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@Still PFP @Turner_for_Treasury I LOVE this front office.
6 hours, 12 minutes ago on Dodgers Continue To Rework Organizational Catching Depth
@Turner_for_Treasury Is that scooter?
6 hours, 50 minutes ago on Dodgers Continue To Rework Organizational Catching Depth
@Mike Petriello @ngross32 Yeah, but that's the worst excuse ever. You can cancel on those casinos last minute and the flights are like $100. If I were Kemp, I'd want to get this ordeal over with and look ahead, but his response was - nah, I'm going to Vegas.
6 hours, 51 minutes ago on Dodgers Continue To Rework Organizational Catching Depth
@Mike Petriello Pre-planned vacation to VEGAS? Come on, dude.
6 hours, 54 minutes ago on Dodgers Continue To Rework Organizational Catching Depth
The Padres have hijacked the content of this site!
7 hours, 29 minutes ago on Dodgers-Padres trade being held up by Matt Kemp’s arthritic hips
At what point are we handing off too much cash? If we send them another $20M, it's basically like SD's paying market rate for two years and then we're paying off the bad years ourselves. Why not just DFA him in two years if his hips explode? God, this sucks.
14 hours, 36 minutes ago on Your Thursday Matt Kemp Non-Freakout Freakout Post
@Purple Drank Nah, just ride Kemp till the wheels fall off, DFA him and put his contract in our money-burning factory. NBD.
15 hours, 5 minutes ago on Your Thursday Matt Kemp Non-Freakout Freakout Post
@BlueMarvin @Still Bleeding Blue @TrueMontenegro Well, we already know that O'Malley's willing to sell out! Oh, zing, too soon?
15 hours, 8 minutes ago on Your Thursday Matt Kemp Non-Freakout Freakout Post
I am really excited for some discussion of mustachioed relievers. Release the kraken!
15 hours, 9 minutes ago on Your Thursday Matt Kemp Non-Freakout Freakout Post
Isn't that the point of the trade?! If Kemp were healthy, we probably wouldn't be moving him. And that's also why we're accepting two injury risks in return, no?
17 hours, 21 minutes ago on Matt Kemp, Right Now, Is Still A Dodger
@Mike Petriello what the hell the A's are doing?
1 day, 5 hours ago on Matt Kemp, Right Now, Is Still A Dodger
@Mike Petriello @ngross32 @KMT59 Good lookin' out, Mike.
@KMT59 @ngross32 Yeah, thanks.
Nailed it! wtf ...
Jesmuel Valentin is Philly's 8th best prospect according to BA. Thoughts?
Can we talk about Chris Hatcher ad nauseum so that we're bored of him by tomorrow?
The image for this post looks strikingly familiar ... where have I seen that before?
@Mike Petriello @NoHitWin2008 OK, if there's no big deal then release the content! Let's get another article. :)
1 day, 6 hours ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: LF/CF/RF/Departed Friend Matt Kemp
Is this madness dragging on through tomorrow? I know Thursday's the deadline to complete the deal. Is there an actual time that we know?
1 day, 7 hours ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: LF/CF/RF/Departed Friend Matt Kemp
@ABSmileBunch We've got several switch hitters and lots of LH bats that may have days off against LHP and be available to PH later in the game. Might be an issue where we face a RHP and stack the lineup with LH bats, then we face a LH reliever and bring in RH bats, and then later face a RH reliever without any LH bench bat options (because they were already replaced by PH). But that can be managed around.
1 day, 13 hours ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: LF/CF/RF/Departed Friend Matt Kemp
@Raul Franklin I think if we're paying full freight, someone might flip us a flier prospect. League at $4M might draw some interest.
What great timing on this article. At least our fretting is topical. I feel like there's usually crazy arguments about the 24th/25th spot on the roster or ridiculous trade proposals lined up with a post about how awesome Brandon McCarthy's twitter feed is ...
@DodgerBytes Seriously. Holidays plus crazy Dodger rumors = no work.
@PagansOedipalComplex basically, half our off-season was about making room for Seager and preparing for his arrival. Dude's untouchable unless we're BOWLED over.
1 day, 14 hours ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: LF/CF/RF/Departed Friend Matt Kemp
@DodgerBytes @ngross32 There were reports earlier that SD was looking for TWO big bats, so the Myers move wasn't surprising. The timing was downright scary.
@Dustin Nosler I mean, they knew they were acquiring a guy with an injury history, right?
@TheConman @ngross32 I don't mean here, obviously. I mean news articles and tweets in general ...
2 days, 6 hours ago on Dodgers DFA Brian Wilson, make Brandon McCarthy official
So the Wil Myers trade idea came up like a week or two ago and maybe it has legs based upon this new report that San Diego's after him. Do we simply not hear more about Wil Myers potentially being traded because he plays for TBR? The Matt Kemp watch was 24-7 with weeks of constant, useless updates. I would think Wil Myers as an acquisition target would draw eyeballs and generate similar useless content, but apparently not as much as the Dodgers possibly shipping out Kemp. Meh?
2 days, 7 hours ago on Dodgers DFA Brian Wilson, make Brandon McCarthy official
It just took my computer about 10 minutes to load these comments. Sweet.
@DBrim that seems light. What can we do to get 2200?
2 days, 10 hours ago on Dodgers DFA Brian Wilson, make Brandon McCarthy official
2 days, 12 hours ago on Yasmani Grandal could make trading Matt Kemp palatable
@finleysgrandslam I'd like to see a longer post on this. Overall roster re-construction statistics. It feels like we improved massively at defense, will have a better bullpen and rotation. Our offense will suffer, but the additions should more than compensate for the subtraction.
2 days, 15 hours ago on Yasmani Grandal could make trading Matt Kemp palatable
@Weston T Ragequitting is overrated.
6 days, 13 hours ago on Eflin & Windle may be heading to Philly for Rollins; moves lost in the shuffle
I LIKE ALL OF IT!!!
1 week ago on The Night That Blew Up Baseball
1 week, 1 day ago on Dodgers trade Dee, Haren to Marlins for Heaney, Hatcher, 2 prospects
I love you NOT Ned Colletti.
I'm pretty sure Farhan and Andrew are reading this blog ...
1 week, 1 day ago on Report: Phillies trade Jimmy Rollins to Dodgers
@LiterallyPFP The Marlins are getting Dee, Haren and Wisler for Heaney?!?!
1 week, 1 day ago on Report: Jimmy Rollins Would Play For the Dodgers, And That’s Great News
@Dustin Nosler And I'm working on my tan indoors. Doesn't mean it's gonna happen.
I am getting really sick of following all these #sources. Honestly, the parody accounts are becoming more reputable by sheer dumb-ass luck.
@Mike Petriello @DBrim @LiterallyPFP I LOVE SCANNERS!
2 weeks ago on Source: Every Team Wants Matt Kemp
@package206 @Mike Petriello Losing Ned Colletti alone makes this off-season a spectacular success.
2 weeks, 2 days ago on Don’t Panic About Lack Of Dodger Offseason Moves
@Purple Drank @Dustin Nosler Jobu gets tons of cash from those All-State commercials, I'll start there.
@Mike Petriello @ngross32 Understandable. But I had Juan Francisco in the non-tender pool for the record.
Where's my non-tender primer? I demand my money back! Or more primers.
@Mike Petriello mentioned in the same breath as Jon Heyman ... um, how's that feel?
3 weeks, 6 days ago on Dodgers acquire Joel Peralta, Adam Liberatore for Jose Dominguez, Greg Harris