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@martind1 you wouldn't know, but I could record myself taking a dump and it would be better than whatever he's made.
1 week ago on Macklemore does not want his music pumping up the Thunder | May | 2013
Macklemore is an affront to tonality.
2 months, 2 weeks ago on Dan Sileo fired from WQAM | February | 2013
"It did feel like the career paths of Murray and Federer crossed at the Australian Open this year. But I can't say I thought that about Federer and Berdych, yet, anyway. He probably needs someone else to take out Rafa on clay and Novak and Murray on hard courts. Does that make him a threat?"
It just makes him like everyone else on tour, pretty much.
2 months, 2 weeks ago on tennis.com - Tennis Talk with Steve Tignor: Mar. 4, 1 pm EST
@JW920 Um. What?
2 months, 3 weeks ago on Mark May's tweets are the ESPN echo chamber at its worst | February | 2013
Didn't Murray win 5 straight last year--Olympics, then Shanghai?
3 months, 3 weeks ago on tennis.com - He Didn't Stop
Not winning at a Slam is a "Most Useless Statistic"? Ummmmm, OK, Pete!
3 months, 3 weeks ago on tennis.com - Aussie Open Semifinal Preview
What the hell. This guy barely looks qualified to park my car.
4 months ago on Dan Sileo tries to bone crush Erin Andrews
He very, very, very, very clearly says "it."
4 months ago on Video: Brent Musburger called Holly Rowe "smokin" tonight
I believe her handlers shot down her initial concept, vacuum-sealed broccoli florets under the equally uninspired name "Broccolipova." So, you know, you do what you gotta do.
4 months, 1 week ago on tennis.com - Sugar Rush: Sharapova joins Twitter, gets blasted for her candy
This is really inspired.
6 months, 3 weeks ago on Every significant sports meme in one photo
It is mindblowing that we live in a world where someone can blatantly make a statement, have it recorded and reaired across myriad venues, then stand up and deny making the statement, when that denial is essentially a lie. There is no grey area here. If I get on television and yell "F% F% F% F% F%" and then say "I absolutely did not say F% F% F% F% F%," am I off the hook? What is this, the twilight zone?
6 months, 3 weeks ago on Stephen A. Smith controversy leaves many questions, few answers
Easy to forget that David Ferrer, the near-permanent number five, is 5'9".
7 months, 1 week ago on tennis.com - Smaller Ball
It's strange to hear the backhand volley described as an "asset," as Bud Collins does here, but that is the perfect way to describe Tony Roche's shot. The crosscourt volley he hits at the 1:01 mark is incredible--sharp angle but still with a touch of pace.
7 months, 1 week ago on tennis.com - Catching the Tape: The Artist Known as Muscles
Does this site have a glossary? I'm a pretty die-hard football fan and there's almost always stuff on here I do not understand (i.e. "Foster aligned in the 'dot,'" "'Swap' boot").
7 months, 2 weeks ago on MNF: Foster, Watt help Texans get to 5-0 vs. Jets | National Football Post
That being said, I don't think the headline writer means "legitimately." Since it's satire, there is no legitimacy to his concern...
7 months, 4 weeks ago on Stephen A. Smith is incredulous for real over Onion satire article
"I neither have a son nor a 9-Year-old." I love it!
Check that. I am incorrect. I just assumed Capriati was in the semis only thrice and lost 7-6 in the third in each. Mea culpa
8 months, 2 weeks ago on tennis.com - Feeling American
I don't think Venus played Jennifer Capriati in the semis here.
And GOOD GOD Richard Pagliaro's alliteration. It's borderline childish.
11 months, 3 weeks ago on
TENNIS.com - Features - Top 5 French Open Upsets, No. 2: Soderling d. Nadal