Build a man a fire, keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for the rest of his life.
@I Hate Shoes goodnight shoes
1 day, 13 hours ago on NHL Playoff Team Fandom Decided by Facebook
@I Hate Shoes it is a weird, friendly face for a swimming murder dispenser
before the air force i worked at a ranch, fixing fences and whatnot, shoveling shit. I mentioned this to my Sarge once and one day some horses got loose on base. He radios, hey send panda, he was a ranch hand.Now i rode horses, so i caught them all, knew how to do it, no big deal. From that day on, for six years, i was the animal wrangler, snakes, gators, hogs, deer, whatever. I can't say i didn't enjoy it but i was not qualified for it.
@Birdman_ I have a cease fire agreement with them that stems from my time in the swamps. live and let live. I have pulled some nonsense in my day and not gotten bit so i abide them
@I Hate Shoes yah man, might as well get the full experience
@I Hate Shoes @AngryPanda i had 5 shots, two with snake shot, that is why i don't carry a revolver for anything but hunting anymore. glock 30. 11 rds of 230 gr gold dots will stop anything in PA, and bears are actually easy to kill. If they were as tough as whitetails it would be different. If they were as tough as squirrels i wouldn't hike with anything short of ma duece. Pound for pound, squirrels are the toughest animals i have seen
@I Hate Shoes so later, after that, i loaded up with snake shot, now thunderchief and i hike the railroad tracks, you owuld be amazed at what looks like snakes in the dark on railroad tracks. Long story short, he tried to get us drowned, after we got out of the river we hustled up the bank and came into a showdown with a bear and cubs we surprised. point is i at least saw the bear and had somehting to say about it. nothing came of it but still, prefer that
@I Hate Shoes so it seems to me snakes are kinda dicks that way, we meant it no harm, I didn't kill it afterwords, but if i didnt happen to step right on its head, it woulda tagged me, i used to think rattle snakes were cool at least on account of they let you know, but i've only ever found one and i had to poke it with a stick and pick it up by the body to get it to rattle, well after i saw it
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@I Hate Shoes now, it no longer posed a threat, as snakes often don't. Break here to add yess they do sell snake specific shot, basically like a small, very short range shotgun for your handgun.... it occured to me that either the snake bites you and you ar ein for a bad day, or it doesnt and there is no need to shoot it...
@I Hate Shoes not long after thunderchief yells fuck, jumps and spins 180 degrees, so he is facing me. Ask bgw how i respond to these sort of things on the trail, i turned 180 degrees, took a knee and look for a threat, as i thought thunderchief was turning to a threat. Turns out he stepped on a copperhead and when i turned i stepped on it, kneed, and was facing it bu the time it was said and done.
@I Hate Shoes Me and thunderchief went on a hike. must have been on a sunday on account of i got off work, drove up to ohiopyle and met him with about 2 hours daylight left. Now, it had just gotten to be about dusk, but still pretty birght, but we are hiking and i figure i'd take my snakeshot out, and load standard jacketed hollow points, carrying a revovler that day which is odd for me
@I Hate Shoes long story inbound
@I Hate Shoes snakes bug me man. seems to me i'd rather deal with pissed off momma bear or something
@I Hate Shoes it did
@dCbnGino @AngryPanda @bgw @Birdman_ more than three of those i'll take something belt fed
@I Hate Shoes @AngryPanda why i dont piss around with trout until a few weeks in
@bgw @AngryPanda @Birdman_ seems like i could hit that fucker from here
@bgw @Birdman_ put that down, i read somewhere it's bites destroy muscle
@I Hate Shoes i did this one
@I Hate Shoes @AngryPanda so i looked into cage diving, it is all touristy and bullshit. I was looking for the guy with a 2 star review, comments like "Captain was drunk" and "Not sure he is allowed to be doing this" because otherweise i feel like it owuld be watered down tourist shit...
@I Hate Shoes i beleive i have seen that, or one like it. Can't say deep sea ever had any appeal to me though
@bgw @Birdman_ @Gmus no, of your 2x5 dick
Beeg you got any idears for something i could write up? Who gives a fuck about CBJS bottom lines....
@bgw probably one of those things that CAN happen but probably wont
@Birdman_ @AngryPanda yah he mentioned it the same way i would tell you guys if i got my hair cut. like it was no big deal
@I Hate Shoes @AngryPanda GOld blade if the water is muddy, silver if clear, dark colors when it is darker out, lighter when the sun is out. fast retrieval.
@I Hate Shoes @AngryPanda I used to tie flies. I gave my good fly rod to my pal Jd Monroe as i left shreveport. Kinda wish i hadnt. Gave him my kayak as well. Damn i am generous.
My buddy thunderchief got married, in december, he just now mentioned it. Told you that dude was something else
@I Hate Shoes @AngryPanda rooster tails are my default. I do like crankbaits as well. have particular luck with the small sized jointed ones
@I Hate Shoes @AngryPanda @bgw work smarter not harder, hooah
@bgw @AngryPanda See, you are a hiking master, I like to hike a little bit, say 7-8 miles, and set up camp and fuck around. I am not above shooting that trout I see swimming around for food. Thing is, you don't even have to hit, it's called hydrostatic shock.
@bgw @AngryPanda False, i have, and will again, shoot fish
i'm about to head out for the first time this year, figure on getting into some trout and bass
@I Hate Shoes ha
@bgw @AngryPanda Shit.
@Gmus keep that in mind next season when down the stretch teams rest players
@Gmus Sucks for TB about bishop, but i don't think anyone thought they would win without him
@bgw Plus one whatever you say.
Crosby orders his palin, without the controversial hole in the middle. Untoasted, with a glass of water, no lemon. Hockey.
@Nanarama @AngryPanda @I Hate Shoes @presidentjlh Two wives.
1 day, 15 hours ago on NHL Playoff Team Fandom Decided by Facebook
@Nanarama @AngryPanda @I Hate Shoes @presidentjlh You know the penalty for Polygamy?
@SaintCookies a shutout at that
@Nanarama @I Hate Shoes @presidentjlh Nanners date that 45 year old if you can get something out of it. Take what you can get people....
@I Hate Shoes @Nanarama @presidentjlh Hell I enlisted at 17. She will be a college freshmen in like 15 minutes
@I Hate Shoes @Nanarama @presidentjlh Shes old enough to be deployed to Iraq right now.
@I Hate Shoes @Nanarama @presidentjlh wait two months. Do it.
My God, it's a shame dallas won't win this series, because Jordie Benn already has an epic playoff beard.
THis, ladies and gentlemen, is what a playoff crowd sounds like.
@presidentjlh my pal dummyhead constantly gets hit on by old ladies.