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@Rage @orby @shooter` @Fudgemanners  you're right about that, but I don't think that'll stop them from throwing the book at him

14 hours, 51 minutes ago on Playoff Game 3 – Pens Pull their Heads out of their Asses

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@shooter` @Fudgemanners  i am gonna guess they'll suspend him the maximum number of games it could take for the wild to get through round 2

14 hours, 53 minutes ago on Playoff Game 3 – Pens Pull their Heads out of their Asses

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@beeline @orby @JenBroflovski  agreed, having play doh in your head is necessary

14 hours, 54 minutes ago on Playoff Game 3 – Pens Pull their Heads out of their Asses

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@JenBroflovski  Letang and Fleury have pretty similar problems, both are absurdly athletic even for professional hockey players. In terms of sheer flexibility and reaction time Fleury might be the most talented goalie in the league, and watching videos of Letang obliterating the gym makes my head spin. but both of them forget their basic fundamentals at awful times

14 hours, 55 minutes ago on Playoff Game 3 – Pens Pull their Heads out of their Asses

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@Sue-per Mo @orby  i somehow managed to get a 780 on the writing portion of the SAT

14 hours, 57 minutes ago on Playoff Game 3 – Pens Pull their Heads out of their Asses

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@Fudgemanners  i'm trying to imagine the mechanics of this and it's a really good mental workout

14 hours, 58 minutes ago on Playoff Game 3 – Pens Pull their Heads out of their Asses

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@Fudgemanners  maybe they shoved their heads so far up their asses that they broke through their stomachs. kinda like in Alien only with butts and heads instead of aliens

14 hours, 59 minutes ago on Playoff Game 3 – Pens Pull their Heads out of their Asses

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it's past its expiration date at this point but i still think Letang for Eberle would have been a pretty good fix. Circumstances conspired against it. It was too perfect for this world 

15 hours, 1 minute ago on Playoff Game 3 – Pens Pull their Heads out of their Asses

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@Apples @orby @Flip  it's like an ass singularity

15 hours, 3 minutes ago on Playoff Game 3 – Pens Pull their Heads out of their Asses

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@NHD - cagey vet  the Sedins are donezo. i would want no part of them or their contracts

15 hours, 4 minutes ago on Playoff Game 3 – Pens Pull their Heads out of their Asses

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@Apples @Flip  he's the perfect compliment for Letang. Letang is a wild man who has no idea where he is and runs around the ice like a rabid animal, whereas Scuderi is like a sleepy fat dog who refuses to get off the couch even when you shove him

15 hours, 5 minutes ago on Playoff Game 3 – Pens Pull their Heads out of their Asses

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@shooter`  that said fleury had one of the more impressive .850 sv% games you'll see yesterday. for what it's worth

15 hours, 7 minutes ago on Playoff Game 3 – Pens Pull their Heads out of their Asses

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@shooter`  if Steve Mason somehow wins a playoff series for the Flyers and the Pens can't get past Columbus, Fleury should be bought out 90 times over

15 hours, 7 minutes ago on Playoff Game 3 – Pens Pull their Heads out of their Asses

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@Rage @orby @JenBroflovski  i dunno, there are a lot of legit bottom 6 wingers available in free agency and letting orpik walk/replacing his roster spot with a burgeoning prospect could help

15 hours, 8 minutes ago on Playoff Game 3 – Pens Pull their Heads out of their Asses

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@hockeybelle @orby @JenBroflovski  he'll draft 9 defensemen, sign Petr Sykora and call it a day

15 hours, 9 minutes ago on Playoff Game 3 – Pens Pull their Heads out of their Asses

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@JenBroflovski  on the bright side most of the problems with the roster can be fixed this offseason with free agent signings

15 hours, 10 minutes ago on Playoff Game 3 – Pens Pull their Heads out of their Asses

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@Gmus @orby  having martin helps him, their styles are pretty complimentary. but also bear in mind this is Columbus they're shutting down. not exactly the '84 Oilers

15 hours, 11 minutes ago on Playoff Game 3 – Pens Pull their Heads out of their Asses

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scuderi, on the other hand, is basically a less useful Hal Gill at this point

15 hours, 11 minutes ago on Playoff Game 3 – Pens Pull their Heads out of their Asses

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i have no real complaints about brooks orpik's performance in these games. for better or worse, it's obvious that he conserves energy during the regular season so he can play his best in the postseason.


i don't think he'll be back either way. it'd be cool if he could end his tenure on a high note.

15 hours, 12 minutes ago on Playoff Game 3 – Pens Pull their Heads out of their Asses

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@shooter`  fitting, because hindsight is also 2020

15 hours, 15 minutes ago on Playoff Game 3 – Pens Pull their Heads out of their Asses

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@JenBroflovski  this post made me think about Ragsblog Kevin

16 hours, 9 minutes ago on NHL Playoff Team Fandom Decided by Facebook

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@M D H @hockeybelle @I Hate Shoes  i liked Sam Raimi's Spider Mans (1 and 2 anyway) cause they were very light and comic booky, a grim tone really doesn't suit Spider Man

1 day, 6 hours ago on NHL Playoff Team Fandom Decided by Facebook

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@M D H @hockeybelle @I Hate Shoes  everyone wants to make the Dark Knight now

1 day, 6 hours ago on NHL Playoff Team Fandom Decided by Facebook

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@I Hate Shoes @bgw  i think he was talking about the show haha

1 day, 7 hours ago on NHL Playoff Team Fandom Decided by Facebook

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paul martin has 6 assists in 3 games

1 day, 7 hours ago on NHL Playoff Team Fandom Decided by Facebook

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trade crosby for ovechkin. trade malkin for ovechkin's mom

1 day, 9 hours ago on Playoff 2014 Gameday 3 – Pens at Blue Jackets

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@DoobyDoobyDoo  save percentage is more telling than GAA but that's bad too

1 day, 9 hours ago on Playoff 2014 Gameday 3 – Pens at Blue Jackets

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@JenBroflovski  both teams are very different now

1 day, 9 hours ago on Playoff 2014 Gameday 3 – Pens at Blue Jackets

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@JenBroflovski @orby  too long ago to even matter at this point

1 day, 9 hours ago on Playoff 2014 Gameday 3 – Pens at Blue Jackets

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if the Pens lose this series we can no longer laugh about the Caps' playoff woes because this would be infinitely worse than all of those

1 day, 9 hours ago on Playoff 2014 Gameday 3 – Pens at Blue Jackets

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@SaintCookies  if sid is playing with a concussion the entire medical staff needs to be burned at the stake

1 day, 9 hours ago on Playoff 2014 Gameday 3 – Pens at Blue Jackets

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obviously the Pens need to trade Malkin and sign Bylsma to a 20 year extension

1 day, 9 hours ago on Playoff 2014 Gameday 3 – Pens at Blue Jackets

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if the Pens lose this series i will be locked in an insane cry/laugh forever

1 day, 10 hours ago on Playoff 2014 Gameday 3 – Pens at Blue Jackets

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@Hoss  there is zero reason to ever update itunes, it never gets any better and the old versions never stop playing music

1 day, 12 hours ago on Playoff Game 2 – Jackets Call in the Calvert-ry

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methinks the grilled cheese is getting too moldy

2 days, 12 hours ago on Playoff Game 1 – Pens Draw First Blood

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here is what i'd do.


1.) Bench Rob Scuderi and play Robert Bortuzzo. Orpik has actually been decent ish in these two games - at least he still hits people when it's needed - but Scuderi has been utterly abominable.


2.) Put Martin and Letang on the points on the first power play. It's obvious the Pens need two defensemen back there to prevent shorthanded rushes. Put Niskanen and Maatta on the second. roll Crosby-Malkin-Neal-Letang-Martin, Jokinen-Kunitz-Bennett-Niskanen-Maatta. 

2 days, 19 hours ago on Playoff Game 1 – Pens Draw First Blood

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@presidentjlh  agreed. dude has fallen off a cliff

3 days, 6 hours ago on Playoff 2014 Gameday 2 – Blue Jackets at Pens

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i can only hope the return of Marcel Goc somehow gives a stratospheric boost to the Pens' possession game. Columbus is running roughshod over all 4 lines

3 days, 6 hours ago on Playoff 2014 Gameday 2 – Blue Jackets at Pens

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a fully healthy Pens power play could only cash in on one of like 7 power play opportunities against the Blue Jackets

3 days, 6 hours ago on Playoff 2014 Gameday 2 – Blue Jackets at Pens

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@M D H  hahaha. i see what they were going for but that's pretty funny

3 days, 9 hours ago on Playoff 2014 Gameday 2 – Blue Jackets at Pens

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the jackets are kinda bad

3 days, 9 hours ago on Playoff 2014 Gameday 2 – Blue Jackets at Pens

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@KONP @orby  i'm surprised bennett didn't shatter into a million pieces

5 days, 15 hours ago on Pens Shameful Move

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i missed some of the game but i liked the part where bennett hit that guy so hard that he gave him a nosebleed

5 days, 15 hours ago on Pens Shameful Move

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@stapler @orby  tweeted during the game

6 days, 7 hours ago on Playoff 2014 Gameday 1 – Blue Jackets at Pens post II

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lost in all this is the revelation that Neal Eats Alone is not a player  

6 days, 7 hours ago on Playoff 2014 Gameday 1 – Blue Jackets at Pens post II

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