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@Hibbits This makes the Jagr PB story look like award winning reporting.

17 hours, 3 minutes ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/pic-shows-pierre-mcguire-wearing-sandals-with-jeans.html

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@Hibbits @firefox91 It might have been a feel-good story for a short time. But the team would have still disappointed. Jagr isn't what they needed.

2 days, 17 hours ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/video-the-jagr-peanut-butter-story.html

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What a strange video. I mean who the hell asks why is the peanut butter good? It just fucking tastes good, okay? I'm not fucking chef Ramsey and a degree on why stuff tastes good.


On another note, I have a jar of that peanut butter in my attic. I'm sure it tastes great after 15 years and the hot attic. I also have a jar of the Kasparitis Krunchers. Yeah, fuck Jagr and his peanut butter. Real men get pickles named after them.


I refuse to believe that this stuff was better than Jif even when fresh. Nothing is better than Jif, nothing. I can believe it was better than Bradshaw's PB though.

4 days, 6 hours ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/video-the-jagr-peanut-butter-story.html

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@Hibbits Peanut butter talk not compelling enough for you? LOL

4 days, 6 hours ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/video-the-jagr-peanut-butter-story.html

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I'm not participating in this. I have absolutely nothing against the guy. He was never expected to be a top 6, never slotted for it, never played like it. So why are we supposed to rip the guy as if he was but never lived up to it? Super star player he was not. But he did okay.

4 days, 6 hours ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/the-coyotes-are-doing-askjvitale-right-now-do-your-worst.html

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Is this the beginning of the end for Pensblog? Maybe the middle of the end because you have to admit, the community as a whole has fallen off. I'm not talking about summer time posts, I mean in the peak of the season rivalry games and the playoffs, posts aren't that much. There used to be gameday posts that would have hundreds of comments. Rarely is a photoshop posted anymore. It's just not as good as it used to be. But I get it, things change and people have other lives. But I certainly wouldn't mind seeing a little return to the glory days.

6 days, 7 hours ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/

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FireFox91: FireFox91 not impressed by Staff (and their lack of updates).


Yeah, I know it's summer. But hell, the Ice Bucket Challenges were more compelling than Letang's haircut or anything Mark Madden has to say.

1 week, 6 days ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/madden-malkin-not-impressed-by-johnston.html

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Madden is a loud mouth turd trying to sell himself to whoever will listen. Does anyone really believe that Malkin would do anything but be respectful to the new coach before he has even worked with him a single day?

3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/madden-malkin-not-impressed-by-johnston.html

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I will let others look at advanced stats. I'm not because as a fan it is far more enjoyable to feel the game than to crunch numbers about it. I much prefer rudimentary stats.

3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/an-even-better-read-on-analytics.html

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Ok, I really can't take it anymore. I have had enough of NHL.COM's automatic pun generator. Today's 30 in 30 segment is on the Penguins. Article about Christian Erhoff is titled....wait for it... "Ehr" Supply. For the love of God, please make it stop.

3 weeks, 3 days ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/ron-newcomer-photos-live-on.html

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@Hibbits Screw both of those things. I'd be gay for his paycheck.

3 weeks, 6 days ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/breaking-news-kris-letang-got-a-haircut.html

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@brendannn Marketing move. "First one is free." He is just letting people get a taste of what they will get for the pay service. If he was smart, he would regularly have a taste of free content to keep reminding people there is more to have. I'm not saying it is going to be worth paying for. I really don't know if it would be. For me, what I get for free from the million other resources out there is fine for me.

1 month ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/reirden-led-niskanen-and-orpik-to-washington.html

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I'm sure the professional troll comment was meant to be an insult. But really, when did any of the staff actually try to pass as any more than just some dudes that love the Pens and spoke about them in entertaining means? What a douche.

1 month ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/according-to-many-nick-spaling-sucks-and-is-overpaid-because-his-advanced-stats-arent-great.html

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I suppose I would get mad if I read any of his stuff, but I don't. The media in general has become nothing but bias blowhards trying to sell advertising by creating controversy. Saying shit like this about Malkin is an example of that. I feel better about some douche saying it here because I can just write them off as yet another internet troll and not someone who holds a title and gets a paycheck for doing the exact same thing.

1 month, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/rob-rossis-malkinjohnston-column-faces-harsh-criticism-should-it.html

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Why am I going to play for that when I can read content from the jobbers around here for free?

1 month, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/seismic-shift-in-pittsburgh-media-dejan-kovacevic-moves-on-from-the-trib.html

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@Hibbits I would be shocked if anyone signed Malone. Very little production, constant injuries, and that little cocaine problem. What could he possibly bring to a team that an unproven AHL player couldn't?

1 month, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/the-penguins-thankfully-did-not-re-sign-lee-stempniak.html

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Yeah but that is a pretty serviceable player for 900k. If that is all it took to sign him, I think we should have.

1 month, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/the-penguins-thankfully-did-not-re-sign-lee-stempniak.html

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I found it more interesting that the Pens are going to try a paperless system for season ticket holders who opt in to the program. Fuck that, the damn paper ticket is the only souvenir I can be sure I will get when I go to a game. Well that and the headache from listening to the noobs yell "SHOOOOOOOOT!" 5 seconds in to the power play.

1 month, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/first-day-of-development-camp-recap.html

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@Vlad2222 Yeah, because I am sure it's hard for him to find a girl to do it for him.

1 month, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/

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If this was supposed to hurt, it doesn't. I liked Nisky but isn't a guy you will forever tie to Penguins lore. Orpik on the other hand will probably hurt a little.

1 month, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/heres-matt-niskanen-in-a-caps-jersey.html

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Kris Beech = Ron Francis?? Not in this fucking universe. I checked the next one over, not there either.

1 month, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/

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@Midnight Rider The difference between a reason and an excuse is that where excuses come in, the job should have still gotten done. Showing up late for work because you forgot to set your alarm is an excuse. Not being able to perform as a pro hockey player because of an injury that requires surgery is a reason.

1 month, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/sidney-crosby-needs-wrist-surgery.html

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@popemasta @bobbykimberley I'd like the know the source of that one because otherwise this is just speculation that stirs the pot on the thought that the Pens organization is a terrible one to play for. For me I believe those rumors are started by the hate mongers out there that just have nothing better to do with their lives.

1 month, 4 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/brian-gibbons-signs-with-columbus.html

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Seriously, we couldn't make this same offer? Gibbons is a guy you want on your team. No doubt because of his size people have told him all his life he can't compete. So he is constantly on a mission to prove them wrong and he was doing that fairly well. Gibbons was a solid depth player on the team and this one is probably going to hurt. I was okay with JR's moves so far, but this sucks.

1 month, 4 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/brian-gibbons-signs-with-columbus.html

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@iacas As much as I liked Neal's skills on the ice, he truly was a problem when it came to character. The skill doesn't mean as much if you are taking dumb penalties and getting suspended. And I am completely convinced that without Geno on his wing, he will drop down to a 20-25 goal scorer max. He won't be any better than the Hornquist who we got in trade for him.

1 month, 4 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/video-of-how-the-james-neal-trade-went-down-reveals-the-penguins-had-another-trade-in-place.html

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I'm laughing so hard at Giroux I might ASSphyxiate.

2 months ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/

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Oh those teams throughout the 90s were something else. Sure you have the Stanley Cup teams, but guys like Kovy, Morozov, Lang, Hrdina... yeah good times.

2 months ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/

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Oh and Engo is not a 2.9 million dollar defenseman. Some GMs just loose their fucking minds when FA starts.

2 months ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/free-agency-so-far.html

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My God did the Caps overpay for Matt Niskanen. $5.75 million per year for 7 years. The guy had an outstanding season last season. But just one. Prior to that he wasn't lighting up the world and at one point was considered spare parts by Dallas. I loved having him on our team, but not for that price.

2 months ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/free-agency-so-far.html

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I hope we can get this guy on the cheap because the Pens have a lot of holes to fill and not much cap space.

2 months ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/the-pens-reportedly-want-kulemin-and-thats-a-good-thing.html

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@brendannn How exactly do you comment on someone's lack of character when you don't even know who they are?

2 months ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/quick-take-james-neal-traded-to-nashville-for-patric-hornqvist-and-nick-spaling.html

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@sylv3st3r Sorry dude, but if that is the bottom 6 of a championship team why don't we have that championship? Why was our bottom 6 considered our biggest weakness the past year?

2 months ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/quick-take-james-neal-traded-to-nashville-for-patric-hornqvist-and-nick-spaling.html

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It took balls of steel to do what was done in 83-84. But there is no denying the results. Those actions not only brought us 2 Stanley Cups (technically 3), it saved the franchise 3 times. No Lemieux means this blog never even exists to talk about.

2 months, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/playing-to-lose-documentary-about-pens-tanking-to-get-mario.html

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You can rag on Sid for his middle-of-the-road, non-controversial quotes all you want. The guy is not stupid. He has been taught from a young age how to handle the media and how to stay out of trouble. While most NHL players manage to not get too arrogant and become bigger than the game (unlike the NFL and NBA), he doesn't give the media any ammo to shoot him with.

2 months, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/crosby-with-some-crosby-esque-quotes-about-pens-off-season.html

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Pens fans are really in to some bridge jumping lately. Calm the fuck down and judge the results, not the actions.

2 months, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/

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@Craig Ross Your reputation makes the comment meaningless. Nice try though.

2 months, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/penguins-end-week-coachless-and-not-looking-great.html

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@DoorMatt Nah. The Pens didn't screw him over. They gave him 1 more year that he probably deserved. Anyone that was on the fence about him going last year knows it was the right thing.

2 months, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/

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@The66thDopefish Not officially. They were all permitted to seek work elsewhere.

2 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/tweetcap-everything-is-happening.html

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So I think we all knew this was coming. The Pens know that the fan base lost faith in Bylsma, there is no way he could stay. So I feel like they should have let him go 3 weeks ago instead of dragging him along. However Bylsma has to know he is about to have his door pounded down with job offers so his career will be just fine.


I was an am a big Dan Bylsma fan. Fact is that had he not come to the team, we wouldn't have that cup in 2009. He is a great coach, he just isn't the coach for this team anymore because he just couldn't make it happen in the playoffs again. I fear playing against him in the near future but I wish him luck anyway. Thanks Daaaaaaaaan.

2 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/report-dan-bylsma-fired.html

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@FuuManChuMan Knowledge, yes. But having real recent experience in a front office position means a lot. PM just doesn't have that. Barry Melrose took a team to the Stanley Cup Finals as a coach. Then he left for 15 years to do TV and came back. That lasted all of 13 games or something like that. Melrose has tons of knowledge, but no recent experience. Neither does PM. I don't completely hate the guy, he just isn't the guy for the GM job.

2 months, 4 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/why-pierre-mcguire-as-penguins-gm-might-not-be-completely-terrible.html

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I really, really question PM being the right guy for GM. But that decision hasn't been made. But my opinion has nothing to do with this article. I can completely relate to it. When I first became a supervisor, I made a lot of mistakes and pissed off a lot of people. I got my ass burned several times in the process. Getting people to do what you need them to do is way harder than most think it is. 10+ years later I was a manager of a pretty good sized staff and was able to step out of that role. The guy that replaced me comes to me all the time and asks for my advice. In 10 years I came a long way. After 20, hell you can be an entirely different person. So yeah, that article doesn't mean squat.

3 months ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/a-20-year-old-article-and-who-cares.html

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Are the really happy about winning this? I mean they flopped badly in the Olympics but win in an annual event where the other teams were much weaker. I could make an all-star lineup of the players who didn't play starting with Crosby. It's like getting turned down by the prom queen but being happy that the janitor said "yes".

3 months ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/meanwhile-in-russia.html

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Not feeling it. Tocchet didn't make anything happen when he was in charge of the Bolts. People are talking about how he knows how to handle stars. Really? When did this happen? Because I am pretty sure that  Lecavalier, St. Louis and some guy name Stamkos count as stars and he couldn't do jack shit with them. Listen I know it feels good to have a former player come back and do great things for the team. But you guys are going to have to settle for Bob Errey and Phil Bourque in that respect. Oh and you know, Mario Lemieux. No then Pens need either a proven performer that is not a psychopath (Tortarella) or a fresh face with ideas that other coaches haven't seen.

3 months, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/would-rick-tocchet-be-the-right-coach-for-the-penguins.html

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