Matt Kemp's #3 Fan
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@Purple Drank Good, that way I can read about it before hitting the paywall.
6 hours, 38 minutes ago on Remember How Many Starting Pitchers A Team Really Needs
@Purple Drank @Mike Petriello I'm sure we could find a Felix Hernandez that a team would trade straight up for Ethier.
6 hours, 52 minutes ago on Remember How Many Starting Pitchers A Team Really Needs
@HunterStricklandsOedipalComplex Wait that might not be fair. Might have to throw in Seager too.
7 hours ago on Remember How Many Starting Pitchers A Team Really Needs
@HunterStricklandsOedipalComplex Kershaw and Puig for Bumgarner
7 hours, 1 minute ago on Remember How Many Starting Pitchers A Team Really Needs
@TellMyWifeISaidHello @SkepticNinja I actually agree with that, was trying to make a point about how you can't use a tiny sample size like the postseason as evidence.
1 day, 18 hours ago on Get To Know This Year’s Foreign Imports: Japan
@TellMyWifeISaidHello @Diane. fap Jesus, super ninja, hero, best friend Unfortunately we are paying for it now.
@TellMyWifeISaidHello Are we comparing them by attractiveness of their wives? Because then I agree.
Suggestion: Let's make baseball like the Olympics, only we play every odd numbered year rather than every 4 years.
@corylol In 2200?
@ tomato @Matt Kemp's #3 Fan Well, clearly that is the only thing that matters.
When do we just admit Bumgarner is better than Kershaw?
@ tomato lol
@Purple Drank We thought that last year when Uribe and Crawford were blasting home runs in the NLDS
@Purple Drank Then we'd have to deal with Dan Uggla, WS MVP
Any basketball fans want to place money on when Kobe legitimately tries to murder someone on court this year?
@Diane. 9ers fan, fap master, super ninja, hero That's dedication all right.
2 days, 16 hours ago on Winter Leagues Update #1: The Score So Far
@Diane. 9ers fan, fap master, super ninja, hero Not a profession tho
The two most dangerous professions in America: president and Los Angeles professional athlete.
@the great dick tater Greatest youtube comment ever
2 days, 17 hours ago on Winter Leagues Update #1: The Score So Far
Can I hibernate until the Dodgers season starts again?
Randle is dead
@Literally PFP @Matt Kemp's #3 Fan That just means it is more likely to happen.
2 days, 21 hours ago on Winter Leagues Update #1: The Score So Far
Can't wait for Bumgarner's perfect game tomorrow.
@the great dick tater only if he gets absolutely destroyed
@Turner_for_Treasury Derek Lowe 2004 ALCS -- 1 run, 1 hit in 6 innings.
@Turner_for_Treasury It's been done before. Not by Bumgarner though.
All of the regression is happening at once.
So who's starting tomorrow for the Giants? Vogelsong? Bumgarner?
@brincon @Disgruntled Uncultured Bastard @Matt Kemp's #3 Fan Remember when Dan Gilbert called it a travesty but then traded for Kevin Love this year
@TellMyWifeISaidHello @Matt Kemp's #3 Fan On the bright side, I think this team will at least be entertaining, and I think they can compete better than last year's.
@TellMyWifeISaidHello @Matt Kemp's #3 Fan Byron "I hate 3 pointers" Scott
Who cares about baseball anymore anyways? It's Lakers season! Time to lose to the Rockets by 20+ points! Who's with me?!
@Tired Maths Cat @Shroom jesus KMT
@Aaron Harang's Soul Patch @Matt Kemp's #3 Fan People will make it sound like it's not tho cuz clutch or something.
4 days, 18 hours ago on Can The Dodgers Even Sell Low On Andre Ethier?
@Aaron Harang's Soul Patch @Matt Kemp's #3 Fan It should be.
@the great dick tater fantastic movie
So apparently now Kershaw is Peyton Manning and Bumgarner is like Russell Wilson or something something narrative
I am really happy with my decision to NOT watch the World Series right about now.
5 days, 19 hours ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: C Tim Federowicz
@ tomato Probably not, he looked an awful lot like a human last time we played them.
1 week ago on Joe Maddon is now a free agent, are the Dodgers next?
I feel bad for the Rays fans. All 10 of them.
Maybe we'll hire Maddon as President of Managerial Operations and Don will be retained as a special advisor.
BREAKING: Entire Rays team opts out of contract, likely headed to LA.
"If you prefer that in raw numbers, Gordon came to the plate 250 times after the All-Star game, and he walked just four times. He walked once in August. He walked once in September."
Wow, I knew Dee didn't walk often but that's really really bad.
1 week, 1 day ago on What If The Dodgers Sold High On Dee Gordon?
@Dustin Nosler JFC how is it even physically possible to hit that
1 week, 2 days ago on Josh Byrnes to Dodgers rumors heat up, but what will his role be?
@mawp @YadierMolinasOedipalComplex @Lobo @Literally PFP Trading Guerrero may be impossible until the final year of his deal.
1 week, 5 days ago on Introducing Josh Byrnes, leading candidate to be Dodgers’ GM
@ tomato @P_F_P not plaschke
2 weeks ago on Plenty of Dodgers’ prospects on BA’s postseason Top 20 lists
@DBrim @BIah Hella cold, Brim.
@TellMyWifeISaidHello Silver lining: he won't immediately try to sign Ishikawa next year.