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@Say my Name @omnishambles
That would explain the yellow skin and thousand yard stare
1 day, 9 hours ago on Conversation @ http://nyrangersblog.com/
Brian Boyle, Stralman, Carcillo, Zucc, Girardi, Pouliot, Brassard. Every one of these guys was picked up on the cheap because they were either too small, too slow, past it, undrafted or not committed enough. I'll take 10 recovery projects at 700k each over one broken superstar any day of the week.
1 day, 11 hours ago on Conversation @ http://nyrangersblog.com/
@Say my Name
As someone who regularly lets their drinking and drug taking get out of hand, I like the idea of having a guy on the team that I can empathise with. All these fitness first professional athletes might be good at hockey, but none of them would survive a party at my place.
Ok but you have to do the milking
1 week, 6 days ago on Conversation @ http://nyrangersblog.com/
Theres no way I'm pouring a bucket of Rick Nash over my head
2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://nyrangersblog.com/
Jesus Christ that story was almost daily mail quality. I thought the New York Post was supposed to be a real newspaper?
1 month, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://nyrangersblog.com/uncategorized/heres-a-really-stupid-ron-duguay-story-from-the-new-york-post.html
Leetch on PP, Ulf/Beuke on PK? I like the sound of this!
1 month, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://nyrangersblog.com/
For some reason I read that Headline as "Rangers Sign Del Zotto". The lack of hockey is breaking my brain
1 month, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://nyrangersblog.com/
Wash your mouth out. The Munn gifs shall never stop!
2 months, 4 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://nyrangersblog.com/2014-articles/rangers-buy-out-brad-richards.html
I think I'd still prefer Beuk. We have plenty of skill on D already, what we're missing is snarl. No offense to the guy, but when Anton Stralman is consistently your biggest hitter on D you need a monster like Beuk pulling the strings
2 months, 4 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://nyrangersblog.com/
Posted on the other thread, but I still feel like this-
This is the remains of a failed Torts team, with 2 black
hole contracts and no plan or foresight put into their building. They had the
worst start to a season in franchise history. They made it to the finals and
only lost against a superior team that needed bounces to seal the deal. Im
usually a pretty grumpy old bastard, but I cant wait to see what these guys can
do with a team that is built to play AVs style of hockey.
3 months ago on Conversation @ http://nyrangersblog.com/
After this years trolling shambles it should be pretty easy, I could pre-write 40 statements at the start of the year and still out-do these tosspots
3 months ago on Conversation @ http://nyrangersblog.com/2014-articles/rangers-kings-game-5.html
Fuck this, next year Im going to spend the entire season trolling this blog properly. I'll change my name to New stRangers fan and actually put some effort in. This team deserves better
@Dante8496 @omnishambles @Alain Vinigerault
And having to waste your time at 2.30 in the morning trolling people that dont care
More imaginative, but still no better than stRangersfan can manage
Ok, @Alain Vinigerault
Ive got about ten minutes till I run out of beer. Give it your best effort or just admit that you couldnt handle my mother
Is hinder a north american word for arse? Or did he fuck up yet again?
Stolen material. F for effort
Why is an internet troll like a chicken with a parsnip rammed into its urethra?
Because you know that there was more effort and forethought put into growing the parsnip
@Derek Stepan @omnishambles
We've already been through this, my mother would laugh at your penis until the cows came home
@Dante8496 @Alain Vinigerault
Im not sure he can read, I think it is a team of monkeys on type writers. Just think of the poor bastard that has to wade through piles of shit stained paper to find the (almost) full sentences-a true hero
@Derek Stepan @Alain Vinigerault
All at once, one drop kick
Haha you dick, my mother IS a hockey team! 20 cocks and just one piece of rubber! Did you learn nothing last time you got arrested?
Why do something something something something? Because something something something.
I made a funny! Me best troll ever!
That sentence doesnt even make sense. You're regressing dude, probably past your bedtime
Still requires opposable thumbs though, better than I expected
I hadnt even noticed that part. I can only process so much stupid at once
Slightly better effort. Spoiled by reusing the same material.
Kind of fitting really, if your mother had changed panties before the abortion you wouldnt be here at all
@Wallace1 @Alain Vinigerault
I cant decide if I'm impressed at your vocabulary, or disappointed at the way you use it. Either way the Universe owes us all a pint for having to share oxygen with you
God dammit stRangersfan, this guy is stealing your "shittest troll on the internet" crown. Have you no pride man? Get your Nash comments book out and show him how its done!
This is my last beer of the season. A pleasure to have shared it with you guys again
@AnnoyingJoe @Derek Stepan
Nah, these guys dont have the brain capacity to improve
Best in the Northeast
These trolls are so bad, they couldn't convince crosby to take a stupid penalty in a big playoff game
If trolling is the lowest from of wit, these guys are lower than Zucc's bell end
What the fuck was that? At least put some effort in, you sad waste of electrons
But no skill to round it out
Im hoping they lose horribly, I hate football and most Englishmen. So the twats will probably win it all just to piss me off
Ok so whats going on now? I havent been able to post during the finals because I have guests, but twice now Ive come on here afterwards to find our troll trolling other trolls. Is nobody keeping an eye on the door? Why havent the guard squirrels sorted this mess out?
I am usually the most bitter negative bastard you would ever hope to avoid meeting, but fuck me I feel good about this team. They fought through so much to get here and were genuinely beaten by a damn good team
They were jokes?
80s Oilers, 90s Detroit, both had crushing defeats first time in the finals. The rest is history
Why are you here?
Because your sad-sack team is playing golf
This is the kind of defeat that turns teams from contenders to champions down the line
This is the remains of a failed Torts team, with 2 black hole contracts and no plan or foresight put into their building. They had the worst start to a season in franchise history. They made it to the finals and only lost against a superior team that needed bounces to seal the deal. Im usually a pretty grumpy old bastard, but I cant wait to see what these guys can do with a team that is built to play AVs style of hockey.