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@TheDugoutBubble @Iron Man Returns  I was gonna make some sense, but then I got high.  I was gonna communicate without a wince, but then I got high.  No I'm weird on Twitter, and I know why, cause I got high, cause I got high, cause I got high.

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@Dustin Nosler  Larry isn't wrong, we won't hit as much.

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I think I figured out the Dodgers' brilliant scheme, it goes like this: 1) Acquire group of bad players, thus leading OTHER teams to think they're good because our notoriously smart FO picked them up, 2) acquire second group of actually good players, 3) release first group, 4) watch and laugh while other teams scramble to pick them up.  That HAS to be it!

5 minutes ago on Let’s Get To Know Chris Hatcher

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Punto was released.

9 minutes ago on Let’s Get To Know Chris Hatcher

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@TheDugoutBubble @BlueMarvin (Not Freaking Out) There were protests going on re: the police shootings.

10 minutes ago on Let’s Get To Know Chris Hatcher

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@Mike Petriello  Damn.  What does Theo know?!  (not freaking out)

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@TheDugoutBubble  Was there last weekend.  Was... crisp, but not horrible.

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@TheDugoutBubble @BlueMarvin Six straight years of a >120 OPS+ means less than the most recent 380 PAs. 

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@Casey the DeliMan  I saw, I wept... in a non-freaking-out kind of way... for the player who I've loved to watch play for quite some time now.  He will be missed.

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@0ptimus  Bowden's formula is to always favor the team who acquires the bigger name(s).

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@TheDugoutBubble @BlueMarvin Honestly, it's pretty ridiculous to assume Ethier is done as a productive player. History is littered with guys who have had one down year, often much worse than Ethier's 2014, in the middle of an otherwise great career.

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@TheDugoutBubble  Not Ethier!  He's had one bad year, we can't trade him now, he'll rebound!

21 minutes ago on Let’s Get To Know Chris Hatcher

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@Dustin Nosler Ah so you were just guessing.

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@Dustin Nosler  Wow, they swung a trade then?  That's cool.  I'm hoping for Castro.  ;)

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@Bay_of_Puigs @BlueMarvin @666foldamort @The Monocle  If you want to argue that Ethier is valuable, have at it... you have the floor, I won't even respond, I promise.  ;)

41 minutes ago on Let’s Get To Know Chris Hatcher

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@Dustin Nosler As opposed to saying: "Well, this was the best we can do.  They're no Matt Kemp, but at least we dumped Wilson."

43 minutes ago on Let’s Get To Know Chris Hatcher

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@SantaLaSorda @Dustin Nosler  His offense will likely go down.  Dodger stadium.  I'd be thrilled if his numbers matched 2014.

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@Purple Drank  You are right.  I posted as much immediately after, no?

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@Pie Fucker @BlueMarvin  If you asked me nicely instead of freaking out about it, maybe I would.  I mean damn, lower your voice!

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@Pie Fucker @BlueMarvin  A guy who fucks pies cannot ask for calm.

47 minutes ago on Let’s Get To Know Chris Hatcher

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@SantaLaSorda @BlueMarvin  GOD DAMN IT!!!!  .... okay

48 minutes ago on Let’s Get To Know Chris Hatcher

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You guys are just never going to understand me, I'm afraid.  Pretty resigned to it now, but I'll try one last time: I use colorful, dramatic sounding language when I speak, it's just how I communicate.  Please do not interpret this to mean that I am "freaking out" when I do it.  For the love of GAWD.  Thanks.  ;)

49 minutes ago on Let’s Get To Know Chris Hatcher

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@TLR @BlueMarvin @DBrim Your abilities at copy/paste are top notch, sir.

51 minutes ago on Let’s Get To Know Chris Hatcher

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@DBrim  Freak out is such a subjective term... maybe my emotional state isn't what you think it is?  ;)

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@666foldamort @The Monocle  Well... then again... maybe he's just trying to keep Ethier's value high.

53 minutes ago on Let’s Get To Know Chris Hatcher

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@666foldamort @The Monocle  Oh for FUCK'S sake!

53 minutes ago on Let’s Get To Know Chris Hatcher

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@Iron Man Returns  The longer he goes with no buzz of other teams interested, the more I'm hoping it means we sign him for depth.

1 hour, 26 minutes ago on Let’s Get To Know Chris Hatcher

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@DodgerBytes They seem to prefer GOOD players lately.

1 hour, 29 minutes ago on Let’s Get To Know Chris Hatcher

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Damn, would suck to be once of these teams:

"Three or four teams are getting “more engaged” with Kevin Correia, ESPN’s Jerry Crasnicktweets.  The clubs in question are looking at Correia as a low-cost add as a fourth or fifth starter."

1 hour, 31 minutes ago on Let’s Get To Know Chris Hatcher

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@Jeremy_N "... but you people don't understand the GOD DAMN PRESSURE we're under to BREAK NEWS over here!  It's awful, sometimes I cut myself to distract from the anguish when Rosenthal beats me to s scoop!"

1 hour, 37 minutes ago on Let’s Get To Know Chris Hatcher

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@TheConman Unless they move Gordon to SS?

1 hour, 52 minutes ago on Let’s Get To Know Chris Hatcher

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@RA_S Yes.

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@Disgruntled Goat  Try hacking it with the password 'or3l1988'

2 hours, 10 minutes ago on Let’s Get To Know Chris Hatcher

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@Lobo  Gawd dammit man.  :(  So going to miss the exciting moments.  Love this guy.

2 hours, 12 minutes ago on Let’s Get To Know Chris Hatcher

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Ha, all this time, I thought Jensen was a pitcher.

2 hours, 15 minutes ago on Let’s Get To Know Chris Hatcher

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@Purple Drank 

Scott Hatteberg: [Responding to being asked to play first base for the Oakland A's] I've only ever played catcher.

Billy Beane: It's not that hard, Scott. Tell him, Wash.

Ron Washington: It's incredibly hard.

2 hours, 50 minutes ago on Let’s Get To Know Chris Hatcher

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@Purple Drank  Didn't the original Moneyball teams value OBP and power over defense?

2 hours, 51 minutes ago on Let’s Get To Know Chris Hatcher

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@Purple Drank @Dustin Nosler  You know a lot of fans will see "Dodgers DFA pitcher Jensen" and freak.

2 hours, 52 minutes ago on Let’s Get To Know Chris Hatcher

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@TellMyWifeISaidGoodbye  Wish we had him five years ago.  At least we'll get a small piece of his pretty awesome career.

2 hours, 59 minutes ago on Let’s Get To Know Chris Hatcher

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@Purple Drank @BlueMarvin @Mike Petriello I have a comment to this but... figure if I made it, someone would break out pictures of dead horses.  ;)

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@Purple Drank @BlueMarvin @Mike Petriello  This is kinda funny: "The addition of Ross likely squeezes Tim Federowicz out of some playing time and could lead to him being packaged in a trade as well."

Poor Fed-Ex, can't even get a break when catching for the Padres.

3 hours, 11 minutes ago on Let’s Get To Know Chris Hatcher

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@Purple Drank @BlueMarvin @Mike Petriello  But, the hitting line DOES matter.  Otherwise, looks like we could convert Hatcher back to C and have a winner.  ;)

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@Mike Petriello  sss?  Then 2013: .216 .298 .382

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@Mike Petriello @BlueMarvin  I'm sure as a person he's a fine guy but: .184 .260 .368

3 hours, 15 minutes ago on Let’s Get To Know Chris Hatcher

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@Drywall He pitched well there.  Chance to max his stats ahead of next contract, I'd think.  If he pitches that long.

3 hours, 17 minutes ago on Let’s Get To Know Chris Hatcher

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@Mike Petriello  So the Pads are basically dumping their elite prospects and then picking up junk?  Weird.

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@Still Bleeding Blue @BlueMarvin @capnsparrow I said 9-4 DODGERS.  ;)

3 hours, 24 minutes ago on Let’s Get To Know Chris Hatcher

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