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I'm easily more sad about Top Gear than I am about the Pens being impossibly mediocre.
1 day, 2 hours ago on Jobberdy Hunger Game
@PezDOY @JenBroflovski @bgw if you don't even want to learn how to use technology, then you should not own technology.
1 day, 9 hours ago on Gameday 73 – Blues at Pens
@bgw I work for a telecommunications company for Christ's sake
@bgw every. fucking. day.
I can't figure out why these people can't ever figure out how to set up a video conference. It's basically the easiest technical task in this fucking company.
@PezDOY This is the new rape sloth
2 days, 4 hours ago on Jersey sponsorship – Pacific Division
@ CFA they'd likely end up talking shit about reservists over a bottle of bourbon by a fire
@NHreD @JenBroflovski I'm 100% certain Yinzer wears the pants in that relationship. Best wishes.
@NHreD @JenBroflovski considering we are the only ones with the powers to literally kill cblog with a push of a button, I wouldn't take any chances
District 3 will fuck everyone up to the point your mothers won't recognize you. You realize that, right?
that subway sandwich was absolutely delicious said no one ever
2 days, 6 hours ago on Jersey sponsorship – Pacific Division
@KONP @presidentjlh @JenBroflovski 1-2% is hardly a "girl thing"
@presidentjlh @JenBroflovski @KONP I have never once seen a human drink a beer with a straw.
@KONP @presidentjlh Hey, fuck you buddy
@Torpedo_Vegas @JenBroflovski @presidentjlh I can't lose
1 week ago on Gameday 70 – Pens at Devils
@presidentjlh I put all my money on "Trying to Give a Fuck University" going against "Basketball? LOL State" in the final
@PezDOY @JenBroflovski "Not sure why we lost. We played a good game."
"Well, vanilla, you had the winning shot and passed it to the ghost of Pascal Dupuis"
@PezDOY @JenBroflovski will be a lot of fun watching Sid and Geno break away and pass it to no one
@PezDOY @JenBroflovski makes Bylsma's penis limp
really glad Johnston scrapped shoot out practice considering they will not exist forever in 2 weeks.
@presidentjlh @JenBroflovski @AngryPanda @bgw I let him pass on the basement goal production. I have just slowly stopped liking his attitude over the past 3 seasons
He could score 10 goals tonight and I would still think he needs to be a man.
1 week, 2 days ago on When Will it Happen?
@AngryPanda @JenBroflovski @bgw thou shall not speak ill of the princess /Pens fans
@AngryPanda @bgw how dare johnston make changes to adapt to opponents without the internet's permission to do so
@ CFA @JenBroflovski yeah. Poor penguins have crosby.
@ CFA watching ants carry a crumb will be more interesting
@AngryPanda @JenBroflovski @Lionel Hutz looks pretty logical to me
@AngryPanda @presidentjlh @ CFA It's going to be the most boring game of the past month
Pens will be trigger shy for fear of taking penalties so they just won't do anything
Devils are a bunch of scabs
Devils will win 1-0 and the Pens will act like they played a tighter game.
@Lionel Hutz @JenBroflovski maybe MJ just doesn't want Sid and Kun together and dropping Sid was more important than elevating Kunitz...
Maybe, Christ in Heaven, maybe there's reasons unbeknownst to the internet
@Lionel Hutz @JenBroflovski from first to second is usually a demotion
@Lionel Hutz ever think it's not a Kunitz promotion but a Crosby demotion?
@NHreD @AngryPanda lol who are you going to put in Downie's place? a fucking WBS call up? dude is a good hockey player when he's not being an idiot. And Comeau and Bennett are both scoring threats. Don't' see them on a line together being a bad thing.
@AngryPanda I actually like that second line of scrubs
@Dapper Dad Man @ CFA "Nice cock muff, moron."
@Dapper Dad Man @ CFA his email is blowing up right now.
@ CFA @Dapper Dad Man We had a motivational speaker at our kick off last month and he basically said "If you're fat, it's because you're lazy and eat too much"
HR had a field day with the fat people who took offense to it. I can only imagine how they feel about pubic hair.
@Dapper Dad Man Pretty sure you mean "former sales rep in California"
@HobeyBaker @JenBroflovski @Gmus I was thinking about winter blues disappearing, weather finally breaking and ball starting up, but yes
1 week, 3 days ago on Gameday 69 – Red Wings at Pens
@Gmus April is the most wonderful time of the year
@KONP @JenBroflovski @Dapper Dad Man I actually kind of hope the Pens miss the playoffs so we can avoid the feigned outrage in May.
@Dapper Dad Man watching a Pens game is like envisioning watching my dog dying
@HobeyBaker @JenBroflovski @KONP every now and then has become "5 days a week"
for me there is no deep meaning to not watching or caring anymore
it's because the Pens aren't fun to watch. It's that simple. So I find something that is fun.
@bgw can't you say that about every year since 2011 though?
@KONP @HobeyBaker nothing more freeing than breaking the chains of the internet and television.
@Dapper Dad Man I don't have time to care about things that I have no control over
@M D H @JenBroflovski I can agree with that
@Dapper Dad Man and Toc. lol...all bark and no bite. He's still high on cloud nine that someone actually read his twitter and called him for a job
he's as intimidating as an angry puppy. Just kick it. It goes away.