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@Obsidio Don't you have something better to do than commenting on a gag post on a Red Sox blog from July, like making a fool out of yourself at a Darren Wilson rally, or jumping off a cliff or something?


Get over yourselves, Cardinals fans.

2 months, 1 week ago on AJ Pierzynski Writes His Former Red Sox Teammates

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@GaryGeiger Unless he was intentional making the thing suck because FTMFY.

2 months, 3 weeks ago on Aretha Impersonator Serenades Jeter; Jim Rice is Not Impressed

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@Jennie @VJ in Stuttgart His Noodly Appendage totally wants us to know that the Yankees lost the Series in 2001.

2 months, 3 weeks ago on Jeetah!

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@VJ in Stuttgart @GarrettCRW It will be the greatest Fuck You to Beane and A's ownership ever if the Sox do sign Lester (and I too think it's a definite possibility).

2 months, 3 weeks ago on Jeetah!

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First order of business for 2015: Punching every Red Sox fan who has done a chant for Jeter this weekend.


Second order of business: high fives for everyone who scalped the living hell out of the Yankee fans who have infested the Fens this weekend.

2 months, 3 weeks ago on Jeetah!

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@Jennie @GarrettCRW Neither have I, but that "Mr. November" crap forced my hand.

2 months, 3 weeks ago on Jeetah!

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Yo, Fox, the Yankees LOST the 2001 World Series.

2 months, 3 weeks ago on Jeetah!

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I'm amazed Fox didn't bring the camera inside the toilet with Jeter there.

2 months, 3 weeks ago on Jeetah!

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Fuck Jeter and Fuck the Motherfucking Yankees.


Also, Fuck Selig for spewing loads of bullshit right now on WEEI.

2 months, 3 weeks ago on Jeetah!

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Tomorrow's game is on Fox?

2 months, 3 weeks ago on Six Games To Relief

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Someone needs to tell Lucchino to never wear flannel again.

2 months, 3 weeks ago on Six Games To Relief

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Apparently, ESPN has a special "Suck Jeter's Nads" edition of Sportscenter on right now.

2 months, 3 weeks ago on Six Games To Relief

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Steven Wright will need to apologize to Steven Wright for character defamation if he's not careful.

2 months, 3 weeks ago on Six Games To Relief

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@English Sox Fan Looks like they're all free.


These three games are ones I'm happy I won't be seeing in person, because I'd have to choke about 30,000 people for washing Jeter's balls.

2 months, 3 weeks ago on Six Games To Relief

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Who ordered the classless beatdown?

2 months, 3 weeks ago on Six Games To Relief

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Who's this guy purporting to be Mike Napoli?

2 months, 3 weeks ago on Six Games To Relief

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@Splinter (aka COYS) The MFY game getting rained out tomorrow would be GLORIOUS.

2 months, 3 weeks ago on Six Games To Relief

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Tampa, I promise I'll hate you less if you fire Maddon.


What a little snot.

2 months, 4 weeks ago on Six Games To Relief

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Well, Denton, no risk of AP running over the Pats on Sunday, or even whipping them with a stick.


However, you know it's a doomed season when even Joe C. is missing games.

3 months, 1 week ago on All Over But The Crying

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It's Pound Their Tits O'Clock!

3 months, 1 week ago on A List of Teams the 2014 Red Sox Could Probably Beat

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@GodzillaJoe The division, yes. Playoffs....not yet.

3 months, 2 weeks ago on 2014 Red Sox Channel 2013 Red Sox. And Magic Happens.

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Can someone explain to me why Derek Jeter Day gets shown on MLB.tv, but every pregame ceremony the Sox have had since I bought into the service I've missed since it wasn't on MLB.tv? (This doesn't include the 100th Anniversary of Fenway and the post-Boston Marathon bombing ceremonies since they were shown on MLB Network with the games in question.) I'm seriously offended since one of those events was Pesky's number retirement.

3 months, 2 weeks ago on 2014 Red Sox Channel 2013 Red Sox. And Magic Happens.

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@Jennie Or maybe turn them upside down.

3 months, 2 weeks ago on 2014 Red Sox Channel 2013 Red Sox. And Magic Happens.

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Wow, Denton, you called Papi's day, twice over. Are you related to River Song?

3 months, 2 weeks ago on Rivalry Rubber Match vs. NFL Debut

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@Sox on the Beach It's why they're giving Jeter that patch, because his career just died.

3 months, 2 weeks ago on Rookies Unchained as Red Sox Play Spoiler in the Bronx

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@Jennie I'm sure the Yankees hate us for giving them 3-5 more easy outs each game.

3 months, 2 weeks ago on Pedroia Injured; One Hit Performance Gets a Two Word Review

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@Jennie Baby needs his bottle.

3 months, 2 weeks ago on Pedroia Injured; One Hit Performance Gets a Two Word Review

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I believe this is the time for a "LOL Yankees" post. So,


LOL Yankees!

3 months, 2 weeks ago on Pedroia Injured; One Hit Performance Gets a Two Word Review

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If you have to use fucking cowbells to drown out the opposing team's fans, you're probably crappy fans or just plain outnumbered.

3 months, 2 weeks ago on Pedroia Injured; One Hit Performance Gets a Two Word Review

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@GaryGeiger They need to do something about the way the team is run, too, as Tampa has always behaved like a bush league team, even after 2008.

3 months, 2 weeks ago on Pedroia Injured; One Hit Performance Gets a Two Word Review

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Keep hitting those douches, guys.

3 months, 3 weeks ago on An Appeal to Mookie Betts: Please Don’t Make Us Fall in Love With You

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@Jennie @GarrettCRW We can only hope that Tampa wises up and fires that fucknut Joe Maddon.

3 months, 3 weeks ago on An Appeal to Mookie Betts: Please Don’t Make Us Fall in Love With You

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@Jennie @GarrettCRW Didn't come up as accidental on my iPhone-just that Pedey left the game after getting hit.

3 months, 3 weeks ago on An Appeal to Mookie Betts: Please Don’t Make Us Fall in Love With You

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If that was an accident, then I'm Derek Jeter.

3 months, 3 weeks ago on An Appeal to Mookie Betts: Please Don’t Make Us Fall in Love With You

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I'm all for turning this game into a trend.

3 months, 3 weeks ago on A Celebration of the Worst Red Sox Teams of My Lifetime

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@alexis_b82 The classics never get old.

3 months, 3 weeks ago on A Celebration of the Worst Red Sox Teams of My Lifetime

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The ball must have been repelled by the amazing douchiness of an Escobar to Archer fielding combination.

3 months, 3 weeks ago on A Celebration of the Worst Red Sox Teams of My Lifetime

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@Splinter (aka COYS) With that said, the only reason the Sox are going to end up behind Tampa and Toronto in the standings is because they traded the entire rotation away.

3 months, 3 weeks ago on A Celebration of the Worst Red Sox Teams of My Lifetime

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All the hard work Matt Smith did to make bowties cool has been negated by Don, Jerry, and Gary.

4 months ago on My Cubans! Sox Sign Castillo, Secure Two-Thirds of “All Defector Outfield”

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@alexis_b82 Figures.


Also, does that mean that Andrew Miller has to take the ALS Challenge twice?

4 months ago on Jake Peavy Thanks Red Sox Nation. In Tweets.

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Tonight's game is on ESPN, right? So, are they going to acknowledge the Jimmy Fund Telethon, seeing as how they've utterly avoided it by using the Angels feed for highlights this series?

4 months ago on Jake Peavy Thanks Red Sox Nation. In Tweets.

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@Jennie Maybe we can merge them into one player.

4 months ago on A Reminder of What’s Important: The Annual WEEI/NESN Jimmy Fund Telethon

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If Steve the cop gets a bobble head, does Hunter's ass get one, too?

4 months ago on Jackie Bradley Jr. to Pawtucket, Mookie Betts to the Sox & Some Sweet JBJ Catches

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@SurvivingGrady @HGGolightly Unfortunately, he can't hit even the fast ball.

4 months ago on Jackie Bradley Jr. to Pawtucket, Mookie Betts to the Sox & Some Sweet JBJ Catches

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You know it's a blowout when Don's old friend the mantis makes an appearance.

4 months ago on A Gentle Reminder that David Ortiz is Still a Bad Ass Motherf$%ker

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I guess taking a shower too close to the start of the game backfired.

4 months ago on A Gentle Reminder that David Ortiz is Still a Bad Ass Motherf$%ker

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Seriously, you'd think these guys would have half a clue on how not to pitch to Cespedes.


But, then again, Porter doesn't seem to be the sharpest tool in the shed.

4 months ago on My Second Favorite Expletive-Fueled David Ortiz Speech

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@Jennie Whenever he wanted to. ;)

4 months ago on My Second Favorite Expletive-Fueled David Ortiz Speech

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