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The Dodgers are 3 games over .500 (and in a tie for the division lead) with Matt Kemp not hitting for average, no Kershaw, no semblance of a bullpen, having withstanded 3 bullpen meltdowns (Kenley BABIP's), being forced to start Josh Beckett and Paul Maholm, Ethier and Crawford having OBP's under .300, actual MLB fans cheering for actual an actual MLB team to carry Miguel Olivo

It really, really isn't that bad. Winning every game versus the DBacks wasn't going to happen

1 hour, 10 minutes ago on Diamondbacks 4, Dodgers 2: A tale of two games, but still a loss

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@Professor Towel when Cahill became awful

1 hour, 20 minutes ago on Diamondbacks @ Dodgers April 18, 2014: Hanley Lives

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@Blue Collar @PagansOedipalComplex  I suppose it would make sense that Tuffy Goldswitch, fictional catcher bats better than the 3rd worst hitter ever

1 hour, 20 minutes ago on Diamondbacks @ Dodgers April 18, 2014: Hanley Lives

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http://i.imgur.com/n2UwDcU.png

sounds about right, livefyre 

1 hour, 22 minutes ago on Diamondbacks @ Dodgers April 18, 2014: Hanley Lives

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@Barney G  getting old sucks?

1 hour, 23 minutes ago on Diamondbacks @ Dodgers April 18, 2014: Hanley Lives

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Chris Perez xFIP- 5.01

sigh

1 hour, 27 minutes ago on Diamondbacks @ Dodgers April 18, 2014: Hanley Lives

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Yeah, kinda like when relievers don't strike out anyone, and walk a ton they can't be good forever

1 hour, 30 minutes ago on Diamondbacks @ Dodgers April 18, 2014: Hanley Lives

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Get 3 versus Cahill next inning

1 hour, 31 minutes ago on Diamondbacks @ Dodgers April 18, 2014: Hanley Lives

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Goldy, no please, no

1 hour, 32 minutes ago on Diamondbacks @ Dodgers April 18, 2014: Hanley Lives

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@Professor Towel @PagansOedipalComplex  but the Dodgers have PROVEN SUCCESS versus Cahill

1 hour, 32 minutes ago on Diamondbacks @ Dodgers April 18, 2014: Hanley Lives

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At least they'll tee off of Trevor Cahill regardless

1 hour, 34 minutes ago on Diamondbacks @ Dodgers April 18, 2014: Hanley Lives

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Anyone but Gerardo Parra

1 hour, 35 minutes ago on Diamondbacks @ Dodgers April 18, 2014: Hanley Lives

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@Barney G Wilson should be okay, no?

1 hour, 37 minutes ago on Diamondbacks @ Dodgers April 18, 2014: Hanley Lives

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@Professor Towel @DBrim  just not in the face, or death

1 hour, 38 minutes ago on Diamondbacks @ Dodgers April 18, 2014: Hanley Lives

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At least he hasn't struck out today

1 hour, 40 minutes ago on Diamondbacks @ Dodgers April 18, 2014: Hanley Lives

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Taking out Randall Delgado was pretty dumb, even for matchup sakes

1 hour, 41 minutes ago on Diamondbacks @ Dodgers April 18, 2014: Hanley Lives

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End this Urbie

1 hour, 43 minutes ago on Diamondbacks @ Dodgers April 18, 2014: Hanley Lives

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@TheConman @efb  *has a wRC 15% above average

1 hour, 44 minutes ago on Diamondbacks @ Dodgers April 18, 2014: Hanley Lives

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@efb @PagansOedipalComplex @Barney G  TBF, this place is weird and confused

1 hour, 45 minutes ago on Diamondbacks @ Dodgers April 18, 2014: Hanley Lives

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That's why I don't want Perez in these situations too often

1 hour, 46 minutes ago on Diamondbacks @ Dodgers April 18, 2014: Hanley Lives

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@efb @Barney G fucking in the face is fine

but when you tell them to die while commuting

NOPE!!!

1 hour, 47 minutes ago on Diamondbacks @ Dodgers April 18, 2014: Hanley Lives

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Perez inspires no confidence here, prove me wrong please

1 hour, 49 minutes ago on Diamondbacks @ Dodgers April 18, 2014: Hanley Lives

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Brandon League has been in the major leagues for 10 years

lol

1 hour, 50 minutes ago on Diamondbacks @ Dodgers April 18, 2014: Hanley Lives

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@Raul Franklin @Blue Collar  can't argue with his OBP

1 hour, 51 minutes ago on Diamondbacks @ Dodgers April 18, 2014: Hanley Lives

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Really glad we're learning about this Dee Gordon can't hit lefties business right now

1 hour, 52 minutes ago on Diamondbacks @ Dodgers April 18, 2014: Hanley Lives

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The worst part is Greinke can't pinch hit tonight

1 hour, 52 minutes ago on Diamondbacks @ Dodgers April 18, 2014: Hanley Lives

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OBVIOUS MARGARET THATCHER PUN

1 hour, 54 minutes ago on Diamondbacks @ Dodgers April 18, 2014: Hanley Lives

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@Chavez Ravine Fiend @PagansOedipalComplex  Collmenter isn't very good so it should be fun!

1 hour, 55 minutes ago on Diamondbacks @ Dodgers April 18, 2014: Hanley Lives

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At least Josh Collmenter is starting tomorrow, and not pitching right now

1 hour, 56 minutes ago on Diamondbacks @ Dodgers April 18, 2014: Hanley Lives

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You know, going from League to Perez isn't actually that big of an upgrade

2 hours, 1 minute ago on Diamondbacks @ Dodgers April 18, 2014: Hanley Lives

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@DavidGriffBecerra or until he gives up multiple runz,far more likely

2 hours, 1 minute ago on Diamondbacks @ Dodgers April 18, 2014: Hanley Lives

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@DavidGriffBecerra this is going to go on until his arm falls by the wayside

2 hours, 2 minutes ago on Diamondbacks @ Dodgers April 18, 2014: Hanley Lives

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Tim Federowicz has a -39 wRC+ (negative 39% below the league) and is playing shitty defense

he's also not the 3rd worst hitter ever, and not Miguel Olivo, so... the Dodgers best option at catcher

LOL

2 hours, 3 minutes ago on Diamondbacks @ Dodgers April 18, 2014: Hanley Lives

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@TheConman  trying to decipher this 

2 hours, 6 minutes ago on Diamondbacks @ Dodgers April 18, 2014: Hanley Lives

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@Omer (beercoozie) it's just a general thing, he sucks a lot

2 hours, 6 minutes ago on Diamondbacks @ Dodgers April 18, 2014: Hanley Lives

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I don't want to see anymore of that for a few weeks

2 hours, 7 minutes ago on Diamondbacks @ Dodgers April 18, 2014: Hanley Lives

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Tuffy Gosewisch is a real person and a baseball player

i'm also glad he's up

2 hours, 7 minutes ago on Diamondbacks @ Dodgers April 18, 2014: Hanley Lives

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This is not fun

2 hours, 9 minutes ago on Diamondbacks @ Dodgers April 18, 2014: Hanley Lives

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@Dodgrman55  hold on to that for about 3 minutes 

2 hours, 10 minutes ago on Diamondbacks @ Dodgers April 18, 2014: Hanley Lives

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This is way scarier than League vs Miguel Cabrera

2 hours, 10 minutes ago on Diamondbacks @ Dodgers April 18, 2014: Hanley Lives

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TRADING A POTENTIAL STARTING THIRD BASEMAN IN MATT DAVIDSON FOR A CLOSER WITH A STELLAR CAREER 104 ERA+

KEVINTOWERS'D

2 hours, 18 minutes ago on Diamondbacks @ Dodgers April 18, 2014: Hanley Lives

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@Guitar  hit for a .338 wOBA (15% above the league average)

2 hours, 19 minutes ago on Diamondbacks @ Dodgers April 18, 2014: Hanley Lives

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Big gut punch to Addison Reed, love it

2 hours, 21 minutes ago on Diamondbacks @ Dodgers April 18, 2014: Hanley Lives

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@nvpuckstopper @PagansOedipalComplex  I just don't think it's worth getting riled up over whether Butera or Olivo are on the roster, it's such a miniscule difference

2 hours, 23 minutes ago on Diamondbacks @ Dodgers April 18, 2014: Hanley Lives

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