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@Purple Drank @Blue Simian @MScottEiland Less so on our roster, as of November.
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@Tommy D I'll accept this answer.
1 day, 13 hours ago on Uncertainty Reigns For Dodgers at Second Base
...you guys are kind of frighteningly in love with Urias.
@SpaceDodger (Math Cat) @P_F_P oh
1 day, 14 hours ago on Uncertainty Reigns For Dodgers at Second Base
@SpaceDodger (Math Cat) I thought you were taking a cat nap.
@Keita Mikami ya
@steelmohawk @P_F_P definitely not at the game and currently preoccupied
@steelmohawk ^failed drank language
Wacha would have hit a five-run homer.
@Dustin Nosler *plans to get at least a double out of it
@TellMyWifeISaidHello @P_F_P Exactly. I was deliberately making a dumb argument using outdated stats, as many Hall of Fame voters and other prominent baseball writers are wont to do.
@Gilbert_Vengeance Urias should pinch-hit for whoever hits after Joc just for the prosporgasm
@TellMyWifeISaidHello @P_F_P "Whoa, Raffy Palmeiro had 3,000 hits and 500 homers!" "But, era?"
@Dustin Nosler He has an arm comparable to most big outfielders, or something.
I just realized that "Butera" is a good/efficient way to refute anyone's argument about a player from a different era in history having excessively good stats.
@TellMyWifeISaidHello @P_F_P nooooooooo
I nominate myself as GM. *speed-dials Billy Beane*
TIL DD is responsible for Dodger managerial decisions.