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Playing NHL 15 with my buddy when his mom walks into his room.

"Who ya playing with?"

"Dicktoucher."

"Nick Dillon!?"

1 hour, 33 minutes ago on Goals so dirty you’ll need to take a shower after you watch

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@PezDOY @ Dillon I should definitely be around then.

Still looking for a Hezen Vengeance.

6 hours, 12 minutes ago on Goals so dirty you’ll need to take a shower after you watch

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@PezDOY @ Dillon Should be. You said sometime Friday night, right?

6 hours, 13 minutes ago on Goals so dirty you’ll need to take a shower after you watch

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@PezDOY @ Dillon Explains why they don't show up for the playoffs then, XD

6 hours, 13 minutes ago on Goals so dirty you’ll need to take a shower after you watch

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Just throwing this out there, but does it surprise anyone how it seems the Pens ALWAYS bring their A game in the regular season against the Bruins?

Like, why them? Why not a team like Philly or the Isles?

6 hours, 17 minutes ago on Goals so dirty you’ll need to take a shower after you watch

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The wheels on the bus go roun... Oh fuck.

http://i.imgur.com/BSA9W8J.gif

21 hours, 21 minutes ago on Goals so dirty you’ll need to take a shower after you watch

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@WetShoes @ Dillon I don't remember that because I didn't watch during the Anonymous GM shit. I just knew it was shit.

21 hours, 22 minutes ago on Goals so dirty you’ll need to take a shower after you watch

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I blame you, Hutz.

21 hours, 26 minutes ago on Goals so dirty you’ll need to take a shower after you watch

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How would you even explain this? Other than showing them the actual text.

http://i.imgur.com/j1LvgZb.jpg

21 hours, 41 minutes ago on Goals so dirty you’ll need to take a shower after you watch

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@AngryPanda YOU WOULD LIKE TO FUCK ME AND EVERYTHING AROUND ME.

YOU PROBABLY EVEN WANT TO FUCK MY DOG, DON"T YOU? 

SICK BASTARD.

21 hours, 47 minutes ago on Goals so dirty you’ll need to take a shower after you watch

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@AngryPanda I fucking hate all of you.

21 hours, 47 minutes ago on Goals so dirty you’ll need to take a shower after you watch

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I lied, I'm just going to watch more TV.

http://i.imgur.com/G8R2Fq5.gif

21 hours, 50 minutes ago on Goals so dirty you’ll need to take a shower after you watch

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I'm going to make this MY thread if no one posts here soon.

21 hours, 51 minutes ago on Goals so dirty you’ll need to take a shower after you watch

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I think Kane has a fetish for being squirted with ketchup and mustard, too.

21 hours, 51 minutes ago on Goals so dirty you’ll need to take a shower after you watch

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"HEY KANE! YOU FORGOT YOUR NUTS! STOO-PID!"


21 hours, 52 minutes ago on Goals so dirty you’ll need to take a shower after you watch

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@BDF Been there, done that.

21 hours, 55 minutes ago on Gameday 20 – Pens at Bruins

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@bgw @AngryPanda Suuuuuuck iiiiiiiiit!

21 hours, 56 minutes ago on Gameday 20 – Pens at Bruins

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@AngryPanda THAT'S HOW YOU DO.

21 hours, 56 minutes ago on Gameday 20 – Pens at Bruins

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@Lionel Hutz @Sue-per Mo dirk serd

21 hours, 57 minutes ago on Gameday 20 – Pens at Bruins

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Go retweet it, for stuff. And things.

21 hours, 57 minutes ago on Gameday 20 – Pens at Bruins

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@presidentjlh Don't die.

21 hours, 59 minutes ago on Gameday 20 – Pens at Bruins

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@Sue-per Mo He's drunk. Forgive him.

At least he isn't on the road.

22 hours, 1 minute ago on Gameday 20 – Pens at Bruins

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Dany Heatley always makes things better.

https://twitter.com/DanyAllStar15/status/537085142934630400

22 hours, 3 minutes ago on Gameday 20 – Pens at Bruins

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@NewYinzer Nipples.

22 hours, 8 minutes ago on Gameday 20 – Pens at Bruins

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@JenBroflovski Soon they're going to start popping bubble wrap and act like bombs are going off.

22 hours, 8 minutes ago on Gameday 20 – Pens at Bruins

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@stapler Best

22 hours, 12 minutes ago on Gameday 20 – Pens at Bruins

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Shut the fuck up, Big Show.

22 hours, 29 minutes ago on Gameday 20 – Pens at Bruins

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Crowd starts chanting "CM Punk"

King - "Oh, here it goes."

22 hours, 38 minutes ago on Gameday 20 – Pens at Bruins

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@neilcity The Steelers played a hockey team?

22 hours, 43 minutes ago on Gameday 20 – Pens at Bruins

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Sergernt Slerter

22 hours, 51 minutes ago on Gameday 20 – Pens at Bruins

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WWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

22 hours, 52 minutes ago on Gameday 20 – Pens at Bruins

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@AngryPanda @Y2RJ He cool.

22 hours, 53 minutes ago on Gameday 20 – Pens at Bruins

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@AngryPanda @Y2RJ He shows up at the most random guys, but unlike that other fucker, he doesn't show up to bitch about a bad game.

22 hours, 53 minutes ago on Gameday 20 – Pens at Bruins

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@Y2RJ Oh look, this crazy fucker.

22 hours, 53 minutes ago on Gameday 20 – Pens at Bruins

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Rusev going to say the Pledge of Allegiance. Can't wait.

22 hours, 54 minutes ago on Gameday 20 – Pens at Bruins

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Downie is going to end up getting the only penalty from this tiny scrum.

22 hours, 56 minutes ago on Gameday 20 – Pens at Bruins

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@Lindas1st Hornqvist is a dirty hobbit?

22 hours, 59 minutes ago on Gameday 20 – Pens at Bruins

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Fucking end them now.

23 hours ago on Gameday 20 – Pens at Bruins

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@JenBroflovski welp

23 hours, 1 minute ago on Gameday 20 – Pens at Bruins

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