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Oh my lordy - its game night tonight and Im getting drunk across the pond in the land of Nylander (<say it with a Shaun Connery voice). At last its hockey. 

Listening to this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irpN8B-Acrs

reading this

http://www.buzzfeed.com/patricksmith/touch-the-cow-do-it-now#1z9cfbr

drinking this

chin! chin!


14 hours, 41 minutes ago on Monday Mashup: Horachek working on the neutral zone, preseason starts tonight

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@wiski 

Cotes du Rohne is this what you meant.

For my taste I like an old vine zinnfandel from Italy or a Chilean Carménère. Not coming to dinner round mine with that french paint stripper.

2 days, 13 hours ago on Saturday Mashup: Blue & White Scrimmage, Leafs sign Cody Donaghey

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@Mind Bomb @Doorman 

Christ two different areas of the world, I have the same weather, BBQ AND where you had a cougar running about we have a lone wolf running about tearing up the sheep. Hunters out last weekend in two counties to shoot the b-stard. They didnt get it so much the same this week.

3 days, 15 hours ago on Thursday Mashup: Feschuk drops bomb, camp opens with physicals and media day

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@Doorman 

snap. 22 degrees here in south sweden and just had a BBQ

3 days, 15 hours ago on Thursday Mashup: Feschuk drops bomb, camp opens with physicals and media day

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@TorontoMapleLeafs 

It wasnt a dig fella it was a joke. Name a time when the Leafs never brought tears to the eyes - sigh!

3 days, 21 hours ago on Thursday Mashup: Feschuk drops bomb, camp opens with physicals and media day

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@TorontoMapleLeafs @ Keon 

Thats why it will happen - lol. You new here - lol

3 days, 21 hours ago on Thursday Mashup: Feschuk drops bomb, camp opens with physicals and media day

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@ Keon nope

I think it will be 

Phanny - Polak

Rielly - Robidas

Gardiner - Franson

Granberg doesnt make it.

3 days, 21 hours ago on Thursday Mashup: Feschuk drops bomb, camp opens with physicals and media day

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@gottabe_KD @Loric76 

Difference was Burke realised that the Toronto press needed to write about the Toronto Maple Leafs. The Toronto Maple Leafs didnt need the press to survive. Unfortunately Nonis is impotent and quite simply the wrong man for the job.

4 days, 12 hours ago on Thursday Mashup: Feschuk drops bomb, camp opens with physicals and media day

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@Bon Scott was a Leaf fan 

Um go via a proxy? Dont go downloading movies without protection dude. 

5 days, 10 hours ago on Rookie Tournament Game #3: Maple Leafs vs. Penguins

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@Loric76 

anyway since when has rubbing your testicles on a pizza been illegal. cutting a hole in the middle to surprise your gf/wife is fine but if your sack bumps the crust youre picking up soap in a shower block??

5 days, 10 hours ago on Rookie Tournament Game #3: Maple Leafs vs. Penguins

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@Loric76 

not if you cool it down with piss first, are you new to this?

5 days, 10 hours ago on Rookie Tournament Game #3: Maple Leafs vs. Penguins

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@Burtonboy 

lol walk away - better still leg it.

5 days, 14 hours ago on Rookie Tournament Game #3: Maple Leafs vs. Penguins

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@B_Leaf 

I dont rate him that highly. He is no Kopitar or Getzlaf. I wouldnt trade Gardiner for him thats for sure.

5 days, 16 hours ago on Rookie Tournament Game #3: Maple Leafs vs. Penguins

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@peterbleafs @Burtonboy 

peter where did you get those stats

johansen played 189 games 96 points 47goals 49 assists

kadri played 177 games 113 points 46 goals 67 assists

5 days, 16 hours ago on Rookie Tournament Game #3: Maple Leafs vs. Penguins

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@Cameron19 @Zeus_WilliamMapleLeafs @ingy56 

Cam thats a good thing. Gunnarsson plus what?? A water cooler on his back.

5 days, 17 hours ago on Rookie Tournament Game #3: Maple Leafs vs. Penguins

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@ingy56 @Zeus_WilliamMapleLeafs 

true that. Johansen hasnt got great leverage in this deal. But they have to be careful if this drags on and he misses a chunk or all of camp and bad feeling starts then we will have a guy that sign a bridge and makes noises to want to go. There have been a few that have made noises in Columbus in recent years and left.


5 days, 17 hours ago on Rookie Tournament Game #3: Maple Leafs vs. Penguins

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@ingy56 @Zeus_WilliamMapleLeafs 

Ingy so you think 3 million is a bridge deal for a 1st line center and top prospect.? I think thats a little low, surely has to be over 4

5 days, 17 hours ago on Rookie Tournament Game #3: Maple Leafs vs. Penguins

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@ingy56 

??. Why would negotiations over Methot turn nasty. Its not as if he is irreplaceable or ever going to burt out and become the next Pronger. We've seen what he can do, hes decidedly average, steady but average so if he plays hard ball, get another average guy in.

5 days, 17 hours ago on Rookie Tournament Game #3: Maple Leafs vs. Penguins

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@ingy56 @Mcost61 

Why not Ingy, people are prepared to call a player a washed up dud after 1 poor season.

5 days, 17 hours ago on Rookie Tournament Game #3: Maple Leafs vs. Penguins

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@ingy56 

I think Johansen maybe right in this one. nearer 5 for 2 years but if they want to sign him long term I really cant see a 30 goal guy and the top center on the team excepting nearly 6 for the majority of his career. Too low. Not when you think that 5 years on 1st line centers will be on on average 7-9. Why should he accept 5.75. Of course he hasnt proven anything but this is a double edged sword. If the team doesnt have the belief in him to do it then why should the belief by the player be that the team see him as their No1. 4.5 for 2 years thats what should go down. Thats a little over Bozzie.

5 days, 17 hours ago on Rookie Tournament Game #3: Maple Leafs vs. Penguins

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@Bon Scott was a Leaf fan @Zeus_WilliamMapleLeafs 

ha ha ha lightweight I dont remember anything before 2010, if it wasnt for having a kid myself I actually wouldnt get anything in this world. lol

1 week, 2 days ago on Rookie Tournament Game #1: Maple Leafs vs. Blackhawks

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Its Rupert, Rupert and Biggs everyone knows their names - its Rupert Rupert and Biggs la la la la la la


for all you oldies out there.

1 week, 2 days ago on Rookie Tournament Game #1: Maple Leafs vs. Blackhawks

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@whalz @Zeus_WilliamMapleLeafs 

i wouldnt put it past the Columbus management. Probably the best management out there. They started off with Nash Brassard, Vermette and Huselius and lost Zherdev and Filatov for nothing and got Bobrovsky, Johnson, Wizzie, Hartnell, Horton, Dubinsky and some other nice pieces ex. Anisimov. This group know what they are doing. They may flip to SJ for Thornton plus some picks. And we cant find value in the market place lol.

1 week, 2 days ago on Maple Leafs invite Henrik Tallinder and Brendan Mikkelson to training camp

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@whalz @Zeus_WilliamMapleLeafs 

I agree he is very very good but took a while to bloom. Im not sure he'll be a Getzlaf but still a very sought after player. But I fully understand Columbus. He should be careful because Columbus are a very good team even without him and may flip him. 

1 week, 2 days ago on Maple Leafs invite Henrik Tallinder and Brendan Mikkelson to training camp

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@FRyan 

i read somewhere that Ryan was looking for 6.5 million and Columbus thought 1 year of decent numbers (he was very good though) wasnt enough to justify that kind of money. I think Columbus are weary because of the failed prospects they had before but drafted high, Brassard Filatov Zherdev and co.

1 week, 2 days ago on Maple Leafs invite Henrik Tallinder and Brendan Mikkelson to training camp

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@alex callis 

Do you lot over the pond have the same problem us in the ancient world have regarding TV then. We hear wonders of such things of double cheese burgers, metal birds and trains that dont choo. How could you have it hard?

Here anyway. If you have a favourite sports team, in my case soccer with Manchester United (the Leafs also my favourite but they only have 1 competition) and they play in multiple tournaments you need to subscribe to many different TV companies to get all the games. I spend upwards of 1000kronor 100 euros or 145 Canadian dollars to watch the sports I love. When Toronto or United arent playing I try and get my moneys worth by watching the Situation on Jersey shore.

please please please put me out my misery.!

1 week, 2 days ago on Maple Leafs invite Henrik Tallinder and Brendan Mikkelson to training camp

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@T K O 

Im going to try my luck with wiziwig other than that I havent got a clue. In Europe we dont get any of the preseason games and any canadian or US internet broadcasts of hockey are blocked because our TV provider has exclusive N.American hockey rights just dont bother showing it. Could change proxy and all that crap but then my mobile internet throws a shitter.

1 week, 2 days ago on Maple Leafs invite Henrik Tallinder and Brendan Mikkelson to training camp

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@Bon Scott was a Leaf fan 

Thanks man actually havent heard of them, where have I been. lol. Never got into the punk scene as suck. 

As for the contents of my pocket - unfortunately not.

1 week, 2 days ago on Maple Leafs invite Henrik Tallinder and Brendan Mikkelson to training camp

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@Jmessih 

He wouldnt tell me he had my golf ball in his pocket if I was looking for my ball after T-ing off. I can play rough and that bloke would have surrendered three balls to the fairway.

1 week, 2 days ago on Maple Leafs invite Henrik Tallinder and Brendan Mikkelson to training camp

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@BoneChompski @Jmessih 

Strange that isnt it. To wear an earring in your ear is deemed (maybe old fashioned) as a little feminine, but to have an ear ring through your John Thomas is somehow a symbol of edgyness or manliness.

I wish I understood these things as my wife refuses to go to bed with me because of my bobbing penis. Not its fault I tuck a headphone under my foreskin and blast Billy Joel.

1 week, 2 days ago on Maple Leafs invite Henrik Tallinder and Brendan Mikkelson to training camp

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@DeclanK @RandomScrub 

I would expect professionals of any team to be bitter over the previous x number of seasons of massive disappointment.I would be as worried as hell if they were alright with it. I sincerely hope they hate each others guts and try and play out of their contracts in the hope someone comes in for them because its that amount of effort needed to drive this team of 2nd and 3rd liners into league beaters. I dont want friends and buddies in failure at the ACC I want professionals.

1 week, 3 days ago on Maple Leafs invite Henrik Tallinder and Brendan Mikkelson to training camp

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@drummond @RandomScrub @Zeus_WilliamMapleLeafs 

Hes already leaving isnt he, just making noise before he finally F's off.

1 week, 3 days ago on Maple Leafs invite Henrik Tallinder and Brendan Mikkelson to training camp

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@Reether 

I would have liked to give it a go as my tv provider has raised its price 100% the past 2 years and I only have it for the football (soccer) and hockey. But my crappy internet provider (3 sweden thank you) decides itself when it can be bothered to give me the internet and usually comes in small "packages" making even viewing a youtube video as stuttery as getting a promise from a fat stuttering girl to p p p p p p p p please sss sss s suck ma ma ma ma my d d  dd  dd d...........


1 week, 3 days ago on Maple Leafs invite Henrik Tallinder and Brendan Mikkelson to training camp

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@KingTon @Burtonboy 

They have a rule in soccer involving run ups and odd actions before striking the ball but that is from a spot and a stationary ball. Ive always seen the hockey penalty as the chance to score a goal in natural play 1 on 1. The same as a break away.

1 week, 4 days ago on Spencer Abbott signs one-year deal

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@Tim Horton @Zeus_WilliamMapleLeafs 

Well its a way of seeing how someone with no understanding of history and its true meaning could misinterpret a situation by only understanding simple words and having poor logic. No slight on Judaism. I think my comment has more to do with the fact I dont share your belief that teen stupidity should be forgiven as easily. In my day if I came out with something as silly I would have been bashed across the back of the head and my father saying no sense no loss.   

1 week, 4 days ago on Spencer Abbott signs one-year deal

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@Tim Horton 

Are you being serious - lol. I kind of guess not if youre a kid with the IQ of rocking horse shit and no common sense. Next you will be telling us that gas prices are so high because the state doesnt want any more jews gassed.

1 week, 4 days ago on Spencer Abbott signs one-year deal

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@dlb Mad 

China not warning America oh my f-ing sides

1 week, 4 days ago on Spencer Abbott signs one-year deal

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@CanuckUKinToronto 

I suppose I never thought of that blindly thinking about the player. Wasnt he just done for cocaine??

1 week, 4 days ago on Spencer Abbott signs one-year deal

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@Doorman 

Ive had killer wisdom tooth rot and an old cap exploding last week whilst suffering from a horrible flu virus that made all pain a million times worse than ever. I feel for you bro, Im at the end of my tether in regards teeth at the moment. Dentist wont do anything until flu has subsided and my teeth nerves arent as inflamed. So temporary cap and sage tea with understrength-ed Swedish pain killers (for fear of committing suicide)  as my only friends for probably another week until the pliers come out - lol.

1 week, 4 days ago on Spencer Abbott signs one-year deal

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@Burtonboy @wiski @MaxwellHowe 

Good deal. StLouis + Malone together again, decent low risk move.

1 week, 4 days ago on Spencer Abbott signs one-year deal

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@CanuckUKinToronto 

I more than hope Nylander is a top 3 guy. With all the love in for the lad on here and the fact we didnt use our 1st to trade for a No1 C instead "blowing" it. If he doesnt become a No1C then we will have to blow future 1st round picks untill we get one and each year have a disappointing campaign. Ive said all along Im not convinced of the boy and thats just a matter of opinion and we cant all be the same but I dont want to hear any "possible" talk, he HAS TO BE.

1 week, 4 days ago on Spencer Abbott signs one-year deal

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@Pent_House 

I would like this video but Im afraid Id be banned

1 week, 5 days ago on Spencer Abbott signs one-year deal

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@wiski 

What did they do? Thats a prison cuddle if ever there was one.

2 weeks, 4 days ago on Thursday Mashup: Getting closer

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