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@presidentjlh @MrsMalkinsBorscht @NewYinzer one day when i'm a partner and i have some shitty case, i'll play the meow game during a depo.
1 day, 5 hours ago on Gameday 31 – Avalanche at Pens
@presidentjlh @NewYinzer i also have randomly redacted meaningless words just to confuse the other side. I redacted "the" one time. they get so confused.
@presidentjlh @MrsMalkinsBorscht @NewYinzer that's not even that much either, about two paper boxes full.
@presidentjlh @MrsMalkinsBorscht @NewYinzer i hate that shit. i go the opposite route, i bury people in paper. I had one attorney i really hated so i duplicated each document. there were about 7,500 pages of records and i turned it into about 15,000 made up of duplicates. he eventually figured it out and mother fucked me for about 10 minutes on the phone.
@presidentjlh @MrsMalkinsBorscht @NewYinzer i now just assume that leaders obtained their rank by fucking their way to the top or having dirt on the people around them.
@presidentjlh @MrsMalkinsBorscht @NewYinzer don't just assume because the clients are high profile that they aren't morons. I do work with an extremely high profile F500 financial institution. Every person I talk to is a moron. getting simple discovery is almost impossible. i'm really in shock about how pathetic the people are. I'm talking people with president and vice president in their title.
@presidentjlh @MrsMalkinsBorscht @NewYinzer since i'm 99% of the time defending a company, i'm seeing a lot of shitty attorneys representing the little people on contingent fee agreements. contingent fee just breeds lazy. do as little as possible to maximize the "profit" on the fee.
@presidentjlh @MrsMalkinsBorscht @NewYinzer i swear i am successful in most of my litigation simply because the other side is lazy. even the high priced "legal teams"
@presidentjlh @MrsMalkinsBorscht @NewYinzer i take it that you are already gaining an appreciation for the incomprehensible amount of awful, lazy attorneys out there.
@presidentjlh @AngryKrampus @Lionel Hutz they should use his face to blur the private parts in the asian pornos.
1 day, 6 hours ago on Gameday 31 – Avalanche at Pens
@presidentjlh @MrsMalkinsBorscht @NewYinzer the best thing as a lawyer is when you get a case dead on arrival and can possibly find a loophole. There is absolutely 0 expectations and you can get creative in you bullshitting. if you pull off anything you look like a miracle worker.
@presidentjlh @MrsMalkinsBorscht @NewYinzer would have to win a trial which will be difficult still, but at least i can force them to negotiate now.
@presidentjlh @MrsMalkinsBorscht @NewYinzer i had a feeling you would appreciate.
@NewYinzer @presidentjlh tell him you adversely possessed his mom.
@presidentjlh @NewYinzer fun story, i just inceptioned a summary judgment brief. used a gist of the contract arugment to take a negligence claim and turn it into a contract claim because my statute was blown on the negligence but still alive under contract. damages are more limited, but that's better than being shit out of luck due to a blown statute. i baited the other side and it worked beautifully. can't wait for the appeal
@presidentjlh @NewYinzer breaking out the promissory estoppel. niiiiiiiiiiiiice
@NewYinzer @MrsMalkinsBorscht most people that i know who don't like sushi, don't like the texture as much as the flavor. it does take a bit of getting used to, which is why i recommend starting soft and branching out. if texture doesn't both you much, worst case scenario is bathe everything in soy sauce and wasabi until that's all you taste. i also really like the ginger in the soy sauce mixture.
@NewYinzer @presidentjlh reviews don't seem bad. i'd feel fairly liberal with trying. start with crab and shrimp rolls and work your way to more exotic stuff. sushi is great.
@NewYinzer If its shit stuff, stick to california rolls (fake crab) and shrimp rolls. If its a decent place, venture into salmon and tuna. If its good place, try a bit of everything. If you don't like, take a swig of whiskey and try something else. Careful with the wasabi. Its a different kind of spice, shit will clear you out. start with a little and work your way up.
I'm late to the coffee conversation, but I agree with the fresh ground from whole beans at home. Also, I love my keurig and using the refillable "k-cup". I keep another brewer for when we have company and that has a built in coffee grinder as well. Coffee is absurdly cheap and better than just about any option out there by grinding at home.
3 days, 17 hours ago on Whales Feast on Penguins
@KONP @MrsMalkinsBorscht fair point about the booster before sochi. another booster wouldn't be of any value. However, i did read an article that said teams weren't automatically giving boosters/vaccines.
5 days, 16 hours ago on Gameday 29 – Pens at Jackets
here's what i really don't understand, once a few players come down with the mumps, why doesn't the entire league vaccinate/booster. why wait until it hits the team. this seems like stupidity. I guess they were worried about all the mercury in the vaccines. didn't want the entire team to get autism.
in the latest episode of overreaction theatre, Stan Savran pisses off people who take themselves too seriously and the pens lose a game in December without a bunch of their best players.
6 days, 6 hours ago on Gameday 29 – Pens at Jackets
@HobeyBaker @MrsMalkinsBorscht @JenBroflovski If you say, the pirates have 10 million left to play with, my choice would be to use the money elsewhere than him. may be able to bring in a couple high upside high risk flyers for $10 million combined rather than sink that into a pitcher who had a great second half combined with years of mediocrity.
For example, i would bet that brett anderson and brandon morrow could both be had for about 10-13 million combined. both are still relatively young pitchers, anderson is only 26, both had pretty good upside at one point and both could regain that upside. Anderson has been more about injuries because he pitched well for the short time he was healthy last season and morrow's FIP and xFIP show a much better pitcher than his numbers. If you hit on both you have one of the better 1-5 rotations in major league baseball with good depth, if you miss on both, you still have a decent 1 through 3 with league average pitchers at 4 and 5.
1 week, 3 days ago on How’s Name this Guy?
@HobeyBaker @JenBroflovski don't trust volquez. if the $10 million price tag is true, i would rather allocate those assets elsewhere. I agree I would like to see another pitcher to solidy the 3/4 rotation spot, just not sure its him.
@neilcity @AngryPanda i'm very late to this party, but i agree with panda. just have some sex. safe sex, but sex. sex is the key. lots of it.
1 week, 4 days ago on I Love You Man, No Comeau. PENS WIN
@NHD @bgw @MrsMalkinsBorscht gonna go pat myself on the back for a little.
2 weeks, 3 days ago on Little Brother Whoops Big Brother
@NHD @bgw @MrsMalkinsBorscht i save my clients checkbooks. i'm very aggressive for settlements early on. I offer fair value early, but quickly pull money off the table as my client spends it on me. Generally, as a defense attorney, we usually milk the legal bills as much as possible and then settle last minute. I'm the opposite.
my critics will say that i settle cases that i could win, or that i promote lawsuits with easy settlements, but if i can settle a case early rather than my client shell out $100,000 to "win" a trial, then i've done a service for my client. the fact that my practice is growing also tells me i'm right.
@bgw @MrsMalkinsBorscht debbie downer
@Swiddy @MrsMalkinsBorscht if you think what is on the table is fair, then i would accept and move on. fair is always in the eye of the beholder, but once you subjectively hit your "fair" amount. get it done.
@bgw @MrsMalkinsBorscht there wasn't a lawsuit regarding the deer. I just generally represent CamTran. I will say though, that deer incident was extremely fortunate considering the potential.
swiddy, as someone who negotiates settlements everyday, it never hurts to push a little. I've never had someone walk away because i tried for a little more. With that said, my goal is always to end with what i think is a fair value. if you believe the amount they have offered is fair, then it is pure greed to push more. it may work now, but it will come back in the end. pigs get fat, hogs get slaughtered.
@Lionel Hutz this is fucking awesome. such an awesome game.
@M D H i represent that bus company.
@NHD needs more laroque, TK, and Gibbons.
2 weeks, 4 days ago on Little Brother Whoops Big Brother
i remember this game from a month ago. i'd appreciate my free content to be more timely
@NHD @BDF jaguarswhatthefuckfan.gif
2 weeks, 4 days ago on Gameday 23 – Pens at Hurricanes
@M D H I was trying to come up with some better clever example. you win.
@orby not sure where you are going with this...did he ever rob a convenient store then punch a cop?
3 weeks, 3 days ago on Goals so dirty you’ll need to take a shower after you watch
@NHD @MrsMalkinsBorscht @orby well i still think he is overpaid. doesn't mean he wouldn't be a good captain.
@NHD your love for over the hill players is getting annoying. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@NHD @MrsMalkinsBorscht @orby argue for your boy dupuis and I won't really fight you very hard at all.
@NHD @MrsMalkinsBorscht @orby if everything i hear about orpik as a teammate is true, he is the last person i would ever want as captain. you can say sid wasn't right, you can say geno isn't right, and I can't completely argue with that. but orpik was not the answer when other players hated him.
@JenBroflovski @MrsMalkinsBorscht @orby i agree completely. they really seem like a team that just got out of a bad relationship and they can finally be themselves again. that might not mean a cup because their are some holes in the lineup, but it sure seems like a better brand of hockey already
@orby probably trade crosby for better wingers for adams and to free up more ice time.
@JenBroflovski @MrsMalkinsBorscht @orby yeah, bylsma is not without blame. However, Orpik was an actual dividing force in the locker room, that is for sure.
@NHD @orby we remember you jocking him well past his expiration date. perhaps you don't want your captain to be a coach's pet? captains should be someone who the players respect and trust, not the guy that runs to the coach when someone says a bad word about them.
@JenBroflovski @MrsMalkinsBorscht @orby He wasn't a piece of shit in the same way neal was a piece of human filth that scored goals. As a teammate Orpik was a piece of shit. He threw players under the bus behind their back to bylsma for his own gain. to me, that the worst kind of teammate.
@orby Sill sucks, but i have no problem allowing a young payer time to learn the NHL game. I just don't understand why they don't do the same thing with megna over adams. if you are so obssessed with adams playing a role, then give him some nights off so he is still fresh when shit matters.
@JenBroflovski @MrsMalkinsBorscht @orby i'm just saying what i heard, and the source is a great source. between his love from bylsma and the fans, orpik was essentially untouchable.