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“Good question. You’d have to give me specific players, and I wouldn’t tell you anyways.”
This is the most Phil Emery quote ever.
1 year, 2 months ago on Conversation @ http://www.chicagofootball.com/2014/02/22/arkush-reading-between-lines-of-what-bears-brass-said/avaosqa/
PREDICTION: Two weeks from now when the Pony Express reaches St. Louis and they are finally able to view this page, this page will explode with their attempt at trash talk, which like all things St. Louis will be laughably pitiful. Maybe it's because Vancouver is so obviously on the decline but I believe St. Louis has replaced the Canucks as the team I love to hate.
1 year, 11 months ago on Things To Do In St. Louis When You’re Dead
Awww is that more homophobia I see from some ass-backwards inbred fucktard Blues fan? I guess using "ass-backwards inbred fucktard" and "Blues fan" in the same sentence is a bit redundant though.
1 year, 11 months ago on Hated Respect for Detroit; Just Hate for St. Louis
@@TheRealQStache @AdamPlace @Jeffrey Bartl @AndrewCieslak Game. Set. Match.
@AdamPlace @@TheRealQStache @TheRealQStache You gotta be shittin me kid, acting like the Blues went out and dominated the Kings when you've got two one-goal victories, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Call me when the Blues win the series, the Kings are sure as hell more than capable of running off four straight against the Blues and it wouldn't surprise me in the least if they did just that, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
@AdamPlace @@TheRealQStache @TheRealQStache So which is it, are we living in the present where the Blackhawks beat the Blues more or living in the past where the Blackhawks have won more Stanley Cups than the Blues? Good LORD you're pathetic by trying to claim getting swept in the second round of the playoffs is better than losing in the first, like there's any difference at all.
It's funny because someone else just commented on how you losers are not only awful at talking shit but how you always try to turn the conversation to baseball, so thanks for being a living stereotype not only with that, but also with your Cubsession.
@AdamPlace Only a true loser would count the final game where the Blues could barely beat an AHL team but even counting that, sure looks like a team of "vaginas on ice" beat your team of "manly men" more times than they lost. Pretty much speaks volumes right there now, doesn't it?
@AdamPlace Hey remind me again, how many times did the Blues beat the Blackhawks this year?
@@TheRealQStache "Of bitches" is probably some kind of St. Louis slang for a man's sister-daughter.
@mightymikeD I'm thinking instead we should offer them a chance for their favorite dish - tossed salad.
Awww, someone found thesaurus.com and is trying to just big boy words, how cute!
Wow, it only took you two attempts to come up with such an epic burn, that's gotta be some kind of record for someone from St. Louis.
@AndrewCieslak He named his son Rectal Wart? Grade school's gonna be a bitch for that kid.
@mightymikeD @JesusMarianHossa Nah I'll be happy to jump in with these shit-for-brains, I can't stand ANYTHING St. Louis related (I even get a little mad at Marty St. Louis for being such a good dude with such an awful last name) so I'm more than happy to mock the shit out of these morons.
@JesusMarianHossa I'm sure this was meant for Mr. Felchingpuss up there but for some reason it showed up in my inbox, weird.
I'd rather be from East St. Louis than West East St. Louis any day of the week.
Every clownshoes shit head from St. Louis, right here:
Maybe if you could pull more than fifty cents a blowjob you would have more time to check your "internets."
HAHAHAHA LOOK OUT EVERYBODY, St. Louis finally got the internet and their dipshit fans found this column two weeks after it got posted and they are PISSED!
Wow, I knew St. Louis was a third-world shit hole but I didn't think it took two weeks for things posted on the internet to get there, what the fuck do you losers use, a telegraph?
@JimNakis @mightymikeD @JeffreyBartl @Penske5150 @@TheRealQStache @TheRealQStache What, all seven of them?
2 years ago on Hated Respect for Detroit; Just Hate for St. Louis
This post is hilarious, how old are you?
1. I don't hear anyone saying that Detroit is some kind of paradise or showering heaps of love on their fans, but their fans have been a lot less irritating of late than other fans.
2. Bob Probert? You're fucking KIDDING me right? You're bringing up a dead person as a "recent memory?" Granted Probie died young, but he retired 11 years ago, played for Detroit 19 years ago. Neither of those qualifies as recent in my book, and if you still hate Detroit because of someone who last played for them going on two decades ago, I just don't know what to tell you.
3. I'm not wishing for anything. I'm also not worried too much about the shit show that is Rock Vegas, there's plenty of other "future Hawks" currently playing in other leagues. I put the blame on idiocy at the minor league level on the coaches and maybe the Blackhawks should take a look at some changes to the staff.
4. Who gives a shit about Kyle Beach? No one here is talking about him. I'm not a huge Shaw fan but he plays on the fourth line the Blackhawks could certainly do a lot worse than him. The Blues, on the other hand, roll out line after line of shitty, dirty players. Other than Tarasenko, there's not a single player on the Blues who could come skate on the Blackhawks.
5. "The Hawks right now are really not that far away from becoming the type of team you claim to loathe." This is quite literally the stupidest thing I've read all day, and that's an impressive feat when I tell you I read more than one St. Louis Blues blog/game thread today and you should see some of the shit gets posted there.
@mightymikeD If you're counting on feasting on brains to survive, St. Louis is about the last place you want to look.
@Penske5150 I just can't take seriously any team whose goal horn is a 1990's country song.
@mightymikeD They probably picked St. Louis because they could film on location without having to construct any sets and still get that authentic "post-apocalyptic hellhole" feel.
Couldn't agree more with the sentiment. I hate all things St. Louis and my first executive order once I'm installed as President and Dictator For Life will be to nuke the city from orbit. There's a new show debuting on SyFy soon that takes place in post-apocalyptic St. Louis and I'm looking forward to watching it just to see St. Louis reduced to rubble. The Blues being such a loathsome group of fuckheads just intensifies the hatred I have for them, given their association with St. Louis, and I'm gonna look forward to the repeated wang-whippings the Blackhawks will have in store for them in the coming years.
Even though I've been a Hawks fan since they played in the Norris Division (useless trivia: The Blackhawks were also the last Norris Division regular season winner, just like they'll be the last Central Division winner) I just can't find the same amount of disgust for the Red Wings as I do for the Blues. I hate Detroit because they beat the Blackhawks like a red-headed step-child, I hate the Blues because their team is a bunch of talentless, wannabe-tough guys and their fans have a collective IQ right around room temperature.
I don't see how Detroit can still be the main rival when the teams will play twice per year unless they both make the Stanley Cup Finals. Looking at realignment, there's no other team that has even a fraction of the history with the Hawks that the Blues do. The Predators are maybe the next closest but when the Blackhawks play them I get sleepy, not angry. The Stars? The Avalanche? The Wild? The Jets? Meh. It's got to be the Blues in my book.
"OMG this is the biggest Rectal Wart I've ever seen! And that says a lot coming from someone who sticks his nose in as many butts as I can on any given day!"
2 years ago on Hawks @ Blues: Preview Caption Competition