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Explain to me why Kenley Jansen isn't the closer again?
10 months ago on Marlins @ Dodgers May 12, 2013: Maybe Win a Series, Maybe?
@Hi, I'm JohnM and I'm a Dodgerholic @Dodgerjay And make Mark Ellis' batting average go down a few points.
@Hi, I'm JohnM and I'm a Dodgerholic @Dbarone Skip Schumaker is an intergalactic treasure, and Juan Pierre should be a first ballot hall of famer, except he might never retire because of his stellar batting average.
@Purple Drank (15964points on geoguessr) I saw Rowdy Roddy Piper at a Red Robin I bussed tables at in Hillsboro, Oregon. He asked me to take his credit card and check to his server. True story.
@WBBsAs If he was still on the Dodgers, he'd be hitting .221/.279/.351, with 0 homers. I'm glad he's doing well for the Rays, but I'm very glad he's not on the Dodgers.
@WBBsAs Pete Gray's right arm?
@PuntoForPresident My thoughts on that play, as it happened: 1 - Dammit, Andre! 2 - Uribe, why are you running?! 3 - Laughter.
@Pitching and Defense But consistent batting average!
@Dang88 I was typing Oh hai barone! when it disappeared. And I've LITERALLY been participating in conversations on this site for about 20 minutes.
@Purple Drank (15964points on geoguessr) Is it a "contributing entity" to batting average?
@PuntoForPresident It really got outta hand fast!
@Disgruntled Goat (23361 points on Geoguessr) My sister has a cat that randomly stares at a spot on the wall where a bug appeared that one time 7 months ago.
@Disgruntled Goat (23361 points on Geoguessr) @El Crab http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkxg8v9gaKcNever fails to make me laugh.
@Disgruntled Goat (23361 points on Geoguessr) @El Crab It's an Arrested Development reference. Sorry, I'm new here.
@Disgruntled Goat (23361 points on Geoguessr) Did it walk on your pillow?
@Mike Petriello @Pitching and Defense When you make outs "the right way" they do.