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In my clairvoyant vision I perceived that the Dodgers let up their feet on the proverbial gas pedal after Uribe's home run.

13 hours, 14 minutes ago on Diamondbacks @ Dodgers April 18, 2014: Hanley Lives

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FUCK... HIT THE FUCKING BALL...

13 hours, 17 minutes ago on Diamondbacks @ Dodgers April 18, 2014: Hanley Lives

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Cahill looks like a school bully

13 hours, 21 minutes ago on Diamondbacks @ Dodgers April 18, 2014: Hanley Lives

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@Lobo  Except Turner is batting

13 hours, 23 minutes ago on Diamondbacks @ Dodgers April 18, 2014: Hanley Lives

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Has anyone called Federowicz K-Fed yet?

1 day, 21 hours ago on Yasiel Puig Just Had The Most Yasiel Puig Inning Ever

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Fundamentally sound #FlyBalltoRightField

1 day, 22 hours ago on Yasiel Puig Just Had The Most Yasiel Puig Inning Ever

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the Turnup is real

1 day, 22 hours ago on Yasiel Puig Just Had The Most Yasiel Puig Inning Ever

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Madison is a pansy name

1 day, 22 hours ago on Yasiel Puig Just Had The Most Yasiel Puig Inning Ever

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Juancho with his first walk of the season!!!

1 day, 22 hours ago on Yasiel Puig Just Had The Most Yasiel Puig Inning Ever

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@P_F_P  You strike me as one who may have visited Dodger Blues in the past.

1 day, 22 hours ago on Dodgers @ Giants April 17, 2014: No Hanley, And Bad History For Ryu

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Sandoval does not look good.

1 day, 22 hours ago on Dodgers @ Giants April 17, 2014: No Hanley, And Bad History For Ryu

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@Purple Drank  This prompted me to visit Plaschke's Wikipedia page, where I found...

"Plaschke has been named National Sports Columnist of the Year by the Associated Press four times.[4] He is known for his human interest stories about how steroid use is ruining America."

That second part made me chuckle.

1 day, 23 hours ago on Dodgers @ Giants April 17, 2014: No Hanley, And Bad History For Ryu

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I wish Bumgarner would stop shooting snot rockets... Fucking disgusting

1 day, 23 hours ago on Dodgers @ Giants April 17, 2014: No Hanley, And Bad History For Ryu

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@Purple Drank  Respectfully, Drank, I agree with you. I was making an absurd proposition that Mattingly's lineup construction is subpar and lacking reason.

2 days, 2 hours ago on Giants 2, Dodgers 1: Life Is Pain

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@Catfishin @More Cubans, plz  What do you consider batting Turner 2nd?

2 days, 2 hours ago on Giants 2, Dodgers 1: Life Is Pain

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Fuck it why not just bat FedEx 3rd?

2 days, 2 hours ago on Giants 2, Dodgers 1: Life Is Pain

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@Disgruntled Goat @More Cubans, plz  If I'd like to watch the game, chances are it isn't available to me.

6 days, 20 hours ago on Dodgers 6, Diamondbacks 0: Hyun-Jin Ryu, Adrian Gonzalez lead the way

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Pardon my n00bness regarding this subject matter, but is the Dodgers game on MLBN gonna be blacked out for me in Santa Barbara?

6 days, 20 hours ago on Dodgers 6, Diamondbacks 0: Hyun-Jin Ryu, Adrian Gonzalez lead the way

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Mr. Hawkins straight dealin'!!!

6 days, 20 hours ago on Dodgers 6, Diamondbacks 0: Hyun-Jin Ryu, Adrian Gonzalez lead the way

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@jWerthfan @More Cubans, plz  If you're ignorant, you can either think you know something, and not actually know it, or know that you don't know something (I'm sure there are different variations of ignorance, too), but that doesn't necessarily mean that you aren't capable of thinking at a high level. Harold Reynolds doesn't seem capable of thinking at a high level.

1 week, 6 days ago on Giants @ Dodgers April 5, 2014: Heart You, Don Mattingly

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Yeah, Harold Reynolds is definitely not just ignorant, but dumb as well. You can hear it in his voice.

1 week, 6 days ago on Giants @ Dodgers April 5, 2014: Heart You, Don Mattingly

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Madison is still a pansy name.

1 week, 6 days ago on Giants @ Dodgers April 5, 2014: Heart You, Don Mattingly

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@TellMyWifeISaidHello @More Cubans, plz @Randy from TPB  I don't dispute that being a major league pitcher is hard. But it's also clear to me and should be clear to you that the dude sucks!

1 week, 6 days ago on Giants @ Dodgers April 5, 2014: Heart You, Don Mattingly

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Paul Maholm's first start as a Dodger, in a word: "Uninspiring".

1 week, 6 days ago on Giants @ Dodgers April 5, 2014: Heart You, Don Mattingly

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Paul "Meatball" Maholm

1 week, 6 days ago on Giants @ Dodgers April 5, 2014: Heart You, Don Mattingly

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Pretty sure Pence is gonna go yard right here.

1 week, 6 days ago on Giants @ Dodgers April 5, 2014: Heart You, Don Mattingly

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Madison is a pansy name.

1 week, 6 days ago on Giants @ Dodgers April 5, 2014: Heart You, Don Mattingly

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Joeeee Fuckinggggg Weeeeeesstttttttt

1 week, 6 days ago on Giants @ Dodgers April 5, 2014: Heart You, Don Mattingly

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I'd rather not listen to you right now, Tim Hudson.

1 week, 6 days ago on Giants @ Dodgers April 5, 2014: Heart You, Don Mattingly

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Maybe Harold isn't dumb... just ignorant.

1 week, 6 days ago on Giants @ Dodgers April 5, 2014: Heart You, Don Mattingly

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Turner looks like absolute shit and Harold Reynolds is dumb as shit.

1 week, 6 days ago on Giants @ Dodgers April 5, 2014: Heart You, Don Mattingly

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@Lobo  Is Jason Phillips making a comeback?

3 weeks, 6 days ago on Dodgers 7, D’Backs 5: Nice Way To Start A Season

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Urbie looked good! Puig looked good! Ryu looked good! :)!

3 weeks, 6 days ago on Dodgers 7, D’Backs 5: Nice Way To Start A Season

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Just watched a Kershaw segment by Buster Olney on BBTN and my dick got hard.

4 weeks ago on Dodgers announce Australia roster, with a few surprises

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Even if he's not ready... I sure would like to see Guerrero start. #TheMoreCubans #TheBetter

4 weeks ago on Dodgers announce Australia roster, with a few surprises

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