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FBI is investigating how celebrity nudes got leaked, but not a word about Home Depot's banking system being hacked. Keep up those priorities, goobermint.

11 hours, 17 minutes ago on 2014-15 Jobberdy Gamedays

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some kid just started here with the last name of "Kovalchuk". I asked him if he's going to skip out on his contract to defect to Russia. He blinked a couple times. I said "Oh come on. How do you have that last name and not get the joke?"


12 hours, 18 minutes ago on 2014-15 Jobberdy Gamedays

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@Apples let me guess

it's blue

15 hours, 6 minutes ago on 2014-15 Jobberdy Gamedays

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@neilcity at least you're trying to see real boobs. Congrats.

15 hours, 29 minutes ago on 2014-15 Jobberdy Gamedays

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@KLIMAS WINS @JenBroflovski @Kinguin There was once a time when people didn't sit in their bedrooms jerking it to pictures of boobs, but they made the effort to go out and actually have conversation with women so they could see the real ones

15 hours, 58 minutes ago on 2014-15 Jobberdy Gamedays

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@Kinguin because there is no where else you could ever look at boobs except on the internet

16 hours, 3 minutes ago on 2014-15 Jobberdy Gamedays

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going to watch Indy kick from Nazi's asses

bye bye

2 days, 8 hours ago on Getting to Know your Fellow Cbloggers – 22

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horse pun blog is pretty hard but I think we can keep it stable

2 days, 8 hours ago on Getting to Know your Fellow Cbloggers – 22

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@bgw I was told it was absolutely disturbing. I said "mission accomplished"

2 days, 8 hours ago on Getting to Know your Fellow Cbloggers – 22

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@Apples @JenBroflovski @M D H not bad. Whinny you going to do another one?

2 days, 8 hours ago on Getting to Know your Fellow Cbloggers – 22

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@M D H @JenBroflovski We may have to reign this in if we are turning people off

2 days, 8 hours ago on Getting to Know your Fellow Cbloggers – 22

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@Apples @JenBroflovski @M D H Puns are the mane attraction around here 

2 days, 8 hours ago on Getting to Know your Fellow Cbloggers – 22

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@Apples @JenBroflovski @M D H horse puns don't make you giddy...up?

2 days, 8 hours ago on Getting to Know your Fellow Cbloggers – 22

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@M D H @JenBroflovski That was a really sad-dle joke

2 days, 8 hours ago on Getting to Know your Fellow Cbloggers – 22

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@bgw your shop was a massive hit with my co-workers. Here's a still of him from video shot during the unveiling of it.

http://imgur.com/ww6CvzB

2 days, 8 hours ago on Getting to Know your Fellow Cbloggers – 22

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@M D H @JenBroflovski I always assumed equestrian folk didn't have a sense of humor.  

2 days, 8 hours ago on Getting to Know your Fellow Cbloggers – 22

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@NewYinzer @bgw it's likely all the players are drunk, which actually helps their chances in West Virginia

3 days, 6 hours ago on Getting to Know your Fellow Cbloggers – 22

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@bgw fuck you beeg

3 days, 7 hours ago on Getting to Know your Fellow Cbloggers – 22

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Shot skeet yesterday with a $9000 Beretta shotgun

Twas a good day

3 days, 18 hours ago on $18, 6 starters

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@beeline @Sue-per Mo woo

5 days, 12 hours ago on $18, 6 starters

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@J.O. so you only want to play if you can be in charge?

5 days, 12 hours ago on $18, 6 starters

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Decided my team name is going to be Cindy Crysby's Wet Diaper

5 days, 13 hours ago on $18, 6 starters

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@KLIMAS WINS @Hoss I always send stuff to his AOL account because it's amusing to send things to people using AOL

5 days, 13 hours ago on $18, 6 starters

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@PezDOY @JenBroflovski @Hoss well, I meant first pick but sure

5 days, 13 hours ago on $18, 6 starters

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@PezDOY @Hoss and lucky

5 days, 14 hours ago on $18, 6 starters

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@PezDOY @JenBroflovski @beeline sounds a lot like the Shero-Botterill tandem

5 days, 14 hours ago on $18, 6 starters

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@NHD - hockey soon ? @JenBroflovski I'm turning heel

5 days, 14 hours ago on $18, 6 starters

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every season I'm going to pick an underachieving team and draft them all

5 days, 14 hours ago on $18, 6 starters

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@PezDOY @beeline Fleury held his own for my team for a long time. No complaints. Save for all the injuries.

5 days, 14 hours ago on $18, 6 starters

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@NHD - hockey soon ? @JenBroflovski @beeline Read below

5 days, 14 hours ago on $18, 6 starters

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@beeline me neither. Who cares, outside of fantasy hockey snobs?

5 days, 14 hours ago on $18, 6 starters

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@PezDOY @JenBroflovski I'm drafting the entire Flyers roster this year

5 days, 14 hours ago on $18, 6 starters

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@PezDOY @JenBroflovski stop with that nonsense

5 days, 14 hours ago on $18, 6 starters

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@PezDOY @JenBroflovski I'll sign up for JHL and do whatever the fuck I want to do

5 days, 14 hours ago on $18, 6 starters

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If you don't like people who give up during the course of a season you should stop being Pens fans


5 days, 14 hours ago on $18, 6 starters

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@PezDOY would probably get swept by the Bruins in the ECF

5 days, 16 hours ago on $18, 6 starters

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I'll be Ray Shero and just give Denis Potvin all $18 and pray for the best

5 days, 16 hours ago on $18, 6 starters

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I'm reserving my jobbing for cblog because you all are worthy of it

5 days, 17 hours ago on Minnesota Wild Season Tickets Season Ending Celebration

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@NHD - hockey soon ? @JenBroflovski the season hasn't started to see if his new contract is bust


regardless, he makes less money than Derek fucking Engelland and Tyler Kennedy. Sometimes the market dictates what value is, not the player. His contract could be way, way, way worse. Like that Scuderi contract or Letang's contract. Contracts that don't suffocate teams and have more upside than down are good contracts. That's Sutter's.

5 days, 17 hours ago on Minnesota Wild Season Tickets Season Ending Celebration

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@NHD - hockey soon ? @JenBroflovski can't you hate people that deserve hate and ridicule? Like Scuds?

5 days, 17 hours ago on Minnesota Wild Season Tickets Season Ending Celebration

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@NHD - hockey soon ? :-(

I don't know why but I'll just accept you don't get it 

5 days, 17 hours ago on Minnesota Wild Season Tickets Season Ending Celebration

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@KONP @JenBroflovski I don't need a kitchen when I travel for work when I can eat at 4 star restaurants on the company dime

5 days, 17 hours ago on Minnesota Wild Season Tickets Season Ending Celebration

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I have $9,000 worth of hotel rooms hitting my Marriott Rewards card this week

alllllllllllllllllllllllll the points are mine

5 days, 17 hours ago on Minnesota Wild Season Tickets Season Ending Celebration

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@PezDOY @JenBroflovski Am I the little boy or...

5 days, 17 hours ago on Minnesota Wild Season Tickets Season Ending Celebration

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@PezDOY @bgw it's shutting down?

5 days, 17 hours ago on Minnesota Wild Season Tickets Season Ending Celebration

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@M D H in other words, they choose their mayor. They don't choose their hockey team

5 days, 18 hours ago on Minnesota Wild Season Tickets Season Ending Celebration

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