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Mocking an athlete's injury because they use a competitors product isn't a joke to a lot of people. 

2 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://awfulannouncing.com/2014/gatorade-trolled-lebron-james-hard-after-cramping-in-game-1.html

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Van Gundy screaming about flops night in and night out for years now has made his officiating analysis unlistenable. He's become a parody of himself.

4 months ago on Conversation @ http://awfulannouncing.com/2014/jeff-van-gundy-the-nba-has-tried-to-hurt-me-for-officiating-comments.html

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GK&R are the best in the business. 


Washington and Miami are particularly insufferable and Chip Caray is also pretty terrible. Haven't heard much of the Phillies new crew though. 

4 months, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://awfulannouncing.com/2014/rate-the-local-mlb-announcers-nl-east.html

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If you haven't figured out Costas is a master troll by this point you're quite naive. NBC and Costas know exactly what they are doing by giving him this soapbox. 

10 months, 2 weeks ago on Bob Costas Jumps On The Redskins Hate Bandwagon

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Why would Tampa Bay leak information about failed drugs test for a player they were actively trying to trade?

It was 100% Freeman's agent trying to force his release. 

10 months, 2 weeks ago on NFLPA Thinks They Know Who Leaked Josh Freeman’s Info

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TURN YOUR FUCKING PHONE SIDEWAYS 

JESUS FUCK ITS 2013

10 months, 3 weeks ago on NYPD Officer To Street Vendor: “Blow Me”

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It's just fucking stuff guy.

10 months, 3 weeks ago on Man Has Sex With Over 1,000 Cars During Lifetime

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shez in havan wit al davis jus win babi

rip in peace

10 months, 3 weeks ago on Raiders Fans Ready To Give Manti Te’o A Sympathetic Welcome

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This Ain't Girls XXX should just be 3 hours of hidden camera footage of moments guys realizing that they are getting blown by trannies.

10 months, 4 weeks ago on Trailer To The Girls Porn Parody Has Been Released (NSFW)

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@MikeZoltek Prime Shaq could beat anyone one on one simply by backing them down and using his footwork to score easy buckets. 

Dude was flat unstoppable. 

If the last two seasons are "peak" LeBron James, then yes he would take Jordan down one on one. He's impossible to stop in the post by a smaller player like Jordan, is shooting over 40 percent from beyond the arc and has 2 inches and 40+ pounds on Jordan as well as being the far superior athlete. 

11 months ago on Big Mike Jordan: “I Could Have Taken LeBron”

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The character's name is "Audience"

11 months ago on Simpsons Planning On Killing Off Another Character

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Would have been funnier if the whole team quit to spite the coach. 

11 months ago on High School Football Coach Suspends Entire Team For Bullying

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"talentless hacks come in all shapes and sizes"

How about 5'2, a little chubby, blonde and on a network no one watches? 

BUT ITZ KOOL SHES JUS 1 OF DA GUYZ RITE?

11 months, 1 week ago on The Crossover Explodes!!!

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How do you get charged with two different degrees of choking someone?

11 months, 1 week ago on BREAKING NEWS: Former ESPN Analyst Hugh Douglas arrested in Connecticut

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@eclecticbuddha @DFreshHookup Willis is one of the, if not the most conditioned athlete I've ever seen. Dude is always in ridiculous shape, it's a shame he was robbed of his burst though, his 2002 season was one of the best I've ever seen from a college RB ever. 

11 months, 1 week ago on Maurice Clarett REALLY Wants An NFL Gig

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Ironic that the Browns signed Willis McGahee with Clarett begging for a workout. Talk about a won the battle lost the war type ending. 

11 months, 1 week ago on Maurice Clarett REALLY Wants An NFL Gig

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Clown bukkake is permanent.

11 months, 2 weeks ago on It’s a Rainbow Day! Caption This and You Could Win

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It's going to make it very difficult for either side to politicize this now that we know it was a black Texan mass murderer. Next we'll find out he was jewish.

11 months, 2 weeks ago on Washington Navy Yard Shooter Identified

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I am the one who cocks. 

11 months, 2 weeks ago on Matthew Shepard Tortured, Murdered By Gay Lover!?

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I feel bad for the herd of cattle that had to be slaughtered to make that belt. 

11 months, 2 weeks ago on The Next Evolution In Twerking

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So only 1000 years in prison left to go then?

11 months, 4 weeks ago on AP Reporting: Ariel Castro Found Dead in Apparent Suicide

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Ray might be just making some generalizations about what happened but the spread fluctuated wildly before the game and a Ravens win outright and the over (49) at the time was the absolute worst case scenario for Vegas.

Was it probably just a power failure? Sure, but it's not the most insane conspiracy theory, especially since it happened with the Ravens ahead 28-6 and immediately following what would have been a back breaking (and probably game ending) sack on 3rd down. 

Never doubt the money. And if it was more than just a power failure, it almost worked too.

12 months ago on Ray Lewis’ Super Bowl Conspiracy Theory

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Rosanna Arquette heading to her makeup trailer. 

1 year ago on Caption Contest! Caption This Awkward Photo and You Could Win.

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I'd probably get pretty annoyed if I had HBO producers yelling "JAMES CAN YOU MOVE YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE SHOT?" at me for a month straight. 

1 year ago on James Harrison isn't down with this Hard Knocks thing

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ESPN fires Rob Parker because he called RGIII a "Cornball Brother" but then hires the guy who hasn't written a piece in probably 5 years that hasn't made some ridiculous or bizarre tie into race relations or racism? 

ESPN is TERRIFIED of Fox Sports right now. Bed wettingly scared of them. 

1 year ago on Jason Whitlock reportedly leaving Fox for ESPN

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It's funny how ESPN's ratings have almost identically followed the rise, fall and rise again of LeBron. They pushed all their chips in on that angle and it both succeeded (short term) and failed (possible long term)

2011 - First season of the Big 3, sky high ratings for that abortion known as First Take, all the way through the Heat loss to Dallas

2012 - More "LeChoke" drama right up until the end of ESPN's control of the Heat with the Game 6 legendary game, and the "redemption" summer of LeBron and Team USA's run to gold.

2013 - Majority of people smartened up tool First Take and their weak trolling, the god awful ESPN NBA crew and the general apathy of the regular season, no LeBron other than him running through a Bulls wasteland.

For two straight years they built LeBron as the super villain and now tried to turn him into the sympathetic figure after he started winning. All they have left now is petty speculation of his return to Cleveland (which is just a laughable scenario) for the next 11 months or so.

1 year, 1 month ago on A closer look at ESPN's ratings

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In the age of the NFL where teams are more concerned with character and image than they are of results, it will be interesting to see what team risks a very high draft pick on a kid like Manziel, especially in a year that is flush with QBs. 

His immaturity and obviously privileged attitude  will be glaring red flags to a lot of teams, embarrassing elder statesmen like the Manning's is not a good way to get your career started. He's got a lot of growing up to do if he doesn't want to end up the Ryan Leaf of the 2014 draft. 

1 year, 1 month ago on Johnny Manziel sent home from Manning Academy for being "sick"

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@revafriedel @DFreshHookup Probably had his sad call from the other night when they Sox booted a pop up with 2 outs in the 9th (against the Mets) on your mind. 

1 year, 1 month ago on Sad Hawk Harrelson is sad

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"Reed blew the save and capped off his horrific performance by giving up a home run to Nick Swisher, making the score 9-8 Mets"

Don't you mean 9-8 Indians? 

1 year, 1 month ago on Sad Hawk Harrelson is sad

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@K Dubya How many rings do the Patriots have since they got caught?

1 year, 2 months ago on Great Coaches, Terrible Scandals

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Too bad he'll never reach his GOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

1 year, 3 months ago on Man Dribbling Soccer Ball from Seattle to Brazil for World Cup Killed by Car

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