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@_purehockeyfan_ His suckitude has been underrated. It's a low-key suck.
6 days, 10 hours ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2015-archives/playoff-gameday-round-1-game-3-pens-get-the-split-in-ny-head-home-tied-1-1.html
ME SO HOOOOOOOOORNY!
I love how the only time Perron appears remotely physical is on faceoffs before the puck drop. Once play starts, he's as powerful as a fart in the wind.
If it wasn't so frustrating, I'd be impressed with how quickly this Pens team can crush our optimism. From hope to hopeless in 40 minutes of play.
6 days, 11 hours ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2015-archives/playoff-gameday-round-1-game-3-pens-get-the-split-in-ny-head-home-tied-1-1.html
@jovi0055 "Who?" - Kris Letang
@PenGeno it's probably just gas
Edit: too slow!
Maybe Lundqvist just dozed off from lack of activity and fell over.
@FlyinPenguin @2PaekShakur bingo
We're finally getting to our game!
Pens on pace for about 11 total SOG. Catch the playoff fever!
@jovi0055 @2PaekShakur ARE YOU WHININ', BOY?!?!
1 week, 1 day ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2015-archives/playoff-gameday-round-1-game-2-pens-looking-to-even-up-the-series.html
@jovi0055 The refs just assessed a 5 minute major and game misconduct to that penguin
@PenGeno This makes me incredibly uncomfortable...
I guess the lesson we learned today is that we didn't take enough penalties in game 1. I expect no less than 14 in game 3.
Over to ANA/WPG to see how the Ducks try and come to grips with trying to win a playoff series without perennial all-star Benjamin Lovejoy
hahaha I hope that counted
What the shit, Geno?
Edited for stupidity. I'm so used to the penalties being against us that I forgot what it means to be on the PP.
@dmilesend @2PaekShakur Flip double birds all the way to the box
We're about 45 seconds away from a Downie penalty. I can feel it
@_purehockeyfan_ @2PaekShakur Career over before it even starts
You can take the player out of Edmonton, but you can't take the Edmonton out of the player...
Good thing the Pens are so deep at wing
NOT HIS BRAIN!!!!
I'm sure the Rags will get 8-9 make-up calls for this one
Sid time on this PK
@Komrade Konfidence @2PaekShakur At least Fleury could see through him then
1 week, 3 days ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2015-archives/playoff-gameday-1-do-it.html
@Komrade Konfidence @2PaekShakur But how would he talk to the media then?
There is a 98% chance Fleury strangles someone to death in the locker room during the first intermission.
@The66thDopefish So THAT"S why we brought him back. It all makes sense now
Was there a gas leak in the visitor's locker room at MSG?
I bet Simon Despres is just counting down the minutes before he can drop a "2015 Stanley Cup Playoffs - Wish You Were Here!" postcard in the mail to Rutherford and Co.
2 weeks, 5 days ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2015-archives/gameday-80-strap-in-pens-playoff-hopes-are-on-the-line-in-ottawa.html
The ticket office staff at Consol better arrive early tomorrow so they can get a head start on playoff ticket refunds
@Mr. Confidence Now that's a man who knows he looks good
2 months ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2015-archives/gameday-59-welcome-to-the-fold-pens-look-to-bounce-back-against-st-louis.html
Maybe we should send Kunitz out to feebly bounce off of Backes a few times to let the Blues know the Pens won't be pushed around without consequences.
Holy shit, you can see the Sharks' and Kings' shoulder/sleeve numbers from space
@DoorMatt Nope, never does. I'm just sad it took me this long to catch the twin Fleury jerseys that pass behind them at the end of the gif. That couple is even walking the same exact way (drink in right hand, left hand in pocket). So fitting.
3 months, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/
I have to conclude that people who incessantly complain about the Pens and their players are the same people who play NHL video games on the easiest difficulty setting as a stacked all-star team against no one but the Carolina Hurricanes. "Waaah, we pay Sid and Malkin a lot of money and they STILL aren't netting a hat trick every game! Sure, we're winning and racking up a lot of points, but what about MY expectations of how the team and its players should perform? Shouldn't our 'so-called stars' be setting NHL records every night?"
In spite of a brand new NHL coach, continuing injury problems, and the fucking Mumps, the Penguins are the second best team in the league behind only the Ducks, who have played 3 more games than the Pens. No, the Pens aren't perfect, but look around the league and try to show me another team you'd rather having playing in this city.
If you can watch the Pens play night in and night out and find nothing better to do than complain about it, then maybe being a hockey fan isn't for you.
4 months ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/what-the-hell-happened-bobby-lu-outduels-marc-andre-fleury-for-extra-point.html
Welp, it looks like Stan Savran's about to be all over the news for that attempt at a joke...
4 months, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/gameday-29-pittsburgh-penguins-at-columbus-blue-jackets.html
6 months ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/gameday-5-philadelphia-flyers-at-pittsburgh-penguins.html
@MikeS RIP Kate Smith
Please give us a 3-minute all-out assault on Emery now.
The recent Flyers teams have been like some sick, twisted version of the Pens' first serious crush. No matter how cool and collected you are around anyone else, as soon as you get around your crush, you become a bumbling, embarrassing mess.
Lots of featherweight goalies this year. Can't seem to stay upright.
6 months, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/
It's always nice to know that, as long as we still have Sid and Geno, we're never truly boned.... boned boned boned
6 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/see-you-at-the-crossroads-pittsburgh-penguins-2014-2015-season-preview-part-1-the-regime.html
But what's his hair look like?
8 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/
@Dennis4022 @2PaekShakur That's good hustle. Definitely made me chuckle.
11 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/
@dmilesend @PenGeno @cblack66 I had a reply typed out and was ready to hit send, but then I noticed it was almost word for word what you and PensGeno said.
i'm in no way condoning the 20 minute turd the Pens just left on the ice, but booing makes the fans seem like entitled buttholes.
All these people booing can get fucked.
@dmilesend The Caps would still probably back a dump truck full of chicken wings up to his house to get him back behind the Washington bench