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Lots of featherweight goalies this year. Can't seem to stay upright.
1 week, 2 days ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/
It's always nice to know that, as long as we still have Sid and Geno, we're never truly boned.... boned boned boned
1 week, 6 days ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/see-you-at-the-crossroads-pittsburgh-penguins-2014-2015-season-preview-part-1-the-regime.html
But what's his hair look like?
2 months, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/
@Dennis4022 @2PaekShakur That's good hustle. Definitely made me chuckle.
5 months, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/
@dmilesend @PenGeno @cblack66 I had a reply typed out and was ready to hit send, but then I noticed it was almost word for word what you and PensGeno said.
i'm in no way condoning the 20 minute turd the Pens just left on the ice, but booing makes the fans seem like entitled buttholes.
All these people booing can get fucked.
@dmilesend The Caps would still probably back a dump truck full of chicken wings up to his house to get him back behind the Washington bench
Wooo, one game in NY down, and no goal song stuck in my head!
Free shots at the empty net!
@KyleSchroeck @2PaekShakur @dmilesend Shitsburgh
@dmilesend @2PaekShakur The city would collectively shit themselves if he even attempts it after what happened late in game 4 against Columbus.
Fleury empty netter tonight?
Pierre McGuire is like some kind of hockey Rain Man when it comes to NHL player hometowns/colleges/junior teams.
It's mildly impressive and incredibly useless all at the same time.
@ilove_crosby33 I punched this comment into google translate, and it came back:
SOMEONE PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!!
Credit where credit's due: Letang looks fantastic lately. This is vintage Letang we're seeing.
@KyleSchroeck They are going to have to stop play and get on the horn with Toronto for 3-5 minutes to determine the answer to your question
The posts/crossbar may be the game's second or third star tonight
Henrik Bryzqvist headed to the bench...
sweet jesus can we get a Crosby empty netter
Should the Kings get eliminated from the playoffs this year, I hope they get desperate to regain their championship form and do something insane this offseason like, oh I don't know, re-acquire Rob Scuderi.
Can you imagine an NHL team doing something so stupid?
@Mr. Confidence @dmilesend @2PaekShakur He donates them all to the recently orphaned children of Rangers players he slaughtered during the game.
GIbbons is back? Pens win tonight 56-2. Gibbons earns first star with 45 goals and no assists.
"Assists are for pussies" - B. Gibbons, postgame.
Malkin looks like a goddamn tank tonight
5 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/
Fleury's shrink is already waiting...
6 months ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/
I think he's saying "I've got 8 beers in me and a sheet of plexiglass *this* thick that lets me act like a tough guy to try and impress my girlfriend, who would undoubtedly leave me in a heartbeat if she knew how badly you could kick my ass were we actually face to face!!"
6 months ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/niskanen-getting-chirped-by-fans.html
I'd be more upset about that call if we weren't gifted about 3 in this game already. You get enough gift calls, you gotta expect one to go against you.
@Bilbo Gibbons NEVER STOP
Edit: SEE?! It's working!
Suck it, Bryz!!
Looked like Sutter got a piece of that maybe?
Oh great, now we need 3 more goals from our D-men to win this game
@Bilbo Gibbons Don't stop! Keep calling him Bryz. It seems to be weakening Bobrovsky somehow.
Of all the motherfuckers you'd expect to score tonight...
@brendannn Seriously. These refs must have each gotten a case of wine from Mario's private cellar before the game. Too bad the Pens haven't been able to take advantage of all the unwarranted PP time they've received.
@Bilbo Gibbons It'd take one hell of a shot to get a puck by him all the way on the bench in Minnesota
@axelflow @jovi0055 I bet that's something you never, ever thought you'd write.
The scary thing is you're right.
Pissed off James Neal = Goal scorin' James Neal.
6 months, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/
Nice to see Dastyuk back.
Even nicer to see Letang back.
Go Pens. Make the Wings sweat out that playoff birth a little while longer.
Sid should respond with "Wow, you really think so? IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!!"
In my very humble opinion, that's just a good hockey hit with an unfortunate consequence. I hope it's nothing serious and Toews is good to go sooner rather than later.
6 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/gif-orpik-eliminates-toews.html
Damn, it's like his leg is doing an impression of that Z in Verizon.
6 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/marcel-goc-really-hurt.html
You just know he and that chick joined the 6000-feet high club during filming
1 year, 7 months ago on VIDEO: Malkin in some new movie trailer
So who is going to score the Islanders' next 4 goals to knot this thing up at 5 before regulation ends?
1 year, 7 months ago on Pittsburgh Penguins Gameday 26 - New York Islanders
This road trip has been a giant turd sandwich so far. Pens need to get it together.
1 year, 7 months ago on Pittsburgh Penguins Gameday 21 - Carolina Hurricanes
@HYJYNX I'm more jealous than anything. Hopefully we can put together a similar run when it counts.
@Rick_City @j-nine @2PaekShakur Now with vitamin R!
It's a shame Bortuzzo, or "Bort", isn't in the lineup tonight. That's also a great Simpsons reference.
@roCkhopper @2PaekShakur Yeah, he definitely had the evidence to support his argument. Ovie looked like he was acting out an overly dramatic death scene in a production of Shakespeare on Ice or something. Ridiculous.
1 year, 7 months ago on Tyler Kennedy: Most Valuable Penguin?
Wow did Mike Milbury just tear Ovechkin a new one during the second intermission of the Flyers/Caps game. I know his opinion is worth about as much as used toilet paper, but he just ripped Ovie apart.
If this guys cites this information during his presentation, there is zero doubt he will be laughed off the stage. Saying "Tyler Kennedy is the most valuable Penguin" discredits the entirety of your research in 7 words.