"GET BACK IN YOUR CAGE!"
"Let's grind these bitches down!"
There is something about this post that just makes me disike Adam,
Derek, & Rick slightly. They have posts that do that to me every so
often. I'll stop at that before Staff gets all defensive and
3 months ago on Nope. Actually it makes perfect sense.
Hmm. Staff's post goes from explanatory to dickish simply because of the addition of a "wooing" Rick Flair.
See, that's why I always keep my hair cut short, then no one can say my hair looks ridiculous in any old photos.
3 months, 1 week ago on Confidence Index still on rise after this picture
I've heard rumors that Crosby may have tipped the Kunitz goal. We'll see what the NHL does.
3 months, 1 week ago on RECAP: Suddenly Sutter. PENS WIN.
@WulfBlud @penguinsfan Meh. In my book they're all equal. (Chipotle=Qdoba=Moe's)>Taco Bell
@mwn3d The pure joy on both of their faces was quite the thing to see.
@deejaybags I avoided the NBCSN feed because I could imagine Keith Jones and Mike Milbury hugging and bouncing around like school children during the first two periods. After the game I jumped between ROOT and NHLN.
I also now want to see a .gif of despondent-Milbury.
3 months, 1 week ago on Mistake city: Root sports with a massive error
@j-nine Is it sniffles or a full-blown "Oh God, my head & chest!" cold?
If it's sniffles, power through that mofo.
If it's a full-blown doom-cold, eat some soup and power through that mofo.
3 months, 1 week ago on RECAP: Monkey Business. PENS WIN.
And here I thought Crosby's 134 point pace from 2010-11 would be his career best...
@digiguin It's not all women "getting jammed up," it's mostly the fucking puckbunnies.
3 months, 1 week ago on RECAP: A Clockwork Orange. PENS WIN.
@MulletKing I saw that. It was quite the thing to see. He is the greatest player on Earth right now. I don't even think Gretzky would've been able to do that let alone tried.
I think the play with the overturned net would have gotten blown dead as soon as the Pens touched the puck if the ref didn't get the net resettled quickly enough. I swear a similar thing happened last year in a Caps game where the opposing coach was pissed when the caps scored while the Caps' net was overturned.
It's somewhere in the rulebook.
@Rage Toss Malkin in too so we can get a second round pick instead.
3 months, 2 weeks ago on And here come the Jerome Iginla Rumors
Guess my ears are going to have a busy Thursday. Got a new Pensblog Podcast to irritate me followed by a new Mission Log Star Trek Podcast to enjoy.
3 months, 2 weeks ago on PODCAST: March 6, 2013
Man, this probably spells doom for Boychuk's career if he doesn't take off in Nashville. I'd assume a guy who was waived twice in a shortened season and can't perform at the NHL level is probably persona non grata if he doesn't take off somewhere.
3 months, 2 weeks ago on Zach Boychuk Claimed by Nashville Predators
Maybe it was decided that having two TK's means they will cancel each other out?
3 months, 2 weeks ago on The Pittsburgh Penguins sign Tom Kostopoulos
@Rage I think Orpik forgot that he only gets the A during away games and was just arguing a non-call by virtue of the A sewn on his white jersey.
3 months, 2 weeks ago on RECAP: The boys are back in town. PENS WIN.
@CammieBuckeye I was mad they jumped to commercial during play and were showing that Gamecenter commercial with the footage of him doing that last season. Took me a few seconds to realize they hadn't screwed up and gone to commercial, Malkin just actually just shoved deja vu down our throats by doing the same exact shit on a different fucking day.
@themadgermanic At least he's not spraying the ice girls. Though the tabloid coverage of Potash's sexual deviancy would be epic.
It almost seems as if the Penspoints team was using February as a live beta-test for their jingoistic program.
After everything the Pens do for the fans, why did they come up with an ultra-exclusive program for "everybody" that caters to mostly in-Pittsburgh season ticket holders?
3 months, 2 weeks ago on EXCLUSIVE: Ed. L speaks on his February PensPoints win