall in Winnipeg 4-2
A loud-mouth, insecure guido in south Florida? Say it ain't so!
1 year, 11 months ago on Dan Sileo tries to bone crush Erin Andrews
How is the streaming quality of Gamecenter?
1 year, 11 months ago on NHL GameCenter will cost you $49.99 this season, NHL Center ice $60
Who's pulls a groin first?
1 year, 11 months ago on Some Details on the NHL Schedule
Burnett is the "star of the team"? What are you, 12?
2 years, 4 months ago on Pittsburgh Pirate Revenge Tour 2012 | August 2012
I don't know much about Sanchez or Snider, but I wouldn't classify these moves as "not holding back". Those moves were made by LA, SF, Atl, and Texas.
2 years, 4 months ago on Pirates trade Gorkys Hernandez to Marlins for Gaby Sanchez | July 2012
@SaintMarty @shooter just against the Bucs
2 years, 4 months ago on The potential good and bad of signing Shane Doan to a 4-year contract | July2012
Despite an OK record since the all-star break, it appears the pitching staff is wilting again this season.
2 years, 4 months ago on Take the Cubs seriously | July 2012
@SaintMarty2 years mo betta
Trade for pitching with this poo-poo offense?
2 years, 4 months ago on Today's must-read Andrew McCutchen link | July 2012
2 hitter at home to the Scrubs!?! Not cool.
2 years, 5 months ago on Don't stop for anything | July 2012
Pedro's ceiling is "Carlos Pena"? If so, trade him now! Lifetime .236 average at 3B and 150+ strikeouts each season!!
2 years, 5 months ago on Pedro Alvarez at the halfway point | July 2012
@BGW @AngryPandaProbably been discussed amongst the self-fellatio posts the past few days, but what happens if/when Geno or Sid end up injured for significant days this season?
2 years, 5 months ago on LINK CITY: Curious Bylsma quote,Dev camp updates, Shane Doan's agent | July2012
@BGWIt IS Friday the 13th!!! Zombie strippers at the club?
@BGW @AngryPandaVery Late. Drunk. And feels like Groundhog Day. When will Martin and Alvarez be traded for some goodness??
So, it's still Wednesday?
@GamingPessimist What is a Giancarlo?
2 years, 5 months ago on Game 84: Pirates 3 Giants 1 | July 2012
Why isn't J-Mac on the All-Star team?
@neilcity And possibly dumping Martin at the same time!
2 years, 5 months ago on Penguins Reportedly Out of Parise Sweepstakes | July2012
@KitInakaYOU may end up with semin but WE will not
@Savage_BeastBobby Ryan trade time?
2 years, 5 months ago on Day 4 of the Zach Parise free agent crisis, a decision comes today | July2012
This isn't a playoff team hitting an NL worst .224 and an MLB worst .278 OBP! Pathetic.
2 years, 6 months ago on Your First Place Pittsburgh Pirates | May 2012
Reading the box score, I had to check out Reds reliever Aroldis Chapman because of his 0.30 ERA. In 30 IP this season he's only given up 9 hits! 9 hits and 54 Ks! More career walks allowed than hits. WTF?!?
2 years, 6 months ago on Game : Pirates 5 Reds 4 | May 2012
The Bucs may have gone for signability with the Stallings kid in round 7, but fortunately they went for talent in the 11th selecting Chris Diaz. And he knows how to win a CWS regional this season!
2 years, 6 months ago on Day 2 of the 2012 draft reveals the Pirates' Mark Appel strategy: hardball | May 2012
I suppose Appel's agent, Scott Boras, scared some of the other teams?
2 years, 6 months ago on Pirates draft Mark Appell with eighth overall pick | May 2012
How bout them St. John's Red Storm and Big East baseball!!!!!!!
2 years, 6 months ago on Monday morning catch up | May 2012
@AngryPanda @CFA_27That doesn't tell me anything. As a civilian I'll live in Baja California before I ever visit the Middle East.
2 years, 6 months ago on 2012 Stanley Cup Final: Los Angeles Kings vs. New Jersey Devils | May2012
@CFA_27Mainly true. But the Southwest Arizona boarder aint so bad. Just ask all of the Snowbirds.
@CFA_27Sorry, all of Mexico is not a war zone. Sunshine, mucho chica bonitas, and muy bien cervezas! I'll take an oceanside Mexico town over 75% of the USA.
@PresidentjlhUmmm, according to many of "our" leaders, the USA hasn't been in a recession since the 1930s.
@G-mus @BGWStill wearing the raincoat and moving to a different town when that doesn't work.
@Walt Kowalski @Terry Tate, C-Blog LinebackerOnly the military can teach honor and respect? Too much napalm old man!
@NewYinzer @CFA_27Then do the world a favor. Don't procreate. But I'll predict the future. You're Catholic and you'll have 6 or 7 kids.
Yawn! When does the 2012-2013 season start?
Da Cubs are dreadful! At least the Pirates payroll is less?
2 years, 6 months ago on Paul Maholm is stalking me | May 2012
McLouth will get picked up by some other team. Then he'll hit .300 the rest of the season as a backup OF.
2 years, 7 months ago on Nate McLouth is gone, the Cubs are in town | May 2012
There's a Blue Oyster Bar in Montreal? Who knew.
2 years, 7 months ago on Game 42: Pirates 5 Mets 4 | May 2012
I'm still befuddled why McLouth is on this team AND starting
2 years, 7 months ago on Game 40: Tigers 4 Pirates 3 | May 2012