LiveFyre enjoys anal intercourse with hung horses. That is all.
@NewYinzer @Apples @Hoss I tried to get a Don Hertzfeldt - "Rejected" vibe to them, and they just ended up sucking.
Still got on the air somehow.
1 hour, 50 minutes ago on AO Sign Expo
@NewYinzer @Apples @Hoss Damn fucking right.
1 hour, 51 minutes ago on AO Sign Expo
@NewYinzer @Hoss What about Apples commercials?
1 hour, 52 minutes ago on AO Sign Expo
@AngryPanda So, how many damn hoops do you have to jump through to actually buy a suppressor, anyway?
1 hour, 54 minutes ago on AO Sign Expo
@AngryPanda That's the best thing I ever heard.
1 hour, 55 minutes ago on AO Sign Expo
@NewYinzer @Apples I connect to Rage Quit so much because that's basically me playing an NHL game.
2 hours, 4 minutes ago on AO Sign Expo
@NewYinzer @Apples Rage Quit is the best thing since ever. Red vs Blue, don't even have to say anything.
2 hours, 6 minutes ago on AO Sign Expo
@presidentjlh Now go buy Destiny and play the "Peter Dinklage Drinking Game."
Every time Dinklage reads a line that sounds like he doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about, take a drink.
You'll have alcohol poisoning before you complete the 3rd mission.
2 hours, 20 minutes ago on AO Sign Expo
@Lionel Hutz @Apples Like I haven't seen that yet.
Just sets up perfectly for Rollins to be cutting a promo about Reigns and a surprise Ambrose return one day early for an impromptu match and/or beatdown.
2 hours, 26 minutes ago on AO Sign Expo
So fucking stupid I couldn't help but laugh my ass off.
2 hours, 28 minutes ago on AO Sign Expo
everything I hear and see from Harrington makes me super excited. Showed great hands and defensive awareness today apparently, and absolutely torched Adams in the corner with the puck.
4 hours, 54 minutes ago on AO Sign Expo
@Zoltan_(Birdman) @Apples fucking right. Chowing Down on one of those peppers right now
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@bgw Fuck you.
17 hours, 45 minutes ago on AO Sign Expo
@WetShoes @bgw Must be your dream job.
20 hours, 11 minutes ago on AO Sign Expo
@not_Yanni @Apples would be pretty cool
1 day, 2 hours ago on Pens New 3rd Jerseys 2014-15
@not_Yanni @Apples thinking about it now, and I'd say actually pretty good considering it falls on Sept. 19th every year.
today is talk like a pirate day. Totally forgot
I'd buy like 3 of each @Gmus
@Swiddy swear to god the only reason he said yes to the Caps was the money and to troll them by knowingly being terrible.
1 day, 3 hours ago on Pens New 3rd Jerseys 2014-15
Aight I'm out
1 day, 5 hours ago on Pens New 3rd Jerseys 2014-15
Giroux suffered a lower body injury. Must have had a 4 hour boner from wishing he was a Penguin.
@Blackout. @Apples at least I wasn't giving the cryptarch a rimjob for legendaries
@Blackout. @Apples I don't like you. Forgot to tell you that before you got off
@Blackout. Buy it. No one will judge you
Hoss, you weren't online last night, were you? Because I don't want to feel like a dick for snubbing you to play Destiny with blackout.
@JenBroflovski @Apples I was hoping the white dude won but the black dude outsmarted him. I'm at like half chub because of it.
did my jenga comment get deleted? Dafuq?
Anyway, was watching dudes play giant jenga. It was really entertaining
@CFA_27 @Apples give it until about 1 30
Update. Still have a hard dick.
Also, free lunch day at work WOOOOOO
see you fuckers at lunch.
1 day, 8 hours ago on Pens New 3rd Jerseys 2014-15
my dick is so hard right now everyone. This concludes Apples' 9:30 comment.
This is kinda cool.
1 day, 23 hours ago on A Look At The 2014-2015 Pittsburgh Penguins. Part I.
@Lionel Hutz @Torpedo_Vegas You should probably get that checked out.
@AngryPanda @Torpedo_Vegas @bgw Nope.
@AngryPanda @Torpedo_Vegas Asked my buddy at work the same question today. I was just like, "Did everyone just stop giving a flying fuck?"
@presidentjlh @shooter` CNN
2 days ago on A Look At The 2014-2015 Pittsburgh Penguins. Part I.
@Lionel Hutz @AngryPanda Against the Islanders.
@AngryPanda He said Si a yesterday or sumtin.
@shooter` TIL the Rock's father is from Nova Scotia.
@SaintMarty Maybe the USSR.
@KMT59 5FDP best punch.
@JenBroflovski @Apples I just... What.
2 days, 2 hours ago on A Look At The 2014-2015 Pittsburgh Penguins. Part I.
It's so fucking obvious. How can you not see it, @JenBroflovski ? The system is holding the black man down still, and the only way they can lash out is by beating their loved ones in private. It's all a part of the system so they can then find out about the beatings and throw them in jail!
Y u no want talk Pez?
Killing someone because they're hungover? A little extreme if you ask me.
While we're talking about games, man I really want the next Borderlands. Released a 10 minute trailer narrated by Hammerlock and Mr. Torgue. Haven't seen it myself but seems fun. I think it's time to upgrade my PC because I'm not planning on paying ps3 any time soon, or at least hope it comes later for current gen.
2 days, 5 hours ago on A Look At The 2014-2015 Pittsburgh Penguins. Part I.
Yeah. Blackout and his buddy wanted to try the Raid but I ain't 26 yet, so I'll hop on my Titan or hunter.