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You mentioned Bortuzzo by name. Suckas!
1 day, 17 hours ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/locker/mumps-test-continue-for-penguins-fleury-maatta-and-bortuzzo-test-for-illness.html
I mean, wouldn't they test the entire team at this point? Doesn't really seem shocking to me.
@Bradley James McEachern @firefox91 Lighten up.... FRANCIS!
1 day, 17 hours ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/media-feud-markmaddenx-and-espns-brittmchenry-get-in-a-nasty-fight.html
Well, Madden is a world class douchebag. That is pretty well known. I know nothing about McHenry except that she has boobs. Boobs trump everything. Winner: McHenry.
2 days, 17 hours ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/media-feud-markmaddenx-and-espns-brittmchenry-get-in-a-nasty-fight.html
Oh the Pens have no credibility. Oh mumps. Oh facepalms. Oh shit they just keep winning.
3 days, 14 hours ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/gameday-30-tampa-bay-lightning-at-pittsburgh-penguins.html
@SuperDuper I think that you probably just don't understand Staff's sense of humor. It really isn't worth getting upset over.
1 week, 1 day ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/despres-making-the-most-of-his-playing-time.html
@davewatameloncamp I'm sure Staff were weeping in their Frosted Flakes over this revelation this morning.
My only complain about the guy is the inconsistency in the world in the pronunciation of his first AND last name. C-moan or Si-mon? Day-pray or Dee-pray? I mean dude, you know your own name. Put out a press release stating what it is and make the TV fuckers pronounce it correctly, whatever it is. #FREEBORTUZZO
@Craig Ross Answering a question with a question. Goddamn you are a sly mother fucker, Craig. You burned all these bitches with that one.
1 week, 2 days ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/recap-game-26-pens-lose-4-3-in-overtime.html
@Craig Ross Well there was the one on your Mom's 5 hole. But shit, who hasn't scored there?
1 week, 2 days ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/what-the-hell-happened-pens-fall-in-ot.html
@Craig Ross You're so right, Craig. We all know the real winners of the league... the Buffalo Sabres. They are just playing dead now so they can make a surprise run and take the Cup home. LETS GO BUFFA-LO!!!!
I loved the Sutter goal. He angled the blade so the puck would jump off it like a motorcycle ramp to the top corner of the goal. That was sweetness.
1 week, 5 days ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/what-the-hell-happened-pens-top-sens-3-2.html
Bah, screw you guys. I liked TK during his time here. I'm not saying he should still be here, because he shouldn't. Just saying we had some good years with him.
1 week, 6 days ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/here-is-the-worst-article-written-on-the-internet-today.html
@Craig Ross You are so right, Craig. Come on, lets get the fuck out of here and go be fans of a real team. Where we going, Chicago? LA? I can't believe how goddamn smart you are. You're my hero, dude.
1 week, 6 days ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/
If Bortuzzo was playing, he would have scored a goal, kicked someone's ass, and ended someone else's career. Commit to the Bortz.
2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/gameday-25-vancouver-canucks-at-pittsburgh-penguins.html
Why are you not mentioned Bortuzzo's name? Cause he committed a dirty hit, injured someone, and got suspended. Matt Cooke is on line 1, he wishes to speak to you.
2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/penguins-player-suspended-for-illegal-hit.html
Ryan Mill: "Lets welcome your Pittsburgh Penguins!!! ..... and Scott Wilson." That shit was gold.
2 weeks, 1 day ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/recap-game-24-devil-in-the-details.html
Yeah, that was a bad hit. Now dressing for the Penguins defense... Brian Dumoulin. I'm looking forward to him getting a shot anyway to see how he does.
2 weeks, 1 day ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/robert-bortuzzo-should-be-suspended.html
Roenick is a text book example of irrelevancy. The closest he got to winning a Cup was crying for Chicago after his career was over.
2 weeks, 5 days ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/gameday-23-pittsburgh-penguins-at-carolina-hurricanes.html
@StickOnPuck16 Yeah, too bad we don't have a real leader like Ovechkin. Sid had a right to complain tonight. The officiating was horrendous. The league apparently has issued directions to not call penalies in our favor anymore. 5 power plays over the last 5 games or some shit like that? I have never heard of this happening before. Our opponents aren't playing clean, there was crap there tonight that went uncalled on the Canes. So when Sid gets a penalty because he was pinched off between a D-man and the goalie who flops over like he got shot, yeah he is pissed.
2 weeks, 6 days ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/what-the-hell-happened-pens-fall-to-the-hurricanes-3-2.html
@Rich Miller then laid, if the sweater is really nice.
2 weeks, 6 days ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/
Thanks for spending all of your loonies at our concession stands. Enjoy your drive home, you hoser.
3 weeks, 1 day ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/
Last year certainly made me miss 3rd and 4th line guys putting up points. Yes, I know Comeau was playing second line, but was was brought on for 3rd line work in reality. Him, Spaling, and Downie have been chipping in points where we need them. That is a recipe for success for sure. And we finally get that win in our new/old third jerseys!!
3 weeks, 1 day ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/what-the-hell-happened-comeau-se-llama.html
Honestly, I think Bylsma could improve the Leafs. He certainly had a way of continuing to win the regular season with half of his starting lineup out.
3 weeks, 1 day ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/gameday-21-toronto-maple-leafs-at-pittsburgh-penguins.html
@Straka wakka wakka I blame myself. Before the game, I was telling a co-worker how Duper's injury is Bennett's chance to shine. But if dude gets another injury, he is trade-bait. Sure as shit, he got another injury. If he is out for more than 2 games on this injury, I am calling it now. Pens give up on him being a staple to the team. Then he gets traded or just simply not re-signed.
3 weeks, 2 days ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/
3 weeks, 3 days ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/gif-of-the-game-11-24-malkins-celebration-and-bench-reactions.html
@PITTinNC If you call 1 penalty on an NHL team over the course of 2 games, you didn't do your job. Seems like even the refs are scared of the Pens power play. Don't get me wrong, it isn't the reason we lost the second game. But that very well could have been the game changer in the first and there were penalties to call.
3 weeks, 5 days ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/what-the-hell-happened-pens-fall-on-the-isle.html
When it comes down to it, MAF could have been better in net tonight. A couple of those goals looked stoppable. Then again, his D left him hanging out to dry as well. But it comes down to the shootout and well, he didn't look good there. Saturday night, bring it.
3 weeks, 6 days ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/what-the-hell-happened-isles-win-round-1.html
Just figured it out.
Cal Clutterbuck = Craig Ross
It all makes sense now.
4 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/oh-by-the-way-cal-clutterbuck-guranteed-that-the-islanders-would-sweep-the-penguins-this-weekend.html
@jammonstrald In many ways, Duper was the better part of that trade.
4 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/pascal-dupuis-out-six-months-with-a-blood-clot-in-his-lung.html
Ok, as dumb as that "let that sink in" picture is, I can't stop laughing at it. Lets go Pens.
1 month ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/gameday-17-pittsburgh-penguins-at-montreal-canadiens.html
Well that was just fucking brilliant right there. Made me feel like when I was a teenager watching the Pens.
1 month ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/
@PittJosh81 Indeed. That commercial always weirds me out because she won't look directly at the camera. 100 bucks says when they were planning the commercial she or one of the commercial producers talked about her "good side" and they came up with that brilliant idea. When your commercial takes away from what you are selling, then it's a failure. Exception for those that have long established their business, their commercials are just reminders and entertainment. (i.e. Geico).
1 month ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/recap-game-16-they-way-it-should-have-been.html
@Craig Ross It's not even funny anymore. Find your bridge.
@Matteau Matteau Not sure what that has to do with your Rags losing last night, but okay have your moment. You want a juice box while we sit down and talk about it?
1 month ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/what-the-hell-happened-breaking-down-the-bat-shit-crazy-between-the-pens-and-rangers.html
There are a hand full of regular season moments that I have witnessed that I will never forget. One just got added to that pile last night. Look at the Pens after the game was really over, it was like they won a playoff series. That is what this kind of swing will do that. This one goes up there with Billy Guerin scoring with 0.4 seconds left which also happened in November. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hU3v3yopqcc
@Craig Ross Dear Staff... you could ban him. Just sayin'.
1 month ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/recap-game-15-penguins-win-2-1.html
Greiss is proving to be one of the best backups we have had in a long time. He might even be Ken Wregget good.
1 month ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/not-so-instant-recap-penguins-and-thomas-greiss-shutdown-leafs-2-1.html
I love you guys but this post is rather hypocritical. You guys hate it when the fans boo Jagr who helped the team get 2 Stanley Cups. But it's okay to trash Bylsma on a regular basis who had more influence in the Pens winning their 09 Cup than Jagr did in the 91-92 Cups. Personally I respect them both.
1 month ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/most-embarrassing-thing-on-the-internet-today-bleacher-report-loves-dan-bylsma.html
@PITTinNC @Craig Ross No, I want him to move closer to the edge. No where to be seen during a 7 game win streak. Shows up when they lose. Just a pathetic person with a pathetic life.
1 month ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/instant-recap-tough-night-in-new-york.html
Well the good news is that I will be able to make a bitchin' omelet with the egg that the Pens laid tonight.
1 month, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/instant-recap-tough-night-in-new-york.html
@Billyho Beau knows second line.
1 month, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/fancystats-through-13-games.html
All these advanced stats really puts a damper on Craig's complaints of overpaid, lazy, whiny players. Keep this up and he might jump off the West End Bridge.
1 month, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/recap-game-13-buffalo-is-just-the-worst.html
@atopolski You do realize that every sports franchise that has ever existed and ever had some run of success has been accused of having classless and arrogant fans, right? Your comment is honestly completely meaningless. Oh and news flash, neither Lemieux or Crosby did it alone. Team sport, bro. They had help.
1 month, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/snapshot-pens-plow-the-sabres-on-a-saturday-night.html
I think I figured it out. Johnston's reactions aren't really that insetting. It's just that this blog was looking at emotionless Dan Byslma for so long, Mike Johnston looks like Dion Sanders in the end zone.
1 month, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/mike-johnston-gif-of-the-night-vs-buffalo.html
1 month, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/recap-game-12-a-little-bit-of-everything.html
Or Sid was wearing a cup like any person with a brain would.
1 month, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/gif-of-the-game-11-6-craig-adams-ball-tapped-sidney-crosby-after-the-game.html