Bill Guerin's Crotch
Drink my wulf blud.
@jmarshfof @drkdstryer Never knew you were a black rapper Jesse, you really are multi-talented.. (btw your twitter link through here doesn't go to your account)
1 day, 8 hours ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/when-it-comes-to-geno-just-enjoy-it.html
Mark Madden is a loud, boisterous dipshit. Keep screaming into the mic I hope you get cancer of the face.
Maata is so cute, looks over to the Flower and fist pumps
2 days, 1 hour ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/gif-of-the-game-11-24-malkins-celebration-and-bench-reactions.html
2 days, 12 hours ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/penguins-young-defensive-players-drawing-interest-when-will-jim-rutherford-pull-the-trigger.html
@Kizur @Lindas1st 5-10 is 5 wins 10 losses. Thus 33%
1 week ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/what-the-hell-happened-penguins-perfect-plex-habs.html
@thepensblog @WulfBlud I obviously mean it in the most fun loving way possible ;)
1 week, 5 days ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/link-city-weekly-newsletter-malkins-excited-still-not-over-bylsma.html
Maatta had the whole thyroid removed.
2 weeks, 1 day ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/gameday-14-pittsburgh-penguins-at-new-york-rangers.html
Sick stats bro
2 weeks, 2 days ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/fancystats-through-13-games.html
I got a signed jersey in last years mystery root sports bag and I am happy that it just went up in value!
Hope he wins a few more cups.
2 weeks, 6 days ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/
When it is your job to make predictions and be bold shit-heads you guys are doing great!
3 weeks, 1 day ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/after-the-first-10-stats-and-a-look-back-at-initial-predictions.html
Dupuis really forced that fucking play at the end of regulation, very selfish.
1 month ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/snapshot-that-just-happened-pens-implode-late-lose-at-the-joe.html
LMAO, love the wine comment, my fantasy team name is Mario Lemiuex's Wine Glass..
Anyone remember when Consol was brand new there were a lot of shots with Lemiuex with a cup of wine in his hand.. I think he didn't like that image of himself and is always seen with a water now.. I am sure that wine glass is somewhere off camera though.
1 month ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/recap-game5-penguins3-flyers5.html
ME SO HORNY
1 month, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/snapshot-pens-stand-up-to-isles-win-3-1.html
Wooo! Season time, I have a feeling there will be less man games lost to injury under the new system too.
1 month, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/shiny-new-toys-three-things-to-watch-for-in-the-new-system.html
I tore my ACL in a basketball game a similar way, my shoe kinda hit a sticky spot and it got stuck causing me to stretch my ACL out all the way. Doctors said I needed surgery even though it wasnt torn.
I have a feeling it will be the same in Beau's case, not torn but a stretch in the ACL and some meniscus damage. Surgery would be recommended but rehab could work.
2 months ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/beau-bennett-just-left-practice-with-a-serious-injury.html
4 months, 4 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/free-agency-so-far.html
quack quack quack mr ducksworth
5 months ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/this-paragraph-says-it-all.html
Cannot contain the two headed dragon, valor morgolis
6 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/
@regman Yeah if you're a pedo
BTW I was at the game on Sunday in Pittsburgh, my brother and I drove the 7 hours from Long Island. CEC is awesome and I had the greatest time, what a game.
@Bilbo Gibbons They wear their suits to the games so they are deseed appropriately.. it's not so hard to bring a change of clothes to work.
Honestly, there is no comparing Billy to Yani.
6 months, 4 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/series-preview-round-2-metropolitan-hustle.html
@jovi0055 @dmilesend the life out of your team
7 months ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/
I was joyously not being a pessimistic fan yesterday.
7 months ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/the-joe-starkey-penguins-fan-joy-meter-for-day-12-of-the-nhl-playoffs.html
" The crowd was alive again, just like any other hockey crowd in any other city when the home team scores." lol
I put my pants on just like the rest of you - one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on, I make gold records.
7 months, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/jack-johnson-will-probably-end-up-regretting-this.html
@Farnsworth We'd have taken state!
7 months, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/
I actually said it on March 7th...
I said it on March 18 and Stoosh defended Bylsma
I miss rinko captains. the end.
7 months, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/
@JamesNealYoung There is still time to add a comma.
I'm not sure where the organization hires these PR people, the interviewers post game are terrible. Some of the questions they ask the players are cringe worthy and I am forced to turn off any clips immediately. it is almost like they are all intern college students who have no idea what they are doing.
8 months, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/predictably-the-penguins-twitter-askneal-campaign-is-a-disaster.html
LMAO! I love owning people who think they are right.. then publicly humiliating them
1 year, 8 months ago on Nope. Actually it makes perfect sense.
@ecanem @Kevman7987 There is no AGH cam, every camera is a HD camera with the capabilities of that slow motion.. they just choose (usually poorly) which angle you see.
1 year, 8 months ago on RECAP: Suddenly Sutter. PENS WIN.
@KyleSchroeck @DoobyDoobyDoo It's freaking Fabio! I had to leave his cheek bones and chin in place.
@KyleSchroeck @WulfBlud @penguinsfan Their cheese is too milky and thin for me.. IDK bro, different strokes I guess.
@KyleSchroeck @WulfBlud @penguinsfan BACKWARDS? Story of my life... I had Baja Fresh once it was pretty good but I felt like it was over priced.
I love the queso burrito from Qdoba but I really think the Salsa Bar wins me over.
@penguinsfan Qdoba > Chiptole > Moes
@clwatt3 @live2tivo I love the episode where Michael Scott has a WBS Penguins jersey on.
1 year, 8 months ago on LINK CITY: Oregon Trail, NHL Pop Culture, Pens PK
Fucking do yoga or something
1 year, 8 months ago on Pittsburgh Penguins Gameday 24 - Philadelphia Flyers
The Pens need to buy a group of team psychologists. Maybe have marriage counseling too and meditation.
Orpik wants to wear a visor? Trade him what a pussy he's washed up
He better not get traded, I still have yet to make my Mask photoshop with Despres.
1 year, 8 months ago on Let the Rumor Games begin
@shuvel55 That is why they made Game Shark
1 year, 8 months ago on RECAP: The boys are back in town. PENS WIN.
@j-nine @Rage Straight up black tar heroin here
1 year, 8 months ago on Malkin returns tonight, but he isn't the only thing returning
So sick of negative blog, even if it is satire blog. We get it you guys are clever.
1 year, 9 months ago on RECAP: February of the Penguins. PENS LOSE.
Moneypuck, staring Tyler Kennedy
1 year, 9 months ago on Tyler Kennedy: Most Valuable Penguin?
This is called tunneling btw
1 year, 9 months ago on How to beat the NHL GameCenter local blackout for $5 a month