Bill Guerin's Crotch
Drink my wulf blud.
1 month, 4 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/free-agency-so-far.html
quack quack quack mr ducksworth
2 months, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/this-paragraph-says-it-all.html
Cannot contain the two headed dragon, valor morgolis
3 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/
@regman Yeah if you're a pedo
BTW I was at the game on Sunday in Pittsburgh, my brother and I drove the 7 hours from Long Island. CEC is awesome and I had the greatest time, what a game.
@Bilbo Gibbons They wear their suits to the games so they are deseed appropriately.. it's not so hard to bring a change of clothes to work.
Honestly, there is no comparing Billy to Yani.
3 months, 4 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/series-preview-round-2-metropolitan-hustle.html
@jovi0055 @dmilesend the life out of your team
4 months ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/
I was joyously not being a pessimistic fan yesterday.
4 months ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/the-joe-starkey-penguins-fan-joy-meter-for-day-12-of-the-nhl-playoffs.html
" The crowd was alive again, just like any other hockey crowd in any other city when the home team scores." lol
I put my pants on just like the rest of you - one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on, I make gold records.
4 months, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/jack-johnson-will-probably-end-up-regretting-this.html
@Farnsworth We'd have taken state!
4 months, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/
I actually said it on March 7th...
I said it on March 18 and Stoosh defended Bylsma
I miss rinko captains. the end.
4 months, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/
@JamesNealYoung There is still time to add a comma.
I'm not sure where the organization hires these PR people, the interviewers post game are terrible. Some of the questions they ask the players are cringe worthy and I am forced to turn off any clips immediately. it is almost like they are all intern college students who have no idea what they are doing.
5 months, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/predictably-the-penguins-twitter-askneal-campaign-is-a-disaster.html
LMAO! I love owning people who think they are right.. then publicly humiliating them
1 year, 5 months ago on Nope. Actually it makes perfect sense.
@ecanem @Kevman7987 There is no AGH cam, every camera is a HD camera with the capabilities of that slow motion.. they just choose (usually poorly) which angle you see.
1 year, 5 months ago on RECAP: Suddenly Sutter. PENS WIN.
@KyleSchroeck @DoobyDoobyDoo It's freaking Fabio! I had to leave his cheek bones and chin in place.
@KyleSchroeck @WulfBlud @penguinsfan Their cheese is too milky and thin for me.. IDK bro, different strokes I guess.
@KyleSchroeck @WulfBlud @penguinsfan BACKWARDS? Story of my life... I had Baja Fresh once it was pretty good but I felt like it was over priced.
I love the queso burrito from Qdoba but I really think the Salsa Bar wins me over.
@penguinsfan Qdoba > Chiptole > Moes
@clwatt3 @live2tivo I love the episode where Michael Scott has a WBS Penguins jersey on.
1 year, 5 months ago on LINK CITY: Oregon Trail, NHL Pop Culture, Pens PK
Fucking do yoga or something
1 year, 5 months ago on Pittsburgh Penguins Gameday 24 - Philadelphia Flyers
The Pens need to buy a group of team psychologists. Maybe have marriage counseling too and meditation.
Orpik wants to wear a visor? Trade him what a pussy he's washed up
He better not get traded, I still have yet to make my Mask photoshop with Despres.
1 year, 5 months ago on Let the Rumor Games begin
@shuvel55 That is why they made Game Shark
1 year, 5 months ago on RECAP: The boys are back in town. PENS WIN.
@j-nine @Rage Straight up black tar heroin here
1 year, 5 months ago on Malkin returns tonight, but he isn't the only thing returning
So sick of negative blog, even if it is satire blog. We get it you guys are clever.
1 year, 6 months ago on RECAP: February of the Penguins. PENS LOSE.
Moneypuck, staring Tyler Kennedy
1 year, 6 months ago on Tyler Kennedy: Most Valuable Penguin?
This is called tunneling btw
1 year, 6 months ago on How to beat the NHL GameCenter local blackout for $5 a month
@stoosh10 No mention of Malkin's concussion.. I applaud you.
1 year, 6 months ago on Tuesdays With Stoosh - 2.26.2013
I fucking hate NBC announcers
1 year, 6 months ago on How to Watch the Game Tonight 2-20-13
Is Despres out? Idk with Hartnell hurt
1 year, 6 months ago on Pittsburgh Penguins Gameday 17 - Philadelphia Flyers
Guy has AHL written all over him
1 year, 6 months ago on Cool story, Beau. Bennett gets the call to the Pens
Letang and Nisky both practicing
1 year, 6 months ago on LINK CITY:Morrow sent back down; Pens sign some guy
Guy has legs the size of matzo balls
1 year, 6 months ago on GIF OF THE NIGHT: Double J hushes the Oilers
Staal couldn't get that puck out of the zone, I blame him for this goal not Bennie.
1 year, 6 months ago on FAREWELL: Ben Lovejoy
The penalties really took the Malkin line out of the game, couldn't get a flow going.
1 year, 6 months ago on RECAP: Smash, Smash, Suh-mash. PENS WIN.
Holy shit I love the USA! I am so full of Patriotic feelings I am about to burst.
1 year, 6 months ago on Penguins and Europeans Blogging Thesis
Anyone know what font the Pens use on their jersey?
1 year, 6 months ago on PICS: Stunned, the steps, and the like
Boychuck does look like he has nice speed, two shifts looked good so far for him Neal and Malkin
1 year, 6 months ago on How to Watch the Game Tonight 2-2-13
Tonight? You mean today?
1 year, 6 months ago on RECAP: It's a Powerplay Goal. PENS WIN.
Holy shit a 5 minute training camp and like 5 games and everyone is blowing each others dicks. Settle the FUCK down.
1 year, 7 months ago on QUICK CAP: Isles beat inferior Pens team, 4-1
Crosby scores 90% of the time, all the time.
1 year, 7 months ago on The Most Meaningless Stats in Hockey (and Sports)
1 year, 7 months ago on Mark Eaton Back in the Penguins Organization?