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Fuck it. I'm going to leave and chase people out of mom's house with my vulgarity and general lack of social tolerance.

See yinz later.

9 hours, 34 minutes ago on List of Penguins Head Coaches

@DoobyDoobyDoo @JenBroflovski I don't even hang out with my husband's sister

9 hours, 36 minutes ago on List of Penguins Head Coaches

@DoobyDoobyDoo @JenBroflovski brother's wife

9 hours, 37 minutes ago on List of Penguins Head Coaches

mom sends me a text "How do I get your sister in law and her mother to leave"

Me - "Tell them to leave."

9 hours, 39 minutes ago on List of Penguins Head Coaches

@YinzerinCT @JenBroflovski I don't think so. She's a fruit/cinnamon/caramel gal

9 hours, 40 minutes ago on List of Penguins Head Coaches

@YinzerinCT @JenBroflovski oh fuck

9 hours, 42 minutes ago on List of Penguins Head Coaches

@YinzerinCT @JenBroflovski I'd still lick the box

9 hours, 42 minutes ago on List of Penguins Head Coaches

@YinzerinCThttp://imgur.com/9EAt1lH

9 hours, 46 minutes ago on List of Penguins Head Coaches

@DoobyDoobyDoo @JenBroflovski I didn't either. But I said I wasn't buying any merch this year anyway.

I said I wasn't going to games too but playoffs

9 hours, 47 minutes ago on List of Penguins Head Coaches

Probably could snag a "BEcause It's the Cup" tshirt for like $3

9 hours, 48 minutes ago on List of Penguins Head Coaches

40% off at PensGear this weekend if yinz want to load up on a bunch of stuff for players who aren't here next season

9 hours, 49 minutes ago on List of Penguins Head Coaches

@malkincookies @NHD I thought it was Yukon Cornelius for a second

9 hours, 53 minutes ago on List of Penguins Head Coaches

@TheWorldwideLeaderInShoes @YinzerinCT @JenBroflovski Unsurprising considering how many people don't really understand what Che stood for either

9 hours, 56 minutes ago on List of Penguins Head Coaches

@YinzerinCT@JenBroflovski@NHD Guess an editor to a paper said the same thing

Drew Cline ‏@DrewHampshire

Also, by counting Tammerlan Tsarnaev as a victim of gun violence, does Mayors Against Illegal Guns mean police shouldn't have guns?

9 hours, 57 minutes ago on List of Penguins Head Coaches

@NHD  @JenBroflovski @YinzerinCT Would just be nice for all the fucking nuts to step aside and let rational people handle the adult business. Obviously almost no one in front of mic is capable of this anymore.

9 hours, 58 minutes ago on List of Penguins Head Coaches

@YinzerinCT @JenBroflovski Apparently Mayors Against Illegal Guns at some rally

10 hours, 1 minute ago on List of Penguins Head Coaches

and in other news the dead Boston bomber was memorialized as a victim of gun violence 

this fucking world is so beyond fucked up I have no more words

10 hours, 3 minutes ago on List of Penguins Head Coaches

@YinzerinCT For a fat news brief of course! Pervert!

10 hours, 5 minutes ago on List of Penguins Head Coaches

@YinzerinCT @JenBroflovski You have to wonder if you're one of the obese people, why that guy over there is recording your junk

10 hours, 6 minutes ago on List of Penguins Head Coaches

What's always so funny to me is when the news is talking about obesity, they always show a bunch of fat people walking around like we don't know what fat looks like

10 hours, 8 minutes ago on List of Penguins Head Coaches