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I wasn't in a hatin' mood today, either... until Swisher's shit-eating grin and over-appreciation of his little home run there. Now, I'm not a violent man, but I'd pay a solid chunk of change to get one free punch at his painfully smug mug.
9 months ago on It’s a Sad Day When I Can’t Muster Any Serious Yankees Hate
Wait... wait... what is this feeling I'm having? It's vaguely familiar. I'm trying to put a name on it... hold on a second! Am I actually having FUN watching a Red Sox game?! Well, whaddya know.
9 months, 1 week ago on Following the Footsteps of Giants. Like Mark Bellhorn.
Red, I know you weren't drinking when you wrote this post, but I sure as hell hope you're drinking now.
9 months, 3 weeks ago on Why the Red Sox Will Make the Playoffs. And, No, I Haven’t Been Drinking.
A season of pain.
That strikeout of the mulleted not-Wolverine made me ridiculously happy. Maybe too happy. I'll take it where I can get it.
10 months, 1 week ago on This Photo Is Not a Metaphor for the Red Sox’ Chances in the Second Half of the 2012 Season.
Well, the beginning of this game is eerily familiar.
10 months, 1 week ago on Thank You, Sir! May I Have Another?
Think I might have a little something in my eye over here...
10 months, 3 weeks ago on Is There No One On This Planet Who Will Challenge Will Middlebrooks?
It just struck me that there may be no greater insult than "Would have made a great Yankee".
1 year, 3 months ago on The All “Still Can’t Believe They Played at Fenway” Team
Oh man, I am so completely on the Lamont train now. This must happen!
1 year, 6 months ago on We’ve Had Grady. Why Not Lamont?
I keep hoping Don & Jerry will notice the, um, attractive lass along the 1st base line wearing the green "Rub For Luck" t-shirt, and connect it to the now-infamous groping incident. But the game is unfortunately (or, rather, fortunately) too close for such wandering commentary.
1 year, 10 months ago on Well the Names Have All Changed Since You Hung Around. But Those Dreams Have Remained and They’ve Turned Around…
Red - it's no lie when I say that I thought of this very phrase and said "Damn, that would make a perfect Surviving Grady headline." Hey, dreams do come true!
1 year, 11 months ago on Hot Sox-on-Sox Action!