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@Tymathee @LASports96 something something collar bone
6 hours, 58 minutes ago on Attention, Japan: Yasiel Puig Is Coming For You
23 hours, 44 minutes ago on Dodgers 8, Padres 6: Ugly win is ugly, and Carl Crawford lives
AJ deserves bubbles
1 week, 3 days ago on Dodgers @ Brewers August 10, 2014: Hanley Out, Barney In
@TheConman Creepy or not. It's also amazing.
@no opinion bot Could be worse. You could be going to Atwater or Chowchilla.
1 week, 4 days ago on Brandon League Was Actually Very Good Last Night
1 week, 6 days ago on Dodgers @ Angels August 7, 2014: Win That World Series Preview
@efb Fap Santa gets around
I missed out on Fapmas last year. Not his year.
@- Casey - @Uncultured Baby *politely
2 weeks, 2 days ago on Dodger Catchers Continuing To Struggle
@efb @Purple Drank (2014 MSTY Poster of the Year) I know my GF lets me know when the "mechanics" aren't working.
2 weeks, 5 days ago on The Day After Absolutely Nothing
@efb @Purple Drank (2014 MSTY Poster of the Year) I think his wife would have a better idea on how to fix that.
@Mike Petriello Done!
2 weeks, 6 days ago on Two Hours To Go
@Chris Perez's Future Employer @Smoking Man You're going to have to be accepting if you intend on hiring Chris Perez
2 weeks, 6 days ago on Deadline Day Is Upon Us
Some of you guys are cranky. Relax and enjoy the insanity. Maybe have a smoke.
@Bay_of_Puigs @Dustin Nosler That's a huge gamble if another team claims him just to block the Dodgers
Faps for all
@JackedNate @Smoking Man That's on the list for sure.
@JonathanLingo @Smoking Man "hand saw" performance since Bruce Campbell
Tara Reid and Ian Ziering killed it last night you guyz.
@Purple Drank (2014 MSTY Poster of the Year) @カイル Raiders v. Jaguars. Final Score
3 weeks ago on Kenley Jansen’s Other Pitch
@- Casey - http://imgur.com/yJz3g63
@Hoze @ tomato But history! https://twitter.com/CorkOnTheNFL/status/494535566638067712
@ThtsaPaddlin @Smoking Man @efb WOW. That is intense. Not sure if the GF would be up for that.
@ThtsaPaddlin @Smoking Man @efb Yep. We got as far as the waterfall before turning back. Amazing.
@efb Kauai really is spectacular. Took this picture after a 3 mile hike. http://imgur.com/n2FSvig
@potato (2014 MSTY: Newcomer of the Year) Just had some of these when I was on Kauai
@Vin_Skully @Smoking Man It's my first time stealing one. Here, have a fap
@Purple Drank (2014 MSTY Poster of the Year) @Professor Towel @Hoze Ned never bags
Greinke, Softball Playoffs, and Sharknado 2 tonight. I am excited.
@TheConman @tsneddy http://imgur.com/c2sxo2H
@Hoze @Lobo http://imgur.com/vtdRfop
@DBrim I completely forgot that the Topes are right down the street. Time to set up my out of office message.
Fun Fact: https://twitter.com/CorkOnTheNFL/status/494535566638067712
@efb I like this guy
@TheOcelot @efb I think we found the new bullpen arm.
@Purple Drank (2014 MSTY Poster of the Year) @Disgruntled Goat @Dave! (but probably Justin Turner, maybe) @NotBatman Think of the possibilities for Perez. So much to learn.
@Disgruntled Goat @Dave! (but probably Justin Turner, maybe) @NotBatman On that note, Dee should teach Agon how to speed
Smile Jack! http://imgur.com/aKtDybp
3 weeks, 1 day ago on Braves @ Dodgers July 29, 2014: Send A Search Party For Andre Ethier
@TheConman @Smoking Man @Purple Drank (2014 MSTY Poster of the Year) That's right. Thank you.
@Purple Drank (2014 MSTY Poster of the Year) Do they need to clear spots on the 40-man roster?
@P_F_P Blame Alford
3 weeks, 1 day ago on 48 Hours Until The Trade Deadline
@moneynow27 Steiner for Hawk Harrelson. Who says no?
@InsideThePark (Academy Rd) grit
@TheConman @Smoking Man @P_F_P Still my favorite set from when I used to collect with my dad. http://imgur.com/ylnnmoh
@TheConman @P_F_P Love the '62 Topps border! Nice touch