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3 years, 1 month ago on Conversation @ http://www.thepensblog.com/tpb/oct2011/twitterlivefyre-contest-canucks-106.html
@SaintMarty If anything Gary Roberts is going to take Batman under his wing and make him more badass.
3 years, 7 months ago on The Dark Knight Rises as Civic Arena falls | TPB
The only thing capable to taking down the Civic Arena is Batman. I can't think of any other way I'd want to go.
A "Blackout" would make sense as that's our home colors. The Pens seem to struggle in that regard in terms of marketing. Biggest game of the season, out doors, in a black and gold stadium? WE'RE WEARIN' BLUE BABY! Whiteouts inherently seem odd as that's the color the VISITING team would be wearing. Then again, I suppose a blackout would be a poor idea considering the lighting problems they've had this season. And the fact that the stadium is owned by a power company.
3 years, 7 months ago on Playoff White Outs | TPB
Wait a second, didn't Stoosh used to have a section on the menu bar? There was no TWS this week....
3 years, 7 months ago on We Love You, Ted Leonsis | TPB
Leave Ted alone, there was a solid 2 weeks where Atlanta looked like a competent hockey team!
Asham has some crazy ink.
3 years, 7 months ago on VIDEO: Pens Shirts Off Their Backs | TPB
The damn James Neal Dam had better break tonight.
3 years, 8 months ago on Gameday 77 - Flyers | TPB
@Jack Bylsma Adams @мadhatter Richards is a whiney bitch.
Fuck Philly. I got to go to last Thursday's game. Good cheese fries.
3 years, 8 months ago on Tuesdays With Stoosh: 3.29 | TPB
No disciplinary action. Classy. Wait, I mean retarded.
3 years, 8 months ago on Todd Bertuzzi's Elbow On Some Joke | TPB
It's cool guys. Bert was real sorry after the game.
After seeing this meltdown, Japan has offered aid.
3 years, 8 months ago on Not good. Pens lose 5-2 | TPB
@Lemay1945 He showed great promise in the preseason before destroying himself. Prior to the Neal and Kovalev acquisitions, we were thin enough at wing that Comrie *could* bring something to the preceedings. Hell, he could still be valuable on the 3rd line. Can't be any worse offensively than Duper or Talbot.
3 years, 8 months ago on The NFL Sucks | TPB
@Savage_Beast I love what Letestu has done this season, and hope he's earned his deserved roster spot, but I've been wanting to see what Jeffrey can do on that line since it was put together.
@Dozinasaurus 2.0 @Hoss Sure there's stuff that both sides would like out of the next CBA, but from what I understand, things aren't nearly as bad as they were in 04.
As bad as the Pens were at the lockout, they were still a long way from the terribleness that is the Pirates.
We could see both Comrie AND Crosby back this season!
3 years, 8 months ago on Sidney Crosby Skates | TPB
@SwansonBroth Every time the Pens face a shoot out I think "Sudden Death." MAF is JCVD!
3 years, 8 months ago on David Morehouse on Hits to the Head | TPB
@DanEDangerously @Dapper_Dan_Man @Savage_Beast Sorry, TestTube has graduated to the top line. I can't see reuniting the buzz line until we have at least a heathly Crosby back.
3 years, 8 months ago on RECAP: The Neal World. PENS WIN. | TPB
@Dapper_Dan_Man Nisk looked great, but goddamn Lovejoy last night was insane. Goliwhoski?
@PensForTheWin We need someone to. Letestu has been a goddamn revelation this year.
The look on Dupuis' face in that fight pic is classic.
Aside from almost murdering someone, was anyone else impressed with Lovejoy's game tonight?
3 years, 8 months ago on Pens win in regulation | TPB
@Lets_Go_Металлург @rexiffter @akus Engo is playing great. But he's got a long way to go until he's at Ulfie level.
3 years, 8 months ago on RECAP: DJ Hero. PENS WIN.
@Savage_Beast @Lets_Go_Металлург Back when we weren't carrying half the team on LITR, there was talk of moving Letestu to Crosby's line opposite Kunitz. I'm curious to see how things look when he returns. I'm pretty sure in a perfect world, that being where we can dress Sid and Geno, Neal and Kovy wouldn't be on the same line anyway.
Not that I don't love TestTube, but when is DJ going to get a chance to center the top line?
Also, its funny that he mentions the need to protect their stars when the only reason they would need to even think about that is because of the bullshit thye have perpetrated.
3 years, 8 months ago on Hockey = Insane Violence: Some Writer
When Mike Milbury, a man famous for a fight with a fan and his shoe, thinks things have gone too far, they've probably gone too far.
Was it me or did it seem like Letestu also only had limited minutes? Niskanen deserves some love for his play last night.
3 years, 8 months ago on RECAP: Up and Down. PENS LOSE.
Yet, we're the assholes cause we employ Cooke. Riiiiiiiight.
3 years, 8 months ago on Gillies Strikes Again
NJD traded for David Steckle or Steckel. Whatever. Fuck that guy. Fuck that team and their bullshit, boring style of play. I guess they needed to fill that role of "guys who could/have ruined other guy's careers" since Stevens retired.
3 years, 9 months ago on Grading the Eastern Conference trading deadline
On an unrelated note, did HBO drop the ball by not having Morgan Freeman narrate 24/7? I say yes.
3 years, 9 months ago on March of the Penguins
@roCkhopper @iacas It's cute how Canadians just throw an extra "u" around like it's going out of style.
3 years, 9 months ago on RECAP: Shootout at the AK Corral. PENS WIN.
@FDeuce Didn't you get the memo? It's cool cause he's Matt Cooke. Don Cherry said so. I have a feeling he had a real Oprah sit down and talk with the bosses after his 4 games. He looked solid. Also, the Leaves got away with unlimited bullshit last night.
Just noticed, Kovalev is money, I have 72 points.
3 years, 9 months ago on Pens win 6-5 in shootout
@Grub82 Want me a Neal extension....
@Grub82 Guy sucks, trade him for a winger for Sid.
@CFA_27 (former hurricane and blackhawk) Its one of those feel good rhetorical questions.
@Grub82 Every now and then The Royal Half does a round up of NHL.com's terrible puns.
So, is Kovalev already worth more than a 7th rounder in what's expected to be a weak draft after tonight?
@Canadianna Likely what is going to happen. Just a nice change of pace.
@JP90 @Hatrick Is it too soon to make a joke about not remembering that game?
Max Talbot answers the jobbing.
@Grub82 I blame the cold war. All Soviet contries were Russian.
3 years, 9 months ago on RECAP: Whatev. PENS LOSE.
@Grub82 Gah. Right right. I'm dumb.
@PensForTheWin I'm not sure most people are saying Conner should be sent down or scratched. He's been playing phenominally all season.
3 years, 9 months ago on Sterling sent down
I dislike this. We're rewarding a guy who's been playing balls out with a demotion and giving a pat on the back to guys dropping goose eggs like its a preformance metric in their contracts. Talbot and Duper are great on the PK, but so is half the damn team. Maybe a game or two from the press box will ignite something in them.
@kkobers @brettlive I missed last night's game. Somethign that sounds like it for was the best. I'm stoked to let GMRS give a lesson in how to GM to the Leafs.
@LittleArtie Even with our injuries, we're playing tight games. We're refusing to go gently into that good night. Guys are on the mend. Fuck injuries.