The little men that live behind my eyes and yell directly into my brain, told me to tell you hello.
@capnsparrow @Always_Earl Indeed. But I had to mute the tv so I could actually comprehend what I was reading.
I want my Dodger blog less like CSPAN and more like the blonde girl giving the weather report.
Though I'll admit, those graphs were sexy.
1 year, 1 month ago on Contextualizing Masahiro Tanaka’s Japanese Numbers
@efb It only gets better if it happened, not because he was making an amazing play worth a thousand years of replay on ESPN...but because a little girl threw the ball at him when he wasn't looking.
@capnsparrow @Always_Earl That makes me more scared of the sweat soaked payment than the actual concoction he drank.
@Purple Drank Better you than Hanley
@efb See, that's the same look I get from my cat right before, or after, they've done something they know they shouldn't have.
@capnsparrow where the hell did he pull the money from?!?!
Is this intellectual mumbo jumbo to be expected on a daily basis? I feel both smarter and dumber for having read it.
I mean, come on, the post had footnotes
That would make it easier for the visiting team to take a quick piss in between innings.
1 year, 1 month ago on 2014 Dodgers Top Prospects: Introduction
Didn't realize the number of people to catch his throws added up to 3
It's the hat that makes it pervy not the beard
1 year, 1 month ago on Welcome To The Party
I fear the evolutionary leaps and bounds of tropical fruit
I can't stop watching this
He has openly admitted to being a troll, which acts as a disturbance to the rest of the community. And being a troll is more than just having a difference of opinion.
1 year, 8 months ago on Dodgers 2, Braves 1: Let’s Thank Puig, Ryu, & C.B. Bucknor
So do I bow down now that Puig has shown he is all that and a bag of chips? II agree that it would've been best to err on the side of caution and let him season before throwing him in with the big fish. A players confidence is a fragile thing, and he is a rather lofty investment to just throw around anyhow.
So he's doing great and everyone is able to appreciate that. Why you think that the collective consciousness of the 1% you refer to is anyway responsible for it...that's beyond me.
I'd keep Ryu at 3rd just cause if you face a series with kershaw starting you alternate lefty righty pitching, which might help a bit.
With Puig doing so well, when Kemp comes back we can just have him bunt.
Oh I agree. It's always seemed that when we most need someone to be able to hit its when the people in the bottom of the order miraculously got on base.
There's no consideration to moving him to cleanup?
I finished his last name with the end of his first. I thought it was an obvious accident
1 year, 8 months ago on Braves @ Dodgers June 7, 2013: Viva Puig
So is there any likelihood of Ryun getting rookie of the year?
@JoeyE #FireNed may have wanted to save him for the lineup and have him bat, if the Angels managed a single run.
1 year, 9 months ago on Angels @ Dodgers May 27, 2013: Well, That’s a Lineup
@Lobo(Middling Member of Trade Ethier Bandwagon) @b00ts Wonder if Hanley will get confused...do the I see you, then stop midway and do BOOM...and then his head explodes.
@Lobo(Middling Member of Trade Ethier Bandwagon) @Technogit @plaza234 (Charter Member of Trade Kemp bandwagon) Obviously one of those people that think robocop and the bionic man are real...and that coming out of surgery makes you at %110
I'm just curious about anyone suggesting trading Kemp...what do you think will happen from that? Some team will say, "Yes, please take our star player that is doing well, so we can get your star player that isn't performing" or are there nut jobs thinking it's a good idea to trade for someone that is undervalue?
Seems like Mattingly is on the verge of sobbing.
@Goat (Disgruntled due to Drank's lies) @Always_Earl Thanks. Probably didn't go early enough, we were brushed off for people that had reservations. As long as it's before the start of the game, it wouldn't matter.
Thanks for the tips
1 year, 9 months ago on Cardinals @ Dodgers May 24, 2013: Back to Baseball
Does anyone have any experience with Stadium Club? Last time I got tickets, Stadium Club access was available but the wait was horrible, the seating was bad and you find yourself at the same level as Vinny, but way down by the foul pole.
The people working there were either too busy to care or just incompetent, and couldn't give me advice if I came again.
@(VND) Supreme Moderator /hangs head is shame
1 year, 9 months ago on Why Is Brandon League Awful Now?
hell with it. click the link for a pretty cool miguel cabrera gif.
lol I'm here to point and laugh at the elephant in the room.
1 year, 9 months ago on Braves 5, Dodgers 2: And That’s How You Get Swept
So is the before and after Chris Brown picture?
Aren't there like whole cities that have wifi available throughout? Like San Francisco or Tokyo?
All these injuries and I wonder if the dodgers should get a new physical trainer. I mean, I'm hearing more injuries from the dodgers than football teams.
1 year, 9 months ago on Giants 10, Dodgers 9: Yeah, That’s a Gut Punch
So, I'd like to suggest that it might be cheaper and more effective to simply clone Kenley Jansen and have him pitch the 8th and 9th inning.
I know it'll be easier on my blood pressure.
1 year, 10 months ago on Dodgers 3, Mets 2: Juan Uribe for President
Or cruz could bat with a hockey stick
1 year, 10 months ago on Why Not Dee Gordon? This is Why
Anyone see the LA Kings Dodger Uniform? Think it might help if the dodgers play in hockey gear?
So...when and if Cruz gets back into the lineup, new drinking game.
You hold your choice of alcoholic beverage and wait for him to bat. At sign of the pop up, you chug as fast as you can. Whoever downs the most, WINS!!!
Also helps get you wasted by the second at bat...making it easier to deal with the remainder of the game.
This team is really giving my nerves a workout
1 year, 10 months ago on Dodgers @ Diamondbacks April 13, 2013: Ryu Hits the Road
I think Santa with the beer in the booth is giving the signs
@Mike Petriello MLB's Cheech and Chong?
@joeyc138 We'll end up with a whole new team every week if we dump them after a bad day.
@efb Yeah, he's inside, outside and upside down
@DodgerLivingintheBay Yeah, we can determine if it was worth it
I think i see a guy in the suite behind home plate using binoculars...
@dappler218 or the Boxer from Street Fighter
@JoeyE @ED_IN_DE Jackie Johnson
So he brings in Belissario and has Ryu go to third?