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Uh, Jerry...the Sox are off tomorrow.

18 hours, 55 minutes ago on Red Sox Management Has a Plan for Jon Lester. I Hope.

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Obvious taped segment is obvious.

19 hours, 53 minutes ago on Red Sox Management Has a Plan for Jon Lester. I Hope.

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@GodzillaJoe The PBNL will probably be Felix Doubront when Theo realizes how much he stinks.

20 hours, 31 minutes ago on Red Sox Management Has a Plan for Jon Lester. I Hope.

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The Sox just dumped a number of idiotic salaries like the one Kemp has two years ago. Doing the reverse and losing Lester in the process would be a catastrofuck.

1 day, 18 hours ago on If the Red Sox Trade Jon Lester, Someone Must Pay

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@Jennie Also, the night that we trade Buchholz and Doubront.

2 days, 18 hours ago on Red Sox Trade Jake Peavy. But Who Gets Chief?

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Trading Buchholz and Doubront for a punch to the gibleys sounds like a good idea right now.

2 days, 18 hours ago on Red Sox Trade Jake Peavy. But Who Gets Chief?

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@Sharpie @GarrettCRW If every Drew hit counted as five runs, the Sox would be over .500.

2 days, 19 hours ago on Red Sox Trade Jake Peavy. But Who Gets Chief?

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All these responses from people who never visit and don't realize that this post was a joke.

2 days, 19 hours ago on AJ Pierzynski Writes His Former Red Sox Teammates

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Dickey looked pretty stunned to see Drew get a hit.

2 days, 19 hours ago on Red Sox Trade Jake Peavy. But Who Gets Chief?

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@Sharpie And Saturday night is for fighting.

2 days, 19 hours ago on Red Sox Trade Jake Peavy. But Who Gets Chief?

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@Sharpie A two-run home run by Melky and his roids is a good thing?

2 days, 20 hours ago on Red Sox Trade Jake Peavy. But Who Gets Chief?

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@alexis_b82 @Jennie So, overrated glasses that are gimmicky and full of shit?

3 days, 22 hours ago on Red Sox Trade Jake Peavy. But Who Gets Chief?

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Call the place a piece of shit, Jamie. We know you want to.

4 days, 1 hour ago on Red Sox Trade Jake Peavy. But Who Gets Chief?

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You know it's a bad season when a dude with a spray-on tan gets to act condescending to you.

4 days, 1 hour ago on Red Sox Trade Jake Peavy. But Who Gets Chief?

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More fucking stupidity from Tampa. I wouldn't even wish this fucking waste of an organization on Montreal.

4 days, 2 hours ago on Red Sox Trade Jake Peavy. But Who Gets Chief?

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Well, my rally shower failed, I see.

4 days, 19 hours ago on Time for Red Sox to Embrace the Spoiler Role. Starting with the Rays.

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@Jennie Farrell would have challenged had he not wasted it on fucknuts.

4 days, 20 hours ago on Time for Red Sox to Embrace the Spoiler Role. Starting with the Rays.

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The worst part is that he looks like unfunny joke thief Frank Caliendo.

4 days, 20 hours ago on Time for Red Sox to Embrace the Spoiler Role. Starting with the Rays.

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@Jennie @GarrettCRW He's giving that guy the evil eye, and the guy is hopefully getting his ass reamed on the phone.

4 days, 20 hours ago on Time for Red Sox to Embrace the Spoiler Role. Starting with the Rays.

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@Jennie Alexis needs to punch him in the gibleys.

4 days, 20 hours ago on Time for Red Sox to Embrace the Spoiler Role. Starting with the Rays.

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@VJ in Stuttgart Yes, a eulogy for San Francisco's playoff chances.

4 days, 20 hours ago on Time for Red Sox to Embrace the Spoiler Role. Starting with the Rays.

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@Jennie @GarrettCRW No, caffeine is my drug of choice.

5 days, 17 hours ago on Time for Red Sox to Embrace the Spoiler Role. Starting with the Rays.

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I'm sure Tampa and their fan will be upset about that HBP by Miller.

5 days, 18 hours ago on Time for Red Sox to Embrace the Spoiler Role. Starting with the Rays.

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Tampa was looking for a way to make The Trop a bigger shithole, so PIGEONS!

5 days, 18 hours ago on Time for Red Sox to Embrace the Spoiler Role. Starting with the Rays.

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This game is a bag of dicks.

1 week ago on Has it Really Been 10 Years Since That Varitek/A-Rod Brawl?

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I think the baseball gods just told us all that Peavy needs to go.

1 week ago on Are the 2014 Red Sox an Actual Thing That is Happening?

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Can we trade Peavy for a dollar?

1 week, 1 day ago on Are the 2014 Red Sox an Actual Thing That is Happening?

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And Peavy's still Peavy.

1 week, 1 day ago on Are the 2014 Red Sox an Actual Thing That is Happening?

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Drew's back to sucking tonight.

1 week, 1 day ago on Are the 2014 Red Sox an Actual Thing That is Happening?

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Pounded Tit brand Watah!

1 week, 2 days ago on Trading Crawford, Beckett and Gonzalez: The Gift That Keeps On Giving

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The MFY are losing now, too.

1 week, 2 days ago on Trading Crawford, Beckett and Gonzalez: The Gift That Keeps On Giving

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There's your 2014 Rookie of the Year.

1 week, 2 days ago on Trading Crawford, Beckett and Gonzalez: The Gift That Keeps On Giving

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So Papi passed Yaz on the all-time home run list with that last homer.

1 week, 2 days ago on Trading Crawford, Beckett and Gonzalez: The Gift That Keeps On Giving

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Games like these are why the mercy rule is for Little League and RBI Baseball (aka Famista for anyone watching in Japan).

1 week, 2 days ago on Trading Crawford, Beckett and Gonzalez: The Gift That Keeps On Giving

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@Tex19 We're finding out that Blue Jays have tits to pound, too.

1 week, 2 days ago on Trading Crawford, Beckett and Gonzalez: The Gift That Keeps On Giving

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@Sharpie The Blue Jays are FUCKING AWFUL.

1 week, 2 days ago on Trading Crawford, Beckett and Gonzalez: The Gift That Keeps On Giving

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@VJ in Stuttgart I guess he heard you.



.......Or not.

1 week, 3 days ago on Trading Crawford, Beckett and Gonzalez: The Gift That Keeps On Giving

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@VJ in Stuttgart Too bad the Rangers laid an egg against Toronto.

1 week, 3 days ago on Trading Crawford, Beckett and Gonzalez: The Gift That Keeps On Giving

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@alexis_b82 Yeah, but it was probably a Budweiser.

1 week, 4 days ago on Trading Crawford, Beckett and Gonzalez: The Gift That Keeps On Giving

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@alexis_b82 Because weird shit happens when you can hear colors.

1 week, 4 days ago on Trading Crawford, Beckett and Gonzalez: The Gift That Keeps On Giving

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Kansas City? More like Kansas Shitty, amirite?

1 week, 4 days ago on Trading Crawford, Beckett and Gonzalez: The Gift That Keeps On Giving

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