Matt Kemp's #3 Fan
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I am really happy with my decision to NOT watch the World Series right about now.
3 hours, 53 minutes ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: C Tim Federowicz
@ tomato Probably not, he looked an awful lot like a human last time we played them.
1 day, 14 hours ago on Joe Maddon is now a free agent, are the Dodgers next?
I feel bad for the Rays fans. All 10 of them.
Maybe we'll hire Maddon as President of Managerial Operations and Don will be retained as a special advisor.
BREAKING: Entire Rays team opts out of contract, likely headed to LA.
"If you prefer that in raw numbers, Gordon came to the plate 250 times after the All-Star game, and he walked just four times. He walked once in August. He walked once in September."
Wow, I knew Dee didn't walk often but that's really really bad.
2 days, 15 hours ago on What If The Dodgers Sold High On Dee Gordon?
@Dustin Nosler JFC how is it even physically possible to hit that
3 days, 15 hours ago on Josh Byrnes to Dodgers rumors heat up, but what will his role be?
@mawp @YadierMolinasOedipalComplex @Lobo @Literally PFP Trading Guerrero may be impossible until the final year of his deal.
1 week ago on Introducing Josh Byrnes, leading candidate to be Dodgers’ GM
@ tomato @P_F_P not plaschke
1 week, 2 days ago on Plenty of Dodgers’ prospects on BA’s postseason Top 20 lists
@DBrim @BIah Hella cold, Brim.
@TellMyWifeISaidHello Silver lining: he won't immediately try to sign Ishikawa next year.
Maybe we should just not play baseball in even-numbered years.
@corylol Joe Panik is hitting like Scutaro lite as well.
@ThtsaPaddlin Bumgarner is still very good.
@FantasticFlex @P_F_P If you can't be a decent person, fuck off
Maybe if we stopped having the playoffs during Halloween season, the Giants would stop winning. #illuminati
@TellMyWifeISaidHello @Sugar-Free Generic Grape Soda Aubrey Huff
@efb Please don't
@TellMyWifeISaidHello @Lobo He is playing for the Giants, so it seems legit.
@Sugar-Free Generic Grape Soda fucking stupid considering they cannot even make the playoffs in between
@mostly exciting potato how about a then b. seems like they go together
If Ned was still our GM, he would probably be drafting the paperwork to sign Ishikawa in the offseason.
So Travis Ishikawa is gonna legitimately get NLCS MVP, right?
@BluESQ The Giants will miraculously get like 50 fly balls to land between Cain, Dyson, and Gordon.
I hope some of you are tweeting at Morosi right now.
If only we had Travis Ishikawa, we could have gone all the way
Travis Ishikawa, NLCS MVP. Prepare yourselves
@P_F_P @YadierMolinasOedipalComplex @Sugar-Free Generic Grape Soda Kershaw isn't pitching, PFP, pbmm
@ThtsaPaddlin @Matt Kemp's #3 Fan I'm only following on Gameday so I'm probably behind.
Pence walkoff, book it.
Really glad I'm not watching this game.
Fuck the Cardinals btw
@Sugar-Free Generic Grape Soda What does PuntoForPresident have to do with anything
@ThtsaPaddlin Seems legit.
1 week, 3 days ago on What About The Next Joe Maddon?
@TellMyWifeISaidHello @Matt Kemp's #3 Fan The funny thing is that it seemed like a robbery at the time but it was really a win-win in the long term.
Someone should provide some Colletti/Friedman analysis like this:
I almost wish the Giants would win the next two because I don't want the Royals to get rusty.
Bringing in a LOOGY to pitch to Blanco is funny. Just bring in someone who throws fastballs in the strike zone.
@Tired Maths Cat @yudodis Stop, you're ruining the narrative
@CloudyWithaChanceofMeatblahs @KMT59 @Anime Ethier I just signed on and I have no idea what is going on here.
@Tymathee They probably value some aspects of his baseball/business knowledge, but don't want him in charge of all of the baseball operations.
1 week, 3 days ago on Ned Colletti was a lame duck GM & Andrew Friedman now moves the Dodgers forward
@WBBsAs (In Dog We Trust. Un Planeta Sin Gatos) *trades Kershaw for minor league infielders
@DeliMan of Baseball Related Sorrow I felt this way about the NLDS
1 week, 4 days ago on Baseball Twitter reacts to Dodgers’ hiring of Andrew Friedman
@capnsparrow There's a mad man with words in the Dodgers Digest comment section.
If you squint hard enough, Royals jerseys look like Dodger jerseys. So go Royals, I guess.
@Diane Nguyen 9ers fan seems legit
@Subtle Euphemism aka Jonathan Lingo @Matt Kemp's #3 Fan @Tymathee Saves money on urinals.
1 week, 4 days ago on Welcome To Town, Andrew Friedman
@Tymathee @Subtle Euphemism aka Jonathan Lingo Yeah, but Oakland Coliseum is filled with actual shit.