Call me MKN. I'm a Pens fan, and the team I can't stand the most is the (Flyers? Caps? Nope, it's the...) Canadiens. I'm in college at the moment for Political Science at IUP.
"You'll walk into work tomorrow and some fringe sports fan will say, " Oh
did you watch that Penguins/Flyers game last night," and you will see
yourself stabbing them and then throwing yourself out of a building."Welp, this just happened. I write to yinz somewhere between floors 3 and 2-*splat*
1 year, 7 months ago on QUICK CAP. No clue what the hell just happened. Pens lose 6-5
@thepensblog @digiguin New Nickname contest?
1 year, 8 months ago on RECAP: Like Riding a Bike. PENS WIN.
@thepensblog @digiguin Doesn't end in -y! BOO!!!!
Cooke and Sutter looking good.
1 year, 8 months ago on Gameday - Black and Gold Game
@TJ FADEHAWK - Disciple of Ron Swanson I believe he did. I've been calling him that for about that long and I couldn't remember why.
I've decided to root for Team Black. The Top 2 Forward Lines are on Team White, and they'll score at a high rate. Seeing the D-men and Fleury play well is higher on my list of priorities.
90 more minutes and I'll have officially survived my first lockout.
Michalek's first year with the Pens was considerably better one than his second. Though its open to speculation that it was from lingering effects of his injury, and that he was paired with Martin a lot. Definitely not the best move by Shero to trade him for peanuts. Oh, and to be a bit nitpicky, his contract was 4 mil a year, not 5.
1 year, 8 months ago on Things you forgot: The Michalek salary dump
@DCPensFan All day.
2 years, 2 months ago on 3pm Update, still nothing from Parise | July2012
I'm never gonna see the Michalek chant from braveheart again! At least not in context! NOO!!!!
2 years, 2 months ago on Pens trade Michalek to Phoenix for prospects | June2012
I had no less than 10 of my friends contact me in various ways to attempt to console me over Michalek being traded. I'm wearing my jersey for the last time tonight, and drinking copious amounts of wine and rum.
@stapler Edit the wiki to say Bernier scored the game winner?
2 years, 3 months ago on June 12 | June2012
Just realized while looking at this picture, Scuds makes the difference in both SCF Finals Game 6s, which leads to his team hoisting The Cup.
http://video.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=43536 - Playing Goalie for the Pens
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMdDgSpL3Lo&feature=relmfu - Gets boarded by Bernier
Though that's only if 'getting your face wrecked' counts as making the difference.
T. Vo! Like Tivo, but saves goals not tv shows.
2 years, 3 months ago on All about Tomas Vokoun | June2012
Are you chanting 'Broadstreet Fucks'?
2 years, 5 months ago on Playoff Gameday - Round One, Game Three - Flyers | April 2012
What. Was. That. Shit.
Breathe. Kill Penalties. Breathe.
Pressure Makes Diamonds.
@pdoggyScore's still 0-0, boys.
Can we haz Michalek powerball?
2 years, 6 months ago on FIRST PERIOD: Coyotes in town | Gamechat
My Michalek jersey has just spent 20 seconds whirling above my head.
I don't care if Roloson is still in the net, if Fluery shot at it he'd probably score.
2 years, 6 months ago on THIRD PERIOD: Tampa Bay sucks, 5-1 Pens | Gamechat
MY NAME EVGENI I SCORE MANY GOAL!
Tangradi a 20-30 goal scorer? He has 1 NHL goal. 1.
2 years, 7 months ago on Proposed Penguin trades: Day 8 | Feb2012
Geno and Neal try it again. Love the faceoff shot.
2 years, 7 months ago on SECOND PERIOD: 2-2 Neal city | Feb2012
Trade Crosby for another winger for Geno/Neal
Who's this Sidney Crosby kid? Is he a prospect?
Flower with the assist, lololol.
Martin trying to POWERBALL
I'll just leave this here...
2 years, 7 months ago on FIRST PERIOD: Winnipeg sucks. Stream here | Feb2012
Reminds me of this one.
@jmatta27 Please go take another piss.
Oh my gog this is ridic.
@crosberries Who doesn't?
@MillerTime970 (See Gogo for Neal/Nisky) Shero=Wizard
2 years, 7 months ago on Proposed Penguin trades: Day 3. | Feb2012
Can that count for the Paul Martin Powerball?
2 years, 7 months ago on FIRST PERIOD: New Jersey city | Feb2012
Ike. Taylor. Sucks.
2 years, 8 months ago on This week on "In The Room" | Jan2012
Why is there no angry pick of Bruce Boudreau? Oh wait, is Anaheim not out of Haagen-Dazs yet?
2 years, 8 months ago on The week in pissed-off coaches: 12/28-1/3 | Jan2012
Went to the NYR @ FLA game tonight. At one point there was a battle between 'Let's Go Panthers' and 'Let's Go Rangers' chants. Who won the battle? Just check the final score.
It was like the Pens taking over the arena in Columbus, except full of obnoxious New Yorkers instead of Pens fans.
2 years, 8 months ago on STATS: The Penguins struggles against good teams | Dec2011
@YinzerinCT@orby@Bubby Get Bettis!
2 years, 8 months ago on Picard & Williams to WBS | Dec2011
And goaltending. @Lemay1945 @Hoss
@Hoss@Lemay1945 However, Despres has been impressive, though that may be related to his being paired with Z.
Before the game, my lil bro and I drank a bit of rum, and decided we'd drink every time the Pens scored.
5th of Admiral Nelson defeated!!! (Also Sabres...)
2 years, 9 months ago on Second Period: Pens up 4-1 | chat
2 years, 9 months ago on Gameday 32 - Senators | Dec2011