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My boss asks me, what day is it?

I blurted out, leg day,

woops


13 hours, 34 minutes ago on Goals so dirty you’ll need to take a shower after you watch

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@KLIMAS WINS The Sting, damn kewl movie

1 day, 18 hours ago on Rags Snatch Defeat from the Jaws of Victory

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I was finishing up my run today, when all of a sudden two young-ish ladies appears out of nowhere!

OH EM GEE!!

their long hair were both in ponytails, so I decided, hmmpfz, I'll just run behind them for a second, yanno, less drag n'at (read: gotta check out dat ass y0)

their long ponytailed hair swaying from left to right in a sort alike cadence their butt cheeks bounced and wiggled.

Then I said, fuck this, and sprinted past them; I was sprinting and running till I had to puke, 'cause that's just what you do

when I was in the act of vomiting pure bile, the ladies looked at me in pure disgust

I lold, hard, laughing and continuing running while I was puking;

I was greatly entertained, but I think they are bringing pepper spray next time they head out for a run

GUUD TIMES 

Yanno, it's the little things in life that I have come to greatly appreciate, this is one of those moments

3 days, 15 hours ago on Gameday 18 – Islanders at Pens

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@Fitz @NewYinzer FITTTTZZZZ!!!!!

3 days, 16 hours ago on Gameday 18 – Islanders at Pens

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@Birdman79 One of my swedish frands lost pretty much all his teeth that way when we were around 10 yo

OLOLOLOLOLOL

4 days, 12 hours ago on The Passion of the Greiss

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@pdoggy Betrayed their own child

they fail at human being 

5 days, 13 hours ago on 2014 Jobberdy Mascot Election Result

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HIYA

5 days, 16 hours ago on 2014 Jobberdy Mascot Election Result

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@presidentjlh

work the fuck oot

have crazy hawt monkee sex / rub one out and sleep like a baby

5 days, 19 hours ago on 2014 Jobberdy Mascot Election Result

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@Dapper Dad Man @Jasp Suhweeeeettt !

1 week, 3 days ago on Gameday 16 – Rangers at Pens

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@Leeeny @Jasp Damn, what an excellent analogy!

1 week, 3 days ago on Gameday 15 – Pens at Maple Leafs

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@MalkinCookies WORD TO YOUR MOTHER MY BROTHER

1 week, 3 days ago on Gameday 16 – Rangers at Pens

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FREAK THE FUYCK OUTUTTUTUT

1 week, 3 days ago on Gameday 16 – Rangers at Pens

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@Leeeny @Jasp Ah yes, so delicious

I love good ol' family recipes, has such a charm

and did I mention, it sounds so damn  deliciouuusssss

1 week, 3 days ago on Gameday 15 – Pens at Maple Leafs

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@Dapper Dad Man I wanna try that

1 week, 3 days ago on Gameday 15 – Pens at Maple Leafs

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@Leeeny I saw one a couple days (?) ago, me thinks, om nom nomz nomz

1 week, 3 days ago on Gameday 15 – Pens at Maple Leafs

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Hey @Leeeny  if you happen to have other awesome recipes for yummy food, always feel free to share 'em

Always appreciated and welcomed

1 week, 3 days ago on Gameday 15 – Pens at Maple Leafs

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@Lionel Hutz @Dapper Dad Man It's more like a lateral raise

1 week, 3 days ago on Gameday 15 – Pens at Maple Leafs

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@Lionel Hutz @Dapper Dad Man I bench press a mountain with mine


1 week, 3 days ago on Gameday 15 – Pens at Maple Leafs

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WOOOOOOOOO

1 week, 3 days ago on Gameday 15 – Pens at Maple Leafs

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@MalkinCookies I found this statement to be true

1 week, 3 days ago on Gameday 15 – Pens at Maple Leafs

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@NHD #STFD You mean "gorilla-fuck her like she stole from you" night 


1 week, 3 days ago on Gameday 15 – Pens at Maple Leafs

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@Nanarama I'll do 'em if you pay me well

1 week, 3 days ago on Gameday 15 – Pens at Maple Leafs

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@presidentjlh I hate universally

1 week, 3 days ago on Gameday 15 – Pens at Maple Leafs

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@MalkinCookies THIS IS TR00

1 week, 3 days ago on Gameday 15 – Pens at Maple Leafs

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@presidentjlh YOUR LIFE IS A NIGHTMARE
OOOOO

SCARY

NO

UNACCEPTABLE

THINGS COULD ALWAYS BE WORSE

LETS GRAB LIFE BY THE THROAT AND KICK IT IN THE BAWLZ

WOOOOOOO


1 week, 3 days ago on Gameday 15 – Pens at Maple Leafs

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@presidentjlh WHO CARES ABOOT STATS

LETS FUCK UP DEM SUMBITCHES

1 week, 3 days ago on Gameday 15 – Pens at Maple Leafs

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GO PENS

MUHHFUGGAHZZZ

1 week, 3 days ago on Gameday 15 – Pens at Maple Leafs

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@shooter` @Jasp @Leeeny The point remains,

y'all are watching the wrong game

1 week, 3 days ago on Gameday 15 – Pens at Maple Leafs

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@Leeeny Word sister!

1 week, 3 days ago on Gameday 15 – Pens at Maple Leafs

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@Kinguin Life is what you make of it

1 week, 3 days ago on Gameday 15 – Pens at Maple Leafs

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@KLIMAS WINS Being cold is for pussies

SUCK IT UP

1 week, 3 days ago on Gameday 15 – Pens at Maple Leafs

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@KLIMAS WINS Whatever gets you laid brother

1 week, 3 days ago on Gameday 15 – Pens at Maple Leafs

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@Sue-per Mo WOOO
ROCK ON

1 week, 3 days ago on Gameday 15 – Pens at Maple Leafs

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@M D H Hahahaha

1 week, 3 days ago on Gameday 15 – Pens at Maple Leafs

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@NHD @Jasp  Hey brother!

woooooooooooo

2 weeks ago on Veteran’s Day 2014

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GO PENS

Let's do this

2 weeks ago on Veteran’s Day 2014

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@bgw  Been playing countless hours of Borderlands 2 again, woops 

2 weeks ago on Veteran’s Day 2014

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@bgw Hiya!!!!

What's up brother? 

2 weeks ago on Veteran’s Day 2014

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MAKE IT COUNT

YOU BETCHA

RLTW



WOOOOOOOO

FREEDOM MUHFUGGAHZ

2 weeks ago on Veteran’s Day 2014

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@Dapper Dad Man @Jasp Best of luck to you!

I'm sure you and your wife are doing a fine job so far

3 weeks, 2 days ago on Week of 10-29-14′s Slow-mo Highlights

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@Dapper Dad Man @Jasp  Aaaaah,

almost forgot aboot that

I can only imagine good sir

3 weeks, 2 days ago on Week of 10-29-14′s Slow-mo Highlights

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@stapler There's no I in TEAM

there is however an M and E, but fuck that

GO TEAM, GO PENS

3 weeks, 2 days ago on Week of 10-29-14′s Slow-mo Highlights

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@KMT59 Hypothetically speaking, of course

3 weeks, 2 days ago on Week of 10-29-14′s Slow-mo Highlights

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@KMT59 An extra hour to work oot or pirate tv-shows / movies and software

ARRRRRRR

3 weeks, 2 days ago on Week of 10-29-14′s Slow-mo Highlights

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@Hoss As with most things in life, consistence is key

3 weeks, 2 days ago on Week of 10-29-14′s Slow-mo Highlights

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@Leeeny We had our time change last week,

thank Mario my G-Shock does it automatically, came in verrrryyy handy

3 weeks, 2 days ago on Week of 10-29-14′s Slow-mo Highlights

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