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@Dodger in Florida He was our best hitter for the first four months and is probably playing hurt, calm the fuck down.

23 minutes ago on Dodgers @ Padres Aug. 30, 2014: Zack Greinke primed for big night

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Not having mlb.tv is suddenly making my night a whole lot better.

24 minutes ago on Dodgers @ Padres Aug. 30, 2014: Zack Greinke primed for big night

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@Swung at ball 4 the inevitable death of you and everyone you know followed by the eventual heat death of the universe?

29 minutes ago on Dodgers @ Padres Aug. 30, 2014: Zack Greinke primed for big night

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@Turner_for_Treasury @DBrim @P_F_P Maybe it was a byproduct of my only having seen the original for the first time two years prior? ...no it's got to be the thing where you all suck

32 minutes ago on Dodgers @ Padres Aug. 30, 2014: Zack Greinke primed for big night

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@mickeyhatcher  @P_F_P Nope. I never realized how funny "No offense but you are a stupid asshole" sounded until Will Ferrell said it while impersonating a haughty news anchor.

33 minutes ago on Dodgers @ Padres Aug. 30, 2014: Zack Greinke primed for big night

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@DBrim @P_F_P also I mean it came out 9 months ago, not like you've missed it forever.

34 minutes ago on Dodgers @ Padres Aug. 30, 2014: Zack Greinke primed for big night

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Anchorman 2 was as good as the original.




COME AT ME

35 minutes ago on Dodgers @ Padres Aug. 30, 2014: Zack Greinke primed for big night

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@Turner_for_Treasury I saw this movie for the first time 2 years ago, thereby spending all of my high school years and most of my college years wondering why everyone was calling each other a "smelly pirate hooker."

36 minutes ago on Dodgers @ Padres Aug. 30, 2014: Zack Greinke primed for big night

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@Turner_for_Treasury stop live-commenting what's happening on your second monitor

38 minutes ago on Dodgers @ Padres Aug. 30, 2014: Zack Greinke primed for big night

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Anchorman came out when Blah was 9, so everyone chill.

38 minutes ago on Dodgers @ Padres Aug. 30, 2014: Zack Greinke primed for big night

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Wait I thought the season was over and the Giants were going to win the West and this was like pulling teeth and we were dead and stupid and etc?

42 minutes ago on Dodgers @ Padres Aug. 30, 2014: Zack Greinke primed for big night

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I do love this management style of "k huh it's a tie game in the ninth better use my best reliever WAIT HE'S MY CLOSER, MY CLOSER IN A TIE GAME FUCK THAT ABSOLUTE NONSENSE"

45 minutes ago on Dodgers @ Padres Aug. 30, 2014: Zack Greinke primed for big night

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People are going to make "PADRES OWN US" statements even though we'd be 9-7 against them this year even with a loss tonight, aren't they?

46 minutes ago on Dodgers @ Padres Aug. 30, 2014: Zack Greinke primed for big night

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@JoeD88 probably Yimi Garcia, he seems nice I bet he'd do well at nightclubs

48 minutes ago on Dodgers @ Padres Aug. 30, 2014: Zack Greinke primed for big night

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KMT DIDN'T CAPITALIZE THE "P" HOLY CRAP A CODED MESSAGE

50 minutes ago on Dodgers @ Padres Aug. 30, 2014: Zack Greinke primed for big night

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PLEASE DRE GET A HIT IN THE NEXT 19 SECONDS SO I'LL BE ABLE TO WATCH IT 

57 minutes ago on Dodgers @ Padres Aug. 30, 2014: Zack Greinke primed for big night

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Dammit. Two straight walkoff losses against the Padres would be hard to take.

58 minutes ago on Dodgers @ Padres Aug. 30, 2014: Zack Greinke primed for big night

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HAHAHA BRIM'S WORST NIGHTMARE


(sorry Brim)

59 minutes ago on Dodgers @ Padres Aug. 30, 2014: Zack Greinke primed for big night

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IN YOUR FACE KENNEDY

1 hour, 41 minutes ago on Dodgers @ Padres Aug. 30, 2014: Zack Greinke primed for big night

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Fuck, I'd bunt and give Greinke's .577 career OPS a shot with a RISP.

1 hour, 42 minutes ago on Dodgers @ Padres Aug. 30, 2014: Zack Greinke primed for big night

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USC is currently up by 39 points over Alabama. Uh, I mean, Fresno State.

1 hour, 45 minutes ago on Dodgers @ Padres Aug. 30, 2014: Zack Greinke primed for big night

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The Ivan Dejesus Trade.

1 hour, 51 minutes ago on Dodgers @ Padres Aug. 30, 2014: Zack Greinke primed for big night

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That would have been nice to be able to see.

1 hour, 57 minutes ago on Dodgers @ Padres Aug. 30, 2014: Zack Greinke primed for big night

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Feed almost lasted a full minute that time. Improvement!

2 hours, 50 minutes ago on Dodgers @ Padres Aug. 30, 2014: Zack Greinke primed for big night

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aaaaaaaaaand 15 seconds later MLB.TV shits out. This is practically outrageous.

2 hours, 53 minutes ago on Dodgers @ Padres Aug. 30, 2014: Zack Greinke primed for big night

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MLB.TV immediately loaded. What is life

2 hours, 54 minutes ago on Dodgers @ Padres Aug. 30, 2014: Zack Greinke primed for big night

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@BluSky the double no-no even

3 hours, 9 minutes ago on Dodgers @ Padres Aug. 30, 2014: Zack Greinke primed for big night

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MLB.TV is seriously outdoing itself tonight. I haven't been able to keep the video for more than 15 seconds at a time.

3 hours, 11 minutes ago on Dodgers @ Padres Aug. 30, 2014: Zack Greinke primed for big night

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@DBrim Well that one definitely was.

3 hours, 12 minutes ago on Dodgers @ Padres Aug. 30, 2014: Zack Greinke primed for big night

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@DBrim Seth Smith just flew out to the warning track, so that's...well, something.

3 hours, 21 minutes ago on Dodgers @ Padres Aug. 30, 2014: Zack Greinke primed for big night

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UCLA won so that's cool.

3 hours, 23 minutes ago on Dodgers @ Padres Aug. 30, 2014: Zack Greinke primed for big night

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MLB.TV is literally the worst.

3 hours, 26 minutes ago on Dodgers @ Padres Aug. 30, 2014: Zack Greinke primed for big night

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@first pitch out You've made six comments and none of them have been longer than four words.



Not a critique, just amusing to me.

3 hours, 32 minutes ago on Dodgers @ Padres Aug. 30, 2014: Zack Greinke primed for big night

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Watch this one go 26 innings

3 hours, 36 minutes ago on Dodgers @ Padres Aug. 30, 2014: Zack Greinke primed for big night

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@Turner_for_Treasury @P_F_P Game 2 was slightly less frustrating, thus making it merely the second most horrible Dodger game of that entire season.

4 hours, 5 minutes ago on Dodgers @ Padres Aug. 30, 2014: Zack Greinke primed for big night

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Last night reminded me so much of Game 1 of last year's NLCS that I kind of wanted to throw up afterward.



(The three shots of whiskey didn't help.)

4 hours, 10 minutes ago on Dodgers @ Padres Aug. 30, 2014: Zack Greinke primed for big night

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@efb it's so easy to tell that 4:20 happened recently

4 hours, 35 minutes ago on Dodgers should place Yasiel Puig on the DL, but they won’t

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@0ptimus @P_F_P (Drank is a huge Cal fan.)

4 hours, 37 minutes ago on Dodgers should place Yasiel Puig on the DL, but they won’t

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Dylan and Eric BOTH got their "Hanley is starting" tweets in before Gurnick. Biggest upset in sports history.

5 hours, 52 minutes ago on Dodgers should place Yasiel Puig on the DL, but they won’t

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(Gonna assume that the usual posters are out watching football.)

10 hours, 10 minutes ago on Padres 3, Dodgers 2: Defense Is Important

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