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"... focused on quality sportswriting versus trying to turn a profit based on WAG slideshows."
Scroll to the bottom of this page for a profit based link to a WAG slideshow.
2 weeks, 1 day ago on Conversation @ http://awfulannouncing.com/2014/sports-on-earth-writer-lashes-out-at-usa-todaymlbam.html
Yoder, please. If ESPN gave a damn about public perception they would have shelved "First Take" a long time ago. But "First Take" gets ratings, & ratings equal money. Given that fact I'll wager ESPN doesn't do anything. Oh, maybe they'll issue a wishy-washy statement of some sort, but that's about it. Being a major media outlet they know as well as anyone that the largely media driven outrage cycle lasts a few days to maybe a week, max. Everyone will soon be on to the next outrage, & ESPN will continue raking in the profits.
3 weeks, 5 days ago on Conversation @ http://awfulannouncing.com/2014/espns-worst-nightmare-has-come-to-life.html
The awards show at which Erin Andrews was not in attendance had a larger
audience than the awards show at which she appeared. Coincidence? I think not!
1 month ago on Conversation @ http://awfulannouncing.com/2014/nicks-kid-choice-sports-awards-beat-the-espys.html
A long time ago now, someone at ESPN felt that handing a cheerleader a
microphone and pretending she was some manner of sports journalist was a swell
idea. It wasn't. Nearly every enterprise depending on Erin Andrews to
capably assume a role other than vacuous eye candy has been an
embarrassment. Yet on this very blog one can find entry after entry
chronicling these failures, and practically every one takes great pains
to excuse the common denominator from any responsibility. "That's not
Andrews' fault ..." has essentially become Awful Announcing's catch
phrase. I'm reminded of the words of Christopher Moltisanti, who said,
"I think you should mentally prepare for the possibility that Visiting
Day sucks." It's long past time those in charge of this blog did the same RE: Erin Andrews.
1 month ago on Conversation @ http://awfulannouncing.com/2014/erin-andrews-off-fox-college-football-coverage.html
ENTERTAINMENT and sports programming NETWORK
That seems like a fairly straightforward mission statement to me.
1 month, 4 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://awfulannouncing.com/2014/22415.html
I find the inevitable advent of a Jon Stewart rant to be a most helpful barometer for identifying when any given issue has ceased to be at all interesting, or relevant ... if indeed it ever was.
2 months ago on Conversation @ http://awfulannouncing.com/
Nantz, Simms, & Wolfson. The Axis of Drivel. Nantz is a tool, Simms is a human turnip, & Wolfson has a voice that could castrate a bull. Does *anyone* apart from the CBS brass enjoy listening to this group?
2 months, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://awfulannouncing.com/2014/nfl-on-cbs-broadcast-teams-revealed-for-2014-season.html
Yes! As a football fan I simply cannot get enough of Tracy Wolfson's grating voice, abrasive personality, & overwhelming air of vacuous incompetence ... Thanks, NFL Network!
2 months, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://awfulannouncing.com/2014/alex-flanagan-being-replaced-on-notre-dame-football-and-football-night-in-america.html
I've often been driven to tears by Doris Burke's complete ineptitude, so it pretty much evens out.
2 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://awfulannouncing.com/2014/doris-burke-almost-driven-to-tears-by-turnovers-interview.html
I can't wait to hear Tim Tebow's opinion on how the Knicks must feel about Donald Sterling's comments, & whether they merit a spot on the Mt. Rushmore of racism!
3 months, 4 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://awfulannouncing.com/2014/sarah-spain-pops-the-bristol-bubble-with-knicks-exasperation.html
Costas is a hypocrite, & a coward. Would he dare broach the eminently relevant topics of traumatic brain injury, or Jovan Belcher's inebriated state? Of course not. The NFL, NBC & their alcohol-peddling sponsors would never stand for it. Rather he chose to ignore the issue of causality altogether in favor of making reactionary & uninformed statements about an illusory "gun culture" amongst athletes, never bothering to follow up w/ the story as vital details emerged. It's not journalism. It's not even remotely intelligent. But it is a classic case of media whoremongering, which is about all that Costas & his increasingly obnoxious & pedantic brethren are good for.
4 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://awfulannouncing.com/2014/bob-costas-defends-his-political-statements-on-late-night.html
Gee, it's a good thing the word "rape" only has one definition, or this might be nothing more than yet another case of knee-jerk offense taking by uninformed reactionaries ...
4 months, 4 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://awfulannouncing.com/2014/audio-bob-knight-says-the-nba-has-raped-college-basketball.html
CBS should hire Billick, & throw Phil Simms into the summit crater of an active volcano.
5 months ago on Conversation @ http://awfulannouncing.com/2014/brian-billick-out-at-fox.html
Naturally. Because we'll all begin mistaking ESPN for a legitimate journalistic outlet now that "Ron Burgundy" isn't appearing.
The 'E' is for 'Entertainment', & the 'N' does not stand for 'News'. Everyone would be well served to remember this when the likes of Bayless & Smith begin hollering their sure-to-be reasonable & well informed opinions on the topic of rape.
8 months, 2 weeks ago on Ron Burgundy appearance on SportsCenter canceled
This is the dumbest, most unnecessary apology in the history of television. Come to think of it, I'm deeply offended that ESPN felt this was in any way, shape or form an issue. I trust sincere Twitter mea culpas will be immediately forthcoming ...
9 months, 1 week ago on Another SportsCenter anchor has to apologize for Jeremy Lin comment
I cannot speak to how a professional locker room ought to function. But
as someone who was bullied in school, I find I have no respect for a
person who apparently refuses to stand up for himself. Expecting others
to shield you from unpleasant people to the extent that you would rather
quit your job than confront a blathering jackass displays a clear lack
of basic social skills. Incognito comes off as a colossal jerk, &
Martin a self-loathing whiner. No one should be taking sides on this issue, because all involved are wrong.
9 months, 2 weeks ago on Mike Golic and Dan Le Batard battle over Dolphins bullying scandal
The quote for (4) is incorrect. Gary Danielson exclaimed "What a win for Gus Manziel!" Had a helluva week, did Gary.
10 months ago on Vote for your Week 8 Pammy Nominees!
Maybe, just maybe, the problem isn't the matchup, but the idiots in sports media who will be broadcasting & covering the Series ....
10 months ago on This year's World Series promises to be the most insufferable ever
Carrie Underwood is insufferable. Enough with the damn theme songs. The current Monday Night Football intro is easily the best of the bunch, mainly because all it's trying to sell is football.
10 months, 1 week ago on Mike Francesa hates the Sunday Night Football theme
I believe it's also a direct response to FOX Sports Live, which has a distinct "Hey, remember when watching highlights used to be fun?" style.
10 months, 1 week ago on There's more to Kenny Mayne's SportsCenter return than meets the eye
I imagine Rog & his team of idiots sitting down w/ a meeting agenda headed "Thursday Night Football: How can we make something awful even worse?"
10 months, 1 week ago on There could be more Thursday Night Football on the horizon
Nary a mention of how astoundingly bad the network's presentation of
games, suck or no, has been? Terrible broadcasters, & a completely
unwatchable mess of a pregame/half time group. It doesn't matter how
compelling the match-up, I simply cannot stand viewing football on
the NFL's own network. What I wouldn't give for a stadium sound only
feed. Honestly, how incompetent does the NFL have to be to turn a
veritable can't miss into an I-don't-want-to-watch?
10 months, 2 weeks ago on Relatively speaking, Thursday Night Football sucks
Not so much of a stretch. Bayern-Munich made Man City look like an MLS side.
10 months, 3 weeks ago on NBC schedules EPL/MLS doubleheader
Seen? Let's not confuse being available with being watched.
10 months, 3 weeks ago on CBS Sports Network is now seen in 53 million homes
Terrible officials are terrible. Rhoads should be thankful he doesn't coach in the Big Ten.
10 months, 3 weeks ago on Iowa State coach Paul Rhoads goes off in postgame press conference
Nothing will ever top Don Earle's enthusiastic & entirely genuine call "He hit the post! He hit the f*ckin' post!"
10 months, 3 weeks ago on Hockey announcer swears after botching name
Seeing as how the networks themselves are often biased for or against
certain athletes, cities &/or teams, I'm not sure the Chelios thing
is all that unique, or worth griping about.
Assuming it is an issue, sports networks should either end the practice of hiring ex-players to be talking heads (I wish, but it ain't gonna happen), or audiences learn to accept that almost none of these people are going to be able to be objective.
10 months, 3 weeks ago on Chris Chelios picks his employers to win Stanley Cup on Fox Sports Live
Rece Davis' response to that Jesse Palmer line was going to be my favorite broadcasting moment of the past week, at least until Collinsworth went for broke w/ an absolute gem of willful ignorance.
10 months, 3 weeks ago on Vote for Your Week 5 Pammy Nominees!
This is easily my favorite Collinsworth moment, & considering how much the guy runs his mouth that's a real accomplishment.
10 months, 3 weeks ago on Cris Collinsworth is blissfully unaware of Aaron Hernandez's murder trial
And Orakpo appeared in one of the most annoying commercials in recent memory. Karma's a bitch.
10 months, 3 weeks ago on Brian Orakpo is displeased with Dick Stockton
"Slowly but surely, NBCSN is becoming the destination for hockey fans."
10 months, 4 weeks ago on NBCSN launching two new NHL shows
Good luck with your internship at the NBC Sports Network! I'll be keeping my fingers crossed that you score a coveted position on one of their awesome doe estrus infomercials ... er, hunting shows!
11 months ago on NBCSN cancels Michelle Beadle's show The Crossover
NBC has managed to take the flaming ineptitude with which they've all but completely ruined Olympic coverage & extend it to an entire sports network. Thankfully, there are more than ample alternatives for the viewing public. I only hope Michelle Beadle manages to escape the ignorant clutches of NBCSN, & soon.
Ford Keys To The Game
11 months ago on Pam Oliver almost gets taken out by Ohio State marching band
You don't want "Keys to the Game". I don't want "Keys to the Game". No fan watching football, or baseball, or synchronized underwater basket weaving wants "Keys to the Game". The simple fact is no one on this planet gives a fart in the wind about "Keys to the Game" save for FOX, & whichever automobile manufacturer they can scam into sponsoring this useless nonsense.
11 months ago on Fox's keys to the game are befuddling
LeBron should debate Johnny Football. Topic: If Tin Tebow were President of the United States, how should he handle the current unrest in Syria?
11 months, 2 weeks ago on Your contractually obligated ridiculous LeBron James SportsCenter moment
How does Dilfer escape criticism? The man never shuts up, & comes off like he invented the damn game. He's the Tim McCarver of NFL color commentary. I'm almost relieved when Berman starts yelling, as it signals a blessed respite from Trent's insipid blathering.
11 months, 2 weeks ago on Real Tweets from Real People - Chris Berman MNF
They've been left dumbfounded by her surpassing vacuousness.
11 months, 2 weeks ago on The Erin Andrews photobomb to end all photobombs
Goldsh-t is my favorite Bond villain.
11 months, 3 weeks ago on VIDEO: Diamondbacks broadcaster accidentally calls Paul Goldschmidt "Goldsh-t"
Urban Meyer is a classless, egotistical dolt. It was only a matter of time before repeated & obvious enabling of criminal behavior in pursuit of winning football games came back to bite him. Kudos to 'Rolling Stone' for making a point of noting a pertinent angle in the Hernandez saga which Meyer apologists would prefer remain unmentioned.
11 months, 4 weeks ago on Rolling Stone needlessly fails in playing the Urban Meyer card
Fox Sports Live's greatest sin is wasting Charissa Thompson, who can
intelligently discuss multiple sports, as a moderator for ex-jocks.
12 months ago on Fox Sports Live panel needs overhauling
This guy ought to have been covering the Boston Marathon bombing/aftermath.
1 year, 1 month ago on BBC reporter tells it like it is with Royal Baby coverage
FOX has been as terrible for MLB as it has been good for the NFL. I
probably watch 200+ games over the course of a season, but on FOX only
when I'm forced to. Their broadcasts are utterly impossible to stomach.
1 year, 1 month ago on Why are MLB on Fox ratings tanking?
In all fairness it's really no different than what the Flyers do to the ice on a nightly basis.
1 year, 2 months ago on The Philadelphia Flyers are promoting the weirdest offseason event ever
Goalies are head cases. I'm not gonna worry until she starts begging Drake to slay her lady parts.
1 year, 3 months ago on Hope Solo plays a "joke" on her own Twitter followers only she gets | April | 2013
That's nothing. Have you seen the mascot for the Fox College Football Studio Show? A tall, beaked thing that continually squawks nonsense. They call it "Erin Andrews".
1 year, 4 months ago on Baseball Tonight has a scary mascot | April | 2013
"Also, Dude, 'Chinaman' is not the preferred nomenclature."
Even Walter knew better.
1 year, 4 months ago on Sportscasters: This is not how to refer to Tianlang Guan | April | 2013
Doherty is simply embracing der Worldwide Führer's order to #EmbraceDebate.
1 year, 4 months ago on ESPNU's Matt Doherty calls out Charles Barkley | March | 2013
To CSN Chicago this kind of incident is an embarrassment. At ESPN they call it 'First Take', & suspend only those employees who dare label it unprofessional.
1 year, 5 months ago on Kendall Gill reportedly suspended for season after punchup with Tim Doyle | March | 2013
I could not possibly care less about a "world tournament" of baseball, even if the U.S. contingent was made up entirely of players from my favorite MLB team. The WBC is yet another idiotic Bud Selig gimmick, nothing more & nothing less. Real baseball begins on 31 March/1 April.
1 year, 5 months ago on The World Baseball Classic could fall further from our consciousness | March | 2013