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@schmidtlesauce @KingOfNoPants Carolina doesn't need skinner, they signed Ponikarovsky after all. lawls
3 years ago on 84 days..... | TPB
@schmidtlesauce @KingOfNoPants True, but never underestimate GMRS ;)
@KingOfNoPants So what you're saying is, we missed the target. Kind of like Le-...nevermind
@biggoron @schmidtlesauce So was that random goalie we signed yesterday supposed to take Curry's spot in WBS?
@schmidtlesauce Sorry, had to go brew the wake up juice, since falling asleep at work is frowned upon.
@biggoron @schmidtlesauce I mean...good morning
@biggoron @schmidtlesauce Just don't look the other guy in the eye...
@akus Indeed, feels like a lifetime
3 years ago on WORLD CUP GAMEDAY CITY | TPB
@YinzerinCT @Darth Mutski @biggoron Curse these royal technicalities
@Darth Mutski @biggoron Brb, gonna go pimp slap Kate Middleton
@STFD @JenBroflovski It's decided then, I'll get my (future) kids into jousting
@YinzerinCT I hope to be senile enough to get away with anything
3 years ago on Pens sign new enforcer, Steve MacIntyre | TPB
@schmidtlesauce That's the spirit
No love on C-blog today...or ever
@MattEager @biggoron NHL says you don't have to show if you have an injury that prevents you from traveling.
@STFD @biggoron ;)
@biggoron Jeter is soff, if you're not gonna play, at least show up. It's not jury duty, it's an honor to be selected to an all-star game and players should treat it as such.
@biggoron Nice to see the NL win 2 years in a row after the AL won 39853749 times
I hate getting up before the sun does...
@Hatrick My precioussssssssssss
3 years ago on 86 Days.... | TPB
Random thought: If Phoenix won the Cup, what names would go on the Cup for the ownership?
@schmidtlesauce @JenBroflovski It's the price they have to pay for getting 40 MPG
@YinzerinCT Absolutely! I also have some unopened beers from the 90s, back to back champions editions.
@YinzerinCT Best use of $10 ever? Probably. It would go nicely with my Jerome Bettis Championship Crunch and my City of Champions Crunch.
@YinzerinCT Boxes are currently selling for $10 on ebay, fantastic
@YinzerinCT Haha wow, I almost forgot those existed. Epic
@schmidtlesauce I lol'ed during the entire wolf vs wolf fight.
@schmidtlesauce Who are the Leafs again? That team that arrived in 1967 and hasn't been heard from since?
@staplerova @schmidtlesauce @Bubby Stamkos understands this.
@schmidtlesauce I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of GMRS laughing in his office.
@MrsMalkinsBorscht The NFL's policy for a first time DUI offense is a joke. It's something like a fine up to 50,000 and forfeit half of game paycheck.
@schmidtlesauce @JenBroflovski I had an 86 Plymouth Horizon with reinforced steel bumpers. I was ready for all comers
@schmidtlesauce @JenBroflovski This is why i miss my old beat up car, I had no fear of doing anything. New car now, way too cautious
@schmidtlesauce @biggoron Cause it's not Monday?
@MrsMalkinsBorscht I'm going with Sid's tradition today, PB&J. Would kill for some popcorn though
3 years ago on An Incredible Youtube Channel Of Pittsburgh Sports Shows Getting Pranked | TPB
@Bubby Not to mention Dany Heatly will be there...let the shit show begin.
@biggoron what's sleep?
@Con_Soul11IsGolfing That would explain why they play so much of it at Pens games
3 years ago on 90 days..... | TPB
goin out for lunchblog, see yinz later
@TheCynic I'm only aware of it on PS3, haven't seen anything regarding x-box. I gave it a try during their freebee period, honestly i wasn't too impressed, feed seemed a little choppy
@Jasp @Lemay1945 indeed it was, that dude has already been through hell.
@Lemay1945 Yeah, saw the video, felt sick after watching it.
@Savage_Beast It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.
@Savage_Beast There is no stopping in the red zone...
@Birdman79 You like it when scraps grabs ahold of your leg?
@Kinguinov @biggoron @delafleury I lived in south oakland when i was at Pitt. Very proud to have not been stabbed or robbed.
Captain, how soon can you land?
I can't tell.
You can tell me. I'm a doctor.
No. I mean I'm just not sure.
Well, can't you take a guess?
Well, not for another two hours.
You can't take a guess for another two hours?
@Savage_Beast How about this leaflet, "Famous Jewish Sports Legends?"
@Savage_Beast flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.
@Savage_Beast Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?
@biggoron @shuvel55 Airplane!
@JenBroflovski They've all jumped off their bridges
@deleted_11810_BDF4 No way GMRS would go for a player like Semin
@Darth Mutski I am physically at work...but no, definitely not working
@RentedMule @shuvel55 Only if you pay
@Bubby @biggoron @Darth Mutski Just for you http://ohnocaps.ytmnd.com/
@Kinguinov @JenBroflovski @biggoron @TheCynic Beer and vicodin
@JenBroflovski @biggoron @TheCynic I don't think emo kids do anything to make themselves feel better, unless it's for the irony.
@biggoron @JenBroflovski c'est magnifique
@schmidtlesauce I'll take cold weather and hockey any day over summer heat...do not want
@schmidtlesauce @marioISgod Buckle up
@Midnight Rider Can you imagine the interaction between Therrien and Kovalchoo?
@Bubby His blood is soff.
@Con_Soul11IsGolfing Haha no, it's a nickname I got in highschool
So, if you look at career Talbot's points per game average, over 5 years he will score 114 points. So the flyers are roughly paying him $78,947 per point he scores....(p.s. no idea if that's actually right, I suck at math...you already know he's not worth that much)
@Savage_Beast @STFD Haha no doubt, but at least we got rid of Rupp's 1 mindless minor per game, even though i liked Rupper, that was frustrating
@STFD Hopefully that will translate into fewer minor penalties as well. Good thing our PK was tits last year or we could have gotten into a lot more trouble.
@BleeBlastic A piece of bread between 2 pieces of meat?
@timguin @Dapper_Dan_Man Seriously, reminds me of something out of an 80s sci-fi movie...so many switches, what do they do!?
@timguin @Dapper_Dan_Man Casey Anthony just proves vigilante justice is more effective. We would have all moved on by now
@BleeBlastic @schmidtlesauce @timguin Saying AMERICA doesn't count...doesn't cost enough money.
@timguin @schmidtlesauce My girlfriend's parents live about an hour north of Scranton, definitely stopping by this place next time
@schmidtlesauce I found some Tim Horton's at a grocery store over 4th of july weekend. Bought 4 bags of it...should have gotten more
@schmidtlesauce @timguin @фиц Yeah, staff got on that one pretty quick
@фиц @biggoron C-blog is the disneyland of the internet, true story
@timguin I feel your pain, I had to start work at 6 today. This week is kicking my ass
I want to see a debate between Therrien and Bryzgalov
3 years ago on 91 Days..... | TPB
@STFD @Con_Soul11IsGolfing That was probably from the owner of Diesel
@Kinguinov @Midnight Rider Haha i was just thinking that, I feel the love.
@Midnight Rider @Kinguinov Don't worry, so are millions of other sleep deprived people.
@rshrawder @timguin It's kinda like that terrible relationship that goes on for years. Once you break it off, you have no idea why you stayed with the jackass for so long
@CTPensFan Flower is not dat soff
3 years ago on Fuck Max Talbot | TPB
@brettlive @Enigmatic Flipovich Dey like soff players
3 years ago on Talbot to Flyers | TPB
@timguin U mad bro?
3 years ago on Jagr has signed with the Flyers. | TPB
The Washington Capitals acquired a first round pick in the 2012 NHL Entry Draft and a second round pick in the 2012 or 2013 NHL Entry Draft from the Colorado Avalanche in exchange for goaltender Semyon Varlamov, vice president and general manager George McPhee announced today.
@Rage The hate is flowing
I trust that the Hockey Gods will take care of this situation.
3 years ago on Livefyre conversation - http://www.thepensblog.com/pensblog-news/tpb/tyler-kennedy-re-signs.html
Jagr deal reportedly for 3.3 M
The only way 68 will hang from the rafters at CEC is by the noose.
tsn_wally: RT @NHLFlyers: Per #Flyers GM Paul Holmgren: The Philadelphia Flyers have agreed to a contract with free agent RW Jaromir Jagr. [via Twitter]
Mike Smith to Phoenix, 2 years, 2 million per year
@SaintMarty Then they'll raise a "Successfully Signed Jagr" banner
@staplerova You don't say no to 66
@CFA_27 (former hurricane and blackhawk) now we know who jagr gets his gambling advice from...
3 years ago on Jagr Watch Is Over: Pens Withdraw Offer | TPB
@jeffurry @KyleSchroeck Thank god
@BleeBlastic I'm stuck with IE at work...it burns
3 years ago on Free Agent survival kit | TPB
@BleedsBlackGold Donald Fehr was the beginning of the end...if he does to hockey what he did to baseball
@deleted_11399_walterflanagan I often yearn for the blogspot days
So when the dust settles, what team in our division will present the biggest challenge to the Pens winning the Atlantic?
@bongtoker That, and we all learned a lesson about respect
@MrsMalkinsBorscht Brad Richards if he goes to NY, since they seem to specialize in horrible contracts
3 years ago on Welcome to the last day of Jagrwatch; Start of Free agency | TPB
@Bubby Your mind, sir, is right
@jeffurry It's like seeing the sunrise
@TheCynic @timguin By that definition, lookin like a Jameson day
@biggoron Someone got a picture of this from Pens website last night before it was changed. (via emptynetters)
3 years ago on Svoboda, "Alot more teams now we're talking to." | TPB
@Rage @Jasp Blame Florida
I would love to see Mullet Jagr as mustache boy, but nothing will top Billy G
3 years ago on Svoboda: Decision today | TPB
@Ev0luTioN37 @Lemay1945 Yeah it depends on where you go. If you go to Phantom Fireworks, they always want ID and you have to sign forms upfront, telling them where you're taking them
@Lemay1945 I went out of state to get the good stuff
I bought a ton of fireworks to set off this weekend...wooooooooooo
Have Jagr sign his contract at Center Ice, then let Buries It hit Svoboda with a steel chair...
"MAH GAWD, MAH GAWD"
@pokecheck Talbot still controls the herpes in the 'burgh, at least for one more day
@Comrade Wetschev @Birdman79 Z's cap hit is 4mil/yr. Martin's is 5
@Comrade Wetschev We'll have to endure the time for Sid to sign an extension first...God help us
@jeffurry What always happens when we go this long without actual hockey news...drop the puck already
@ChikkaChiChi Maybe we should have people camp out by his house in Upper Saint Clair?
@Kinguinov Uncle Sam makes me use IE...it hurts
@akus Lurker here, sittin at work