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@M D H @JenBroflovski oh my god dude, my husband was going to buy me a chicken rotisserie once
A FUCKING CHICKEN ROTISSERIE
HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE CHICKEN
WHAT THE FUCK AM I GOING TO DO WITH THAT
8 hours, 10 minutes ago on Gameday 31 – Avalanche at Pens
@Kinguin I got a shoe rack for Christmas once
a fucking shoe rack
it didn't even fit high heels. Come on, bro. Don't be a rah-tard.
8 hours, 11 minutes ago on Gameday 31 – Avalanche at Pens
@Kinguin @JenBroflovski If I need it, I am going to buy it for myself. Unless otherwise specified, don't assume I need something as a gift. Ever.
8 hours, 13 minutes ago on Gameday 31 – Avalanche at Pens
@Swiddy @JenBroflovski @I'mDefinitelyBirdman79 hey some people like getting beat up...
8 hours, 19 minutes ago on Gameday 31 – Avalanche at Pens
Do not ever tell your woman you are getting her something she could really "use"
CODE WORD IDENTIFIED
I REPEAT ABORT MISSION
8 hours, 20 minutes ago on Gameday 31 – Avalanche at Pens
@Swiddy @I'mDefinitelyBirdman79 @JenBroflovski unless you're into that sort of thing
8 hours, 21 minutes ago on Gameday 31 – Avalanche at Pens
@Flip @JenBroflovski Drama princess....
8 hours, 24 minutes ago on Gameday 31 – Avalanche at Pens
Men, there is only one question you need to ask yourself before you buy your woman a gift....
Do you want to fight or do you want sex?
8 hours, 25 minutes ago on Gameday 31 – Avalanche at Pens
@M D H @JenBroflovski I have a $20 gift card so I at least leave knowing I didn't pay for it
8 hours, 45 minutes ago on Gameday 31 – Avalanche at Pens
@I'mDefinitelyBirdman79 @JenBroflovski not at all
8 hours, 46 minutes ago on Gameday 31 – Avalanche at Pens
Day two of eating subway
9 hours, 3 minutes ago on Gameday 31 – Avalanche at Pens
@SaintMarty that letter seems to sponsoring a lot of games lately
1 day, 1 hour ago on Gameday 31 – Avalanche at Pens
MAF's mumps are playing solid tonight
1 day, 2 hours ago on Gameday 31 – Avalanche at Pens
@NHD @JenBroflovski they probably loved North Korea before this
1 day, 6 hours ago on Recap has the Mumps
I imagine them both to be rather incredulous right now, looking at each other like, "Jesus...we made this movie 10 years ago..."
anyone else find it amusing North Korea funded a cyber attack on Hollywood? I mean, really. It's pretty fucking funny and right out of the mind of Stone and Parker.
I'm amused as hell.
@M D H It kills me the NHL not only allows teams like the Oilers to exist, but also make new teams that will be as successful as the Oilers
@Swiddy I've gone to interviews that I thought I bombed and got good feedback or an offer. Sometimes we know what we meant to say so it seems we fucked up. But the other person doesn't know that so it comes out like gold.
@Swiddy Or you're just hard on yourself and people don't see what you see
@presidentjlh arrrhhhhh Harns Brix!
@M D H @JenBroflovski don't think he thought I was serious. More like he was shocked at my retort.
one of the directors asked me how I stay so mello
"I imagine stabbing people in my head and it takes the edge off"
@I'mDefinitelyBirdman79 @JenBroflovski Will do
Ever had Corsendonk Christmas? I have one from a pick-your-own joint and It's the last one. Has superior reviews but never knew anyone who actually tried it
1 day, 8 hours ago on Recap has the Mumps
@KONP @JenBroflovski @I'mDefinitelyBirdman79 @NHD @BDF as long as they aren't heavy on them, I like them. I like the nut, vanilla and cinnamon flavors the most.
I have a sixer of Bell's Christmas I am waiting for the weekend to try
@I'mDefinitelyBirdman79 @JenBroflovski @NHD @BDF I just like the flavors they add to them. And while I can find pumpkin, spring and summer mixes I hate, I haven't found a winter/Christmas brew I don't like. I generally gravitate towards ales and porters anyway.
@NHD @JenBroflovski @I'mDefinitelyBirdman79 @BDF IPA blah blah blah I know I know
@NHD @I'mDefinitelyBirdman79 @BDF Christmas beers are best beers, imo
@I'mDefinitelyBirdman79 @BDF @NHD fine decisions
@KONP cheaters have nuts and berries
like vegetarians cheat and eat fish because they aren't animals
@CFA_27 @KONP bewm
@KONP @I'mDefinitelyBirdman79 and he killed it with a stick and a rock
@I'mDefinitelyBirdman79 only if you eat the meat out of it
@bgw @JenBroflovski and I'm sure if we were back to hunting and gathering...he'd be gathering
Not that there's anything wrong with that
@bgw @JenBroflovski Not sure he's a hockey fan. He doesn't seem to be the type that likes barbarian, gladiator type things
@NHD @JenBroflovski after all, it's the way humans are supposed to live...
1 day, 9 hours ago on Recap has the Mumps
no dairy, no grain, no sugar, no booze
bet these people are a blast at parties
@BDF @JenBroflovski Being human diet
@Rage @JenBroflovski I don't know, man. I just am glad I got more pizza.
I asked someone on the paleo diet if they are also going to go back to living in caves and stop shaving. Got the "IT'S THE WAY HUMANS WERE MEANT TO EAT" lecture.
Whatever. I'll eat your portion of the pizza then.
@bgw until he tests positive for mumps
1 day, 10 hours ago on Recap has the Mumps
So a family from my church has had their 14 year old daughter at Children's hospital for a severe liver disorder for the past year and they didn't expect her to make it through Thanksgiving. Then she had some improvement over the past 3 weeks but started getting bad again early last week and has a sepsis infection. Fleury and Beau visited her.
2 days, 2 hours ago on MR. EHRHOFF TEAR DOWN THIS WALL! PENS WIN!
@orby it's like people taking Stephen Colbert seriously. It's stupid, because you know they are playing a character. So, jokes on the viewer for being stupid.
2 days, 6 hours ago on MR. EHRHOFF TEAR DOWN THIS WALL! PENS WIN!
@PezDOY germaphobes are the worst
2 days, 9 hours ago on MR. EHRHOFF TEAR DOWN THIS WALL! PENS WIN!
32623 comes in and starts with "Need a last minute gift?" Totally thought it would say, "How about mumps?"
@NHD Merry 2XMAS is mumps the new ebola to these idiots?
@KONP @JenBroflovski @NHD Merry 2XMAS thanks, 3rd grade science teacher
@Jasp she's a woman. She'll get over it
@NHD Merry 2XMAS @JenBroflovski and washing your underwear leave E coli on your other clothes
amazing we have come this far as a human race....fucking science
@NHD Merry 2XMAS @JenBroflovski it's not hard to imagine. You wash your hands after you shit, but touch the faucet with dirty hands to turn on and off. You take your shitty hands int he kitchen with you.
so pretty much everything you touch has shit on it
cutting boards have 200x more fecal bacteria than toilet seats