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"Now under the wing of former perennial top-tennis and Wimbledon finalist Zina Garrison, Townsend is a gifted youngster. But the weight and fitness issues that generated so much controversy on the eve of the 2012 U.S. Open are not likely to go away any time soon. The issue is too complicated to go into here but certainly deserves to be re-visited at an appropriate time."
Yeah, like...when she's not 17 anymore.
1 year ago on Conversation @ http://www.tennis.com/pro-game/2014/03/red-white-and-black-and-blue/50829/
Tough to argue with anything here, although I lean toward Nadal and Djoko being a lot closer to a toss-up. Can't wait to see if Nadal's success translates into more confidence against a style that clearly troubles him.
1 year, 10 months ago on tennis.com - Parisian Thoroughfares
@martind1 you wouldn't know, but I could record myself taking a dump and it would be better than whatever he's made.
1 year, 10 months ago on Macklemore does not want his music pumping up the Thunder | May | 2013
Macklemore is an affront to tonality.
2 years ago on Dan Sileo fired from WQAM | February | 2013
"It did feel like the career paths of Murray and Federer crossed at the Australian Open this year. But I can't say I thought that about Federer and Berdych, yet, anyway. He probably needs someone else to take out Rafa on clay and Novak and Murray on hard courts. Does that make him a threat?"
It just makes him like everyone else on tour, pretty much.
2 years ago on tennis.com - Tennis Talk with Steve Tignor: Mar. 4, 1 pm EST
@JW920 Um. What?
2 years, 1 month ago on Mark May's tweets are the ESPN echo chamber at its worst | February | 2013
Didn't Murray win 5 straight last year--Olympics, then Shanghai?
2 years, 2 months ago on tennis.com - He Didn't Stop
Not winning at a Slam is a "Most Useless Statistic"? Ummmmm, OK, Pete!
2 years, 2 months ago on tennis.com - Aussie Open Semifinal Preview
What the hell. This guy barely looks qualified to park my car.
2 years, 2 months ago on Dan Sileo tries to bone crush Erin Andrews
He very, very, very, very clearly says "it."
2 years, 2 months ago on Video: Brent Musburger called Holly Rowe "smokin" tonight
I believe her handlers shot down her initial concept, vacuum-sealed broccoli florets under the equally uninspired name "Broccolipova." So, you know, you do what you gotta do.
2 years, 2 months ago on tennis.com - Sugar Rush: Sharapova joins Twitter, gets blasted for her candy
This is really inspired.
2 years, 5 months ago on Every significant sports meme in one photo
It is mindblowing that we live in a world where someone can blatantly make a statement, have it recorded and reaired across myriad venues, then stand up and deny making the statement, when that denial is essentially a lie. There is no grey area here. If I get on television and yell "F% F% F% F% F%" and then say "I absolutely did not say F% F% F% F% F%," am I off the hook? What is this, the twilight zone?
2 years, 5 months ago on Stephen A. Smith controversy leaves many questions, few answers
Easy to forget that David Ferrer, the near-permanent number five, is 5'9".
2 years, 5 months ago on tennis.com - Smaller Ball
It's strange to hear the backhand volley described as an "asset," as Bud Collins does here, but that is the perfect way to describe Tony Roche's shot. The crosscourt volley he hits at the 1:01 mark is incredible--sharp angle but still with a touch of pace.
2 years, 5 months ago on tennis.com - Catching the Tape: The Artist Known as Muscles
Does this site have a glossary? I'm a pretty die-hard football fan and there's almost always stuff on here I do not understand (i.e. "Foster aligned in the 'dot,'" "'Swap' boot").
2 years, 5 months ago on MNF: Foster, Watt help Texans get to 5-0 vs. Jets | National Football Post
That being said, I don't think the headline writer means "legitimately." Since it's satire, there is no legitimacy to his concern...
2 years, 6 months ago on Stephen A. Smith is incredulous for real over Onion satire article
"I neither have a son nor a 9-Year-old." I love it!
Check that. I am incorrect. I just assumed Capriati was in the semis only thrice and lost 7-6 in the third in each. Mea culpa
2 years, 6 months ago on tennis.com - Feeling American
I don't think Venus played Jennifer Capriati in the semis here.
And GOOD GOD Richard Pagliaro's alliteration. It's borderline childish.
2 years, 10 months ago on
TENNIS.com - Features - Top 5 French Open Upsets, No. 2: Soderling d. Nadal
Wouldn't be surprised if they even throw Serena up there as no. 1. To me, Soderling over Nadal is one of the biggest upsets in any Grand Slam, ever, so putting it at no. 2 here is kinda silly.
I've always believed that the French root less against Nadal than they do for Federer. Go back and watch Roger's match point against Soderling in '09--you'd think Gasquet himself just won the whole shebang.
2 years, 10 months ago on
TENNIS.com - Features - Chasing History: Rafael Nadal and Bjorn Borg
Even in irony, people need to STOP WATCHING THIS ABOMINATION OF A TELEVISION SHOW.
2 years, 10 months ago on First Take's Tebow free edition mentioned Tim Tebow over 125 times | May
@philfish120 Quan Cosby, wide receiver.
2 years, 10 months ago on Colts Haiku: Win an Autographed Andrew Luck Football | May
How about keeping it in Istanbul? Great turnout and atmosphere there last year.
2 years, 10 months ago on
TENNIS.com - News Headlines - WTA Championships seeks host city for 2014
Our Ricky Williams
Was no Edgerrin James, but
He'd pass a drug test
For each Harrison
An equal and opposite:
No Facebook Account
Can't "Like." But for what it's worth
I do love oatmeal
ESPN will never address this. Mary Jo Fernandez, one of their tennis commentators, is married to the agent of Roger Federer (who is just one of many players he represents). Fernandez routinely interviews Federer and other players before and after matches, and sometimes commentates. ESPN has side-stepped this conflict of interest forever and will continue to do so. So if they won't address something that small, it's a pipe dream to imagine transparency regarding Magic.
2 years, 10 months ago on Magic Johnson's comments about Mike Brown reveal conflict of interest | May
@Kyle Winslow Any relation to Carl?
Ryan begs pardon
Asian poetry of Colts
Has inspired excess
A little poetic license with this one
Texans fans lament
Game Colts ran Levels pass play
For an entire half
Have you seen this man?
Big dude, blocks in running game
Goes by "Colts Fullback"
Down eight to Chargers
Stokley runs his first post route
Monday night play-fake
PIT eyes Edge, Marv streaks for six
In-and-go! (Almost a pick.)
Corner! (Nicely done.)
Let's get to know Quan:
Hideous Cosby sweaters?
Left Denver too soon.
Reggie gets older
Austin fears hits, Pierre gone
In Cosby we trust
Throw a lot, weak D,
No run game: Colts set blueprint
For modern success
Colts-Saints Super Bowl:
Drop back, throw short at Jennings
Lather, rinse, repeat
Tarik Glenn retires
Run game leaves Indy with him
Long live the stretch play
Good god i could do this all day.
Blair stops touchdown pass
To Reggie in the red zone;
Best D played all game.
Robert mirrors Dwight
Sacks and fumbles, left and right
Whom do you double?
At receiver and tight end
Peyton still wins ten.
Caldwell wins fourteen
Then loses just as many
The Peyton Effect
Luck learns audibles,
Peyton brings Broncos to Luke:
Three hours of silence?
Horse in the red zone
Ravens blitzers closing in