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@The Monocle Try SmartWater.
17 hours, 3 minutes ago on Diamondbacks 4, Dodgers 2: A tale of two games, but still a loss
I knew I was gonna regret saying Perez looked good before the game yesterday. :( That loss was my fault, sorry everyone.
17 hours, 43 minutes ago on Diamondbacks 4, Dodgers 2: A tale of two games, but still a loss
@Lance Uppercut @LA_Woman I dunno, the walnut kinda looks like a perv.
1 day, 13 hours ago on Dodgers’ prospect scouting report April 2014: Chris Anderson
@Purple Drank @DBrim 4 k's in 6 ip, no?
@DBrim Damn straight! He's on pace to give up ZERO earned runs, and I suspect he should meet that projection!
So, I almost hate to bring this up because I know it's a jinx, and yes small sample size and all, but... gonna regret saying this I'm sure... CHRIS PEREZ IS LOOKING PRETTY DARN GOOD!
1 day, 14 hours ago on Dodgers’ prospect scouting report April 2014: Chris Anderson
Dustin, thanks for the cool profile on Anderson, fun to read. Sounds like he's still a couple years off.
THANK FUKN GOD!!!! HAVE TO PICK UP MY KID FROM SCHOOL, AM LATE, BUT I LOVE YOU ALL AND LOVE BASEBALL AGAIN! GOODNIGHT!!
2 days, 9 hours ago on Yasiel Puig Just Had The Most Yasiel Puig Inning Ever
@efb Stop! Damnit. Jinxes are real!
@efb What? Don't KID!
@efb @BlueMarvin Didn't seem to like letting Belt steal.
Post Game Interview: "Don, Vin thinks your decisions are dumb. What's your response to that?"
@Sangro Azul That's illegal.
And now if he "blows" the save, the Narrative(tm) continues.
Oh for FUCK'S SAKE!!!!
@Mike Petriello Without hopping excited hairy SF people at the end.
So... the Narrative(tm) is that there's something wrong with Jansen, right? So... we SHOULD be worried, right?
@Mike Petriello @ThtsaPaddlin At least ONE too many for sure.
@Professor Towel @P_F_P That would have been: "DFA League!"
@Purple Drank I like what you're trying to do and I hope it works.
LOVE YOU FUTURE PEEPS!
@P_F_P @BlueMarvin May the force be with you!
2 days, 10 hours ago on Yasiel Puig Just Had The Most Yasiel Puig Inning Ever
You know how the "Defense Against the Dark Arts" teaching position was cursed and nobody could last more than a year? Starting to think the 8th inning guy for us has that same problem. Bet Withrow ends up being the guy before the year is over.
Ump felt bad for Bluebeard.
@efb @BlueMarvin So... is Bulldog still OK? ;)
Gordon just about got turned into a pancake.
The wild horse!
@DodgerBytes @BlueMarvin So do I... that double threatens that.
@DodgerBytes We're supposed to like a double late in a 2-run game?
So... looks like we get additions to the Wilson and (likely) Jansen narratives today. Hope they're good ones.
@P_F_P The Giants? We all do.
DON! DAMN YOU!!! Oh, wait, just more stupid base-running by players.
@Noel D ... but still get paid.
@Purple Drank Flagged
@KMT59 Love you future person.
OOH! .... REE-Bay!
@Jeremy_N @Purple Drank Thanks for the visual.
Stupid Giants that make 100 stupid fouls on 3-2.
@efb He was well rested, and still looks good, I'd guess is the answer.
Looks like Pagan made parole.
So, what are the chances that Van Slyke should be a starter and would be very valuable if he played everyday? He has to be wondering at this point.
@capnsparrow @BlueMarvin@Jeremy_N He hit .000 in the minors this year! ;)
@Tony Fernandez (MSTY Most Informative Poster) @BlueMarvin I thought it was cause he's old.
Biggio would have leaned into that one.
@P_F_P @ThtsaPaddlin Puig was especially unproductive that year.