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psamp rules. real talk
@jodiegabrielle fantastic photo, jodie! i've updated our post with your link. do you mind if we keep it up as such? no copyright infringement was intended, as many reader submissions unfortunately come without attribution, and we give credit when we can. i will remove it if you'd rather it that way! again, great subject, and incredible photo.
9 months, 1 week ago on Mini Pony of the Day 2-6-14
let me know who wears it best unless youre @BGW and work at hezbollah
1 year, 2 months ago on Day 23
@BGW you work at al qaeda
@Dillon @psamp jmhfhjfhjf
@DoobyDoobyDoo @Malkincookies wooooo just completed a server migration end of last week. its only slightly slow now askdgnkasdg
@DaedalusRoss you say "cherry pick," i say " give the honest answer in plain facts to an irrational question that has been asked more times without checking than anything." you're the one bringing outside data and now opinion into it. i could write posts about letang's pinches. or the loss to the lightning. and then maybe your opinion would make some iota of sense. but THIS post is about the last 4 years, and that the only coaches with better outcomes and records over that span have all won Cups and are currently employed. indisputable. any replacement had bylsma been fired wouldve been lesser, according to playoff record. this isnt that hard to understand.
1 year, 5 months ago on NHL Playoff Records For Every Coach and Team Since The Last Pens Cup
@DaedalusRoss Re-read the title and subject of this post. This is in response to everyone who asks "what is Bylsma's record since the Cup?' Nothing prior to 2010 is in play, or Dan would have another 16 wins himself tacked on. Therrien is employed. As stated, there is no available substitute for what Bylsma has done over the past 4 seasons had he been fired, strictly responding to the playoff record since 2010 inquiry.
1 year, 5 months ago on Calling All Shoppers
@DimaChernysh You're completely going against what I've set out to prove. "Worse rosters" is a total opinion. This data is showing that for everyone that wants Bylsma gone, there is no suitable substitute. Lavvy, Julien and Sutter are all employed. The only "similar" coach in this sense is Vigneault, with his multiple Art Ross winners, an MVP thrown in there and a Quebecois goalie who becomes a headcase at times.
Re-read jamo's comment. Fan expectation needs to change. If you view our roster as "better" than others, you expect x amount of wins every series. With that opinion (again, OPINION) you'd then expect a Cup every year because hey, they're winning every series in 5-6 games! NO coach does that, but the ones with the most recent success were in the final 4 this season. The two most successful are rightfully playing for the Cup now! Does my opinion that the Blackhawks have a better roster in any way discredit Coach Q should Chicago go on to win? And Julien would get a pass because he'd lost with a "lesser" club?
"What is Bylsma's record since the Cup" gets thrown around in a negative way so much that no one compares it to any of his contemporaries when doing so. You really want Torts or Vigneault or DeBoer instead?
1 year, 8 months ago on The Penguins Think Sidney Crosby Is Paul Martin
if professors adam and derek dont make it to the classroom in 10 minutes everyone gets to go home, its school law.
lets go pens.
1 year, 9 months ago on Penguins and Europeans Blogging Thesis
low TOI = game in 4 minutes and the devils suck.
1 year, 9 months ago on RECAP: Saturday in the Park. PENS WIN.
1 year, 10 months ago on Awaiting the NHL schedule
@AndrewDanner oh man good eye, he totally was! pig-sidekick'd mini ponies should be mpotd every day hahaha
2 years, 2 months ago on Mini Pony of the Day 9-28-12 | September
@KingOfNoPants @YinzerinCT @not_Yanni yeah people going that far aren't worth the time. after the 1980-2001 MONOPOLY of only gretz, mario and double j winning art ross, the pens are 1 of just 2 teams with multiple art ross winners in the years since. and ours aren't creepy twins.
2 years, 4 months ago on Some additional details about the Shea Weber's offer sheet from the Flyers and how it affects the Penguins. | July2012
@YinzerinCT @not_Yanni agreed with yinzer. philly had to address no pronger, this gets them back to even, and then some. pens getting parise wasn't a necessity, but a potential bonus. cant complain about what we never had.
@not_Yanni "all our faith" doesn't really mesh with signing sid and still having geno dicking around. hoping for parise was "can we turn this mother up to 11" not "let's get to 10"
the pens tried a similar move, only with 2 players to shore up the blue line, and we've seen how that worked out. all eggs in the weber basket means twice the expectations. the flyers have won the weber, nothing more.
@WetShoes @shooter @psamp i hope they name him god next aldjkghdg
2 years, 4 months ago on LINK CITY: Pens make Doan an offer, re-sign Strait, Top 100 radio host | July2012
@stapler @WetShoes @YinzerinCT t rex o face is life changing
2 years, 4 months ago on LINK CITY: Curious Bylsma quote,Dev camp updates, Shane Doan's agent | July2012
*am regularly illogical*
2 years, 4 months ago on Let's take a deep breath and be briefly logical about the Pirates | July 2012
@Leeeny @NewYinzer @JonKlimasIsNOT_A_BRONY heres despres and borts. http://yfrog.com/kjjokpdj http://yfrog.com/gy9siegj and a chris bourque stunned pic after the pens eliminated the bears http://yfrog.com/mnib4fwj for good measure, eh?
2 years, 5 months ago on Making the case for Ryan Suter | June2012
@PensAreYourDaddy YES! fantastic shot
@NewYinzer @JonKlimasIsNOT_A_BRONY "sigh-min des-prays" - disco dan, in that promo
re: ahl d-men
got a good look at mormina and bortuzzo (as well as strait, little ulf, sneep, etc) while sitting on the glass for a number of baby pens playoff games this season. borts needs to fill out a bit more but can bring it. mormina plays with an "im a dick" edge. borts is an rfa right now, for some reason capgeek has mormina as inactive. not sure what's up with that. ufa, i believe.
im a fan of both. hope they're both back, can be unreal callups, potential to replace the lovejoys of the world.
been a despres fan since day 1. looking for big things out of camp. morrow is gonna be otherworldly adlfhlddasg
wilkes barre party for game 3 saturday sogosgsadfsdf
2 years, 7 months ago on LINK CITY: A.O. Rises, Dark Knight trailer, Other stuff | May2012
2 years, 7 months ago on RECAP: GAME FIVE: CONSOL Rises. PENS WIN. | April 2012
everything else is bullshit
2 years, 7 months ago on This Myth About "Turning On The Pens" | April 2012
i made it!
/does double j salute
///wears stupid facial hair then disappears for a few years
2 years, 7 months ago on 2012 PLAYOFFS and Twitter: Times have changed | April 2012
wow the only gif in this post is of me, from the first win of the 2010 season. cool?
2 years, 8 months ago on REWIND: Pics from December 2011 | March 2012
suck it. fought some devils douches after the game. devils suck and are stupid. go pens.qaekg
2 years, 8 months ago on RECAP: Fleury's Eleven. PENS WIN. | March 2012
hi again @YinzerinKT @akus
too hungover to do anything but say hi
anyone here coming to the game tomorrow?
2 years, 8 months ago on Stunned Pic Of The Night: In New York!!!! Concrete Jungle Where stunned pics are what dreams are made of | March 2012
2 years, 8 months ago on PSAMP Is 5 | March
@akus awwww thanks.
the pens announcement is what made me start psamp, actually. march 13th, what a day
2 years, 8 months ago on 5 years ago, man. | March 2012
In the middle of 3days of meetings in the jersey city westin. Hell
2 years, 8 months ago on Mini Pony of the Day 3-6-12 | March
wile e coyote sucks and couldnt catch a fuckin ostrich
2 years, 8 months ago on RECAP: The Waters off Michalek Island. PENS WIN. | March 2012
man now to decide between a maf sweater or a full-on penguin costume for the st pattys day game in newark. dater's in my head
2 years, 8 months ago on Denver columnist thinks wearing your team's jersey on the road makes you look "foolish" and "dorkish" | March 2012
i liked the one with sid
2 years, 9 months ago on PHOTOSHOP EXPO: Trolling/Laughing Crosby
every other team sucks i hope they all have a billion trades and all stay losing
2 years, 9 months ago on NOON - Fake Rick Nash stuff, Caps dealing, NHL.COM Live stream | Feb2012
trade all the capitals for all the flyers.
now want sarris. damn you nyc
2 years, 9 months ago on Sarris' Candies update | Feb2012
@TheFandangler@dvo@JonKlimasIsNOT_PLAYING_ZANGIEF actually, we count laps by calling out the respective pens players name. so when we get to 66, we'll say MARIO. then we usually do 5 quick laps to get to eugene. then 1 more lap for kovy 2.0. then we'll rocket it up to sid
2 years, 10 months ago on STATS: Jagr vs TK and Sullivan round 2. | Feb2012
i swam 48 quick laps yesterday before the game and tk didnt score (((
to be fair no one scored
@shooter almost. frisky dingo.
2 years, 10 months ago on RECAP: Living Young, Wild, and Malkin. PENS WIN. | Feb2012
oh man stephen s with the slick inclusion. sympathy pains for sid?
no one will understand this
lets go pens
how do you not know what pat brisson looks like? he was on fuckin BAYWATCH
2 years, 10 months ago on Crosby: Speculation Station | Jan2012
peggy from those credit card commercials is his grand dragon wizard or whatever their hierarchy is
2 years, 10 months ago on TSN reporter insinuates Tim Thomas is a racist
reporting from the front lines: larry brooks sucks
2 years, 10 months ago on Larry Brooks: Malkin is enabled by NHL officials | Jan2012
@Hoss@24SesameStreet@Con_Soul11IsGolfing@JonKlimasIsNOT_PLAYING_ZANGIEF cheers...to the pengrins?
i might have to get him on the horn to break the pens out of whatever the fuck they're currently in
2 years, 10 months ago on Conversation @ http://www.thepensblog.com/tpb/jan2012/stats-macintyre-fell-well-short-of-the-qbonvie-lineq.html
@Adam12@Hoss foleys, 33rd st btwn 5th and 6th aves. directly across from the south face of the empire state building. meetup dot com slash penguins for our schedule
come up with cy for st pattys day against the devils. all heading to foleys after since its an irish pub. gonna be a blast
im in brooklyn chinatown. we can party and buy live poultry aslkfjhadsf
2 years, 11 months ago on 4 Things To Know About The Devils: 12.31 | Dec2011