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taco bell convo has decided pizza is for dinner
1 day, 7 hours ago on Uncle Mike’s Pregame Speech for Game 5
@presidentjlh if you love hating yourself
Oilers: Here is our new GM.
Everyone: What happened to the old GM?
Oilers: ...Here is our new GM.
@MrsMalkinsBorscht @JenBroflovski no. Most food sounds awful to me thats not called mashed potatoes, pizza and lettuce
@MrsMalkinsBorscht @JenBroflovski no
i was really hungry for mexican until the taco bell conversation and then it went to hell
don't know if i want to gain weight from pizza or chipotle tonight
1 day, 8 hours ago on Uncle Mike’s Pregame Speech for Game 5
@presidentjlh @MrsMalkinsBorscht promise?
@Gmus white tigers sit in the penalty box
1 day, 9 hours ago on Uncle Mike’s Pregame Speech for Game 5
this is going to be so bad
@NewYinzer instead of having nacho stands they can just put hookers at kiosks
@bgw @JenBroflovski @KONP You cod. You cod.
@bgw @KONP @JenBroflovski you start to sing a different tuna as these go on
@bgw @JenBroflovski don't start pulling that carp
Vegas mascot: Cousin Eddie
what if we're giving them ideas
@bgw isn't vegas kind of cold in the winter?
@RickNashHasADickRash and 996 of the other sales assumed "hockey" was some new vegas show at the Mirage
@PezDOY @JenBroflovski future consideration
Trade Sid to Vegas for Chumlee from Pawn Stars and a buffet coupon
@NHD #inferiorshop @JenBroflovski you can't refer to it as a business and get pissed off when they don't put enough heart in it
@KONP @JenBroflovski Winnipeg is at least a hockey town.
"On our trip to Vegas, we went to a hockey game"
Says no one ever
@PezDOY @JenBroflovski Black and glitter
how fucking embarrassing is it to finally make your way to the NHL and have to play in Las Vegas
@PezDOY @JenBroflovski sounds really modern day NHL, honestly
@PezDOY The Las Vegas We-Had-A-Hockey-Game-Here-Once's?
@PezDOY what their name going to be? Las Vegas Bettman Showgirls? Las Vegas All-You-Can-Eat?
1 day, 10 hours ago on Uncle Mike’s Pregame Speech for Game 5
I hope the Pens just put a bullet in their mouths tonight
@KONP @JenBroflovski @Gmus yeah western PA is bigger than allegheny county
1 day, 10 hours ago on 2015 Stanley Cup Playoffs in an Image
@KONP @Gmus @JenBroflovski you apparently have a very different idea of western PA than people like me that actually live here
@KONP @Gmus @JenBroflovski uh...really?
oh and she created a fundraiser to raise money for breast cancer she never had
so apparently the Kunitz family also does not background check folks they let watch their children because the same nanny also set fire to her apartment in 2013 to collect insurance
@Dapper Turtle Dick @PezDOY @NewYinzer @I'mDefinitelyZoltan79 racist cblog
@NHD #inferiorshop I don't think it was a shit show, unless we are referring to Tony Stark's brain post New York City.
1 day, 11 hours ago on 2015 Stanley Cup Playoffs in an Image
@NHD #inferiorshop and he apparently missed the part that Avengers is an ensemble cast and no one character is to be the lead.
@NHD #inferiorshop Critics are just employed hipsters.
@HobeyBaker that actually happened to a girl I knew that just had really stubborn stomach fat and wasn't overweight at all. She was mortified.
@bgw @BDF @NHD #inferiorshop @JenBroflovski i'm doing my final project for school on doing business in russia and all the cultural stereotypes are true
it's amusing. wonder if I can use cblog as a source?
1 day, 12 hours ago on 2015 Stanley Cup Playoffs in an Image
@bgw @JenBroflovski my parents were perfectly affectionate. Hug/kiss on the cheek before we left was the extent of it. We loved each other from a healthy distance.
@beeline @JenBroflovski I don't belong in this body.
@beeline @JenBroflovski apparently. The one lady said "Patrick Dempsey's character was killed off!" I was like "Oooohhh...that guy from the third Transformers. Ok."
@beeline @JenBroflovski I'm as stunned as you
speaking of TV every woman is losing her shit over Grey's Anatomy and I said in the kitchen "Jesus Christ, that show is still on?" The looks I got...
@BDF @JenBroflovski One of my best friends is 5 months pregnant and I don't touch her stomach unless she tells me to feel him kick or something