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Well, Denton, no risk of AP running over the Pats on Sunday, or even whipping them with a stick.
However, you know it's a doomed season when even Joe C. is missing games.
3 days, 18 hours ago on All Over But The Crying
It's Pound Their Tits O'Clock!
6 days ago on A List of Teams the 2014 Red Sox Could Probably Beat
6 days, 2 hours ago on A List of Teams the 2014 Red Sox Could Probably Beat
@GodzillaJoe The division, yes. Playoffs....not yet.
1 week, 1 day ago on 2014 Red Sox Channel 2013 Red Sox. And Magic Happens.
Can someone explain to me why Derek Jeter Day gets shown on MLB.tv, but every pregame ceremony the Sox have had since I bought into the service I've missed since it wasn't on MLB.tv? (This doesn't include the 100th Anniversary of Fenway and the post-Boston Marathon bombing ceremonies since they were shown on MLB Network with the games in question.) I'm seriously offended since one of those events was Pesky's number retirement.
1 week, 2 days ago on 2014 Red Sox Channel 2013 Red Sox. And Magic Happens.
@Jennie Or maybe turn them upside down.
Wow, Denton, you called Papi's day, twice over. Are you related to River Song?
1 week, 4 days ago on Rivalry Rubber Match vs. NFL Debut
@Sox on the Beach It's why they're giving Jeter that patch, because his career just died.
1 week, 5 days ago on Rookies Unchained as Red Sox Play Spoiler in the Bronx
@Jennie I'm sure the Yankees hate us for giving them 3-5 more easy outs each game.
1 week, 6 days ago on Pedroia Injured; One Hit Performance Gets a Two Word Review
@Jennie Baby needs his bottle.
I believe this is the time for a "LOL Yankees" post. So,
If you have to use fucking cowbells to drown out the opposing team's fans, you're probably crappy fans or just plain outnumbered.
2 weeks, 1 day ago on Pedroia Injured; One Hit Performance Gets a Two Word Review
@GaryGeiger They need to do something about the way the team is run, too, as Tampa has always behaved like a bush league team, even after 2008.
Keep hitting those douches, guys.
2 weeks, 2 days ago on An Appeal to Mookie Betts: Please Don’t Make Us Fall in Love With You
@Jennie @GarrettCRW We can only hope that Tampa wises up and fires that fucknut Joe Maddon.
@Jennie @GarrettCRW Didn't come up as accidental on my iPhone-just that Pedey left the game after getting hit.
If that was an accident, then I'm Derek Jeter.
I'm all for turning this game into a trend.
2 weeks, 3 days ago on A Celebration of the Worst Red Sox Teams of My Lifetime
@alexis_b82 The classics never get old.
The ball must have been repelled by the amazing douchiness of an Escobar to Archer fielding combination.
@Splinter (aka COYS) With that said, the only reason the Sox are going to end up behind Tampa and Toronto in the standings is because they traded the entire rotation away.
All the hard work Matt Smith did to make bowties cool has been negated by Don, Jerry, and Gary.
3 weeks, 3 days ago on My Cubans! Sox Sign Castillo, Secure Two-Thirds of “All Defector Outfield”
Also, does that mean that Andrew Miller has to take the ALS Challenge twice?
3 weeks, 5 days ago on Jake Peavy Thanks Red Sox Nation. In Tweets.
Tonight's game is on ESPN, right? So, are they going to acknowledge the Jimmy Fund Telethon, seeing as how they've utterly avoided it by using the Angels feed for highlights this series?
@Jennie Maybe we can merge them into one player.
3 weeks, 6 days ago on A Reminder of What’s Important: The Annual WEEI/NESN Jimmy Fund Telethon
If Steve the cop gets a bobble head, does Hunter's ass get one, too?
4 weeks ago on Jackie Bradley Jr. to Pawtucket, Mookie Betts to the Sox & Some Sweet JBJ Catches
@SurvivingGrady @HGGolightly Unfortunately, he can't hit even the fast ball.
You know it's a blowout when Don's old friend the mantis makes an appearance.
1 month ago on A Gentle Reminder that David Ortiz is Still a Bad Ass Motherf$%ker
I guess taking a shower too close to the start of the game backfired.
Seriously, you'd think these guys would have half a clue on how not to pitch to Cespedes.
But, then again, Porter doesn't seem to be the sharpest tool in the shed.
1 month ago on My Second Favorite Expletive-Fueled David Ortiz Speech
@Jennie Whenever he wanted to. ;)
@alexis_b82 Isn't the rule that Papi has to accept within 24 hours?
@Jennie What an awesome future!
@GaryGeiger That's why we should be able to like posts multiple times.
You'd think that Houston's pitchers would know the dangers of pitching to Cespedes.
1 month ago on FEELS ALERT: Red Sox Hall of Fame Welcomes New Inductees
@Sox on the Beach Not having these shows on is why Werner isn't the new Commissioner.
1 month ago on Ten Shows NESN Needs to Produce, Like Right Now
There's a new post, apparently.
1 month, 1 week ago on The Red Sox, Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead. But Still Fun to Watch.
@VJ in Stuttgart Just a little bit.
Pedey, however, does not care about what the game wants.
This game seems determined not to end.
@alexis_b82 Did you bring runs?
If JBJ learns how to hit, he'll be a perennial MVP candidate.
Tomorrow's post needs to have the same title, but with an asterisk, because it's no fun to watch Buchholz fail.
@HorshamScouse And making Weaver cuss like a sailor on top of it.
1 month, 1 week ago on Worst Head Shot Ever?
No matter how bad the Sox are, it's good to see that the Angels are still their bitches.
@alexis_b82 Everyone has been scared off by the hideous shirts Don and Jerry are wearing.
1 month, 1 week ago on The Surviving Grady Red Sox Podcast: Talking to People About 2004 With Guest Amara Grautski
@VJ in Stuttgart I was trying to sell stuff to idiots during the game, TBH.
1 month, 1 week ago on Saying Goodbye Is Never Easy, John Lackey
@hannah82 I believe it is. Also, it's a shitty strike zone!
1 month, 1 week ago on Getaway Day: Watching Henry Owens in Pawtucket