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@Rage @MrsMalkinsBorscht @presidentjlh @kirk_75 i had thai food today with 20/10 spice scale. i know about ass pain.
1 day, 1 hour ago on Playoff 2015 Gameday 1 – Pens at Rangers
@presidentjlh @kirk_75 i think shitting themselves would have been more entertaining.
@Gmus @ Dillon i agree. the future is really really bright. but he's still raw and looks exhausted. Maatta looked better last year, but he also hit a wall.
@kirk_75 @MrsMalkinsBorscht @Dapper Turtle Dick @Gmus fair point.
@kirk_75 @Dapper Turtle Dick @Gmus but does he disappear in the playoffs?
@Gmus seriously, he's gonna be a healthy scratch all spring, just let him murder someone.
@Gmus i'm actually rooting for chris neil for once. it may be possible that he kills someone
@presidentjlh did he even play?
at least letang has an excuse for not showing up.
what an awful haircut.
oh for fuck's sake.
kunitz is so awful.
@Leeeny i think we're all just thankful its not 5-0 rags because we got our shit pushed in for a solid 30 minutes.
need moar tyler kennedy.
I wish vegas took bets on sid disappearing in the playoffs.
@Dapper Turtle Dick @MrsMalkinsBorscht If you're such a tough guy punch your screen so hard that it hurts me.
if the pens lose i'm kicking all of your asses. if the pens win, i'm kicking all of your asses then fucking yo women.
even when i believe there is no hope for this team, i'm still somehow pumped for this game. god damn hockey. as soon as i think i'm out, it pulls me right back in.
1 day, 5 hours ago on St. Marty Reviews the Western Conference 2015 Playoff Teams
@PensAreYourDaddy @PezDOY @JenBroflovski well done.
1 day, 8 hours ago on St. Marty Reviews the Western Conference 2015 Playoff Teams
that espn reporter thing is amazing. i hope she loses her job because she represents alot of everything i hate in this world.
@JenBroflovski @MrsMalkinsBorscht not you, you could probably take me.
@KONP @MrsMalkinsBorscht @PezDOY of all the genres out there sci-fi is by far the least interesting to me. the moment i change a channel and star something is on, i change it.
@PezDOY I've literally never seen a single minute of them unless it was a commercial. same with star trek.
I'll fight all you fuckers at the same time.
@presidentjlh i think winning is fun. apparently our definitions of fun aren't the same.
1 day, 10 hours ago on St. Marty Reviews the Western Conference 2015 Playoff Teams
@NHD Files "I am tho god damn thick of thethe thenaniganth"
@JenBroflovski @MrsMalkinsBorscht @SaintMarty @NHD Files wait wait wait, we got it all wrong and shero was right all along. MOAR D
@I'mDefinitelyBirdman79 @SaintMarty you eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
@SaintMarty @NHD Files it just struck me that our defense is barely an nhl caliber defense.
@JenBroflovski @MrsMalkinsBorscht i would watch it but I have game of thrones on a constant loop.
1 day, 11 hours ago on Top Ten Playoff Performances Number 6
@JenBroflovski @MrsMalkinsBorscht did they train ovehckin to act like a douche in rap videos?
@JenBroflovski which documentary?
would love to see the Isles upset the Caps. I think I may jump on their bandwagon when we lose in 3.
1 day, 12 hours ago on Top Ten Playoff Performances Number 6
@JenBroflovski @MrsMalkinsBorscht @beeline yeah, that's the way mine is too. we paid a $25 co-pay for the entire pregnancy and that was the first appointment to confirm she was pregnant.
3 days, 13 hours ago on Awful Announcing
@JenBroflovski @MrsMalkinsBorscht @beeline not to keep going, but obesity was gaining traction of being a true protected class but has recently fallen out of favor as people push for homosexuality to be a protected class. once that happens, i think obesity will become the agenda again.
@JenBroflovski @MrsMalkinsBorscht @beeline btw with your spawn roasting, make sure you call your insurance company and find out what will be covered and how much you will owe. I've had friends get stuck with pretty massive bills. One said that epidural was "optional" and charged them $2,400.
@JenBroflovski @MrsMalkinsBorscht @beeline Does that discuss the new york case? if so, that was also under a different circuit court which is "instructive" but not law for PA federal district. Also, i can be mean and call you fat every day of the week and that wouldn't necessarily be a violation of any law. however, if i think your obesity is actually a "disability" rather than a characteristic than you are violating the ADA as any disability is protected as long as it meets certain criteria. but generally being mean to someone for being fat, such as creating a hostile work environment, would not result in liability.
3 days, 14 hours ago on Awful Announcing
@JenBroflovski @MrsMalkinsBorscht @beeline which is why its become a big topic for seminars.
@JenBroflovski @MrsMalkinsBorscht @beeline well those are two different issues. its not bright line.
@JenBroflovski @MrsMalkinsBorscht @beeline btw, I loved the $100 penalty for smoking when meghan got her benefits packet. although i didn't like the rule that there is a penalty to sign up for Crown health benefits if the spouse has health through his/her own company. your benefits would have been overall more beneficial but with the penalty would have cost more so we stayed on my insurance.
@JenBroflovski @MrsMalkinsBorscht @beeline i do, I am giving a seminar in July. tell them to come.
@JenBroflovski @beeline being fat isn't a protected class.....
@NewYinzer @MrsMalkinsBorscht is it dank?
1 week, 1 day ago on Jersey sponsorship – Metropolitan Division
@NewYinzer i could help her get rid of it....
@pdoggy @MrsMalkinsBorscht well assuming we have clinched, i could see it happen because the game won't matter. assuming that we lose on friday and our playoff hopes ride on that game, that would be best case scenario for the ultimate implosion.
1 week, 2 days ago on Jersey sponsorship – Metropolitan Division
Also, Despres is mostly meaningless in all of this as his presence probably would not have made any difference in this spring collapse, but that trade is clearly awful. Lovejoy isn't even as good as despres and he's 8 years older. the only possible way to defend that trade at this point is to simply say it wouldn't change our current situation. other than that, awful awful trade.
Last night was worst case scenario for me. if i want them to lose, the point is to miss the playoffs and ownership to get a pillow fight over who to fire first. I don't want to watch them blow a 3 goal lead to still get a point and actually increase their playoff odds. if that was happening i would have rather seen a dominating performance and a mushroom stamp on hammond's head. pens can't even lose correctly anymore.
Bylsma is jerking off to this collapse
1 week, 3 days ago on Gameday 80 – Pens at Senators
at least our ability free fall is elite