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Saw it coming? It was like going to bed with a Pinto and waking up to find you had a Rolls Royce.

1 month, 2 weeks ago on Dee Gordon Actually Made An All-Star Team

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I believe the TV show recap was one of the first characteristic forms of Internet content. I don't recall the fellow's name, but the program (bitchily) recapped was Beverly Hills 90210. 

3 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://www.newrepublic.com/article/117609/david-chase-speaks-about-last-sopranos-scene-if-tony-dies

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"There is no risk to putting a nuclear reactor next to the bobblehead factory!" the scientists said. Little did they know . . .

The costume would be complete if they had him carrying a sign on his back that said "I am not a mascot."

4 months, 1 week ago on Tigers @ Dodgers April 8, 2014: Interleague Play Already?

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So my question is, when do we start nicknaming him Pogue Maholm?

4 months, 2 weeks ago on Giants @ Dodgers April 5, 2014: Heart You, Don Mattingly

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Because cultivating cultures hate raiding cultures. Here's one for you: Why are you asking stupid questions?

5 months, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://www.newrepublic.com/article/116946/vikings-are-misunderstood

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Don't be silly. The Germans are America's favorite villains. In fact, they're everyone's favorite villains.

5 months, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://www.newrepublic.com/article/116891/russian-baddies-anna-chapman-putin-boris-and-natasha

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As a day-to-day film critic Thomson has come to sound like a sailor grown tired of the sea. The question is, is the sailor who's grown tired of the sea the person you put in charge of maritime reporting?

5 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://www.newrepublic.com/article/116503/why-12-years-slave-will-win-best-picture-oscars

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Well, the author instantly identifies himself as a philistine boob by opening with Vile Bodies, which is a great comic novel. Can't imagine why he'd expect to be taken seriously after that.

6 months ago on Conversation @ http://www.newrepublic.com/article/116678/five-worst-books-ever-written-great-authors

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I know the answer -- pick up the Mark Ellis option. Just let me finish my time machine, go kill Hitler, and then we'll be set.

6 months, 3 weeks ago on You Know What, Just Trade For Daniel Murphy Already

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You're going to get a letter from Marvel Comics about that logo.

7 months ago on Death To MSTI. Long Live MSTI.

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All I can think of is that Ellis asked them not to pick up the option if they didn't intend to start him. Either that or they're blithering idiots.

7 months, 1 week ago on So Hey, Think About Michael Young, Starting At Second Base

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Now aren't you glad you didn't get them to throw the book at Carlos Quentin? It could have made a bad precednt.

1 year, 2 months ago on Dodgers @ Pirates June 14, 2013: So Long, Ramon Hernandez

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