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I'm guessing "Do you believe in miracles" will win because this is predominately an American site, but the correct answer is Tom Cheek's call on Joe Carter's World Series-winning home run in 1993. "Touch 'em all, Joe. You'll never hit a bigger home run in your life."
5 months, 1 week ago on What is the greatest announcing call in sports history....
Good riddance to terrible rubbish. These idiots ruined Sportscentre and perhaps it will finally be a watchable show once again. These two are the epitome of all that is wrong with sports anchors these days. No one watches highlight shows because of the anchors; they watch to see highlights. These two buffoons made themselves the centrepiece, taking away from what should have been the reason you tune in: game highlights. Glad I don't have to put up with them anymore. So long to the worst thing to happen to Sportscentre since Mike Toth.
5 months, 1 week ago on Jay Onrait and Dan O'Toole finish TSN career in style
@SwagPoker @martind1 It's fine that Simmons is an unabashed Boston homer, but it means you can't take him seriously when Boston teams are the topic. He didn't take Rivers to task because he "quit"; he took him to task because Rivers "quit on the Celtics." If Rivers coached the Bucks or if Simmons was from Portland, he wouldn't have made this an issue. It's homerism posing as unbiased journalism. And whether you admit you have a bias or not is immaterial. Simmons isn't much more than a fan with a national platform. But don't tell me that because it's his schtick to be a homer and it's OK to high jack a national TV show with his homerism. If Chris Berman did that, he get tarred and feathered on here.
5 months, 1 week ago on Doc Rivers says he was tired of Bill Simmons' criticism
@MyPinstripes So if Doc stayed, the Celtics went 16-66 next year and he got fired, is a contract still a contract?And Doc's kid shouldn't keep his mouth shut. If some asshat was talking about your dad like that, I'd hope you'd be man enough to stick up for you father. I know I would.
5 months, 1 week ago on Video: Doc Rivers would like to call Bill Simmons an idiot
@nswatsy Well, one of them did get to the Super Bowl and came within two blown calls (the no-call on the helmet-to-helmet hit on Crabtree; the no-call on the pass interference on Crabtree) of possibly winning it. Seattle made a lot of improvements in the offseason and were 30 seconds from making the NFC Championship Game. I understand the optimism from both camps.
5 months, 4 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://www.nationalfootballpost.com/Revisiting-the-curse-of-the-10win-comeback-season.html
First of all, O'Toole and Onrait are trash. Saying you find them funny tells me all I need to know about your sense of humour. Second of all, the NHL guys are probably LESS funny than O'Toole and Onrait. This wasn't even close to being funny and neither were any of their other videos. Get your lips off TSN's ass. Just because you're Canadian doesn't mean you have to suck up to TSN.Oh and the more cowbell line? Seriously? I didn't know I travelled back to 2001. *rolls eyes*
6 months ago on TSN's hockey crew strikes again with choir and cowbell in "Puck Over Glass"
@JimPeterson If you truly believe that to be true, you have never actually met anyone in the media. Most of them like when the home team does well (makes their jobs easier because players and coaches are more likely to talk and be open), but they don't actively root for them to win.
6 months, 2 weeks ago on Hawk Harrelson goes ballistic after blown call
No, it is faux outrage. No one was actually offended by the joke, but people, like you, pretend to be. There was nothing offensive in what he wrote and comparing it to what Sergio said is ludicrous. Get off your high horse and laugh for once.
6 months, 2 weeks ago on The LA Kings Twitter account tweets out a sexual assault joke from a radio host
I'm going with Nick Kypreos. It's definitely someone with a high profile, but I don't think it'll be someone at CBC. Though I'm sure there are a lot of people that think it's Kevin Weekes because, ya know, he played goalie.And Jay Onrait would have to be on crack to think anything he did was funny. And since there seem to be so many idiots who actually like that asshat, I'm guessing a lot of you are on crack.
6 months, 3 weeks ago on A "prominent hockey analyst" is involved in the Rob Ford cocaine scandal?
@JaneSmith3 @callmetbone Calm down, Gloria Stienem. Just because there are rumours that Erin Andrews or Chelsea Handler f**ked their way to stardom doesn't make anyone a misogynist (maybe learn to spell the word before labelling someone as such) for mentioning it. If you listen to EA, you know she knows some about sports, but not nearly enough for someone with such a high profile. I hate Michelle Beadle, but you can tell she loves sports; Andrews, no so much. And men don't get accused because most people "up the ladder" are men, so unless there are a lot of dudes running corporations that are on the down low, it'd be pretty hard for a guy to f**k his way to the top. Maybe Andrews didn't - Handler certainly did - but that doesn't mean the initial criticism of her wasn't spot on.
6 months, 3 weeks ago on Katherine Webb's 15 minutes are still not yet up somehow | May | 2013
Go f**k yourself, Yoder. The only people who care about head injuries are you p*ssies who never played sports. Injuries happen all the time and I see no problem in this picture being used or with the headline.
7 months, 1 week ago on Ottawa Sun takes advantage of Lars Eller injury on cover | May | 2013
Two chicks do a Jew Draft and people are up in arms. Dave Chappelle does the racial draft and we all howl at it. Don't get me wrong, I don't have a problem with either, but to slam Collins for her "racially insensitive" draft is hypocritical if you enjoyed Chappelle's (and everyone enjoyed Chappelle's, so don't say you didn't).
7 months, 1 week ago on How a viral slip of the tongue led to CSN Chicago firing Susannah Collins | May | 2013
@aestep1014 Michelle Beadle is about as watchable as ant's fu*king. In fact, none of these women offer anything. Heck, most of the people at ESPN offer nothing.
7 months, 1 week ago on Charissa Thompson reportedly leaving ESPN for Fox | May | 2013
@gregbeaulieu Couldn't agree more. Haven't watched Sportscentre in years because of these two tools. Anyone who thinks these two are funny is a moron.
7 months, 1 week ago on Jay Onrait and Dan O'Toole leaving TSN for Fox Sports One | May | 2013
Mock ESPN for covering Tebow, but you're covering them covering Tebow and you're doing it to gain hits. Everyone who bitches about Tebow just gives more fire power to ESPN. If you don't want Tebow in the news, maybe you should stop talking about him yourself. By bringing him up, you're part of the problem. Nice job, idiots.
7 months, 1 week ago on Real Tweets from Real People - ESPN mourns Tim Tebow's release | April | 2013
I'm so sick of people giving Cherry shit. He is what he is and whether you like him or not, he's not going to change. At least he has the courage to put his name on his opinions, unlike all us keyboard warriors who go by stupid online names (and yes, I include myself in that). I don't always agree with Cherry, but I'll be damned if I'm going to let anyone muzzle him, let alone the dickheads who run the CBC.
7 months, 1 week ago on Don Cherry says "No" to women in the Locker Room | April | 2013
It's very clear that fans didn't want picks tipped. This has nothing to do with breaking news or anything like that. I don't follow La Canfora on Twitter, nor do I go on Twitter during the draft just in case a dickhead like him decides to make it about himself. This wasn't about being first or breaking news, it was about showing up ESPN and NFL Network. I lost a lot of respect for La Canfora for doing what he did, and I lost a lot for you for defending him.
7 months, 1 week ago on People were very angry at Jason La Canfora for tipping picks | April | 2013
No, your readers all don't think that Berman should be taken off draft coverage. Some of us actually like Berman. Not all of your readers are asshats who think with one mind. I like Berman, always have and always will.
7 months, 2 weeks ago on ESPN Round 1 NFL Draft Report Card | April | 2013
What happened to her? Not only did she used to be pretty - that picture up there makes her look like a 47-year-old hooker - but she seemed relatively well adjusted. Now she comes off as Amanda Bynes-level crazy. How soon before she's tweeting some celeb to murder her vagina?
7 months, 2 weeks ago on Hope Solo plays a "joke" on her own Twitter followers only she gets | April | 2013
@EricEsterline Not a primetime game.
7 months, 3 weeks ago on Ranking all 48 primetime games on the 2013 NFL schedule | April | 2013