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@DoorMatt Nope, never does. I'm just sad it took me this long to catch the twin Fleury jerseys that pass behind them at the end of the gif. That couple is even walking the same exact way (drink in right hand, left hand in pocket). So fitting.
2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/
I have to conclude that people who incessantly complain about the Pens and their players are the same people who play NHL video games on the easiest difficulty setting as a stacked all-star team against no one but the Carolina Hurricanes. "Waaah, we pay Sid and Malkin a lot of money and they STILL aren't netting a hat trick every game! Sure, we're winning and racking up a lot of points, but what about MY expectations of how the team and its players should perform? Shouldn't our 'so-called stars' be setting NHL records every night?"
In spite of a brand new NHL coach, continuing injury problems, and the fucking Mumps, the Penguins are the second best team in the league behind only the Ducks, who have played 3 more games than the Pens. No, the Pens aren't perfect, but look around the league and try to show me another team you'd rather having playing in this city.
If you can watch the Pens play night in and night out and find nothing better to do than complain about it, then maybe being a hockey fan isn't for you.
1 month ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/what-the-hell-happened-bobby-lu-outduels-marc-andre-fleury-for-extra-point.html
Welp, it looks like Stan Savran's about to be all over the news for that attempt at a joke...
1 month, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/gameday-29-pittsburgh-penguins-at-columbus-blue-jackets.html
3 months ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/gameday-5-philadelphia-flyers-at-pittsburgh-penguins.html
@MikeS RIP Kate Smith
Please give us a 3-minute all-out assault on Emery now.
The recent Flyers teams have been like some sick, twisted version of the Pens' first serious crush. No matter how cool and collected you are around anyone else, as soon as you get around your crush, you become a bumbling, embarrassing mess.
Lots of featherweight goalies this year. Can't seem to stay upright.
3 months, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/
It's always nice to know that, as long as we still have Sid and Geno, we're never truly boned.... boned boned boned
3 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/see-you-at-the-crossroads-pittsburgh-penguins-2014-2015-season-preview-part-1-the-regime.html
But what's his hair look like?
5 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/
@Dennis4022 @2PaekShakur That's good hustle. Definitely made me chuckle.
8 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/
@dmilesend @PenGeno @cblack66 I had a reply typed out and was ready to hit send, but then I noticed it was almost word for word what you and PensGeno said.
i'm in no way condoning the 20 minute turd the Pens just left on the ice, but booing makes the fans seem like entitled buttholes.
All these people booing can get fucked.
@dmilesend The Caps would still probably back a dump truck full of chicken wings up to his house to get him back behind the Washington bench
Wooo, one game in NY down, and no goal song stuck in my head!
Free shots at the empty net!
@KyleSchroeck @2PaekShakur @dmilesend Shitsburgh
@dmilesend @2PaekShakur The city would collectively shit themselves if he even attempts it after what happened late in game 4 against Columbus.
Fleury empty netter tonight?
Pierre McGuire is like some kind of hockey Rain Man when it comes to NHL player hometowns/colleges/junior teams.
It's mildly impressive and incredibly useless all at the same time.
@ilove_crosby33 I punched this comment into google translate, and it came back:
SOMEONE PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!!
Credit where credit's due: Letang looks fantastic lately. This is vintage Letang we're seeing.
@KyleSchroeck They are going to have to stop play and get on the horn with Toronto for 3-5 minutes to determine the answer to your question
The posts/crossbar may be the game's second or third star tonight
Henrik Bryzqvist headed to the bench...
sweet jesus can we get a Crosby empty netter
Should the Kings get eliminated from the playoffs this year, I hope they get desperate to regain their championship form and do something insane this offseason like, oh I don't know, re-acquire Rob Scuderi.
Can you imagine an NHL team doing something so stupid?
@Mr. Confidence @dmilesend @2PaekShakur He donates them all to the recently orphaned children of Rangers players he slaughtered during the game.
GIbbons is back? Pens win tonight 56-2. Gibbons earns first star with 45 goals and no assists.
"Assists are for pussies" - B. Gibbons, postgame.
Malkin looks like a goddamn tank tonight
9 months ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/
Fleury's shrink is already waiting...
9 months, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/
I think he's saying "I've got 8 beers in me and a sheet of plexiglass *this* thick that lets me act like a tough guy to try and impress my girlfriend, who would undoubtedly leave me in a heartbeat if she knew how badly you could kick my ass were we actually face to face!!"
9 months, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/niskanen-getting-chirped-by-fans.html
I'd be more upset about that call if we weren't gifted about 3 in this game already. You get enough gift calls, you gotta expect one to go against you.
@Bilbo Gibbons NEVER STOP
Edit: SEE?! It's working!
Suck it, Bryz!!
Looked like Sutter got a piece of that maybe?
Oh great, now we need 3 more goals from our D-men to win this game
@Bilbo Gibbons Don't stop! Keep calling him Bryz. It seems to be weakening Bobrovsky somehow.
Of all the motherfuckers you'd expect to score tonight...
@brendannn Seriously. These refs must have each gotten a case of wine from Mario's private cellar before the game. Too bad the Pens haven't been able to take advantage of all the unwarranted PP time they've received.
@Bilbo Gibbons It'd take one hell of a shot to get a puck by him all the way on the bench in Minnesota
@axelflow @jovi0055 I bet that's something you never, ever thought you'd write.
The scary thing is you're right.
Pissed off James Neal = Goal scorin' James Neal.
9 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/
Nice to see Dastyuk back.
Even nicer to see Letang back.
Go Pens. Make the Wings sweat out that playoff birth a little while longer.
Sid should respond with "Wow, you really think so? IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!!"
9 months, 4 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/
In my very humble opinion, that's just a good hockey hit with an unfortunate consequence. I hope it's nothing serious and Toews is good to go sooner rather than later.
10 months ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/gif-orpik-eliminates-toews.html
Damn, it's like his leg is doing an impression of that Z in Verizon.
10 months ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/marcel-goc-really-hurt.html
You just know he and that chick joined the 6000-feet high club during filming
1 year, 10 months ago on VIDEO: Malkin in some new movie trailer
So who is going to score the Islanders' next 4 goals to knot this thing up at 5 before regulation ends?
1 year, 10 months ago on Pittsburgh Penguins Gameday 26 - New York Islanders