Hendricks County, Indiana
Writer for Coltsauthority.com . Work from home dad, Central Indiana Realtor. The guy sanding in the cold, yelling at the gas pump. That's me.
That duct tape was underrated.
1 month, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://coltsauthority.com/2015-archives/the-colts-and-andre-johnson-make-it-official.html
Feeling the same way about Redding, Bobman. Hopefully this Langford guy can be at least as good as RJF was. I don't really know much about him either.
1 month, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://coltsauthority.com/2015-archives/colts-sign-dt-kendall-langford.html
Thanks for finding that. I'll add it in.
Terrence Pot Roast Knighton! Only because his nickname is Pot Roast
1 month, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://coltsauthority.com/2015-archives/ca-radio-live-free-agency-show.html
I'm pretty happy with Frank Gore. He's tough, like gas station beef jerky.
You didn't, but as soon as I saw this comment, yes. Retroactive Dr Evil effect.
2 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://coltsauthority.com/2014-articles/a-deeper-look-at-this-weeks-colts-news-duron-carter-rob-chudzinski-david-walker-trent-richardson.html
Just once, I'd like to open one of those videos and find some nice, classic rock mixed with highlights. I think some Edgar Winter Group would be great for D linemen.
Obviously, the scouting videos are better, except when I post them on the site, & readers comment about how "bad" or "underwhelming" a guy looks in his "highlight reel." -__-
Sounds good to me. OC would technically be a step back down, but in name only. In reality, it would mean a huge increase in his involvement and importance & maybe even salary.
2 months, 4 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://coltsauthority.com/2014-articles/a-deeper-look-at-this-weeks-colts-news-duron-carter-rob-chudzinski-david-walker-trent-richardson.html
I'll look for the Dan Pompeii article. I agree that it's weird as hell that there wouldn't me a consensus on height for a guy who's already plenty tall enough for his position. (If I played a pro sport, I'd probably try to tell everyone I'm 6'1" instead of 5'11 & 3/4")
I really cant verify what it is hat Chud brings either. I have noticed though, that the offense has been more aggressive, more willing to take the right kind of risks.
Tressel never got the promotion. He was just a "special assistant" or "clock management czar" (not really) of some sort.
You didn't like that one? I was pretty proud of it.
@Colts_Tyler It really did feel like it was over right then.
3 months, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://coltsauthority.com/2014-articles/colts-flatlined-in-the-afc-championship-45-7.html
@ScottComstock I think whoever the Patriots had, save for maybe Trent Richardson, would've gained a ton of yards, though Blount made something out of absolutely nothing on several occasions.
I also would've liked to see him here back when the running back position was thin, and they needed to sign someone. This offensive line is better than they get credit for, and Blount could've made some nice plays behind it - maybe not what he did against the Colts, but still very good.
@Platinum haha. Thanks. I really did want to turn it off a couple times.
They certainly are doing steadily worse against this one team.
@chip_bennett Point of emphasis? The people saying it on TV don't know either. But they usually are referring to something that isn't a rule change, but something they've refocused on because they haven't been enforcing it very well.
3 months, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://coltsauthority.com/2014-articles/15960.html
Thousands of great restaurants all around this city, and you went to a Wendy's?
Kidding. Nice work. I enjoyed reading it.
3 months, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://coltsauthority.com/2014-articles/guest-post-wearing-the-dusty-jersey.html
I forgot about Cincy beating the Broncos. How could I forget that? We can all just hope Manning goes on some kind of drinking binge next Saturday or has some kind of 4 interception playoff collapse.
Freeman's contract IS up after this season, but despite his age, he'll be a restricted free agent (thanks, CFL).
3 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://coltsauthority.com/2014-articles/colts-get-the-wild-card-win-26-10-over-cincinnati.html
I don't know much about Mariota yet (I start watching videos of these guys after the playoffs end...which I hope isn't next week), but Winston sounds like a mess. Of course, if he gets it together, the guy is talented. Maybe they'll go the Texans route and draft a D lineman while completely ignoring their need for a QB (a guy can hope, right?)
4 months ago on Conversation @ http://coltsauthority.com/2014-articles/colts-go-to-the-bench-but-win-anyway-27-10-over-tennessee.html
Both running backs had an awful game in pass protection/blitz pickup. Neither of them are normally that bad.
4 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://coltsauthority.com/2014-articles/stubborn-colts-storm-back-25-24-over-cleveland.html
@codrutc I felt like the defensive penalties finally being called changed the way those corners played a little too. but that line sure looked good with Shipley and Holmes out there.
They do still have Nixon, who was inactive today, but I bet there'll be an o line signing this week, maybe a PS guy.
@chip_bennett I felt like (remember this was written during the game) the defense played well at times when a lesser unit could've made Hoyer look like an all pro. He was still awful. Definitely addressed that too.
@buymymonkey I felt like that defense was amazing top to bottom and would've been rough for any quarterback. They could've destroyed 2003 Peyton or 80s Marino. The lack of flags until late helped them out, but I think the Browns defense was just brilliant today.
I agree, a better QB plus a defense playing like that would've been too much for these guys. Well, I guess it would've been about what we saw against New England.
@chip_bennett I don't know. Sounds like he should be resting and healing up for the playoffs. He might be worried about being replaced, like a lot of older NFLers tend to be.
Also, things like that make you wonder how many injuries go unreported in pro football.
Sorry about the formatting issues. They should be fixed now. It should look like a bullet list.
Thank heavens it's an animal name combination and doesn't have anything to do with any type of, umm, squirt.
Also, that thing is adorable. I just want to give it a hug.
4 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://coltsauthority.com/
@Payton Still no idea about pokemon stuffs, but that Larry Johnson/Herm Edwards analogy is pretty cool.
I've never paid attention to Pokemon (because I'm a grown-a** man), but what on this earth is a Squirtle?
I liked it better too. Going back through the scoring plays is no fun, and it's exactly what we all get when we read the major media stuff. This way was a blast.
4 months, 4 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://coltsauthority.com/2014-articles/colts-outpace-washington-49-27.html
Haha. Thanks. I was hoping people who were on Twitter during the game wouldn't get bored with this one because they pretty much saw all of it on their time line earlier.
You've probably already seen it by now, but Pagano said it looks like a concussion.
I have no idea why Kerr wasn't playing. Deactivated in favor of Jones, I suppose? I still wish they would get rid of the healthy inactive players. There's no reason for it in the modern NFL.
Okay, I found it, but my phone won't let me paste the link in here for some reason. I can send it to you on Twitter if you like.
5 months, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://coltsauthority.com/2014-articles/colts-notebook-patriots-preparations-brown-vs-landry-at-safety.html
I heard (I think on WIBC) that he was late for a meeting or practice, and that he should start again. I bet it's in writing somewhere out there on the internet. ...but I can't say for sure that I'm right.
Also, Kavell Conner Memorial Doghouse is just brilliant.
gruden is a walking malapropism, but I'll take him over the far less interesting Chris Collinsworth.
5 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://coltsauthority.com/2014-articles/colts-whip-new-york-40-24.html
@erhall01 @chip_bennett All in favor of #Kerricane?
6 months, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://coltsauthority.com/2014-articles/colts-shut-out-the-bengals-27-0.html
@AJ_ Yes, Sergio definitely looks like he's pretending to be an airplane.
I think two things this team will have to worry about now are turnovers (both sides of the ball) and penalties. They're an absolute penalty machine, and it could cost them the game against a better opponent.
Also, they'll have to be careful not to get to much "swagger." Stay humble so they don't find themselves being humbled by an opponent.
Yeah, someone alerted me to #Kerricane. That one is fantastic.
I like Zachnado too. @chip_bennett
The Trxans had a lot more pressure on Luck in the 2nd half from what I could see. Those backups and the rookie were having their way early. I'd have to go back through it to see what changed.
6 months, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://coltsauthority.com/2014-articles/15443.html
@buymymonkey As long as it's a win, I'll take it to the bank. Hoping the Colts are the better prepared team tonight.
6 months, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://coltsauthority.com/
@Bobman Fantastic. I can't seem to come up with one that doesn't have anything to do with those beards. It's. just. so. beardy.
@paulcareyjr I'm actually worried this game could be one where everything goes wrong for an exhausted, banged up Colts team, but I like your prediction. I'll see your pull-away-at-the-end prediction and raise you one blowout by the away team. 38-12 Colts, because that's what I want to happen.
I don't suspect we're going to know anytime soon. It could've come from fhe front office, in which case, Pagano would never give a reason because there's no way of saying it without potentially throwing his bosses under the bus.
All we can do is speculate.
6 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://coltsauthority.com/2014-articles/colts-notebook-preparing-for-watt-foster-fitzpatricks-epic-beard.html
@Pied best run on sentence I've seen in awhile. Well said.
6 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://coltsauthority.com/
@coltsauth_todd @MarcusDugan What?! You don't like "Jacksonvillian," bro? Thank you. Nice job to you too. How'd you like that feature photo?
6 months, 4 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://coltsauthority.com/
@Bobman On the Landry thing, remember a lot of the pre workout shakes and supplements and that sort of thing these guys take aren't regulated by the FDA. So it falls on them to make sure they aren't violating anything. Sometimes I think that's why the suspension a PED violation is only 4 games.
But in the big picture, it's both maddening and kind of hilarious that Landry of all people tested positive for PEDs.
7 months ago on Conversation @ http://coltsauthority.com/2014-articles/sorting-out-roster-moves-rogers-arrestedreleased-landry-suspended-for-peds-mcdonald-signed-to-active-roster.html
I can't believe Moncrief wasn't gone when the Colts picked in the third. Seriously. He isn't undersized, isn't a dropper, doesn't have character issues, runs decent routes, has great concentration and body control, and he sure as hell isn't slow.
The guy has been electric when he's gotten on the field. I'm excited to see how he develops.
7 months, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://coltsauthority.com/2014-articles/colts-blow-the-doors-off-the-jags-44-17.html
Will, I think the pass defense is going to be a problem this year. The top three corners have been amazing so far, but the safeties and linebackers are having trouble (and there's that pass rush issue).
But I agree that they were likely playing softer defense in the second half anyway.
They truly were a couple of good bounces from 1-1. They lost a gMe they should've won when many of us believed it was a horrid matchup. I honestly believe they're going to shellack the jaguars this weekend. It should be fun.
7 months, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://coltsauthority.com/
I like the first half Foles and second half Foles bit. I'm betting Eagles fans could say the same about Luck.
7 months, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://coltsauthority.com/2014-articles/throwdown-thursday-colts-vs-eagles.html
@TrueBlue87 @Platinum @MarcusDugan @zgs1288 I want to defend him, but we shouldn't be talking about upside with Richardson. He should be producing now, and he isn't. Until he changes that, people are going to be hard on him. He's essentially Indy's 2013 1st round pick, and 1st round picks make and break the careers of GMs, fair or not. If Richardson produces - and not in the way where we have to look for it - all will be forgotten.
I do agree, though, that he'll be here through the end of his rookie deal. Unfortunately, if he has a cut-worthy season, it appears all of his $3 million in 2015 would be dead money if he were let go. He'd have to be abysmal to be cut. http://www.spotrac.com/nfl/indianapolis-colts/trent-richardson/
7 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://coltsauthority.com/2014-articles/colts-24-broncos-31-the-comeback-that-wasnt.html
@AJ_ I think on that Fleener pass-deflection-interception, Luck also threw to his left shoulder (back shoulder?), where the defender was, while Fleener turned to his right. I was too hard on him in the recap.