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On iPhone sitting down now for dinner. Game is on here. Momma loves me. :)

2 hours, 30 minutes ago on

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For the love of chocolate covered baby Jesus score a friggin goal!!!

2 hours, 33 minutes ago on

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Done. Starting now.

3 hours, 4 minutes ago on

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WTF??? I step away and the Flyers score 3??? Arghhhhh!!!!!!!!! What happened???? Fuck!!!!

3 hours, 6 minutes ago on

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Gotta go to mom's for Easter happiness.  Actually gonna miss you sick, degenerate bastards....what the fuck is wrong with me!   Check in as soon as I can!  Keep squeezing the bunny!!!!!

4 hours, 5 minutes ago on

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Just watched the replay again....Hank was out of position a bit.  He had too much of the near post covered - actually outside it by several inches.  It happens.  But if he were in perfect position with left leg only on the post it would've given him the extra length to stop that.  You know....like I would've.  lol

4 hours, 8 minutes ago on

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Earlier I saw Nash working through traffic.  Okay??  Ya happy??  I admitted it.  

4 hours, 19 minutes ago on

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4 hours, 21 minutes ago on

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@Hotfreak  God I love the mentality of this blog!!!  :)

4 hours, 23 minutes ago on

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@McPhee37 @Say my Name  HAHA....I had a stopwatch running on when that juvenile joke would come in.  You know why???  Because I WANTED to post it!!!  Way to lower the bar to my level brotha!  Love ya!!

4 hours, 25 minutes ago on

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AWESOME!!!   I just squeezed my bunny so hard he crapped a little chocolate egg!!!!

4 hours, 28 minutes ago on

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memo to Rangers:  you don't have to make every power play  goal look like that last work of art.  

4 hours, 32 minutes ago on

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Love the Rage Against the Machine music played at MSG to start power play!!

4 hours, 34 minutes ago on

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@McPhee37  LOL

4 hours, 37 minutes ago on

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@AnnoyingJoe @Say my Name  Grew up in the '70's my man.  Bugs on TV, Pink Floyd blaring, smoke in the air, and eating an entire box of cereal out of a mixing bowl with a giant wooden mixing spoon.  

4 hours, 38 minutes ago on

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@AnnoyingJoe  BUGS reference on Easter!! Plus 1000!!!!  Well played!

4 hours, 40 minutes ago on

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@SpazzBrown  You have a "fucking wall"???  Awesome!!  (washable paint I presume?)  Ok....I'm done.  Too much of the chocolate bunny.  

4 hours, 43 minutes ago on

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@DPSnotty @Say my Name  LOL!!!  THAT is awesome!!!!!

4 hours, 49 minutes ago on

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5 hours ago on

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@Blobby_Granger  Is it weird that the music for the show just went through my head?  "NASH!!...dada...GORDON!!"

5 hours, 18 minutes ago on

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5 hours, 55 minutes ago on

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Ugh...that means that that guy's cellmate is constantly looking down at the face of Rick Nash!!!  (Shudder)

1 day, 1 hour ago on

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@Hotfreak @Say my Name  Haha....both!  But the meth had me so tweaked that I got confused and ended up having sex with the couch while she did her nails on the other side of the room, legs crossed, looking a bit bemused and muttering "whatever...money's money"   It was a scene that would have made Hunter S. Thompson proud.  Oh...and thanks for the super model....and sorry about your couch.  

1 day, 5 hours ago on

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So the redline on the chart represents our blood pressure as the series progresses and the blue line represents the average size hole we punch in the wall every time Hank lets an easy one go in on his glove side.


Seriously (and how odd is this?), this is the first time I have been more concerned about the Ranger's goaltending than the team in from of it.


Now all you Hank fans please don't go throwing hair products at me, or try to strangle me with the straps of your Prada man bags.  And Tom Dundie, don't go all cursing at me in upside-down letters which I need the Rosetta Stone to interpret.  (haha...love ya bro)  I am not saying that Hank is not good.  He can certainly make the great save, and he can dominate portions of a game, BUT he is more apt than ever to let in a bad goal or two and that can be enough as the playoffs get tighter and tighter.    


....and yes....I am going to stick to my promise to TRY and see what some of you Nash apologists have been saying that he actually contributes, because from my seats it seems like he contributes much the same way that my ex-wife does when it comes time to write the checks for my kid's college tuition - in the way that there IS technically a check written, but it doesn't change the position of the comma in the check I"M writing...


PUMPED for this game and PUMPED for this team.  It's Easter and ZUCC is gonna pop out of one of those little plastic eggs and go alpha bunny on all of those low rent Flyers!!  (Have at it Joe/Snotty)


(Does this two day off thing seem like a freakin' week to anyone else???  Talk about a momentum killer.)

1 day, 6 hours ago on

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1.  I love that Berube insists on telling the Rangers his strategy.  "Wait...you mean i shouldn't be doing that?"  

2.  Brassards beard looks like something I would see on a bad peach

3.  C'mon Boyle....You already look like Mandy Patankin....go for the Inigo Montoya look....I'll PAY you to say to Toronto "This review process you keep going to.  I do not think it does what you think it does."



1 day, 23 hours ago on

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@EHBIGAPPLE @Say my Name  haha...thanks!  You da man Big Apple!!

2 days, 2 hours ago on

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@AG_Blue @Say my Name @IhaveawaiteratMSG @KevinTheNYRBlog  Sure!  Best to let it out.  LOL...I am unable to treat closet Flyer fans though.  I mostly deal with people who are afraid to be too happy, always a feeling of impending doom, a bit paranoid and twitchy...you know....Ranger fans!

2 days, 5 hours ago on

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@Bueller @Say my Name  haha....yeah...they're called doctors.  

2 days, 5 hours ago on

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Damn!  Im FULLY behind this team!  I heard from some legitimate source (can't remember now - only remember thinking that it was legitimate) that the locker room is as tight as he has ever seen it.  Nice.  EXACTLY what you need for the playoffs.  Class act using McDonald's message.  Sure does ring better then "One team, one fight".

2 days, 5 hours ago on

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Screw it, I'm calling Vegas.  Rangers in one.  Flyers are going to concede the rest of the games. 

(Now lest any actual Flyers are looking at this blog and perhaps want to use this for bulletin board material, take the words slowly....sound them all out.  It's called reading - top to bottom, left to right...take Advil for any headaches, Midol for any cramps.)  heehee....Richard.

2 days, 5 hours ago on

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@gravey94  You nailed it.  They even overplayed their hand publicly with those "one fight" shirts.  There is a difference between being hockey tough and being well...whatever the Flyers are.  To win you MUST be tough, stand-up, not take crap...all  in the backdrop of playing hockey.  Seems the Flyers continually forget about that little "hockey" part.  Haha....couldn't happen to a nicer fan base.


I was just so impressed with the Rangers play.  Talent and contained passion....wow....just awesome.  

2 days, 6 hours ago on

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@TomDundie @Betweentheworlds  Tom!  Totally agree about Torts.  He was trying TOO hard to be the alpha himself.  His team couldn't grow into their own.  AV lets them be and look what happens, you have people growing into the role of leadership , which is FAR better than having a coach demand it.  It CAN'T be demanded.  Eventually you will see players sacrificing themselves in droves simply because Zucc (and others) are doing it.  The run rate on that is perpetual, as opposed to the short lived "do it or you're gonna be benched" routine!  Big applause for AV...and big applause (ack, gag.cough!!) for Sather.

2 days, 7 hours ago on

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@Betweentheworlds  thanks!...and maybe you're right (NOT COMMITTING YET) haha, but maybe, just maybe I'm looking at Nash through a jaundiced eye, due to how often he has not shown up in the past.  I will try to remain objective and watch for him the next game.  (Hey...I'm just a big dumb animal myself)

2 days, 7 hours ago on

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@IhaveawaiteratMSG @Say my Name @KevinTheNYRBlog  HAHA...awesome....just friggin' awesome!

2 days, 7 hours ago on

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@KevinTheNYRBlog @Say my Name  haha....I'm calling bullshit on that!!   You did the right thing.  No one likely cares about this crazy crap like I do.  They'd have had to scroll back to the top to make sure it was still a hockey blog!  

2 days, 8 hours ago on

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@Betweentheworlds @Wallace1  premature janerixonation?  try thinking about baseball.  ;)

2 days, 8 hours ago on

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I'm sorry, but I'm gonna talk about this pic of Zucc again and again because it is SO damned awesome AND important to the Rangers.  Sorry to get all Jane Goodall/FrasierCrane on you but THAT shot of Zucc is CLASSIC alpha male display.  You can tell a fuckload about personalities by reading non-verbal communication.  Open arms, full chest display, arched neck, screaming,  is the DEFINITION of a alpha male showing dominance!  (Really.....this shit matters)  A lot of players after scoring will do a fist swing with the leg up, some will raise their hands and look for teammates....ALL good, ALL emotional, BUT fucking ZUCC unconsciously shows EXACTLY what we all see and EXACTLY what we (and he) knows to be true, which is that HE is the baddest cat on the ice!  This is NOT a size thing, but a head thing and it is friggin' invaluable to have as many guys like this on your team as you can.  ( I wrote a whole article on it, but Kevin nixed it....told me to fuck off, or something like that ;)


In the end this is all a contest of animal vs. animal and dominance is established quickly.  Look for who averts their eyes first in a scrum, who moves forward, who angles their body even SLIGHTLY away - all critical, critical stuff, when it comes to physical contests.  


GREAT pic selection Kevin.  You picked it for the same reasons the Rangers need to lock up this little fucking Honey Badger!

2 days, 8 hours ago on

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Wow, Emory is awful. I watched a lot of the game again and watched as he would react to the play moving quickly from one side to the other in front of him. It was embarrassing - as if he had no idea where his net was behind him, PLUS he often didn't even get square to the play, instead sort of just jumping in front of it. I'm sure the coaches already know this, but it would be fun to see their reactions when they look at this on the tapes. I can just see AV's eyes open wide while his mouth hangs open, NOT chewing his gum. The Flyers coach is just going to look down, pinch his eyes between finger and thumb and sigh "duuuuude!"

Would not be surprised one bit if they change goalies. Love it.

Oh...the Rangers played an awesome playoff game - hard and fast...and physical! (sniffle...so proud)

Just wait until Nash suits up and gets on the ice!!

2 days, 9 hours ago on

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@ivanricov  LOL

2 days, 19 hours ago on

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Gonna check out for a bit and be back online for the happy recapping!  See you diehards later!!

2 days, 19 hours ago on

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Fuck You Flyers

2 days, 19 hours ago on

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I am so happy!    (and still have room in my heart to be pissed at Nash)   Drink time!  Cheers!  Richards has had a helluva game and Fast got his first point....which SHOULD inspire Miller....good times, good times.

2 days, 19 hours ago on

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@Betweentheworlds  No just drinking...but the night is young.

2 days, 19 hours ago on

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Those TWO power play goals and the pressure here will keep the Flyers chippy play down.  HUGE!!!

2 days, 19 hours ago on

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@Josh-CK @Say my Name @AnnoyingJoe  yeah....but he didn't KNOW they were game winners at the time.  Bogus stat.  He is a lump  FAR too often.  

2 days, 19 hours ago on

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@AnnoyingJoe  Tragically true.  Nash-Rod

2 days, 19 hours ago on

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@Not Callaqvist @AG_Blue  They needed to buy a vowel to do the goal chant!

2 days, 19 hours ago on

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Holy mother of God....I haven't seen puck movement like that on the Rangers since....well.....EVER!!!!  ( Is it wrong that I actually got a little sexually aroused watching that??)

2 days, 19 hours ago on

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A thing of beauty!!!

2 days, 19 hours ago on

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Nice quick release MSL....NOT!!

2 days, 19 hours ago on

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