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@presidentjlh  agreed. dude has fallen off a cliff

2 hours, 42 minutes ago on Playoff 2014 Gameday 2 – Blue Jackets at Pens

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i can only hope the return of Marcel Goc somehow gives a stratospheric boost to the Pens' possession game. Columbus is running roughshod over all 4 lines

2 hours, 43 minutes ago on Playoff 2014 Gameday 2 – Blue Jackets at Pens

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a fully healthy Pens power play could only cash in on one of like 7 power play opportunities against the Blue Jackets

2 hours, 47 minutes ago on Playoff 2014 Gameday 2 – Blue Jackets at Pens

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@M D H  hahaha. i see what they were going for but that's pretty funny

5 hours, 39 minutes ago on Playoff 2014 Gameday 2 – Blue Jackets at Pens

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the jackets are kinda bad

5 hours, 53 minutes ago on Playoff 2014 Gameday 2 – Blue Jackets at Pens

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@KONP @orby  i'm surprised bennett didn't shatter into a million pieces

2 days, 12 hours ago on Pens Shameful Move

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i missed some of the game but i liked the part where bennett hit that guy so hard that he gave him a nosebleed

2 days, 12 hours ago on Pens Shameful Move

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@stapler @orby  tweeted during the game

3 days, 4 hours ago on Playoff 2014 Gameday 1 – Blue Jackets at Pens post II

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lost in all this is the revelation that Neal Eats Alone is not a player  

3 days, 4 hours ago on Playoff 2014 Gameday 1 – Blue Jackets at Pens post II

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it's not even worth psyching yourself up for. if you win, you won a gimme, if you lose, you are an embarassment

3 days, 7 hours ago on Columbus’ Lines

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this is the least i've ever cared about a playoff series. it's impossible to get amped about playing the goddamn Blue Jackets

3 days, 7 hours ago on Columbus’ Lines

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@Gmus @NewYinzer  well as we all know, the team that makes the biggest deadline acquisition never underperforms in the playoffs

3 days, 15 hours ago on Columbus’ Lines

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If the Pens get the Rangers in round 2 and not the Bruins in round 3 they can make the finals. I have a really hard time seeing them winning more than one game against any of the best teams in the West, though

3 days, 15 hours ago on Columbus’ Lines

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just got back from a three-day choir tour with the Edinboro University singers. Five other dudes and I got to stay overnight at a rich old couple's enormous ranch in Kane, PA with an absurd amount of bedrooms, books, and antiques. Later found out out our host was the judge who presided over the Jerry Sandusky trial

3 days, 15 hours ago on Columbus’ Lines

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@Gmus @orby  Boone Jenner scores every time Steigy mentions his name

3 days, 15 hours ago on Columbus’ Lines

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Pittsburgh's not that good this year but they're good enough to beat fuckin' Columbus

3 days, 15 hours ago on Columbus’ Lines

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Pens in 5

3 days, 15 hours ago on Columbus’ Lines

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hahahahaha Ryan Malone

1 week ago on Game 80 – Pens Beat the Ded Wings

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@KMT59 then again, you never know...if tuukka rask gets injured the east becomes a total tossup

1 week, 1 day ago on Current Playoff Matchups

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@KMT59 all the way to the second round maybe

1 week, 1 day ago on Current Playoff Matchups

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Comedy Central should keep running "The Colbert Report," but it should just be the theme music followed by two consecutive episodes of The Eric Andre Show

1 week, 1 day ago on Current Playoff Matchups

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@shooter` @orby @Dapper Dad Man this is only vaguely related but Travis Ishikawa actually looks a lot like Garrett Jones and I was really confused the first time I saw Ishikawa on first

1 week, 1 day ago on Current Playoff Matchups

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@Dapper Dad Man @orby he will, snider and tabata aren't good enough to bury him and one of them is liable to be injured by june anyway

1 week, 1 day ago on Current Playoff Matchups

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@Gmus @orby i saw him twice. 100 mph pitches are impressive even from the bleachers

1 week, 1 day ago on Current Playoff Matchups

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if Gregory Polanco makes his MLB debut in Pittsburgh this summer I will drop everything and pay just about anything to go to that game

1 week, 1 day ago on Current Playoff Matchups

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@KLIMAS WINS @orby @shooter` coincidentally i also recently tweeted this

https://twitter.com/orbsonb/status/454284458506854404

1 week, 1 day ago on Current Playoff Matchups

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@shooter` @orby the PC term is "shoobie"

1 week, 1 day ago on Current Playoff Matchups

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@shooter` who's this asshole

1 week, 1 day ago on Current Playoff Matchups

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Ryan MIller's save percentage with the Blues is .903...Halak's is .923 with the Caps

1 week, 2 days ago on Current Playoff Matchups

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@Lindas1st  no thanks

1 week, 2 days ago on The Miracle on Turf

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@BDF @PezDOY  all in the family was good too

1 week, 2 days ago on The Miracle on Turf

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@BDF @PezDOY  Seinfeld and peak-era Always Sunny are the only sitcoms I ever really loved

1 week, 2 days ago on The Miracle on Turf

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@presidentjlh  McDonald's = worst

1 week, 2 days ago on The Miracle on Turf

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sadly these parts are just little asides, 80 percent of it is just interviews with experts. i kinda wish it was a really poorly acted Lifetime drama

1 week, 2 days ago on The Miracle on Turf

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speaking of being a teacher, i have to watch a 3 hour instructional video on child abuse in which this 35 year old man with a ponytail was supposed to be a high school student 


http://i.imgur.com/UZD5TT6.png

1 week, 2 days ago on The Miracle on Turf

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@shooter` @JenBroflovski @KONP @DoobyDoobyDoo @orby  damn that was almost simultaneous verbatim

1 week, 2 days ago on The Miracle on Turf

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@JenBroflovski @shooter` @KONP @DoobyDoobyDoo @orby  thank NCLB for that

1 week, 2 days ago on The Miracle on Turf

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@KONP @DoobyDoobyDoo @orby @JenBroflovski  zero tolerance becomes a catch-22, you don't want to create an environment where kids are afraid to stand up for themselves but you also don't want to create an environment where the school becomes a fight arena

1 week, 2 days ago on The Miracle on Turf

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@shooter`  welcome back joe vitale

1 week, 2 days ago on The Miracle on Turf

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@KONP @JenBroflovski @DoobyDoobyDoo  IMO it shouldn't even need to get to that point, kids need to be made comfortable enough with telling teachers that they're being bullied or are in danger that the aggressors get punished before it even comes to a fight

1 week, 2 days ago on The Miracle on Turf

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@JenBroflovski @DoobyDoobyDoo  agreed, teachers and administrators need to make efforts to stop stuff like this from festering. it's your job to help and protect kids, not just teach them

1 week, 2 days ago on The Miracle on Turf

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@beeline @DoobyDoobyDoo  that was glove, not toe though, so i might've missed the one you're talking about

1 week, 2 days ago on The Miracle on Turf

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@DoobyDoobyDoo  fleury's stop on alfredsson followed by this goal might be the funniest and most entertaining shootout sequence i've ever watched

1 week, 2 days ago on The Miracle on Turf

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@PezDOY  i've been there

1 week, 2 days ago on The Miracle on Turf

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@PezDOY  summation: he was drunk and trying to get laid but the girl didn't want to do it so he just stood around being drunk instead

1 week, 2 days ago on The Miracle on Turf

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@KONP @orby @J.O.  now he looks dead, but is still singing Satisfaction

1 week, 2 days ago on The Miracle on Turf

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@KONP @orby @J.O.  mick jagger once said he'd rather be dead than singing "satisfaction" at age 40

1 week, 2 days ago on The Miracle on Turf

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@Gmus @orby  mostly because I wanted David Lynch to be involved

1 week, 2 days ago on The Miracle on Turf

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@Gmus @orby  I'm kind of disappointed that we don't get to see Louis CK's fictional Late Show saga play out in real life

1 week, 2 days ago on The Miracle on Turf

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@KONP @orby @J.O.  true. stone and parker just always struck me as the types to go out on top rather than keep making the same stuff long after the novelty wore off a la Matt Groening (who is apparently worth half a billion dollars, jesus christ)

1 week, 2 days ago on The Miracle on Turf

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