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I disagree with the entire evaluation. Outdated winter sweater neither gay nor equal to wearing items from women's clothing line. So bite me.
4 years, 1 month ago on Sick Shoes, Bro.Bizarre Clothing Trends Continue At Consol
@PensForTheWin @PensAreYourDaddy It was intentional, dumbasses. But way to figure it out. Wardrobe can be changed, being retarded cannot. "Real life fail" as you would say for both of you schmucks.
@akus Pics? I would, but due to her untimely passing from fisting related TSS, i cannot. Wouldn't be respectful.
4 years, 1 month ago on LINK CITY: Malkin injury, Civic Arena auction, Toilets, Preggo Wang
@sweaterguycoworker @sweaterguy @morkle13 His name is not actually nichole dumbass, i called him that as a joke. Clearly I would not have a coworker that was that stupid. Secondly, any coworker of mine would be able to come up with a better cutdown than this. Thirdly, none of them would say "come off hard." Fourthly, they would use commas where appropriate. Fifthly, everyone loves me, including your mother who i once f'ed at a rusted root concert in this very sweater. Prett sure it was her, she said she had a half a fag for a son and wasnt always "this fat".
@morkle13 aww, how precious, you're so sensitive. pretty sure you made the reference to someone tucking, gaytrocity, etc. but whatever, I understand you want to concede. It's not shameful to bow out when you've been beaten.Sweaterguy-2, pensblog losers-0
@morkle13 @the_man_ @the_man @jamesthegreat @demondg1 how funny is it that you are still on here, you replied almost instantly. You live on here. Too funny. You see I actually have a job and a life that doesn't involve this site. But I can see that I hurt you a little since you obviously overdid it with the lol's and then the 3 paragraph long rant. Sorry, I took it too far. But do go back your studying of great one liners, you're hilarious. Suicide watch, gaytrocity and stealing concepts from 20 year old movies...straight to the top for you. And stop that gritting of your teeth when you're mad, that will definitley throw off your newly straightened teeth.
Additionally, telling me i am upset about making fun of my sweater will not actually make me upset. I will continue to wear the sweater either way. Also, I do in fact have a large cranium, so that should give you some perspective on the magnitude of the sweater neckhole.
And I do in fact have my own residence, one that is free of pre-pubescent looking guys struggling with their sexual identities. (Hint: don't make your sexual urges so obvious when you try and attack someone.) The good thing for you is that homos do like is boyish little douchebags with feminine features.P.S. Your grammar sucks.
4 years, 2 months ago on LINK CITY: Malkin injury, Civic Arena auction, Toilets, Preggo Wang
@morkle13 @the_man_ @the_man @jamesthegreat @demondg1 Good one nicole, love how it took you all weekend to come up with that one. Now go get your braces tightened.
@the_man_ @sweaterguy @the_man @jamesthegreat @demondg1 Due to overwhelming demand, I will repost my deleted comment:Wow you are so clever, that idea about the sign, just hilarious. See the great thing about being a man is I don't really care what i wear. I would think someone who called themselves "the man" would spend a little less time scrutinizing other men's choice of clothing. Maybe the_twink would be a more apt choice for you. Didn't take long for your gay crush on crosby to come out.I think I will continue wearing clothes that were bought for me years ago, and you can go on shopping for the perfect sports get up that will get you noticed by the other nerds that don't have lives or girlfriends will be impressed by.Perhaps you should post a pic of yourself and we can all get a good look at what a "real" man looks like. Nah, don't. We know you are either a: a fat tub of goo that obsesses over sports since he never competed in one. Or b: a skinny nerd that obsesses over sports since he never competed in one. Either way, don't tell me you don't live in your mommy's house and have a poster of crosby on your wall, cause we all know you do. Cause the one thing that girls really love is a sports obsessed loser who wears the jersey of some other guy.
@thepensblog @sweaterguy Sorry bud, sweater's sold.
@the_man_ @the_man @jamesthegreat @demondg1 Actually I am a "big brother" and I was escorting the special needs guy in the blue shirt next to me. As for my style choices, I will be sure to consult the_man next time on what looks best on men, if you can break away long enough from masturbating on chatroulette to other fat losers who spend their whole lives on sports blogs.
@biggoron @the_man_ @the_man @jamesthegreat @demondg1 Actually I bought it at Jagr's garage sale, apparently his coiff had stretched out the neckhole.
@the_man_ @the_man @jamesthegreat @demondg1 No, in a group. Look man, that sweater was expensive five years ago, I was rushed and asked the opinion of my friend before leaving. So he is as much to blame for this debacle. Clealry I will be retiring this sweater from my limited and outdated wardrobe. Next time I will put on my carharts and pens jersey to fit in with the huckleberry's.
@the_man_ @the_man @jamesthegreat @demondg1 I can see you are clearly stuck on me, getting a little creepy. I guess you may have gotten an incorrect vibe. Clearly a fag would have had better sense than to wear that sweater. But I will happily list the sweater on ebay.
@the_man_ @the_man @jamesthegreat @demondg1 why, are you looking to purchase an apparently outdated used sweater or are you looking to add to the current humiliation i am receiving from coworkers?
@the_man_ @the_man @jamesthegreat @demondg1 make up your mind, why say "yourself as well" if you are talking about someone else. To answer your question, I am simply a fan of sweaters in general. A sweater connoisseur, if you will.
@the_man @jamesthegreat @demondg1 Funny how someone who immediately goes to the fag card would have a user name the_man. Quit covering up and just come out of the closet buddy. I assume the rest of your name is "on_the_bottom."
@jamesthegreat @demondg1 Catch up with fashion man, that sweater is huge in Czechoslovakia.