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@ingy56 @rustynail Clarkson for Luke Schenn, I'd do that.
2 days, 18 hours ago on NHL Trade Deadline Day: Is there anything doing in Leafland?
4 days, 20 hours ago on Primary Bozak
@Burtonboy Doughty should have been tournament MVP.
1 week, 5 days ago on TEAM CANADA WINS GOLD – EASILY
@Marlies Man The force field around Kessel is affecting all electronics.
2 weeks ago on Team Canada vs. Team USA Open Thread
@Shift_Disturber1 Actually back in his college days he did star in a German porn film called Ich Liebe Dick.
2 weeks, 1 day ago on Kessel still leading Olympic scoring, Kulemin’s early exit
@BBirde What would take a lot of guts is for Ovi to stop viewing teammates as servants there to bring him dinner. A couple minutes in front of a microphone is nothing.
2 weeks, 2 days ago on Team Canada vs. Team Latvia, Quarterfinal Games Thread
Did you hear about the ex-NHL'er fined for urinating in a wheat field?
They gave a ticket to Grain Wetzky.
2 weeks, 3 days ago on Team Canada vs. Team Latvia, Quarterfinal Games Thread
@Murph2417 @Mesmer I used to watch that detective show on tv.... Magnum PEI.
2 weeks, 5 days ago on Team Canada vs. Team Finland Open Thread
@whalz If they sign him it'll be more than $4 million. Clarkson's salary is the new median for an average player.
2 weeks, 6 days ago on Team Canada vs Team Austria Recap
@Loric76 @Biltmore @MLHS_Luke I just woke up. What was the answer?
3 weeks ago on Team Canada vs Team Austria Recap
@MLHS_Luke @Biltmore What am I missing here?
Why is Kovalchuk wearing #71 and Malkin #11?
Get Ovechkin out there wearing #23....
@Murph2417 @Loric76 The fighter jet's a Saab Gripen.
3 weeks, 2 days ago on Team USA vs. Team Slovakia – Phil and James Do Sochi
@The Truth Hurts Sweden's a bug on the windshield.
4 weeks, 1 day ago on Shark Club Game Day: Maple Leafs at Lightning (7:30 p.m., Leafs TV)
@vinoa Maybe. However, if those coincidences of bad timing were happening to a guy like Ranger, people would be howling at the proof that Ranger sucks. Personally, I don't believe in coincidences, and don't think the Leafs results with Clarkson in the lineup are a matter of "bad timing."
4 weeks, 1 day ago on Thursday Mashup: Thunderbolt and lightning, very very frightening
@Belfour20 @Bruffins @MikeGartner11
1 month ago on Leafs Notebook – February 3
@MaxwellHowe @Thedoor29 @Marlies Man That was the best, upsets galore, anybody could meet anyone in the Finals. It had everything.
@Uncle Otis @Airfreshener So a platypus walks into a bar and orders a drink. Says to the bartender, "put it on my bill."
@Loric76 Yes, if Kessel had seen his shadow it would mean six more weeks of playoffs.
1 month ago on Game Review: Game #57, Leafs 6 vs. Sens 3