Build a man a fire, keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for the rest of his life.
Maybe the injuries will stop now that CFA missed a game. Maybe the hockey gods have been appeased.
15 hours, 40 minutes ago on Gameday 32 – Panthers at Pens
So apparently there is a version of the pilot episode of Archer where Sterling Archer is a raptor.http://www.watch-tvseries.net/series26/Archer/season-01-episode-00-Unaired-Pilot
16 hours, 52 minutes ago on Gameday 32 – Panthers at Pens
@Jasp @bgw yah stay far away from that one
17 hours, 20 minutes ago on Gameday 32 – Panthers at Pens
@KONP Variable speeds
1 day, 20 hours ago on Gameday 31 – Avalanche at Pens
@KONP @AngryKrampus @bgw Oh, good news on that. It was from a customer.
@bgw i'm at work i have an excuse
Bryzgalov is bad.
1 day, 21 hours ago on Gameday 31 – Avalanche at Pens
@bgw But do you have any baseballs?
Colberts final show right meow if yinz are interested in that
2 days, 17 hours ago on Gameday 31 – Avalanche at Pens
@Lionel Hutz @AngryKrampus you know the porn paradoys are filming right now
@Lionel Hutz @AngryKrampus especially porn
Every movie should just end with Kim Jong Un dying at the end. No matter what the story is, Romantic Comedy, sci fi, whatever. "They lived happily ever after, and also kim jong un died, the end"
I just had to get firefox installed. Chromes been all sorts of stupid as of late
2 days, 18 hours ago on Gameday 31 – Avalanche at Pens
@SaintMarty whats all this about him biting?
@NewYinzer @Dillon is Homo for Comeau @AngryKrampus why do you think i fell asleep on the couch
@Dillon is Homo for Comeau @AngryKrampus @NewYinzer Saturday probably. Gonna cook up some deer steaks, get some cigars
@NewYinzer @AngryKrampus oh nothing, just sitting here on the couch looking at two bottles of pappy van winkle...
But i'm back and good to go now!
i posted my hi cunts photo and promptly fell asleep on the couch.
2 days, 19 hours ago on Gameday 31 – Avalanche at Pens
@KONP i'm actually a little surprised to learn VH-1 is still on the air
3 days, 18 hours ago on MR. EHRHOFF TEAR DOWN THIS WALL! PENS WIN!
@KONP it's back VH-1
@KONP Not sure, it's in commercial now. It's probably fucking History Channel or something, who knows these days
@bgw @AngryKrampus the ne dating "Storm" said her dad is some dildo named "Sammy the Bull" if that means anything to you. I don't know if thats a well known mob guy or not
@bgw @AngryKrampus none of em seem to be actually married to any mobsters. Ms panda keeps saying "Oh that ones dad is a mob guy, or her uncle is...no one actually a mob "wife" yet
The ones boyfriend or husband or something just came to the door, he's named "Storm" like hes an American Gladiator.
Ms Panda is watching scream fucking. This one is about "Mob wives" and apparently the entire show is girls talking about how much you don't want to mess with them.No one actually does anything they only talk about it. The big one looks like a cartoon shes had so much plastic surgery.
The fuck is Buffalol doing? they can't even Tank right.
@Skeletor #HeManisapussy I like Pominville. New Third Pominville jersey would look good.
anyone still here?
Dinners ready back in like 20
3 days, 19 hours ago on MR. EHRHOFF TEAR DOWN THIS WALL! PENS WIN!
@KONP And the kid doesn't even have a car, he walks to work sometimes, don't spend 100 dollars dude. I really hope it isn't from him
@KONP Can't even do that. I work with the dude and the dremel is for my workbench "Hey where did it go" Worst case I'm sure he can use it at his house, everyone needs a good dremel
@bgw @Skeletor #HeManisapussy I clicked his profile, saw "Person of interest" Hi NHD
@Skeletor #HeManisapussy Who's this? You aren't from fucking LA are you?
@Hoss What explaining? I was kickin it with Hitler. I thought Cblog would be on board with that.
@KONP still, its a cordless one which I don't think will hold up so if he got it for me not only is it really weird, it's not even the one I picked out and ms panda was going to buy, so i'm stuck with a model I didn't want and a really awakward gift. It's gonna be really awkward when I have to say "Dude, I don't want this, it's inappropriate, I appreciate the gesture but you need to return this."
@KONP it's really weird. Still a chance one of my customers got it for me, which would be preferable
@bgw @AngryKrampus Beeg
The kid knows 100% for a fact that Ms.Panda got me one for Christmas, and the thing is like 100 bucks. So fucking weird.
Beeg to answer you from earlier, yes I think Lone Wolf bought me a dremel
@M D H @AngryKrampus They make a movie making fun of the Little angry feller up north, he attacks civilians in a theater, we retaliate, there ya go, could happen. Fucking James Franco. Fuck it, lets just do it
I hope a Seth Rogen/ James Franco movie is what starts up the armageddon machine. That would be incredible.
Fairly certain the new kid got me a dremel tool for Christmas. Giftwrapped on my workbench with my name on it. No "From" name.Is it possible to be pissed at a Christmas gift? I told him Ms Panda ordered me one for Christmas, he knows she did and he can't be spending over a hundred bucks on me, thats ridiculous. I hope one of my customers dropped it off or something,...
4 days, 2 hours ago on MR. EHRHOFF TEAR DOWN THIS WALL! PENS WIN!
@Jasp It's not have a relationship whenever she feels like it. She doesn't want one and thats ok but now you don't want one and you are using her? fuck that. Don't feel bad, gorilla fuck her again if you get the chance.
4 days, 5 hours ago on MR. EHRHOFF TEAR DOWN THIS WALL! PENS WIN!
Is Kendrick Lamar a famous person?
4 days, 15 hours ago on MR. EHRHOFF TEAR DOWN THIS WALL! PENS WIN!
@NewYinzer @AngryKrampus any luck on the job?
4 days, 17 hours ago on MR. EHRHOFF TEAR DOWN THIS WALL! PENS WIN!
@NewYinzer @AngryKrampus I could sell my 12 year for like 300 or so if i wanted but then i couldnt drink it
@NewYinzer @AngryKrampus i woulda paid 250 for the 23 and if i wanted to i woulda sold it for 1800 or so
4 days, 18 hours ago on MR. EHRHOFF TEAR DOWN THIS WALL! PENS WIN!