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6 hours, 37 minutes ago on Dan Haren Exercises His 2015 Option

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Also, by the way, I am talking about Viet girl, and yes, you guys were right about her.  She fabricated her story to her ex to break up with him, because she told me a completely different story about her life ambitions when I talked to her.  Her ex has also taken himself off the market by getting a new girlfriend, so I'm good to go!

6 hours, 38 minutes ago on Dan Haren Exercises His 2015 Option

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@ tomato @BIah haha no the last thing I need is her cyberstalking every thing I say on here

6 hours, 40 minutes ago on Dan Haren Exercises His 2015 Option

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@ tomato about to ask her on a date.  I'm thinking she has to be interested in me at this point.  She gives me compliments every time we talk and can recall like everything I've said on twitter and social media and quote it when it's relevant in conversation

6 hours, 43 minutes ago on Dan Haren Exercises His 2015 Option

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@ tomato @BIah @Weston T no, I'm 10, according to fap Jesus

7 hours ago on Dan Haren Exercises His 2015 Option

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@Weston T this site taught me that adults can have just as much fun online as kids

7 hours, 1 minute ago on Dan Haren Exercises His 2015 Option

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@Weston T @BIah the first time I learned about oral I thought it was the most disgusting concept to ever be thought of

7 hours, 5 minutes ago on Dan Haren Exercises His 2015 Option

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@Weston T if there's one thing I've learned from this place it's that a lot of people get off on weird stuff, and to each their own

7 hours, 6 minutes ago on Dan Haren Exercises His 2015 Option

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@Diane. fap Jesus, super ninja, hero, best friend ok got it I'll start with /r/bikinis

7 hours, 8 minutes ago on Dan Haren Exercises His 2015 Option

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@Weston T what type then?  I heard there's one where they tie people up or something

7 hours, 10 minutes ago on Dan Haren Exercises His 2015 Option

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@Diane. fap Jesus, super ninja, hero, best friend oh so you're saying like take it in the back, fap in the front?

7 hours, 12 minutes ago on Dan Haren Exercises His 2015 Option

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@Diane. fap Jesus, super ninja, hero, best friend I guess the shaft can't hit the tunnel and the pea at the same time?

7 hours, 13 minutes ago on Dan Haren Exercises His 2015 Option

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@Diane. fap Jesus, super ninja, hero, best friend these are all good times but I don't understand the when having sex one.  Wouldn't there be something in the way?

7 hours, 14 minutes ago on Dan Haren Exercises His 2015 Option

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fap jesus, how often do you recommend fapping?

7 hours, 17 minutes ago on Dan Haren Exercises His 2015 Option

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@Diane. fap Jesus, super ninja, hero, best friend best played at 3am or when you're drunk

7 hours, 20 minutes ago on Dan Haren Exercises His 2015 Option

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@Weston T and play couch bat

7 hours, 22 minutes ago on Dan Haren Exercises His 2015 Option

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@Weston T I'm 20

7 hours, 33 minutes ago on Dan Haren Exercises His 2015 Option

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@Weston T @BIah yeah but my endgoal isn't blowjobs

7 hours, 35 minutes ago on Dan Haren Exercises His 2015 Option

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@Omer (beercoozie) @BIah how'd you meet your wife?

7 hours, 38 minutes ago on Dan Haren Exercises His 2015 Option

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@the great dick tater @BIah date ideas.  "Take her to mass!"

7 hours, 54 minutes ago on Dan Haren Exercises His 2015 Option

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@the great dick tater @BIah I do it cause my real life friends give very boring relationship advice

7 hours, 56 minutes ago on Dan Haren Exercises His 2015 Option

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hello people on the internet that I ask for relationship advice from instead of real life friends

8 hours, 3 minutes ago on Dan Haren Exercises His 2015 Option

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@DodgersFan @BIah the main problem with Google+ is that nobody uses it, not that it's bad

8 hours, 11 minutes ago on Dan Haren Exercises His 2015 Option

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You know what I like?  Gmail.  good email service

8 hours, 12 minutes ago on Dan Haren Exercises His 2015 Option

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@Purple Drank 3) NO clothes

8 hours, 30 minutes ago on Dan Haren Exercises His 2015 Option

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@Purple Drank wow, I'm guessing they turned you away at the door?  smh at purple beverage discrimination

8 hours, 31 minutes ago on Dan Haren Exercises His 2015 Option

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When I watched Pleasantville with my parents, they spent an hour afterwards talking about why it was wrong

8 hours, 38 minutes ago on Dan Haren Exercises His 2015 Option

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@Dodgers Nerd yes, but with just the snark, no clever

8 hours, 39 minutes ago on Dan Haren Exercises His 2015 Option

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@Lobo @BIah @DodgersFan the transformations are pretty amazing on a technical level though.  The physical transformation had to be completely modeled in 3d space

8 hours, 42 minutes ago on Dan Haren Exercises His 2015 Option

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@Dodgers Nerd I enjoyed Juno because that movie was like sex ed for me

8 hours, 43 minutes ago on Dan Haren Exercises His 2015 Option

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@DodgersFan @BIah so is the Transformers franchise though, and they didn't even get a single Visual Effects Oscar!

8 hours, 45 minutes ago on Dan Haren Exercises His 2015 Option

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@DodgersFan Avatar was critically well received

8 hours, 47 minutes ago on Dan Haren Exercises His 2015 Option

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@DINGERS! (more valuable than cheesecake) cold dill goat cheese on crackers is amazing

8 hours, 48 minutes ago on Dan Haren Exercises His 2015 Option

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@DINGERS! (more valuable than cheesecake) Goat's pizza is probably not still pretty hot

8 hours, 50 minutes ago on Dan Haren Exercises His 2015 Option

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anasarca is sad

8 hours, 51 minutes ago on Dan Haren Exercises His 2015 Option

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@DodgersFan want none unless you got buns, burger

8 hours, 52 minutes ago on Dan Haren Exercises His 2015 Option

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@MalkinCookies  I see you found me on instagram somehow

8 hours, 53 minutes ago on Dan Haren Exercises His 2015 Option

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@MalkinCookies doing better than last night

8 hours, 53 minutes ago on Dan Haren Exercises His 2015 Option

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Naming a movie Manos: The Hands of Fate is like naming a baseball team the Los Angeles Angels

8 hours, 55 minutes ago on Dan Haren Exercises His 2015 Option

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@DodgerDodger @DodgersFan @BIah Manos: The Hands of Fate is pretty damn boring to watch without commentary though

8 hours, 55 minutes ago on Dan Haren Exercises His 2015 Option

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@Dodgers Nerd every time I hear Ben Affleck's name all I can think of is that Alfac duck saying "AFLAC"

annoying little turd biscuit

9 hours, 1 minute ago on Dan Haren Exercises His 2015 Option

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@DodgersFan @BIah "outrun the cold?"  the heck? haha

9 hours, 3 minutes ago on Dan Haren Exercises His 2015 Option

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@Diane. fap Jesus, super ninja, hero, best friend is it terrible?  I've heard nothing but good things about it

9 hours, 5 minutes ago on Dan Haren Exercises His 2015 Option

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What's your favorite terrible movie?

Battlefield Earth cracks me up

9 hours, 6 minutes ago on Dan Haren Exercises His 2015 Option

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@capnsparrow  did they ever tell them to get in the dugout?

9 hours, 12 minutes ago on Dan Haren Exercises His 2015 Option

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@capnsparrow  he says things similar to that yeah

9 hours, 21 minutes ago on Dan Haren Exercises His 2015 Option

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