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Maybe Pierre's name is being leaked so that when they hire some schlep it won't seem so bad. Everyone will be all, "at least it wasn't Pierre". Can they just hire Ray back?
1 month, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/day-16-of-the-penguins-general-manager-crisis-the-pierre-rumors.html
"He walked into King Henrik’s castle, punched him and his family in the mouth, then gave Princess Peach the business while those turtles that throw the tomahawks watched."
Line of the century.
2 months, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/
@dekekun The Big Dog and his tshirts
3 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/
so much happy
10 months ago on The Pirates are going to the playoffs
1 year, 4 months ago on A simple picture explains how next years playoffs will look
1 year, 4 months ago on 24. Boston Bruins at Pittsburgh Penguins. NO MALKIN? NO MERCY!
Pittsburgh Penguins @penguinsMALKIN UPDATE: Upper body injury on Malkin. Not a head injury. He was kept out for precautionary reasons.
1 year, 4 months ago on QUICK CAP GIF: Crosby seals it. Pens win 5-4 in a shootout.
@akus @DanEDangerously @mwn3d Isn't it awesome that the thought of trading P-Mart is now verboten?
1 year, 4 months ago on Welcome Back, Mark Eaton
@akus @DanEDangerously @mwn3d Or we can trade Martin...
1 year, 5 months ago on Eric Tangradi Traded To Winnipeg Jets
When is the new HNiC guy at root supposed to make a difference? Still with the dumb zoom-ins.
1 year, 5 months ago on RECAP: Found Some Goals In A Hopeless Place. PENS WIN.
@Tinpuck Me too, same with Rick Grimes walking on the highway with guns and an empty gas can dot jpg.
1 year, 5 months ago on Gameday 4 - Winnipeg Jets
Rick Grimes for game day character?
1 year, 5 months ago on When there's no more room in Atlanta, the dead will walk in Winnipeg
LOL at MSG saying it was dirty
1 year, 6 months ago on GIF: Orpik's hit on Kreider
1 year, 6 months ago on Gameday 2 - Rangers
1 year, 6 months ago on Gameday 1 - Flyers
@akus Patrick Kileen 1 and Patrick Kileen 2
1 year, 6 months ago on Gameday - Black and Gold Game
OMG a gameday thread!
Need some "Geno just gets it" gifs made. University of Miami fans have had the "he just gets it" meme going with Al Golden for over a year now. Would love to see this extended to Geno.
1 year, 6 months ago on AUDIO: MALKIN "GETS IT," SPEAKS TO PRESS!!
1 year, 6 months ago on The Paul Martin confidence Index
1 year, 6 months ago on Thank you, Jordan Staal
1 year, 6 months ago on The NHL's Back. Are You Ready To Jump Back In?
fucking Voracek man
1 year, 6 months ago on GIF's on how to remember 2012
1 year, 8 months ago on Bureau of Labor's memo on the 1994 MLB strike is Eerie.
1 year, 9 months ago on VIDEO: Evgeni Malkin snipes a goal yesterday
1 year, 9 months ago on Hey Comments are back...
1 year, 10 months ago on Days of Y'Orr Films Presents: The Lockout | September
1 year, 10 months ago on Darkness Falls: NHL Lockout Has Begun
1 year, 10 months ago on Woobirds at PNC Park
1 year, 10 months ago on Brace Yourselves; A Lockout Is Coming
1 year, 10 months ago on TPB 4.0
1 year, 11 months ago on Someone got arrested for Wooing. Your move, Consol. | Aug2012
Ryan Lochte's dad looks like one of those guys that beats their kids when they don't win a race
1 year, 11 months ago on GIFS of the season: 44 days till Camp | Aug2012
@TJ FADEHAWK!!! #bangbodies?
1 year, 11 months ago on GIF's of the season: 45 days till camp | Aug2012
@TJ FADEHAWK!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sABVhW1tc14
@Leeeny I was hoping for D
1 year, 11 months ago on Brooks Orpik You Can Play Ad | July2012
Since I'm irregular...
FULF stands for:
a) Fucked Up Livefyre
b) Fuck You Livefyre
c) None of the Above
I so wanna do this
@G-mus @shooter @AngryPanda I'm an irregular lurker
@Adam12 @Villan damnit mane...
2 years ago on Parise saga will go till tomorrow | July2012
Every year, Shero says; "market is too high", "I like my team as is", "best aquisition is a healthy Crosby", and every year since '07 Ray has traded for someone to add to our top 6. Maybe he means it this time.
2 years, 4 months ago on Trade Deadline 2012: Here We Are | Feb2012
I'm pretty sure this guy has aids so I'm not even mad.
2 years, 7 months ago on Sidney Crosby Trolls Still Not Impressed | Nov2011
I bought you wendy's...awesome
2 years, 8 months ago on TPB RADIO SHOW 11.1 -Tonight @ 9:00 | Nov2011
Lulz...Scott Van Pelt is all "hushed voice" when they talked about the fight and pose on sportscenter. fucking clown.
2 years, 9 months ago on In Case You Haven't Watched Jay Beagle Get Punched In Face Enough Times | Oct2011
5 of 6 points to start the season. Still successful opening road trip.
2 years, 9 months ago on Pens Lose 2-1 in shootout | Oct2011
@pensblog Malkin at 9:13 1st period
2 years, 9 months ago on Conversation @ http://www.thepensblog.com/tpb/oct2011/twitterlivefyre-contest-canucks-106.html
2 years, 9 months ago on Must Read Malkin Article | Oct2011
2 years, 9 months ago on Pens 4-0 in Preseason. Beat LA In Shootout | Sep2011
2 years, 10 months ago on In 29 Days... | Sep2011
3 years ago on JAGR WATCH: Tell The World | TPB
Nomination JagrWatch theme song mentioned in podcast
3 years, 1 month ago on PODCAST: 06.23, Jagr, Rob Rossi in the studio | TPB
@Comrade Wetschev I see your head nod, and I'll raise you me telling my friends that we got the player I wanted the most.
3 years, 1 month ago on Page 4 | The 2011 Faceoff-Factor Draft Preview | TPB
I didn't see clownpenis.fart on that list.
3 years, 2 months ago on Plenty of Good Winnipeg Domains Available | TPB
3 years, 2 months ago on Bin Laden Is Dead | TPB
OBL gets the gas face
I just wanna wish you all good luck, we're all counting on you
3 years, 2 months ago on FIRST PERIOD:Lightning/Pens, Just enjoy it. | TPB
3 years, 2 months ago on PODCAST: 04.26 - Game 7 Eve | TPB
@StephenDedalus I like the cut of your jib
3 years, 2 months ago on BREAKING NEWS: Jimerson to sing anthem at Consol in Game 7. | TPB
Cookie is at Jay Caufield's underground rink delivering Macho Man big elbow drops to Sid's dome to toughen him up for a cup run
3 years, 3 months ago on Rob Rossi's article on Malkin/Crosby from this weekend | TPB
Lulz...Michael Leighton is trending nationally on twitter
3 years, 3 months ago on Woman Salutes James Neal | TPB
3 years, 3 months ago on Livefyre conversation - http://www.thepensblog.com/pensblog-news/tpb/playoff-gameday-round-one-game-one-lightning.html
@pokecheck @Birdman79 Pens in 3
3 years, 3 months ago on Pens start Wednesday night | TPB
3 years, 3 months ago on Pens win 5-2. Time to buckle up. | TPB
Looks like Kurt Angle has fallen on hard times.
3 years, 3 months ago on Pirate Fan Gets Lit Up By Police | TPB
3 years, 3 months ago on Round One: Penguins Versus Lightning | TPB
3 years, 3 months ago on Pens win 4-2 | TPB
Staal has Geurin hands
3 years, 3 months ago on Get Ready To Hate Tampa. Pens Lose 2-1 | TPB
3 years, 3 months ago on Weird night. Pens lose 5-2/ | TPB
3 years, 3 months ago on 2010-2011 Pittsburgh Penguins: Going To Playoff City | TPB
@JoeD23 get back in your cage
3 years, 4 months ago on RECAP: The Casket Is Closed. PENS WIN. | TPB
Bennett's playing on a second line RW. He's got a pretty sweet release and shot, he's hit a couple of posts already. The game is scoreless.
Tune in to ESPN3 to see Pens 2010 First Round pick Beau Bennett in action for Denver U.
@фиц @demondg1 4-3
3 years, 4 months ago on THIRD PERIOD: Devils/Pens, 0-0 | TPB
3 years, 4 months ago on Gameday 74 - Flyers | TPB
This is off topic, but Denver University and our 2010 1st round pick Beau Bennett play this Saturday in the opening round of the NCAA tournament against Western Michigan. This WMU fan has a personal story that tugs at the heart strings, so do yourself a favor and checkout this video.
3 years, 4 months ago on The Pens Haven't Played The Flyers In A While... | TPB
it's twirlin' everything up!
3 years, 4 months ago on When A Yinzer Meets A Tornado [UPDATED, NOW WITH PART 2]
@jmatta27 @Cheezedaddy the horror...
@Cheezedaddy where would we be without it?
@Joben29 He's still a rape baby
3 years, 4 months ago on The Real Deal. Pens win 5-4/shootout | TPB
@Dozinasaurus 2.0 @SaintMarty It's not burnt already?
3 years, 4 months ago on THIRD PERIOD THREAD: Pens up 4-1 on the Lions | TPB
@sp4h I'd rather he just skate out late, right before the opening face-off against one of these next two games against the Devils. He can slowly skate up to Steckel at the Dot and say:
3 years, 4 months ago on Well At Least Crosby Skated Sunday Morning | TPB
@фиц @SaintMarty Sweep the effing leg!
3 years, 4 months ago on Gameday 72 - Rangers | TPB
3 years, 4 months ago on YES THEY COULD. PENS WIN. STANLEY CUP CHAMPS
@Billgates cant stop that guy, science be praised.
3 years, 4 months ago on And Much To Our Delight A Caps Fan Makes A Rap Video | TPB
What you didn't see on the "Crosby Controlla" was shoot puck into own net.
@Hoss @Comrade Blackout It's next to score gwg in gold medal game in the Olympics
The Koon potted two goals against Cthulu
3 years, 4 months ago on FINAL: Pens 5, Oilers 1 | TPB
I've seen this game a million times before.
3 years, 4 months ago on Worst game of the season, Pens lose 3-0 | TPB
@Savage_Beast @zirky @Dapper_Dan_Man ditto
3 years, 4 months ago on RECAP: The Neal World. PENS WIN. | TPB
@Dapper_Dan_Man @Savage_Beast I think Conner's play declining has more to do with the lines getting jumbled from all the injuries than anything else. The Conner Letestu Kennedy line won us alot of games earlier in the season.
3 years, 4 months ago on Gameday 68 - Sabres | TPB
@SidneyCatsby @MRandall25 It's all about the wooo
3 years, 4 months ago on LiveFyre Comments Updated, Some tips | TPB
Can't wait for the return of the Koon and Friendshttp://media.comicvine.com/uploads/6/63677/1480276-coon_and_friends_super.jpg
3 years, 4 months ago on Orpik, Comrie & Asham Skate, Kunitz Almost Ready
@Avizzv92 Indeed. Livefyre needs to be 100% suck free before rejoining c-blog drills.
3 years, 4 months ago on Scheduled Maintenance For Commenting Tonight
Here's a towel for Sidenberg after that load Jeffrey left on his face
3 years, 4 months ago on asdgaffdfh pens win
@Penguido my pants are tight
3 years, 4 months ago on Third Period:Bruins/Pens, 2-1 Pens
Dustin Jeffrey in your MOUTH!
@PatrickMarlett @Adam12 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxKjga305cY
3 years, 4 months ago on SECOND PERIOD: Devils/Pens, yawn
Link City's conduct is bitchin'
3 years, 4 months ago on LINK CITY: Kunitz Mustache Boy, Rossi Behind The Scenes, Winning, more...
3 years, 4 months ago on PODCAST: 03.02
Off topic...new Dropkick Murphys video features Bobby Orr, Milan Lucic, and Shawn Thornton: http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/blogs/rolling-stone-video-blog/exclusive-the-dropkick-murphys-throw-a-wild-irish-party-in-going-out-in-style-20110301#ooid=Bqczg1Mjqo7aBeJaYZSeyYxnDfN69vMp
3 years, 4 months ago on Tuesdays With Stoosh: 3:01
@Hatrick @Grub82 @Billgates That's why his wrist shot published the Prima Games strategy guide
3 years, 4 months ago on Pens win 6-5 in shootout
@Billgates Kovy's wrist shot in the shoot-out beat the water temple in Ocarina of Time bindfolded.
Kovalev in your mouth
@FlyinPenguin Don't know about The Kun's injury but he'll be back someday along with his friendshttp://media.comicvine.com/uploads/6/63677/1480276-coon_and_friends_super.jpg
3 years, 4 months ago on Gameday 64 - Maple Leafs
@GeneralSecretaryjlh I was about to reply with a comment like, "lulz, those are low expectations". Then I realized that your actually right, and started cutting myself.
3 years, 4 months ago on Pens Lose 4-1
@SaintMarty and Straka does a run in with a steel chair
3 years, 4 months ago on Gameday 63 - Hurricanes
@GlassJaw @staplerova TK
3 years, 5 months ago on Gameday 61 - Capitals
@SaintMarty @Kinguinov @runtymom @Jovi Matt Cooke invented the trap
3 years, 5 months ago on Gameday 59 - Avalanche
John Denver sucks
If Sid's available for April 8th, he's going off. I'm picturing something along the lines of a scene from Kill Bill, just before "Black Mamba" commits one of the multiple revenge killings. Extreme close-up on the eyes of each person with epic siren blairing in background. Their will be blood...
3 years, 5 months ago on Ray Shero Strikes Back
My interpretation of that interview with Rossi:
Look Burnside, we play a game that has boards, and those boards have to be guarded by aggressive forecheckers. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Melrose? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Tyutin, and you curse the Pens. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Tyutin's injury, while tragic, probably wins us future games. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, is to win games.
You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want Cooke on those boards, you need Cooke on those boards. We use words like grinding, bitches, down. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent winning cups. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the banner of championships that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you man up and grab your sack. Either way, I don't give a damn if you think we're hipocrites.
3 years, 5 months ago on I'm With Mario
It's a shame Cooke didn't see Ovechkin there...
3 years, 5 months ago on Pens lose 3-0
3 years, 5 months ago on Poop: Malkin Suffers ACL/MCL Injury
Crosby better come back from injury quick before @BizNasty2point0 passes him in the scoring race
3 years, 5 months ago on Grab Your Sac. Pens win 4-3
Only Charlie goes down faster than Prust
@morkle13 @sweaterguy @the_man_ @the_man @jamesthegreat @demondg1 I love the internets
3 years, 6 months ago on LINK CITY: Malkin injury, Civic Arena auction, Toilets, Preggo Wang
I'm being totally cereal. When things aren't going their way against a particular scheme, they don't hesitate to adjust "their game" to beat it.
3 years, 6 months ago on Hopefully not an omen for Sunday
@GrindingDownBitches It wasn't worse. Just think of every game the Pens played against a trap team when they didn't score first.
I'd like to congradulate Bylsma for always knowing what to do from a coaching aspect whenever the Pens face a team that traps. Even if the Pens fall behind early, they always look like they know what they're doing.
The Blackhawks' Anthem singer Jim Cornelison sang at the Bears game yesterday. Good stuff, sure as shit beats having some random over-produced slut with a top 40 single do it.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-BCPymjGI4
3 years, 6 months ago on LINK CITY: Letang Clan Letang, Letang Jobbed Price Too, Top Five Links
3 years, 6 months ago on A Very Logical Defense of Yancey Thigpen
I'd like to see a photoshop with Therrien replacing Robin Williams and Geno replacing Matt Damon during the, "It's not your fault" scene from Good Will Hunting.
3 years, 6 months ago on A Very Logical Defense Of Evgeni Malkin
@JumboJeffB Ackbar is better against the trap than the pens
3 years, 6 months ago on Pens Lose 4-0. Maybe Worst Game Of Season
@Lets_Go_Металлург other than getting 2 points...no
3 years, 6 months ago on Third Period: Pens/Wild. Snore city. Wild lead
watching the pens play against the trap is like watching flys fuck
c-blog has arrived
3 years, 6 months ago on Playground