Pens fan since 95 and native Houstonian.
No, we have lives and actual wives that aren't ring girls at amateur boxing night.
3 months, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/quick-cap-season-over-rangers-in-game-7.html
@Say My Name So you cropped out the tranny's tuck, but there's still a muffintop, nasty fake-ass titties and that cumrag of a shirt she's wearing...
Now, now...whores get PAID. She's just the neighborhood slut.
After all, her husband would rather be trolling on the internet than touching her.
Oh...well, maybe she's on the phone with Mariano already...
I mean, look how close she's standing next to Rivera. He probably knows what kind of underwear she has on.
I bet @bringbackbuekeboom 's wife likes black men. She's TOTALLY a model, dude!
But she's a MODEL!!!
But they have model wives!!!
Wish their fans were as classy.
But their _schedule_!?!
Jacques Martin is probably itching for the opportunity.
You're the one on another team's blog trolling, and _he's_ the loser? Get a life, kid. Shouldn't you be studying for your algebra test? Get the fuck outta here with that limpdick bullshit.
Good thing you have a good goaltender. Have fun getting your shitstain asses beaten in the ECF, jagoff.
Do it, boys.
3 months, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/playoff-gameday-round-two-game-seven-new-york-rangers-pittsburgh-penguins.html
@dvo The Russian knuckle-dragger in Washington leaves his feet on nearly every hit and no one says shit.
4 months, 4 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/eddie-olczyk-throws-his-hat-into-the-crazy-person-ring.html
@Big Bad Bruins Hey you finished your sentence! Good job!
5 months, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/quick-cap-pens-win-a-thriller-in-ot-4-3.html
@cblack66 That coaching change came mid-February. I honestly think it's too late into the season for that at this point.
5 months, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/
@The_Enantiomer @cwfutureboy Danka
1 year, 6 months ago on Pittsburgh Penguins Gameday 19 - Tampa Bay Lightning
@The_Enantiomer Got a link? Hockeyburgh isn't broadcasting tonight. :(
1 year, 7 months ago on QUICK CAP: Isles beat inferior Pens team, 4-1
WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK.
Did I see Flower DUCK the puck on that 4th goal?
Good god, stoosh. Please leave Mama Fratelli out of of the posts from now on!Otherwise, fully committed.Let's wreck the Liffs tonight.
1 year, 7 months ago on Tuesdays With Stoosh - 1.22.2013
In my first Be A Pro season on NHL 13 and on a line with my created pro and Geno, he and 71 were #s 4 and 1 respectively in goals with Duper having 43 goals and 100+ points.
1 year, 7 months ago on Things you forgot: Pascal's points streak
@Adam12 @malkincookies7124 What agenda would that be?
2 years ago on GIFs of the season: 26 days until camp | Aug2012
Defamation? DEFAMATION?!Dude, don't go to Reddit or 4chan. They'll eat your fucking lunch.PS-Welcome to the internet.
2 years, 1 month ago on Bleacher report author is very upset and claims we defamed him | July2012
@Leeeny @J.O. @JonKlimasIsNOT_A_BRONY THIS. First show on Tuesday. Matinee price, maximum of 10 people.
2 years, 1 month ago on Scott Parker is everything that is wrong with hockey... and society
Had my first day at the new job today. It went extremely well and it's gonna keep being a kickass day until it's midnight. Let's Go, Pens!
2 years, 4 months ago on Playoff Gameday - Round One, Game Five - Flyers | April 2012
@NYguinsfan @Pam Poovey(j9) I was privvy to the Super Sneak preview of The Avengers in Imax 3D last Saturday. OH MY GOD. So freaking good.
2 years, 4 months ago on Link City: No suspension for Rinaldo | April 2012
@Flip @Maddhatter Trade Staal for ANOTHER winger for Sid.
2 years, 4 months ago on RECAP: GAME FOUR: We're not in Kansas anymore. PENS WIN. | April 2012
@Guinning @Paul Martins PuCk Has anyone heard of him getting a hearing? I haven't.
When Rinaldo ran Michalek I literally stood up on the foot rest of my stool, clapped as loudly as I could and yelled: "The Philadelphia Flyers are BACK, ladies and gentlemen!", and started singing the "Welcome Back Kotter" theme song. The 40 or so Philthy fans in attendance were not happy. Especially when I did it again when Kubina wanted in on the trash time. It was a thing of beauty if I do say so. Wish someone would've gotten it on video.
Hey Ho, Let's Go Pens!
2 years, 4 months ago on Playoff Gameday - Round One, Game Four - Flyers | April 2012
@WetShoes and cockroaches, fleas and mostquitos.
2 years, 4 months ago on READ OF THE DAY: SI Article on officiating | April 2012
@YinzerinCT I've done this on many occasions. I'll do it right here.This is after I hit return.It shows up properly on my screen and after it posts it just puts the sentence directly after the previous one.This entire post shows up in my text box as having linebreaks.Let's see if it works.And, yes, my return button works every where else on the internets.
@YinzerinCT @JenBroflovski @NYguinsfan I was just about to say this...too bad his booming shots were nearly shattering the glass instead of Bryz's glove hand.
@Midnight Rider Please read the first freaking sentence...
I'm gonna put this out there, flames be damned (and since I can't seem to find anywhere on bloguin how to put a line break in here, it will be one big paragraph). Being a student of the game (albeit from a good distance) for nearly 20 years, one of the things I've always loved about the NHL( and its officiating when compared to leagues like the NFL, MLB and NBA) is they get the initiator of illegal contact/activity. It's not the retaliator that gets the hook or the flag or the foul like in the other leagues. The guy that sticks up for himself or his fellow teammate is allowed to defend himself or stick up for his guy. I respect the FUCK out of this mentality. What makes me sick is that The League has been inconsistent in its penalties and you have no where to look but this series. There haven't been a lot of ticky-tack bullshit calls doled out since it's the playoffs, but when you're playing the Flyers and there aren't at least a FEW of those, you know something has to be amiss. I couldn't even read the whole article in the post because after the first youtube video showing Brayden Schenn CLEARLY launching himself at Paul Martin, stick up in his neck, the following sentence calling the hit a clean check got the window immediately closed... I'm not some homer who'll say that The Pens have done no wrong in this series, but jesus fucking christ...this is the same bullshit bizzarro-world that saw Pierre McGuire verbally sucking Brayden Schenn's dick with his extolling of his "character" while the replay of Schenn's cross-check to the back plays on the screen. I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS. When you look at this Flyers team, if THAT bunch isn't getting calls and we're the ones getting possible suspensions and 5 on 3's for retaliation, it's ri-goddamn-diculous. GRANTED, our defense has been atrocious. The Powerplay sucks because for some reason we feel the need to unnecessarily pinch and blueliners find themselves on the circles during the cycle and their PK guys don't seem worried about streaking to the neutral zone everytime the puck rebounds off Bryzgalov's pads. The one time I remember seeing Sullivan on the point for any extended period of time we got our only PP goal in the series. We can't seem to keep their players out of the slot on the rebound...they haven't even NEEDED to try to screen Flower or take runs on him after a rebound as has become stupidly common-place and uncalled in the past few years. All this talk about how the Flyers being this perfect, saintly team are fucking insane. OF COURSE they're not talking shit to the media. THEY'RE GETTING EVERYTHING THEY WANT. Why the fuck should they?!?! END RANT. Let the flaming commence.
@SidVicious87 @stapler @nealcity Have you NOT seen 'UP'? Jesus, my gf and I were BOTH blubbering after those first 8 minutes. SUCH a beautiful movie.
2 years, 4 months ago on No One Knows | April 2012
I never EVER thought I'd hear myself say this, but HOLEE SHEE-OT WE NEED MATT NISKANEN BACK.
2 years, 4 months ago on QUICK CAP: Yikes. Pens search for answers after Game 2 | April 2012
@Hoss I may not have many points, but I been here for yurrs.
2 years, 4 months ago on 2012 PLAYOFFS: Playoffs With Stoosh | April 2012
FUCKING COMMIT.Great jaerb, Stoosh.
I'm hereby requesting a photoshop of the face of The Goonies' Sloth in the Couturier picture above.
2 years, 4 months ago on 2012 PLAYOFFS: Pens-Flyers series preview: A War For The Streets | April 2012
ASH. Great choice, staff.Hail to the King, baby.DO IT.
2 years, 4 months ago on Gameday 82 - Flyers | April 2012
@BillyBoy123 This completely blew me away as well. It's not like it was during play, before the whistles. It was after the whistles, players going back to the bench. What is the precedence for this? I can't see how this would be in the rule book, especially when people can _obviously_ take full advantage when they know it's going to be a good goal.
2 years, 4 months ago on RECAP: The storm before the storm. PENS LOSE. | April 2012
Liking for Houston. Ever watch at the Maple Leaf? @Paul Martins PuCk @24SesameStreet
2 years, 5 months ago on PICS: Crosby takes puck to face | March 2012
@Guinning @Savage_Beast Grind that bitch down.
2 years, 5 months ago on Gameday 77 - Islanders | March 2012
@beeline Straka can score from anywhere...including the future.
2 years, 5 months ago on Gameday 75 - Devils
@Hoss It's not Marchand?
2 years, 5 months ago on Welcome to the 2012 playoffs, Pittsburgh Penguins | March 2012
Just for my personal enrichment: what other hockey/pens blogs do you guys frequent?The reason I ask is that I love how utterly quiet it is over at Puck Daddy about how dominant the Pens are playing right now. It makes me giddy.
I hate rooting for the Wangs. I wonder if their fans will be happy with winning or losing just to spite the Pens.
2 years, 5 months ago on STATS: Complete listing of the Pen's record when every player scores | March 2012
@HobeyBaker @No Maam Eet has bik noise.
2 years, 5 months ago on RECAP: Top Guns. PENS WIN. | March 2012