NHL Center Ice has changed my life. Go Pens!
Hahaha! Trotz sending Orpik over the boards for the shoot out. And Orpik actually scoring! I love it even if it was for the Craps!
1 day, 3 hours ago on MR. EHRHOFF TEAR DOWN THIS WALL! PENS WIN!
So pissed right now. Went to go heat up my lunch which was awesome leftovers from the dinner I made last night....only to grab my bag from the communal fridge and find my glass container in pieces inside it. Some ass in the office dropped it and then didn't have the freaking courtesy to leave a note of apology, just put it back in the fridge - same spot I put it in this morning too.
1 day, 23 hours ago on Whales Feast on Penguins
@JenBroflovski @Nanarama The multi-flavored popcorn buckets
@NHD Merry 2XMAS @JenBroflovski @Nanarama grommet pretzels sound like they might be hard on the teeth...
@Nanarama Those random cravings for crappy food just happen sometimes
Really hoping all the other NHL teams cancel their children's hospital visits this year.
2 days, 21 hours ago on Advanced Statistics and Why They Work (except when they don’t)
So apparently Crosby can't do anything normally, including getting the mumps.
Pre-Winter Olympics, 2014
Crosby is given immunization and a booster shot to protect against diseases, including the mumps, prior to leaving for Sochi, Russia.
Entire Penguins team was immunized and tested for mumps as an outbreak continues to grow in the NHL.
Nov. 28 vs. Carolina
Crosby suffered an injury to the right side of his neck – the salivary gland. He was tested with a CT scan and for mumps. All blood tests came back negative. Was given medication to bring swelling down.
When medication for the salivary gland was stopped, Crosby developed swelling next to the injured area. Another series of tests, including mumps, were conducted. The tests showed no indication of an infection.
Crosby showed no symptoms of mumps such as fever, chills or generalized body aches.
Dec. 12 vs. Calgary
Crosby’s swelling and condition worsened. Crosby’s DNA was sent to the CDC for a sophisticated test. He was held out of the game until the CDC test results come back.
Dec. 13 at Columbus
Crosby’s CDC test results came back positive for mumps
3 days, 1 hour ago on Advanced Statistics and Why They Work (except when they don’t)
@Lindas1st well, in his defense, beech trees usually grow pretty far away from the ocean.
1 week, 4 days ago on Gameday 26 – Senators at Pens
@SaintMarty I can see that actually happening
@SaintMarty alternate reality
SUCK ON THAT NHL!
@SaintMarty agreed but that's not how the NHL's gonna see it
I'd love to see some Penguin magic in this game, but honestly the way things have been going I'm just hoping the boys get out of the next several games without losing anyone else to injury.
So I saw Scuds wearing the A on his way onto the ice. He got it while Kuni's out? Or has he been wearing it for a while and I haven't been paying attention.
Jimmerson for anthem singer of all NHL games.
LET'S GO PENS!
Dammit, Tarasenko scores. Now 3-2.
1 week, 6 days ago on Gameday 25 – Canucks at Pens
Preds now up 3-1 ))))))))))))))
Preds up 2-1 now ))))))))))))))
Couldn't take the pain/boredom of the Pens game. Switched over to the Preds vs Blues. Hope the Preds light Uncle Daddy up up up.
@AngryPanda Q means "Questioning"
2 weeks ago on Your November 2014 Metro Division Champions!
@I'm so not Hoss (Roll Tide Edition) I think you mean "shut ahts"
2 weeks, 1 day ago on Gameday 24 – Devils at Pens
@M D H maybe the Canes are better than anyone has given them credit for.......beating both my favorite teams within the space of a week gaddmit
sometimes I hate my job
@Lionel Hutz he sucks
@M D H Missing his mind-reading wingers Kuni and Duper.
@KLIMAS WINS good timing
Comeau with two fantastic plays within the play!
Holy crap!!!!! What a play!
@I'm so not Hoss (Roll Tide Edition) I could tell it was Olli right off the bat.
*It is supposed to be Olli Maatta, right?
@Lionel Hutz @roCkhopper That was the high point as I remember it.
@Villan @Lionel Hutz eh, whatever
Kaspar memory set!
@KONP @Dapper Dad Man And you might actually clap and praise her for this behavior.
@shooter` Not sure whether everyone on here is an actual adult either....
@Lionel Hutz @roCkhopper Wow. I was in the car and heard Lange and the ol' 29er's response to it but hadn't seen it.
@Lionel Hutz That the Bortuzzo hit on Jagr?
I think I'm on turkey sammich number 4, possibly 5. Rapidly approaching turkeyed-out mode.
2 weeks, 3 days ago on Gameday 23 – Pens at Hurricanes
@Sue-per Mo and somehow he's still leading in points?!
2 weeks, 4 days ago on Gameday 23 – Pens at Hurricanes
@Lindas1st what a slacker
Preds have 33 SOG through 2 periods; Jackets have 15.
Hope Pekka doesn't fall asleep.
@Sue-per Mo Tanger was held out of the game
Switching over to the Preds v. Jackets
Preds up 1-0
@Lionel Hutz ummm, if your dick has nipples that shit, you need some serious medical help
Canes broadcaster all "The Hurricanes find a way with 11 seconds left!!!"
Hey, dude, they didn't tie it, so shut up.
@Sue-per Mo I met a woman at a training once whose first name was/is Tarantula.
Even the Canes broadcasters are calling that one a bad call
@Lionel Hutz Geno would like a word with you