LiveFyre enjoys anal intercourse with hung horses. That is all.
@KLIMAS WINS @ Dillon We still write our shit down instead of using a computer because only the higher ups have work e-mail to actually use the clocking in system.
Just forge the shit and leave 5-10 minutes early. Boss leaves an hour before everyone else so it's easy as hell to get away with.
He's usually scouting the place out in the morning though.
3 hours, 2 minutes ago on Happy Halloween 2014
@AngryPanda @Hoss Somehow this reply is a minute OLDER than the post you're replying to.
3 hours, 7 minutes ago on Happy Halloween 2014
@KLIMAS WINS Oh, and good luck with the whole making your flight thing,t oo.
3 hours, 8 minutes ago on Happy Halloween 2014
@KLIMAS WINS Wait what?
@neilcity @ Dillon Yes, I guess. What exactly are you doing surveillance of?
4 hours, 25 minutes ago on Happy Halloween 2014
@AngryPanda @ Dillon Well, I guess it's just to show he hasn't really been bad as he's looked. He'll probably pick up on the offense.
4 hours, 29 minutes ago on Happy Halloween 2014
@AngryPanda Ehrhoff leads the team in plus/minus.
4 hours, 31 minutes ago on Happy Halloween 2014
@neilcity @ Dillon I'm laughing my ass off at the photo your dad (I'm assuming) tagged you in, and I'm not sure exactly what I'm laughing at.
4 hours, 32 minutes ago on Happy Halloween 2014
My mom buys like $100 worth of candy every year and barely get more than like 10 kids.
It's so amazing because then we have candy out the ass for like a month.
4 hours, 40 minutes ago on Happy Halloween 2014
6 hours, 28 minutes ago on Happy Halloween 2014
@bgw Yeah, I'm not paying for Netflix.
You can already see I wouldn't use it much.
6 hours, 39 minutes ago on Happy Halloween 2014
@KLIMAS WINS @ Dillon Find me a stream, motherfuckers.
6 hours, 44 minutes ago on Happy Halloween 2014
@KLIMAS WINS Would you believe me if I told you that I never seen A Nightmare Before Christmas?
6 hours, 46 minutes ago on Happy Halloween 2014
@Dapper Dad Man I think you'd be pretty fucking nuts to WANT to talk to me, but I'll be lurking.
7 hours, 20 minutes ago on Pens Exorcise The Devils
Apparently Christian Ehrhoff leads the team in plus/minus with a plus 5 even though he's kinda looked like sloppy ballsack.
Keep it up, and start scoring.
10 hours, 4 minutes ago on Pens Exorcise The Devils
14 hours, 35 minutes ago on Pens Exorcise The Devils
@Lionel Hutz I'm... Not even gunna touch that.
14 hours, 38 minutes ago on Pens Exorcise The Devils
some wildebeest from high school that I never actually knew outside of her being a friend's cousin and also being a wildebeest added me on FB. I accepted. Now she's liking every fucking thing I post related to hockey.
14 hours, 41 minutes ago on Pens Exorcise The Devils
I was going to leave until I remembered both coworkers took half hour breaks they weren't suppose to. Hour lunch, bitches. Gotta deal with me for like 15 more minutes.
14 hours, 47 minutes ago on Pens Exorcise The Devils
boss off today. Friday. No work.
Today is a great day.
15 hours, 4 minutes ago on Pens Exorcise The Devils
Just remembered my boss is off tomorrow.
1 day, 5 hours ago on Pens Exorcise The Devils
In other news, Hossa has 1000... fuck you Hutz.
1 day, 5 hours ago on Gameday 9 – Kings at Pens
@Birdman79 @Dillon Participation trophy, lmfao
@SaintMarty I don't go to bars to score.
I go to the homeless shelter.
Still doesn't work.
Mom did wake me up at 1am by stomping down the hall like an elephant, though, and then right as I'm about to fall back asleep screamed at the dog like she was being murdered.
So my heart was racing and I couldn't sleep for like another 45 minutes.
@shooter` So are you saying they won in a shootout tonight?
@Hoss Maybe do it a 3rd time for good measure.
make sure they seen it.
@Hoss Hahahahaha, I remember when we used to nuke sites with gifs.
1 day, 5 hours ago on Dan Haren Exercises His 2015 Option
@HunterStricklandsOedipalComplex @ Dillon OT goal.
He thought he got pushed into the net, but his own momentum carried him in.
@Hoss @ Dillon Too late.
I don't give a shit if Quick wasn't playing.
Damnit, Adams. WHy did you have to take the penalty with 1:11 left?
How are you going to score out of the box now?
Geno in murder mode.
1 day, 6 hours ago on Gameday 9 – Kings at Pens
Rossi has a good point for once.
Missed this one.
@Hoss I actually had a picture of horse feed but apparently I deleted it, so figured I might as well be useful.
Maybe that's just how he stands while protecting the net.
That hurt Maatta.
@NHD I won't let Hoss use my Steam account.
I paid money for those games.
@Hoss Just grabbed it real quick.
@SaintMarty @ Dillon I'm pretty sure Geno could rip someone's throat out if they pissed him off enough.
@SaintMarty Like saying Geno isn't a tough guy.
What a fucking shift.
@Sue-per Mo No one.
@Gmus @ Dillon I wouldn't want to fight Donkey Kong, myself.
@JenBroflovski He fucking grabbed Geno and tried to throw punches.
What was Geno going to do?