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true, motherfucking, american hero
3 months, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/gif-paul-martin-is-back.html
I dunno, I think its a really long BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
1 year, 4 months ago on LINK CITY: Projections, NHL Re-draft, Secondary scoring...
@malkincookies @FindingNeo truth. at first i thought it was crosby sucks too, but it was go leafs go for sure.
1 year, 4 months ago on QUICK CAP GIF: Crosby seals it. Pens win 5-4 in a shootout.
@akus dont you dare go anywhere for the third, akus. glue your ass to the seat!
1 year, 4 months ago on Pittsburgh Penguins Gameday 24 - Philadelphia Flyers
@akus @Mr. Confidence yup. first game vs. flyers. maybe even first goal of the season.
@Rage @kirk_75 @Moves66 second call was a definite late after the whistle. refs will call that shit 100% of the time. it was insanely late. the first neal penalty was the weakest shit i've seen this season.
@FindingNeo @pops lol no worries. im in the same boat. firstrowsports.eu is the shit
@FindingNeo fuck community. man up. ;)
@kirk_75 truth. just come into the room. shake your head. walk out. let sid talk.
@CammieBuckeye crazy bounces. two goals off of martin, one fleury howler... stupid penalties by niskanen and neal... not much emotion from the pens... no offense so far... pretty much thats it
@FindingNeo @Lemay1945 a coach who can mentally prepare them for this shit? someone go to the net, yea your'e gonna get hit, but shit, at least stir it up in the crease
@mustbechris Glad to hear you admit defeat. See ya, nutjob.
1 year, 4 months ago on Fraud Giroux, RIP to the former best player in the world for two weeks
go easy staff. you dont want to be accused of being GUTLESS. http://goo.gl/gMtSB
quick search on CG28's NHL awards listing:
-2010 Prince of Wales Trophy with the Philadelphia Flyers
-Played in the NHL All-Star Game in 2011 and 2012
daaaamn he's good
the whole thing is laughable. it just screams inferiority complex. "claude is just as good if not better. why wont anyone listen to me? please someone agree with meeeee" poor lavvy. its just awesome how badly crosby's in philly's head, every minute of every game, fans, players, coaches, announcers, cleaning crew, security, toll booth operators...
@mustbechris cool joke bro
love the pitbull gif lol, why so many bud light commercials?
1 year, 4 months ago on Pittsburgh Penguins Gameday 23 - Tampa Bay Lightning
hey have some fun out there...
what happened to the whole banner contest thing? never saw anything. anyone know?
@akus the isles are terrible at making personnel decisions, so that's not indication. eaton isn't anything flashy, but he's a good shot blocker. i think he was a solid third pairing guy. who knows these days.
1 year, 5 months ago on TWITTER CONTEST: Malkin Bobblehead
i have a weird feeling that TK will score a big goal tonight... might just be diarrhea
did the last one a while back with my dad. pens stomped the flyers something like 8-3 (this was the season when the flyers were god-awful). sid scored his first ever nhl hattrick. no one said a word to us... mostly because they left by the time the 3rd period started. still one of the best experiences of my life. yup this was the game (http://scores.espn.go.com/nhl/recap?gameId=261028015) it was 8-2... jesus this was long ago. john leclair and michele oulette still on the team? whaaaaaa?
1 year, 5 months ago on Pens Points Fan Loyalty Program: the pros and cons
ugh. ET will score, of course, since this is hockey
1 year, 5 months ago on Pittsburgh Penguins Gameday 15 - Winnipeg Jets
@BleedsBlackGold i have no idea where jaromir is, but it is after 9:30pm so have some respect.
1 year, 5 months ago on VIDEO: Still hate Jagr for some reason? You won't after this interview.
always loved jags. him leaving was eh. but the flyers thing fucking hurt. not even him signing with the flyers, but the shit ringer of rumors he and svoboda put the pens through. because of that shitstorm, only to sign with the flyers in the end, he's dead to me. but it did bring about one of the best pensblog momenets ever.... the call to petr svoboda. "HAVE SOME RESPECT!"
@CaseySheehan AHHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA suck our collective balls
1 year, 5 months ago on Sens Organization officially accuses Matt Cooke of hurting Erik Karlsson
peace ottawa douchenozzles
1 year, 5 months ago on Pittsburgh Penguins Gameday 14 - Ottawa Senators
gonna feed neal for the hattie
@mahstah @pops oh thats right. 10 minutes for being named matt cooke
what is cooke getting kick out for? what is this shit?
everyone get your raincoats ready. there will be so many tears in ottawa.
what a horse's ass..head
@TJ FADEHAWK - Disciple of Ron Swanson @pops @mahstah come on. we all saw this coming. he got his contract and then stunk up the joint.
@mahstah lol. poor chief wiggum... i mean tk
FUCK YEA SID!
Neal trick me! or just score.
sid trying to break gonch's legs.
letang onehanded it the entire lenght of the ice. impressive. most impressive.
@mahstah @akus he is the perfect guy for that line. sandpaper and go to the net. he doesnt give two fucks. maybe boychuk will find some chemistry with his boy sutter on the 3rd line
@mahstah sens management can suck a dick
FREE COOKE!... oh maybe a little early
@The66thDopefish well at least he didnt shoot it into the crowd off of a stick
neal is so fucking automatic
was that onside? why does this shit happen during the home gaaames!?
what a fucking joke of a goal. fucking bullshit. its alright flower!
@mahstah you know he'll score against the pens. its the rules of hockey.
@digiguin lol oh steigy
ugh come on boys. pick up yo shit.
@akus to (badly) quote craig adams before game 7 vs. caps... would it be too much to ask for a blowout?
@FuuManChuMan eh. take what you can get at this point i guess
matty nisk is back! oooh legame as well. phew, thats a relief.
game was fucking unwatchable. refs calling every little thing. pens couldnt get their shit going. whatevs.
1 year, 5 months ago on QUICK CAP: Rough day. Pens' streak snapped.
whaaat thee fuuuuck, what are these fucking calls?
1 year, 6 months ago on How to watch the game online today 1-19-13
@WulfBlud that was a weak ass penalty they just called on him.
@The66thDopefish TuneIn Radio App isn't too bad. you can search for hockey and get a bunch of hits
flyers fans booing their team already? yikes
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA REAL DEAAAAAL PLAY
PM doesn't look too bad so far
uhmm are they going to switch over to the pens game, orrrr...
I looked up the first paragraph of the next chapter... no joke this is what it says...
"When I was an 11-year old playing peewee hockey in the Washington, D.C., area, I remember backing down from an encounter with an opponent and hearing a voice from the crowd yell, "Get off the ice, you pussy."
Looking into the stands, I realized it was my mother."
That explains so much.
1 year, 6 months ago on STUNNED: First paragraph of Jeremy Roenick's book
@Bradley James McEachern exactly. might've also been the whole, "i'm pissed with this shitty playoff performance, so I'll give the young guys a try if I can't sign someone else" conjecture at this point.
2 years ago on Some additional details about the Shea Weber's offer sheet from the Flyers and how it affects the Penguins. | July2012
@stapler glad Shero is not panicking at least. dropping dollars on semin or some shit.
@Bradley James McEachern definitely get the parise thing, but that deal was nowhere near happening, it sounds like. i guess we dropped some cash off the payroll, but i think michalek will be missed, especially on the pk.
i still don't understand dropping michalek. sure, drop him to free up cap space, but only if you have a deal ready to go that needs that cap space. michalek didn't have a stellar season last year, but he wasn't awful by any means.
@Fudgemanners i hear ya, enjoying the crazy ride that this UFA season is..
2 years ago on Parise lands at MSP, " Still no timeable," | July2012
pensblog needs to call his agent, ala petr svoboda. this needs a staff intervention.
@KitInaka @SaintMarty cheapshark.com awesome website that pools all discount drm sites together. amazon has some sick sales too now. got gta4 for 9.99
@marioISgod Yea. Stopped around 08 or 09. Whenever the new shit happened. This is actually not too bad, though.
@SaintMarty hell yea. waiting for a steam summer sale discount, htough.
@marioISgod Thanks, man! After the new comments system I just couldn't get into commenting on it, so I just lurked in the shadows and read. But this whole Parise shitshow is making me give this system another try. It's not so bad. Good to talk to everyone again!
@marioISgod Yea. Its been so long. I remember the curse-rants of old. ahh the times
"Zach, sign the goddamn papers, and I'll see you at center ice... Mario"
ZacDalpe22: I just drove by a bunch of ducks making girl faces.... [via Twitter] TRI-larious
@stapler a fuck. theres a wedding involved? parise is going to carolina
@MaddHatter According to Petr Svoboda, 49 nhl teams are interested in jagr... it's impossible for someone to come out of "left field"
@Billyho If Parise decides to go somewhere else, I need a photoshop of him turning into a skeleton ala Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade with the words "He chose...........................................................poorly"
How can Philly make all these insane offers and still fit under the cap with the contracts they have in place?
Parise thoughtprocess: No decision today, take a day off for fourth of July, recuperate on Thursday from celebrating, Friday? might as well take a day off to rest from all the decisionmaking, weekend, maybe decide on monday...
@Billyho I'm scared about his dad being a former North Star, but really, as long as he doesn't go to Philly...
@MaddHatter @Billyho @Hoss Yea. Plus I love the strategy of "the best player in the world makes 8.7 mil, how the fuck do you dare ask/make more? You'll take 8 and be happy." Plus if he's so worried about ownership with NJ, he can't pick a better org to go to ownership wise than the pens. Mario takes care of his own.
@Hoss I know. He shouldn't give a shit. I doubt anyone would. I also doubt anyone would leave 20 mil on the table to go play with a buddy, no matter how awesome that buddy is. if the pens offer an average of 8 mil and min offers 10, no matter how awesome it would be to play with sid, he won't leave that much money on the table. Hope I am SO wrong.
This shit usually comes down to money. He's dragging everyone along. Just make a fucking decision so the Pens can go to Plan B.
Fuckers gonna sign with the Flyers. I just know it
2 years ago on REPORT: Parise to talk to teams on shortlist again. | July2012