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@KONP @orby ba dum tshhh

4 hours, 50 minutes ago on 2016 NHL All-star Game

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@bgw @orby her hopes and dreams are going to be pummeled tonight anyway when Mason is pulled in the first ten minutes after giving up 5 goals on 5 shots

5 hours ago on 2016 NHL All-star Game

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@bgw @orby it was a girl so i just sneered in disapproval

5 hours ago on 2016 NHL All-star Game

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just saw someone wearing a Giroux jersey and now i'm filled with righteous fury

5 hours, 1 minute ago on 2016 NHL All-star Game

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@shooter` ahahahahahaha

21 hours, 13 minutes ago on 2016 NHL All-star Game

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@shooter` @orby haha thanks man. down from 210 or so in summer 2013 to like 165 now

21 hours, 56 minutes ago on System of a Downie

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apparently Nathan Horton's entire lumbar region is degenerating and he will probably never play again. sucks

22 hours, 1 minute ago on System of a Downie

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@neilcity Thomas Paine would also be a cool one

2 days, 3 hours ago on Cblog Pens Related Gifts

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@neilcity for a fictional character, President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho    

2 days, 3 hours ago on Cblog Pens Related Gifts

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@neilcity the safe answer is MLK Jr, the badass answer is John Brown

2 days, 3 hours ago on Cblog Pens Related Gifts

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i've been busy with a musical and overwhelming schoolwork for the past couple of days but i'd like to state my opinion, for the record, that Patric Hornqvist is good

2 days, 21 hours ago on Cblog Pens Related Gifts

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@SaintMarty @orby they're getting really stringent in some districts about timing aspects of lesson plans...i'm doing field work in Erie city schools and supposedly they're going to require every element of social studies lesson plans to be timed out starting next year. no wiggle room at all

1 week, 3 days ago on Ducks Get Sauced

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@SaintMarty i have to write out translated vocabulary sheets for a pretend person named Manuel who can barely speak English

1 week, 3 days ago on Ducks Get Sauced

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@SaintMarty @orby these lesson plans they're having us do are in UBD format, which means that a good chunk of the work is coming up with adaptations and accommodations for students with learning exceptionalities. in a normal classroom that probably wouldn't be a huge deal but for the purposes of this class we have a hypothetical classroom with students that have like every learning disability/language barrier/physical impairment imaginable so the "accommodations and adaptations" section takes up half the lesson plan

1 week, 3 days ago on Ducks Get Sauced

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i'm 75 percent done with my lesson plan and i will celebrate by putting off the remaining 25 percent until less than an hour before the assignment is due

1 week, 3 days ago on Ducks Get Sauced

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@Lionel Hutz @orby honestly i doubt lemieux would indulge him

1 week, 3 days ago on Ducks Get Sauced

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@SaintMarty at first i thought you said Martin and i was gonna be like "well i can see where that's good in theory" but then I reread your post and I was like...nah

1 week, 3 days ago on Ducks Get Sauced

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it will never happen but imagine seeing Jagr finish out his career in one of the new throwback jerseys. in hindsight i think the Pens made a huge mistake giving money to Tyler Kennedy instead of ponying up for Jagr in 2011. he's a huge asshole but he could have been OUR huge asshole, besides, coming back here would have given him a legit legendary legacy instead of finishing his career out as a perennial hired gun for teams that won't win anything. 


it's a shame, really. he's still a functional top 6 winger at age fortysomething, breaking records on a lousy team that won't sniff the cup. oh well

1 week, 3 days ago on Ducks Get Sauced

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haha i never looked at Kobasew's WB/S stats. 11 goals in 12 games last season

1 week, 4 days ago on Ducks Get Sauced

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what are Taylor Pyatt and Chuck Kobasew up to right now

1 week, 4 days ago on Ducks Get Sauced

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@Lionel Hutz @orby "we want to possess the puck in the offensive zone, and carry it through the neutral zone with support" > > > "we want to dictate the play by grinding the other team down"

1 week, 4 days ago on Ducks Get Sauced

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@Lionel Hutz @orby i cannot stress enough how refreshing it is to hear the players describing Johnston's system in cogent sentences that actually make sense

1 week, 4 days ago on Ducks Get Sauced

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@Lionel Hutz what kessel really needs is a "defensively responsible" player like Adams and a guy like Clarkson who really "knows the game" to help him be all he can be

1 week, 4 days ago on Ducks Get Sauced

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i kinda like the Ducks' newish jerseys. more pleasing to the eye than the old ones with the wordmark and weird swoosh design. they oughta bring back the eggplant/jade throwbacks they wore for their 20th anniversary night as a permanent third jersey too

1 week, 4 days ago on Ducks Get Sauced

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@Lionel Hutz @orby demotes Kadri to the fourth line for not being north american enough

1 week, 4 days ago on Ducks Get Sauced

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you know, Randy Carlyle is in line to be fired pretty early this season if the Leafs stink. i have a pretty good guess as to who candidate #1 to replace him would be

1 week, 4 days ago on Ducks Get Sauced

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@Lionel Hutz @orby he had 7 goals in 5 years' worth of juniors, during which time he managed 732 penalty minutes

1 week, 4 days ago on Ducks Get Sauced

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@Lionel Hutz @orby nah. according to wikipedia he has a stellar total of 11 in a pro career dating back to 1999

1 week, 4 days ago on Ducks Get Sauced

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in case you need more reasons to hate Trevor Gillies, just a reminder: he sucker punched Bortuzzo during a line brawl when Bort was an AHL rookie in 09

1 week, 4 days ago on Ducks Get Sauced

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@Lionel Hutz oh well. i thought he might have been something someday. not really concerned about it now that the Pens have drafted a potential future starter in Jarry

1 week, 4 days ago on Ducks Get Sauced

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@Lionel Hutz i bet he can't wait to get picked up by another team that will also put him in the AHL

1 week, 4 days ago on Ducks Get Sauced

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BAH johnston just said they're using the same defensemen as they did against anaheim tonight. no harrington yet

1 week, 4 days ago on Clark, The Canadian Goalie

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Scuderi was paired up with Ebbett in the drills this morning, so I'd bank on him being scratched 

1 week, 4 days ago on Clark, The Canadian Goalie

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Darryl Dobbs, Nick Cotsonika and Sam McCaig from Puck Daddy all picked the Pens to make the finals and Dobbs picked them to win. hashtag media darlings

1 week, 5 days ago on Clark, The Canadian Goalie

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@Birdman79  well they play the Leafs tomorrow so we'll see

1 week, 5 days ago on Clark, The Canadian Goalie

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@Birdman79 @orby  god I forget. I hope we get a look at him soon. the pens' defense could be the best in the league next year...Letang, Maatta, Pouliot, Despres, Harrington, maybe Ehrhoff too?

1 week, 5 days ago on Clark, The Canadian Goalie

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@MrsMalkinsBorscht @orby  and the flip side is Downie is actually a competent player when he's not menacing people. it's good to have a wild card type of guy like that as opposed to a plug like Glass or some goon who can't skate or shoot

1 week, 5 days ago on Clark, The Canadian Goalie

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@Swiddy @orby  for some reason it amuses me that they were both in his face at the same time. we need a third pest and it'll be like the Hanson brothers

1 week, 5 days ago on Clark, The Canadian Goalie

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@Birdman79 @orby  I think he was originally slated to be out for at least a few months

1 week, 5 days ago on Clark, The Canadian Goalie

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it was cool to see Downie and Comeau give Kesler some shit for hitting Letang. no goonery necessary, just get in his face and make him feel like an idiot about it. didn't see a lot of that out of dudes like Glass

1 week, 5 days ago on Clark, The Canadian Goalie

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@Birdman79 @orby  Johnston is used to coaching young guys so hopefully he'll be less stodgy about getting them game time than Disco was

1 week, 5 days ago on Clark, The Canadian Goalie

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@Swiddy  I don't expect that he'll have a ton of four point games this season but it's nice to see he can still skate fast. I had no idea what to expect from him coming off a torn ACL

1 week, 5 days ago on Clark, The Canadian Goalie

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@Birdman79 @orby  bort is injured isn't he?

1 week, 5 days ago on Clark, The Canadian Goalie

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@HobeyBaker @orby  I don't see what the point of bringing him up is if they're just gonna swap him into Chorney's seat in the press box. gotta get the kid some playing time

1 week, 5 days ago on Clark, The Canadian Goalie

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so what's this I hear about the coaching staff benching Scuderi for Harrington?

1 week, 5 days ago on Clark, The Canadian Goalie

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just saw the highlights. love to see Dupuis back in 2013 form after that nasty leg injury...also Crosby sucks. and Comeau and Hornqvist suck too

1 week, 5 days ago on Clark, The Canadian Goalie

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@Leeeny i'm surprised he made it to them. carolina is desperate for forwards and they were higher in the waiver order. makes me think they're strongly considering a tank

1 week, 6 days ago on 1. Anaheim Ducks at Pittsburgh Penguins. FINALLY! HOCKEY!

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@Leeeny we could have had Saad

1 week, 6 days ago on 1. Anaheim Ducks at Pittsburgh Penguins. FINALLY! HOCKEY!

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@Lionel Hutz @orby i'm never not getting to my game (my game is being awful)

1 week, 6 days ago on 1. Anaheim Ducks at Pittsburgh Penguins. FINALLY! HOCKEY!

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i'm missing the game for a musical rehearsal tonight but still feeling festive


http://imgur.com/LUG6wUT 

1 week, 6 days ago on 1. Anaheim Ducks at Pittsburgh Penguins. FINALLY! HOCKEY!

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