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3 months, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/
Great write up.
I stand by what I said on Twitter. Last night closed the book of failures not only since Sid Bream, but since our 1979 World Series win. It created a generational divide that now will allow these new Pirates to forge their own narrative.
After the ball drop, the fans seemed to lose their ability to sync up...I hope that changes. It reminded me SO much of the Tomahawk Chop playoff games and how much that must have gotten to the Pirates back in the day. It couldn't have been more obvious that it was working.
10 months ago on NL Wild Card: Pirates 6 Reds 2
Sounds like throwing the baby out with the bathwater.
If we are that concerned about signing Letang, there would be no reason to trade away his heir apparent. Rossi seems to be doing his part in distracting the media from the real trade bait...whatever that may be.
If I had to guess, we're still in the market for a big power forward that can help on the penalty kill.
1 year, 4 months ago on Let the Rumor Games begin
http://xkcd.com/386/ <= Only appropriate response to tonight's Internet shens.
1 year, 5 months ago on QUICK CAP: Pens beat Sens 4-2.
Tangradi has earned his spot to replace Paul Martin as everyone's MHP (Most Hated Penguin).
Brah needs to stop acting like he's the chosen one and start trying to earn his spot on the roster. I'm going to be mucho disappoint if a dude with that kind of size and style (from his WBS time) squanders it the way he keeps doing.
If he keeps this shit up, we'll be trading him to Yeo for Erik Christensen who I believe isn't even on their team right now.
1 year, 6 months ago on Paul Martin Confidence Index soars to 27
The t-shirt looks like they were trying to put it through a laser printer and it got caught and mangled.
1 year, 6 months ago on The Latest NHL Jersey Abomination: The Accelerator Collection
and yet now this jackass gets his pic, name, and link to an article back to his bullshit. I didn't know, or care, that Beaver County had a newspaper.
I'm thinking his mission has been accomplished.
1 year, 6 months ago on The Malkin bashing has already begun
I love Mario and the Pens upper management; But I still am pissed at the NHL. Leaves me in a weird place.
I'm donating the money I would have spent on tickets and gear to the Mario Lemieux Foundation. Then I'm photographing the cancelled check and mailing it to the NHL with a note saying "My 12-13 NHL Fund"
1 year, 6 months ago on Penguins Statement on Lockout: "We offer our apology."
Not sure what it says about my Internet habits considering I can identify the blonde.
1 year, 7 months ago on Heath Miller Probably Goes By "Heath" Because His Real Name Is Porn
The NHL could not block payments, but apparently the Penguins could...in the form of being broke.
1 year, 8 months ago on Mario Lemieux's 1992 contract was above NHL rules.
@Darth Mutski @Hoss Wildcards are the weak.
2 years ago on Flyers' offer sheet for Shea Weber is Dr. Evil money | July2012
hey does anyone know if Jordan Parise decided where he's going to play?
2 years ago on So apparently Parise will make a decision late tonight or tomorrow morning | July2012
@ckelley something something joke here somewhere something something
@Flip @SaintMarty and Ferrari?
@SaintMarty Eklund just reported he's using one of the Google AutoDrive cars to get here
Erreyone knows Parise would take a boat. Because, waiting.
7:14PM departs Toronto, ON 8:27PM arrives Minneapolis, MN
@FindingNeo Our nine in a row record scoffs at your trolling attempt.
2 years, 4 months ago on Link City: Stamkos scores 50 | March 2012
Oh I'm back for one thing. If you didn't see this on Tosh last night, its HILARIOUS.
Ok, I'm out. I downloaded Sudden Death and I'm looking forward to seeing Jay Caufield.
What do you call a kid with one eye, one arm, and one leg?
@BGW We'll allow it.
What do you call a drunk blonde?
@stapler Timetravel plz.
Alexander Ovechkin's talent as an athlete is only surpassed by his ability to work hard on and off the ice in a commitment to lead through example.
@stapler My wife immediately guessed the nickname when I groaned. I guess I'm not that creative.
oh god. I just read a THN article that calls Sid "The Comeback Kid"
What do you call a Mexican that makes donuts?
A baker....you racist.
@Paul Martins PuCk Dad?
What's blue and smells like red paint?
Sidney Crosby walks into a bar.
It aggravates his preexisting injuries and requires immediate medical attention.
Am I doing this right?
@akus Every game I've been to, its been nearly packed. But then again, I go to maybe a game a year.
2 years, 4 months ago on Stunned Pic Of The Night: Desert stunned | March 2012
@akus Game was in Phoenix last night.
@GhostfaceMillah Best ringtone ever.
@dvo Its moments like those that make C-Blog proud.
@not_Yanni @KingOfNoPants Clearly the academic discipline of BEING AWESOME.
Thanks Stephen S. When I type, I sound like Archer now.
@KingOfNoPants You need a giant red stamp for this sort of job.
@dvo Wear on days there is no game, laugh in face when they think there is because they are not real fans.
I'm wearing a pair of Volcom jeans. Since they went public and shipped their shit off to China, the quality is horrible. Every pair, the button on the fly pops off. And not JUST because I've gained some weight.
and I would punch a Flyers fan in the throat. Just call it preemptive strike.
Miss you guys.
Looks like the Predators found the "Establish a Trade Route" feature in Civ V.
2 years, 5 months ago on 10:00 AM - Still quiet...Flyers and Caps up to something? | Feb2012
@AngryPanda Best R/C Copter ever: http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/rc/b527/
Flamebait: DJ, Big Dog, and Thiessen to CBJ for 1st round draft pick. Who do we draft?
@BGW It was on TSN when I typed it out. :)
@AngryPanda @Hoss Sweet. We should collaborate.
The Kostitsyn trade would be more interesting if everyone had to type his name out without looking at it.
@AngryPanda Top Gear UK did a great thing on NASCAR a few weeks back. It was actually interesting.
@shooter Isn't Danica racing in that? Man, it'll be awesome to see her Kournikova in a whole new league!
@FlyinPenguin all I see is West Side Story starring them and Richards/Carter.
Daniel Briere to acquire Chlamydia from Maxime Talbot (e4)