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5 hours, 22 minutes ago on Minnesota Wild Season Tickets Season Ending Celebration

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Had to get to the "Hear it from the fans" section to actually find funny shit in the Pittsburgh article.

6 hours ago on Minnesota Wild Season Tickets Season Ending Celebration

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@Dapper Dad Man @Apples I don't mind Summer or Winter. I've always said that I want to move somewhere that is either one extreme or the other.

6 hours, 9 minutes ago on Minnesota Wild Season Tickets Season Ending Celebration

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There was a dude that used to deliver the Philadelphia mail every once in a while at work, when they still paid a delivery company to drive from Philadelphia to Pittsburgh every day, before they decided to go the cheaper route by having it flown into Pittsburgh and then the airport causing retarded and pointless delays that our supervisors like to blame us for... But anyway, this dude was a Flyers fan and a Ravens fan. He was the most arrogant son of a bitch I had the displeasure to know. Always so damn full of himself, talking shit about how he didn't care about no cops tryin' to pull him over and that's why he always got everything there so fast (actually, he usually got there around 1:30pm or 2pm, and 2pm was the "cutoff" time for when it was suppose to arrive). Always tried flirting with my co-worker Miss Jo, but just came off as a retard. He also would never put the boxes of the Philadelphia mail on the table unless Miss Jo was there, and didn't let me help, as if to show off. Then, on weekends he'd deliver when I was by myself, he would just sit there and stare at me until I did it without even offering any help (which isn't a problem, they aren't heavy, I don't mind lifting them. Most delivery drivers do it as a courtesy kind of thing I guess, though, unless there is a reason they need help or need me to lift it).


There is only one other person I can truly think of that I knew that I physically wanted to scar/damage for the rest of their life. The other kid was some piece of shit I knew in high school that dropped out after 9th grade because he was a fucking retard and no one liked him other than the fact he knew a bunch of people to get drugs or alcohol from.

6 hours, 11 minutes ago on Minnesota Wild Season Tickets Season Ending Celebration

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@Dapper Dad Man Summer decided to show up at the last minute.

6 hours, 15 minutes ago on Minnesota Wild Season Tickets Season Ending Celebration

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A few days ago I went to the Ravens homepage and watched footage of Joe Flacco during a press conference. Upon being asked some shitty question about "how the team's preseason success will affect their regular season", Joe shook his head slightly and started to reply with "...I don't know..." He then stopped, looking immediately ashamed/embarrassed and followed up with, "Ah man, they told me to stop saying that. Every time there's a highlight of me talking to the press, I'm saying ' I don't know'. I'm not supposed to say that anymore". This is our quarterback.

6 hours, 24 minutes ago on Minnesota Wild Season Tickets Season Ending Celebration

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@Dapper Dad Man Snickered at a few things, but most of it just seems like hate for the sake of hate.

6 hours, 34 minutes ago on Minnesota Wild Season Tickets Season Ending Celebration

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@Dapper Dad Man I started reading and was laughing up to the point of "What has always sucked," and decided to see how the Steelers one was.

I don't know if it's some sort of embedded thought process because I'm a Steelers fan and fucking loathe the Ravens, but it's terribly unfunny compared to the Ravens one.

6 hours, 35 minutes ago on Minnesota Wild Season Tickets Season Ending Celebration

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@Torpedo_Vegas Diablo III, except on PS4.

6 hours, 40 minutes ago on Minnesota Wild Season Tickets Season Ending Celebration

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@Dapper Dad Man @Apples I had one to begin with?

6 hours, 41 minutes ago on Minnesota Wild Season Tickets Season Ending Celebration

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Mostly because my phone battery has been being a fuckass lately and I needed something to do on the bus to work, but now I've just been reading to read.

6 hours, 43 minutes ago on Minnesota Wild Season Tickets Season Ending Celebration

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Dapper, you always yelled at me to start reading the ASOIAF books, so I have.

6 hours, 44 minutes ago on Minnesota Wild Season Tickets Season Ending Celebration

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@KLIMAS WINS I wish I knew what you were referring to.

7 hours, 1 minute ago on Minnesota Wild Season Tickets Season Ending Celebration

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@WetShoes @Lionel Hutz @SaintMarty And you were still in momma's ballsa...

Daddy's ballsack.

7 hours, 33 minutes ago on Minnesota Wild Season Tickets Season Ending Celebration

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The Statue of Liberty?! Where are we?!

7 hours, 54 minutes ago on Minnesota Wild Season Tickets Season Ending Celebration

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@Villan  I played the bongos on my own ass.

8 hours, 1 minute ago on Minnesota Wild Season Tickets Season Ending Celebration

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@Villan @Lionel Hutz NO SPOI... Fuck it. It's from 2001.

8 hours, 1 minute ago on Minnesota Wild Season Tickets Season Ending Celebration

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@BIah Yeah? Well screw you, too.

8 hours, 12 minutes ago on Minnesota Wild Season Tickets Season Ending Celebration

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Sister-in-Law wants an SUV.

Incoming brother asking to borrow money from me.

8 hours, 22 minutes ago on Minnesota Wild Season Tickets Season Ending Celebration

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All in favor for banning @M D H for that gif say "Suck a fuck, Apples"

8 hours, 33 minutes ago on Minnesota Wild Season Tickets Season Ending Celebration

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@Lionel Hutz @Apples Being able to actually knock over the goalie while they're covering the puck instead of looking like a newborn running into Brock Lesnar is the best part about it to me.

8 hours, 37 minutes ago on Minnesota Wild Season Tickets Season Ending Celebration

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@Lionel Hutz @Apples Got a boarding penalty for hitting the boards and falling over, and got an interference called on my for going for the puck and being hit by a dude that came from the blue line and drove towards the slot and ran into me. I'm sure EA will fix that about 2 months after the game gets released.

8 hours, 39 minutes ago on Minnesota Wild Season Tickets Season Ending Celebration

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@Lionel Hutz @Apples Same shit, new name. Better presentation and graphics. Deking a little more refined. If you have a next gen system, much better because the physics are enhanced and every player is actually live and can hit/trip over each other. Don't care to play enough to find any of the smaller differences that haven't been already announced. Zero percent chance of buying because no EASHL.

8 hours, 41 minutes ago on Minnesota Wild Season Tickets Season Ending Celebration

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@NewYinzer Like 5 years ago.

8 hours, 49 minutes ago on Minnesota Wild Season Tickets Season Ending Celebration

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Well, I had my fun playing 3 games of the demo and then deleting it.

8 hours, 49 minutes ago on Minnesota Wild Season Tickets Season Ending Celebration

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@M D H What the fuck.

9 hours, 2 minutes ago on Minnesota Wild Season Tickets Season Ending Celebration

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"IT'S KITTY CORNERED IN!"

When in fucks name has Doc ever fucking said that, ever?

9 hours, 14 minutes ago on Minnesota Wild Season Tickets Season Ending Celebration

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@NewYinzer Sounds like Doc had a gun to his head when he was reading the horrible play by play script they had for him.

9 hours, 21 minutes ago on Minnesota Wild Season Tickets Season Ending Celebration

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They're reviving Full House, with original cast.

*blinks*

9 hours, 25 minutes ago on Minnesota Wild Season Tickets Season Ending Celebration

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You can light mups in NHL 15, if that interests anyone.


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*crickets*

9 hours, 40 minutes ago on Minnesota Wild Season Tickets Season Ending Celebration

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Downloaded NHL 15 demo and jumped into practice mode.

Favorite part is shooting the puck into Lundqvist's glove, then as he's covering the puck ramming him into the back of the net and making him lose the puck in the process.

Shame that EA decided to remove EASHL from next-gen and I won't be playing it and laughing my ass off with my buddies when we accidentally or purposely run the other team's goalie.

9 hours, 48 minutes ago on Minnesota Wild Season Tickets Season Ending Celebration

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@Lionel Hutz STAY WITH 14 AND ALL THE HORRIBLE BUGS THAT WILL ALSO BE IN NHL 15 IF YOU BUY IT.

10 hours, 24 minutes ago on Minnesota Wild Season Tickets Season Ending Celebration

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@Lionel Hutz @Apples DON'T DO IT, HUTZ. DON'T GIVE IN. DON'T BUY IT.

10 hours, 24 minutes ago on Minnesota Wild Season Tickets Season Ending Celebration

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EA- "so sell your game to us. What will it include?"

Developer- "well we're aiming for A, B and C and if we're really lucky we'll add in D! (;)) "

EA - "That's great! The game will ship with A. B will be great in the season pass! C is microtransaction heaven! And D, boy oh boy D is gonna make a sweet Retail exclusive for Game stop!"

Developer- *bends over and takes it with little to no choice*

10 hours, 27 minutes ago on Minnesota Wild Season Tickets Season Ending Celebration

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Jesus. Actually embracing one of the major reasons everyone fucking hates the cunts. https://twitter.com/IGN/status/504381008285007872

10 hours, 28 minutes ago on Minnesota Wild Season Tickets Season Ending Celebration

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@comic book guy Insinuating Hutz had sex with your mom and not just have a pleasant evening together.

10 hours, 31 minutes ago on Minnesota Wild Season Tickets Season Ending Celebration

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@comic book guy fattest fuck ever

10 hours, 37 minutes ago on Minnesota Wild Season Tickets Season Ending Celebration

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@bgw @Apples @Blackout. That's what you want us to think.

13 hours, 1 minute ago on Minnesota Wild Season Tickets Season Ending Celebration

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@NHD  @Rage @comic book guy @PezDOY I think the biggest problem is he never fully recovered from shattering his ankle. I'm also grabbing at things and hoping it's true because he was so god awful last year that I almost burnt my shersey.

16 hours, 24 minutes ago on Minnesota Wild Season Tickets Season Ending Celebration

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Pittsburgh was named the most livable city in the continental U.S., but also named  the city with the worst drivers out of all "small cities."

16 hours, 28 minutes ago on Minnesota Wild Season Tickets Season Ending Celebration

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@NHD  @Apples Yeah, that's why I said he wouldn't be ready for the start of the season.

16 hours, 30 minutes ago on Minnesota Wild Season Tickets Season Ending Celebration

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@NHD  @Apples Could've been one of the d-men that could've came in and possibly taken over that spot that Maatta leaves until he was ready.

16 hours, 33 minutes ago on Minnesota Wild Season Tickets Season Ending Celebration

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