Who gives a fuck
Persona non grata
My boss asks me, what day is it?
I blurted out, leg day,
13 hours, 34 minutes ago on Goals so dirty you’ll need to take a shower after you watch
@KLIMAS WINS The Sting, damn kewl movie
1 day, 18 hours ago on Rags Snatch Defeat from the Jaws of Victory
I was finishing up my run today, when all of a sudden two young-ish ladies appears out of nowhere!
OH EM GEE!!
their long hair were both in ponytails, so I decided, hmmpfz, I'll just run behind them for a second, yanno, less drag n'at (read: gotta check out dat ass y0)
their long ponytailed hair swaying from left to right in a sort alike cadence their butt cheeks bounced and wiggled.
Then I said, fuck this, and sprinted past them; I was sprinting and running till I had to puke, 'cause that's just what you do
when I was in the act of vomiting pure bile, the ladies looked at me in pure disgust
I lold, hard, laughing and continuing running while I was puking;
I was greatly entertained, but I think they are bringing pepper spray next time they head out for a run
Yanno, it's the little things in life that I have come to greatly appreciate, this is one of those moments
3 days, 15 hours ago on Gameday 18 – Islanders at Pens
@Fitz @NewYinzer FITTTTZZZZ!!!!!
3 days, 16 hours ago on Gameday 18 – Islanders at Pens
@Birdman79 One of my swedish frands lost pretty much all his teeth that way when we were around 10 yo
4 days, 12 hours ago on The Passion of the Greiss
@pdoggy Betrayed their own child
they fail at human being
5 days, 13 hours ago on 2014 Jobberdy Mascot Election Result
5 days, 16 hours ago on 2014 Jobberdy Mascot Election Result
work the fuck oot
have crazy hawt monkee sex / rub one out and sleep like a baby
5 days, 19 hours ago on 2014 Jobberdy Mascot Election Result
@neilcity unless itz 420 yO
1 week ago on Pens have Performance Issues, it’s not uncommon. One out of five Teams….
@neilcity Don't smoke
@Dapper Dad Man @Jasp Suhweeeeettt !
1 week, 3 days ago on Gameday 16 – Rangers at Pens
@Leeeny @Jasp Damn, what an excellent analogy!
1 week, 3 days ago on Gameday 15 – Pens at Maple Leafs
@MalkinCookies WORD TO YOUR MOTHER MY BROTHER
FREAK THE FUYCK OUTUTTUTUT
@Leeeny @Jasp Ah yes, so delicious
I love good ol' family recipes, has such a charm
and did I mention, it sounds so damn deliciouuusssss
@Dapper Dad Man I wanna try that
@Leeeny I saw one a couple days (?) ago, me thinks, om nom nomz nomz
Hey @Leeeny if you happen to have other awesome recipes for yummy food, always feel free to share 'em
Always appreciated and welcomed
@Lionel Hutz @Dapper Dad Man It's more like a lateral raise
@Lionel Hutz @Dapper Dad Man I bench press a mountain with mine
@MalkinCookies I found this statement to be true
@NHD #STFD You mean "gorilla-fuck her like she stole from you" night
@Nanarama I'll do 'em if you pay me well
@presidentjlh I hate universally
@MalkinCookies THIS IS TR00
@presidentjlh YOUR LIFE IS A NIGHTMAREOOOOO
THINGS COULD ALWAYS BE WORSE
LETS GRAB LIFE BY THE THROAT AND KICK IT IN THE BAWLZ
@presidentjlh WHO CARES ABOOT STATS
LETS FUCK UP DEM SUMBITCHES
@shooter` @Jasp @Leeeny The point remains,
y'all are watching the wrong game
@Leeeny Word sister!
@Kinguin Life is what you make of it
@KLIMAS WINS Being cold is for pussies
SUCK IT UP
@KLIMAS WINS Whatever gets you laid brother
@Sue-per Mo WOOOROCK ON
@M D H Hahahaha
@NHD @Jasp Hey brother!
2 weeks ago on Veteran’s Day 2014
Let's do this
@bgw Been playing countless hours of Borderlands 2 again, woops
What's up brother?
MAKE IT COUNT
@Dapper Dad Man @Jasp Best of luck to you!
I'm sure you and your wife are doing a fine job so far
3 weeks, 2 days ago on Week of 10-29-14′s Slow-mo Highlights
@Dapper Dad Man @Jasp Aaaaah,
almost forgot aboot that
I can only imagine good sir
@Dapper Dad Man @Hoss Kill *
@Dapper Dad Man Lazy
@stapler There's no I in TEAM
there is however an M and E, but fuck that
GO TEAM, GO PENS
@KMT59 Hypothetically speaking, of course
@KMT59 An extra hour to work oot or pirate tv-shows / movies and software
@Hoss As with most things in life, consistence is key
@Leeeny We had our time change last week,
thank Mario my G-Shock does it automatically, came in verrrryyy handy