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Arm got in there, but Dee blocked him and the fingers didn't get on the base in time.

2 minutes ago on Braves @ Dodgers July 30, 2014: Something Of A Stable Lineup

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Win the game then cut to Kimbrel standing in BP please

11 minutes ago on Braves @ Dodgers July 30, 2014: Something Of A Stable Lineup

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@Playstation 1.5 Pretty much an automatic out when it's hit over there.

13 minutes ago on Braves @ Dodgers July 30, 2014: Something Of A Stable Lineup

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@NeutralPostingGuy I mean, you are NeutralPostingGuy

14 minutes ago on Braves @ Dodgers July 30, 2014: Something Of A Stable Lineup

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Walk offs are more exciting anyways.

17 minutes ago on Braves @ Dodgers July 30, 2014: Something Of A Stable Lineup

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Yikes, better communication please guys.

19 minutes ago on Braves @ Dodgers July 30, 2014: Something Of A Stable Lineup

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@tsneddy AJ has a better OBP than AGon.

32 minutes ago on Braves @ Dodgers July 30, 2014: Something Of A Stable Lineup

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@Utility Man It's ridiculous how everyone thinks Kemp is only worth spare change basically.

33 minutes ago on Braves @ Dodgers July 30, 2014: Something Of A Stable Lineup

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BUT NO SERIOUSLY NO ONE SHOULD WANT MATT KEMP

35 minutes ago on Braves @ Dodgers July 30, 2014: Something Of A Stable Lineup

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I was just about to say that eventually we would have to get a hit with a runner in scoring position.

35 minutes ago on Braves @ Dodgers July 30, 2014: Something Of A Stable Lineup

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SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

1 hour, 18 minutes ago on Braves @ Dodgers July 30, 2014: Something Of A Stable Lineup

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Thanks for batting BJ Upton leadoff

1 hour, 34 minutes ago on Braves @ Dodgers July 30, 2014: Something Of A Stable Lineup

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@foldamort @Blue Collar Yeah, but I always thought Heyward was something like 27 or 28.

1 hour, 45 minutes ago on Braves @ Dodgers July 30, 2014: Something Of A Stable Lineup

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Hard to believe Jason Heyward is only 24 years old.

1 hour, 52 minutes ago on Braves @ Dodgers July 30, 2014: Something Of A Stable Lineup

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@tsneddy They learned from Don that lefties only pitch to lefties and get confused that Wood's on the mound.

1 hour, 53 minutes ago on Braves @ Dodgers July 30, 2014: Something Of A Stable Lineup

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@TheConman Chipper was my favorite player growing up.  Braves were a perennial powerhouse, so they were always nationally televised and due to the time difference I could watch the entire game before I had to go to bed.

1 hour, 59 minutes ago on Braves @ Dodgers July 30, 2014: Something Of A Stable Lineup

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Settle down Zack

2 hours, 12 minutes ago on Braves @ Dodgers July 30, 2014: Something Of A Stable Lineup

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Always hard to tell if Livefyre is pooping or if no one has posted in the last few minutes.

2 hours, 14 minutes ago on Braves @ Dodgers July 30, 2014: Something Of A Stable Lineup

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Puig still always looks disgusted with the pitcher when he draws a walk.

2 hours, 22 minutes ago on Braves @ Dodgers July 30, 2014: Something Of A Stable Lineup

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Looked out to me too

2 hours, 24 minutes ago on Braves @ Dodgers July 30, 2014: Something Of A Stable Lineup

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@PagansOedipalComplex That is hilarious considering how the narrative right now is that no one should be interested in trading for Kemp because he sucks.

2 hours, 39 minutes ago on Braves @ Dodgers July 30, 2014: Something Of A Stable Lineup

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I go away to cook dinner and of course I miss this

2 hours, 43 minutes ago on Braves @ Dodgers July 30, 2014: Something Of A Stable Lineup

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@mickeyhatcher Luckily McCann is no longer a Brave, so it is extremely unlikely that Kemp will hit the ball over the wall and not be allowed to score.

3 hours, 19 minutes ago on Braves @ Dodgers July 30, 2014: Something Of A Stable Lineup

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My response was something like "He's only been one of the best pitchers in baseball."

3 hours, 22 minutes ago on Braves @ Dodgers July 30, 2014: Something Of A Stable Lineup

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"How's Greinke working out for you guys?  He's a high-maintenance head case, right?"


-- Actual thing my coworker said to me upon learning I was a Dodgers fan

3 hours, 24 minutes ago on Braves @ Dodgers July 30, 2014: Something Of A Stable Lineup

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@#needshitforcycle Does Ethier even play baseball anymore

22 hours, 50 minutes ago on Dodgers 8, Braves 4: Four In A Row

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@Purple Drank (2014 MSTY Poster of the Year) @scottyc35 Unless we include additional assets.  Chris Perez and Magic's Twitter account for free.

22 hours, 52 minutes ago on Dodgers 8, Braves 4: Four In A Row

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@Purple Drank (2014 MSTY Poster of the Year) @scottyc35  Unfair deal, we have to at least eat some of that salary.

22 hours, 52 minutes ago on Dodgers 8, Braves 4: Four In A Row

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"Matt Kemp's Offense Is Not The Problem"


Perfect timing Matt!

22 hours, 55 minutes ago on Dodgers 8, Braves 4: Four In A Row

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@BIah @Blue Collar @PagansOedipalComplex @P_F_P PagansOedipalComplex beat me to it.  You underestimate how lazy people are. ;)

1 day, 3 hours ago on Braves @ Dodgers July 29, 2014: Send A Search Party For Andre Ethier

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@PagansOedipalComplex @P_F_P Or better yet, make a fake Twitter account and fool the universe into thinking that trade happened

1 day, 3 hours ago on Braves @ Dodgers July 29, 2014: Send A Search Party For Andre Ethier

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@Hoze And it's Bumgarner on the mound for them.  If he can't deliver for them, there isn't much hope.

2 days, 2 hours ago on Dodgers Acquire Darwin Barney, Because Defense

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@MScottEiland Meh, we don't give up anything and get a plus defender in an area where we have lacked depth due to injuries.  Not really stupidity.

2 days, 9 hours ago on Dodgers Acquire Darwin Barney, Because Defense

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But seriously, I guess it's useful to have at least one more backup who can at least play defense when everyone inevitably gets hurt.

2 days, 9 hours ago on Dodgers Acquire Darwin Barney, Because Defense

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Fantastic!  Start planning the parade!!

2 days, 9 hours ago on Dodgers Acquire Darwin Barney, Because Defense

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Welcome to the big leagues, kid.  Now try to hit against the best pitcher in the business.

4 days, 1 hour ago on Dodgers @ Giants July 26, 2014: Lineup Stability At Last?

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@Kewldood69 Kershaw only knows one level of effort.

4 days, 1 hour ago on Dodgers @ Giants July 26, 2014: Lineup Stability At Last?

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@Kewldood69 But not quite yet.  We have work to do.

4 days, 1 hour ago on Dodgers @ Giants July 26, 2014: Lineup Stability At Last?

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@ConfederacyofBuntses (still 2015 NOTY eligible) He's probably never seen anything quite as hideous before.

4 days, 1 hour ago on Dodgers @ Giants July 26, 2014: Lineup Stability At Last?

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Someone should sneak into the stadium at night with a shovel and destroy those fucking bullpen mounds.

4 days, 1 hour ago on Dodgers @ Giants July 26, 2014: Lineup Stability At Last?

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That was some Angel Hernandez-level bullshit

4 days, 1 hour ago on Dodgers @ Giants July 26, 2014: Lineup Stability At Last?

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