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@capnsparrow  @BIah @pureed tomato how do you eff someone in the neck?

40 minutes ago on 2014 World Series Game 1: Giants @ Royals

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@pureed tomato At least we can always relish in the fact that Barry Bonds never got a ring.

1 hour, 11 minutes ago on 2014 World Series Game 1: Giants @ Royals

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@Literally PFP We almost traded Kemp and Kershaw for Johan Santana back in 2009.  Dodged a bullet there.

1 hour, 20 minutes ago on 2014 World Series Game 1: Giants @ Royals

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@not a real life potato @BIah I see why STDs are a problem.

1 hour, 22 minutes ago on 2014 World Series Game 1: Giants @ Royals

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@Purple Drank @BIah you know, all these years, I had never imagined that.

1 hour, 40 minutes ago on 2014 World Series Game 1: Giants @ Royals

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ok apparently all of y'all have had sex up the wazoo.  my story time.

There was this one pianist girl I met on Youtube when I was 13.  She loved my videos, I loved hers.  We would talk all the time.  Composed songs for each other.  But she lived halfway across the country.  She would tell me she wished we could hang out in real life, and that Iowa wasn't so far away from California.  She was incredibly gorgeous.  Had a massive crush on her.

Eventually another boy pursues her in real life and they get together.  We both start to get busy and lose regular contact, but I'm happy for her.  Several years pass.  She goes off to college in New York.  I go off to college in Ohio.  My only contact with her becomes following her on twitter.  She starts tweeting vague tweets about how depressed she is.  It gets pretty bad.  I finally message her about it and she poured out her struggles to me. She was single again. She didn't really love her boyfriend but pretended to for a long time, and felt terrible for breaking his heart.  Started talking with her regularly again.

Years after getting to know each other. we finally make plans to finally meet up in real life.  We both are super excited about it.  I took a bus to NYC and stayed with her in her dorm for 3 days.  We stayed up late watching movies, messed around on the piano together, went together to a concert of her favorite band that just happened to be in town at the time.

I'll have you know we hugged twice.  Once when we met and once when I was about to leave.  2 best damn hugs I've ever had.

1 hour, 43 minutes ago on 2014 World Series Game 1: Giants @ Royals

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@not a real life potato @BIah @Omer (beercoozie) what's your twitter handle?

1 hour, 58 minutes ago on 2014 World Series Game 1: Giants @ Royals

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@Purple Drank this number to me is like if somebody told you they'd had sex with 1000 girls.

2 hours, 1 minute ago on 2014 World Series Game 1: Giants @ Royals

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@Omer (beercoozie) @BIah  probably exaggerated for comedic effect but a lot of her selfies are in bikinis in stuff so I dunno

2 hours, 2 minutes ago on 2014 World Series Game 1: Giants @ Royals

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@not a real life potato ok really.  I feel like you're messing me at this point.   sex can't be that common.

2 hours, 5 minutes ago on 2014 World Series Game 1: Giants @ Royals

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@efb @Purple Drank @BIah laughing so hard in the study lounge right now.  hope no one asks what I'm laughing at

2 hours, 6 minutes ago on 2014 World Series Game 1: Giants @ Royals

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@not a real life potato really.  wow.  before exclusivity.  

WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING AT A COLLEGE WHERE COUCH CUDDLES IS 3RD BASE

2 hours, 10 minutes ago on 2014 World Series Game 1: Giants @ Royals

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When I was in 3rd/4th grade the school I went to was kind of far away so I would always carpool with this shy, sweet innocent girl.

I found her instagram profile the other day in the recommended profile section.  Her username has 69 in it, and her description is, "Hi, I bleach my asshole.  Ima insecure attention whore that's bipolar and my future goal is to be a milf and a porn star named brown sugga."

I guess if I haven't talked to someone since elementary school, I don't really know what they're like at all anymore at this point

2 hours, 11 minutes ago on 2014 World Series Game 1: Giants @ Royals

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@Purple Drank right but growing up sex was always a shunned topic and evil and stuff

2 hours, 16 minutes ago on 2014 World Series Game 1: Giants @ Royals

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@LA_Woman honestly I still can't quite wrap my mind around the concept that women would ever want to have casual sex.

2 hours, 17 minutes ago on 2014 World Series Game 1: Giants @ Royals

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@Omer (beercoozie) @BIah Thanks Omer, I'm not feeling pressured though.  Just trying to figure out what are cultural norms after having grown up in an environment that was not the cultural norm

2 hours, 18 minutes ago on 2014 World Series Game 1: Giants @ Royals

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@not a real life potato @BIah what the hell?  Like, when you're just friends and not even in a relationship yet?  damn the world is more sexed up than I thought

2 hours, 19 minutes ago on 2014 World Series Game 1: Giants @ Royals

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Is having premarital sex, like, normal for people in relationships?

I mean, I always thought that premarital sex was what some people did, and some people didn't.  Like, the proportions being 50/50 or 60/40 or something.  But lately I've been getting the impression that everybody does it outside of a few very religious/traditional folks

2 hours, 29 minutes ago on 2014 World Series Game 1: Giants @ Royals

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@Omer (beercoozie) It's like that fantasy football story with Greinke, Kershaw and Ellis last year

2 hours, 35 minutes ago on 2014 World Series Game 1: Giants @ Royals

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this is BS.  Every time I refresh, less comments load.

2 hours, 40 minutes ago on 2014 World Series Game 1: Giants @ Royals

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darn it why aren't new comments showing up for me

2 hours, 41 minutes ago on 2014 World Series Game 1: Giants @ Royals

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@Purple Drank hoping for some good shenanigans during your segment that could potentially be animated

2 hours, 45 minutes ago on 2014 World Series Game 1: Giants @ Royals

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The playoffs are such bullshit this year.

2 hours, 48 minutes ago on 2014 World Series Game 1: Giants @ Royals

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@LF NLDS Hangover Cure wait, why?

8 hours, 55 minutes ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: C A.J. Ellis

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@Disgruntled Goat this is how all technology based on previous futuristic imagination is, pretty much.  Sci-fi writers always envision things in forms that aren't quite practical when we try to actually build them.  The best stuff comes from timely originality.

8 hours, 55 minutes ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: C A.J. Ellis

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@pureed tomato @BIah no, that's when they traveled back to the alternate present

9 hours, 7 minutes ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: C A.J. Ellis

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We are now exactly 1 year away from the date that Marty & Doc Brown travel to in the future in Back to the Future Part 2.

9 hours, 9 minutes ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: C A.J. Ellis

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@TheConman both

9 hours, 15 minutes ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: C A.J. Ellis

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sigh, my most recent thought was "duuuuuuuuuuude everybody has biological parents".  I'm getting stupid

9 hours, 16 minutes ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: C A.J. Ellis

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@TheConman well written first paragraph

9 hours, 20 minutes ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: C A.J. Ellis

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Goat, do you have a beard?

9 hours, 21 minutes ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: C A.J. Ellis

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@Tymathee @Anime Ethier everybody just went over to ThinkPurpleDrank.tumblr.com while DD was down, for future reference

9 hours, 29 minutes ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: C A.J. Ellis

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Translation:  Kyle's master plan for copulating the world is foiled

9 hours, 30 minutes ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: C A.J. Ellis

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@Disgruntled Goat COMMUNIST!

wait.

dang it.

13 hours ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: C A.J. Ellis

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@capnsparrow that ain't what matters.  we ain't no damn commies

13 hours, 2 minutes ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: C A.J. Ellis

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@capnsparrow  @Disgruntled Goat @Mike Petriello what about an imperial fuckton?

13 hours, 3 minutes ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: C A.J. Ellis

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@capnsparrow #analysis

13 hours, 8 minutes ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: C A.J. Ellis

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Re: those who are asking why there isn't a grade

AJ Ellis has tweeted in the past about how he actually reads Mike's grades for him.  Mike has stated that AJ is his favorite player in the past, and since I can't see AJ getting anything realistically above a D-, I don't think Mike wanted to give AJ such a low grade to his face.

14 hours, 9 minutes ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: C A.J. Ellis

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@Tired Maths Cat if you want sup you gonna have to wait until sup'time

1 day, 5 hours ago on Coming Soon: Season Reviews

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@Diane Nguyen 9ers fan @cvrinc @BIah 17,652 comments, 29,101 likes received.  I am more proud of my stellar ratio than I should be

1 day, 5 hours ago on Coming Soon: Season Reviews

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@Diane Nguyen 9ers fan @BIah KMT is very, very close to passing you

1 day, 5 hours ago on Coming Soon: Season Reviews

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@Purple Drank first comes shame, then acceptance, then pride

1 day, 5 hours ago on Coming Soon: Season Reviews

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Watching a movie in 4K is overrated.  The quality is too high, you can see every little pore and blemish on people's faces and it's distracting

1 day, 5 hours ago on Coming Soon: Season Reviews

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on a school computer right now and the Safari browser keeps autocorrecting faps to gaps.  FYS

1 day, 5 hours ago on Coming Soon: Season Reviews

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