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Dunno if it's intentional, but it totally looks like Toews just uppercutted Luongo there.
3 months, 2 weeks ago on Anxious Mo-Fo: Hawks 2 Canucks 1
Girl just over Carlyle's shoulder caught shamelessly checking out Gunnarsson's ass.
4 months, 2 weeks ago on Revisiting Bolland’s Return to Chicago; Nordstrom Sent Down Before Trip to Florida
"The Blackhawks surely won’t be mistaken for the Blues, though, mainly because they’re not all eating dog shit burritos garnished with Ryan Reaves’ pubes as Ken Hitchcock blocks the sun with his elephant ass while the team plays a round of Catch Jackman’s Farts With Your Taste Buds."
I had to skip the Boxing there for a minute and scroll down just to make sure it wasn't actually Slak writing this. Tremendous.
9 months, 1 week ago on Off to LA LA Land with 2 In Hand: Game 2 Boxing with Blackhawks (4) and Kings (2)
Tremendous as always. This is gonna be one hell of a series.
10 months ago on The 5 Types of Red Wings Fans
I'm not concerned about Bickell and Stalberg pricing themselves out of town, because while you have these guys leaving, you've got Saad coming right into his element, you've got the likes of Smith, Hayes and Morin just chomping at the bit waiting to come back up. I didn't mention Pirri in that list because obviously he's a center (and he'll be replacing Barbados Slim anyway), but considering the talent pool that's down in Rockford, it's a damn surprise we have the luxury of calling these guys up at will rather than having them chase their own cup.
The big sticker this year will be how much moolah our good friend Nick Leddy (or his agent) thinks he's worth. That, paired with bonuses if we manage to bring Big Shiny home with us, could make for tough decisions come June 30th at the Draft.
10 months, 1 week ago on Reality Bites: Wild 2 Hawks 5