I don't play hockey but i care too much about it, I DO make music but I don't care enough about it
@shooter` they're just gonna get laughed at by that dog
29 minutes ago on Game 62 – Shart Attacked
@Lionel Hutz 15 minors, 6 majors, or 3 ten-minute misconducts?
41 minutes ago on Game 62 – Shart Attacked
@M D H @LGP_ Webdings is a-okay though
48 minutes ago on Game 62 – Shart Attacked
haven't written in MLA format since high school though so i could be wrong
50 minutes ago on Game 62 – Shart Attacked
99 percent sure it does, typically all style guides ask for a uniform font/spacing
@SaintMarty @orby he's old. you gotta remember, he was a marginal player when the Pens got him off waivers in 2009. had a few solid seasons as a PKer but he's got absolutely nothing left in the tank and I can't believe he got a 2 year extension
1 hour ago on Game 62 – Shart Attacked
here's a stat. List of NHL forwards sorted by Goals For % at even strength (basically a measure of how likely a team is to score with a particular player on the ice as opposed to being scored against). These stats cover the last 3 seasons. Craig Adams is the 14th-worst forward in the league in this category - Tanner Glass, the second-worst.
1 hour, 3 minutes ago on Game 62 – Shart Attacked
1 hour, 33 minutes ago on Game 62 – Shart Attacked
apparently malkincookies and i both had migraines during the game last night. i also had a migraine earlier today. in conclusion this team gives fans migraines
1 hour, 35 minutes ago on Game 62 – Shart Attacked
@stapler @orby mehh. i'd play Vitale as fourth line center so they could put Goc on third line left wing
1 hour, 43 minutes ago on Game 62 – Shart Attacked
guessing the "other" game-time forward decision will be Pyatt vs Vitale
1 hour, 45 minutes ago on Game 62 – Shart Attacked
@JenBroflovski @stapler he'd be more likely to bench Malkin than Adams. I'm not exaggerating
1 hour, 46 minutes ago on Game 62 – Shart Attacked
@JenBroflovski @stapler i'd respect Bylsma if he benched Adams but we know it'll never happen
1 hour, 47 minutes ago on Game 62 – Shart Attacked
@AngryPanda @SaintMarty @M D H yeah the southeast Asia region isn't exactly a hotbed for airplane-based terrorism either. if it's off the radar it's on the ground
if you seriously look at the Pens' roster - even the one we'd have with a heathy Dupuis and Letang - it just doesn't stack up to the Ducks, Sharks, Blues, or Hawks. Too many weaknesses and a coach incapable of devising a scheme to make up for it.
10 hours, 2 minutes ago on New Additions to the Pens Roster
pens got obliterated last night, just like whatever team that makes it out of the east is going to get obliterated by the team that makes it out of the west. they're not good enough this year. end of story.
10 hours, 4 minutes ago on New Additions to the Pens Roster
imagine if the Pens had a reporter that accurate
2 days, 1 hour ago on Marty’s Five Things: Insanely Random Rantings from a Randomly Insane Person
lost in all this trade deadline stuff is that Boomer fucking Esiason broke St Louis to NYR more than a week ago
@Gmus @Lionel Hutz can't believe they didn't retire 22 after Jeff Taffe left
2 days, 2 hours ago on Marty’s Five Things: Insanely Random Rantings from a Randomly Insane Person
@Lionel Hutz 57 is an interesting number. ketchup fan?