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I read this entire post and I still have no idea what it's about.
2 years, 1 month ago on EXCLUSIVE: Ed. L speaks on his February PensPoints win
The problem with this plan is that Subban would actually have to want to sign a $3.5 million offer sheet...Ain't happening. Bob McKenzie thinks the Habs and Slewfoot are $2.5 - 3 mil apart on the deal they want? I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess the Habs aren't offering him $500 K - 1 million.
2 years, 2 months ago on Should the Pens make a run at P.K. Subban?
Stop. introducing. people.
2 years, 3 months ago on How to watch the game online today 1-19-13
That is all.
2 years, 3 months ago on GIF's on how to remember 2012
Remember when people thought waiting for Parise and Suter to sign was brutal? Fuck this.
2 years, 6 months ago on More NHL Game Cancellations Expected This Week
@Flip or do you mean on the Penguins?
2 years, 9 months ago on No big deal Crosby officially signs unlimited year contract | July2012
@Flip 2 years @ 1 million each
Asham completes his tour of duty in the Atlantic.
@SaintMarty Yeah but he doesn't wear them around like he just got home from a bender either.
2 years, 10 months ago on Draftday: 2012 NHL Entry Draft - Day 2 | June2012
Does Brian Burke even know how to knot a tie? I've only ever seen one draped around his shoulders.
@roCkhopper Did just catch the gem of them calling David Beckham "David Beckman".
2 years, 10 months ago on June 12 | June2012
@roCkhopper Fair enough reason to watch again. I usually don't even listen to the announcers on national broadcasts, because, you know, the contagious idiocy.
I couldn't wait for the Finals to end and yet, here I am, watching the shit show from last night on NHLN. October can't come soon enough.
@Adam12 The "I'm" guy - http://www.livefyre.com/profile/14752/ natewv
No, I'm not stalking him. I just comment so little that I could go into my profile and look for him.
2 years, 11 months ago on Sidney Crosby at Kentucky Derby & LA Kings | May2012
@YinzerinCT @DoobyDoobyDoo No, that sounds like something I'd enjoy.
3 years ago on Countdown: 163 days... | April 2012
@DoobyDoobyDoo Yeah, I just read it as well. Started at about 4:00, took a power nap for 15 minutes, then powered through the rest. It read like a fucking essay.
@crosberries I'm still suspicious. Who was left in the room when he said this?
3 years ago on Closing Time - Flyers win in Six
Small consolation that I can unclench my butt at last. Dear Lord, those penalty kills.
This is excellent news. MOAR POWERBALL POWERPLAYS!
3 years ago on Link City: No suspension for Rinaldo | April 2012
Reading a thread titled "Pens vs Flyers: Greatest sweep series of all-time?" on hfboards...It's the little things in life.
3 years ago on THIRD PERIOD: HOLY SHIT | April 2012
So glad Zac Rinaldo decided to sponsor the Penguins powerplay tonight.
3 years ago on SECOND PERIOD: No clue what is happening | April 2012
I've heard this from a lot of people too. Pretty much everyone on hfboards confirms it.
3 years ago on Respected journalist: Staal isn't happy | April 2012
A fired up Philly team is an undisciplined team. Gotta take advantage of PPs.
3 years ago on Playoff Gameday - Round One, Game Three - Flyers | April 2012
It's still 0-0, gentlemen.
For anyone interested in my demise, I have eaten a piece of the 2009 Canadian bacon and it was delicious.
@SaintMarty Don't think I haven't considered it.
3 years ago on PODCAST: 4.14.12
I just found a box of Canadian bacon in my freezer that had an expiration date of February 3, 2009. Bad meat, good juju.
@Fudgemanners They are not mutually exclusive.
3 years ago on THIRD PERIOD: Flyers refuse to go away | April 2012
@...PetrsMailbox It would probably have a fairly large uptick due to said firing into sun, and then maybe cool off a bit.
3 years ago on Quest for the Cup Statistics | April 2012
@PensAreYourDaddy Unreal picture of Bourdon giving Asham the bedroom eyes.
3 years ago on The Pensblog All-Time Favorite Penguins Playoff Goals Tournament - More Voting | April 2012
@ArrogantYinzerinCT Am I reading this wrong or did Ovechkin count from A to 3?
@Cruxen @WetShoes Hand in your Pens fan card.
3 years ago on Pens-Flyers schedule released. Starts Wednesday. | April 2012
@crosberries Teddy does have Pittsburgh's number. He just won't sell any tickets to them.
3 years ago on QUICK CAP: Now the fun begins, Pens end season with 4-2 win. | April 2012
@Maddhatter Shit, don't go too far out on that limb.
@Marty, Patron Saint of No Fucks The over/under for viewers is the same.
@ArrogantYinzerinCT @Fitz Brodeur had butter stains and Jamie Langenbrunner cleaned him? Thank you wiki contributors for your bad grammar.
3 years ago on John Tortorella Fined 20K and Rangers beat writer melts down about it. | April 2012
@Fudgemannerless Yeah, but I already made my one comment for the day. Commence sporadic thumbing.
Billy 3 Snakes sounds like the name of the dumbest and fattest henchman in every mob movie ever.
Dear Larry Brooks,
Thank you kindly.
@King Danger @Savage_Beast You just corrected Sunday with Sunday.
3 years ago on Bring on the Flyers - Pens win 5-2 | April 2012
@SaintMarty Only their season ticket holders.
@YinzerinCT @natewv GRIND
3 years ago on THIRD PERIOD: Everything is happening, Pens lead 4-2 | April 2012
Paille didn't leave his feet. He was still in orbit from when Orpik hit him.
3 years ago on SECOND PERIOD: 2-2, Pens a bit messy | April 2012
...Is this a bad time to let you guys know my twitter handle is Isoperla?
3 years ago on FIRST PERIOD: Big game in beantown
@Maddhatter I finally found it. Crisis averted.
3 years ago on WWTGD | April 2012
@Maddhatter I only found 5 Exxon signs.
Man, Disco deadpanning "I wasn't wearing a skirt...It was a blue suit" at his press conference made me crack up.
@blackout If I didn't know the context of this discussion, I'd be pretty worried about you right now. #sidneycrosbyandblackoutarevampires
3 years ago on VIDEO: Pens/Flyers mayhem in its entirety | April 2012