Who gives a fuck
Persona non grata
@Lionel Hutz @Jasp hiya!
7 hours, 25 minutes ago on Recap has the Mumps
@HobeyBaker @Jasp @bgw @NHD wimmin be cray yO
that is all
how you doin ma bruva from another mutha
7 hours, 27 minutes ago on Recap has the Mumps
@HobeyBaker @bgw @NHD WOOOOOOOO
7 hours, 36 minutes ago on Recap has the Mumps
1 day, 5 hours ago on MR. EHRHOFF TEAR DOWN THIS WALL! PENS WIN!
Thanks for the feedback brothers, I appreciate it!
1 day, 7 hours ago on MR. EHRHOFF TEAR DOWN THIS WALL! PENS WIN!
@Kinguin @Jasp @PezDOY she said she wanted kinds in a year or so, I told her I don't want anyeven if our time together was super awesome, it's doomed to fail/end, she dreams about kids and REALLY wants some of her own, I told her she needed to pursue that if she wanted, just not with me
1 day, 8 hours ago on MR. EHRHOFF TEAR DOWN THIS WALL! PENS WIN!
@KONP @Jasp @PezDOY I'm not going to be that guy indeed
seeing a woman in tears and telling how much she loves me right in front of my face, that did get me a little
@KONP @Jasp Nope, it doesn't, lesson learnt
Now this might be a guy thing or because I haven't found the right person yet, but after finishing the deed, all my feelings suddenly disappear and I feel nothing affectionate for a while
uh oh ;o
@PezDOY @Jasp I later got "I always liked you" but never realized what I had til after I hooked up with others
I call BS
I'll start this by saying I'm not a very emotional guy.
I feel hard feelings like hate and anger, but much less of the soft, tender feelings.
So I've got this girl I've known for almost 2 years, she became one my best friends and I did like her.
along the way I asked her if she wanted anything serious with me; she
said no. When I was into her, she wasn't that into me, or so she said.
She fooled around with an amount of dudes the past year(s) and during the
the period of these 2 years, my feelings towards her got less
affectionate and I got less into her, my emotions for her faded, but are
Somewhere along the way, I gorilla fuck her, apparently this is
After an amount of having crazy hawt monkey sex she decides instead of casual fucking that she loves me now.
So after her fooling around with other dudes, the girl decides I'm
actually her best option, so after almost 2 years she decides to ask me
for a relationship. By now I don't feel the same way about her
anymore and I told her I didn't want that. I don't feel what I once felt
for her and I couldn't do it. She started talking aboot kids too, and I didn't like that idea.
obviously she's in pain and doesn't wanna see me again. She now thinks I
used her and
that makes me feel "weird".
I don't think I did anything wrong, I
rejected her, I don't want a relationship in my life at this time and now
she's upset. I'm not good with this emotional
feelings shit. Am I feeling ... guilt hmmmz
I do miss her as a friend.
@Dapper Dad Man hiya!
1 day, 9 hours ago on MR. EHRHOFF TEAR DOWN THIS WALL! PENS WIN!
@Rage Congrats to the wife and you!
Rock on brother
1 week ago on Referees Are the Cane of Our Existence. Pens Lose
@Rage I'm sorry
Fury is a damn fine movie
2 weeks, 1 day ago on Your November 2014 Metro Division Champions!
@WetShoes @Dillon is a Comeausexual (Un)Fortunately, she doesn't wanna see you naked
2 weeks, 6 days ago on Thanksgiving 2014
@NHD YAY inlaws!
3 weeks ago on Gameday 21 – Maple Leafs at Pens
@roCkhopper @Jasp Unfortunately not mine
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK PEOPLE !!!
@bgw Every day above the dirt is a good day
3 weeks, 1 day ago on Goals so dirty you’ll need to take a shower after you watch
@JenBroflovski @Jasp Likewise!
@JenBroflovski Good morning Jen!
My boss asks me, what day is it?
I blurted out, leg day,
3 weeks, 2 days ago on Goals so dirty you’ll need to take a shower after you watch
@KLIMAS WINS The Sting, damn kewl movie
3 weeks, 3 days ago on Rags Snatch Defeat from the Jaws of Victory
I was finishing up my run today, when all of a sudden two young-ish ladies appears out of nowhere!
OH EM GEE!!
their long hair were both in ponytails, so I decided, hmmpfz, I'll just run behind them for a second, yanno, less drag n'at (read: gotta check out dat ass y0)
their long ponytailed hair swaying from left to right in a sort alike cadence their butt cheeks bounced and wiggled.
Then I said, fuck this, and sprinted past them; I was sprinting and running till I had to puke, 'cause that's just what you do
when I was in the act of vomiting pure bile, the ladies looked at me in pure disgust
I lold, hard, laughing and continuing running while I was puking;
I was greatly entertained, but I think they are bringing pepper spray next time they head out for a run
Yanno, it's the little things in life that I have come to greatly appreciate, this is one of those moments
3 weeks, 5 days ago on Gameday 18 – Islanders at Pens
@Fitz @NewYinzer FITTTTZZZZ!!!!!
@Birdman79 One of my swedish frands lost pretty much all his teeth that way when we were around 10 yo
3 weeks, 6 days ago on The Passion of the Greiss
@pdoggy Betrayed their own child
they fail at human being
4 weeks ago on 2014 Jobberdy Mascot Election Result
work the fuck oot
have crazy hawt monkee sex / rub one out and sleep like a baby
@neilcity unless itz 420 yO
1 month ago on Pens have Performance Issues, it’s not uncommon. One out of five Teams….
@neilcity Don't smoke
@Dapper Dad Man @Jasp Suhweeeeettt !
1 month ago on Gameday 16 – Rangers at Pens
@Leeeny @Jasp Damn, what an excellent analogy!
1 month ago on Gameday 15 – Pens at Maple Leafs
@MalkinCookies WORD TO YOUR MOTHER MY BROTHER
FREAK THE FUYCK OUTUTTUTUT
@Leeeny @Jasp Ah yes, so delicious
I love good ol' family recipes, has such a charm
and did I mention, it sounds so damn deliciouuusssss
@Dapper Dad Man I wanna try that
@Leeeny I saw one a couple days (?) ago, me thinks, om nom nomz nomz
Hey @Leeeny if you happen to have other awesome recipes for yummy food, always feel free to share 'em
Always appreciated and welcomed
@Lionel Hutz @Dapper Dad Man It's more like a lateral raise
@Lionel Hutz @Dapper Dad Man I bench press a mountain with mine
@MalkinCookies I found this statement to be true
@NHD #STFD You mean "gorilla-fuck her like she stole from you" night
@Nanarama I'll do 'em if you pay me well
@presidentjlh I hate universally
@MalkinCookies THIS IS TR00