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The cop's upraised arms and Tori Hunter's legs created a big-assed 'W',for WIN!
1 week, 1 day ago on One Year Ago Today, Summarized in Five Photos
Dr. Charles always hits the mark with these things but yes, that was a notable Fail...........
3 weeks, 2 days ago on Aretha Impersonator Serenades Jeter; Jim Rice is Not Impressed
Well said, Red.
1 month ago on David Ortiz is Busy Breaking Records, Son
Maybe the 2012 Red Sox.
1 month, 1 week ago on A List of Teams the 2014 Red Sox Could Probably Beat
What are there, 50 people in the stands at that toilet of a ball park? MLB needs to get that franchise outta there.
1 month, 3 weeks ago on Pedroia Injured; One Hit Performance Gets a Two Word Review
I like that little sneer Betts seems to always have going...................
1 month, 3 weeks ago on An Appeal to Mookie Betts: Please Don’t Make Us Fall in Love With You
If any solace may be taken from this shit storm of a season, it's knowing the Yanks will be dealing with this.....
2 months, 1 week ago on My Second Favorite Expletive-Fueled David Ortiz Speech
I was watching for him using the trick of blinking his eyes in Morse Code...I think he said something along the line of " I look ridiculous in this uniform".
2 months, 3 weeks ago on Jon Lester Looks Thrilled to be Joining a Pennant Race
First, what will poor Cafardo write about with Drew gone?
2 months, 3 weeks ago on Lester and Gomes to Oakland, Cespedes to Boston. City Starts Drinking at 10:00am.
@Jennie Ah, the beautiful sport........
3 months, 1 week ago on Red Sox Beat Red Sox While Astros Just Happen to Be Nearby
Spot on, Denton. Some of the Boston media, especially Cafardo had this inexplicable man-crush and wrote every $#^&(&%$ day about the need to bring Drew back. Like Beetlejuice, they said his name enough and dammit it worked. The truth is he's not the reincarnation of Honus Wagner, he's statistically a slightly below average SS (see baseball reference link - standard fielding) who can't hit lefties and gives away far too many at bats.
4 months, 3 weeks ago on Stephen Drew: Streak Killer
I'm sure Joe Torre has already briefed the 'Humps' to warn both teams know before the game. Personally, I'm looking for a good old fashioned take-out slide on the punk Escobar, preferably by El Jefe (Gomes) and have Escobar's ass bounce off the Covidien sign.
4 months, 3 weeks ago on Red Sox and Rays, Round Two
Sean Rodriguez would fit right in on the Canadiens.... shooting his yap off from the back of the pile, with 10 of his boys between he and the Sox. In fact the whole Rays team has that smarmy un likeability, like the Habs.
4 months, 3 weeks ago on Sox Beat Rays, Ortiz Gets Plunked, Declares “War”
Two days off in one week? Haven't seen that one in a while........
5 months, 2 weeks ago on Everything You Need to Know About the Red Sox Reaching .500 Can be Summed Up By Dustin Pedroia’s Expression
Situational hitting has been horrible......swinging for the fences w/2 strikes, inability to hit to the right side with a man on second no outs, inability to get a fly ball with a man on third w/less than 2 outs, etc. etc.....Now that the pitching has started to settle these wasted opportunities are going to haunt them........
5 months, 2 weeks ago on Please Stop Stepping On My Nuts, 2014 Red Sox
It's officially time to be concerned about these 2014 Sox. I expected the offense to come out slow with Victorino & WMB on the shelf but the pitching would hold them in, like last year. Uh, no. Last night's mail-it-in against an 88mph C. Sabbathia and the alarming number of strikeouts (they're averaging something like 9 a game) was dismal. TFG for the Bruins.
6 months ago on Can’t Get Enough Pine Tar Talk?
Obviously, Mr. Pineda will not be taking the minutes at the next Mensa Club meeting.
6 months ago on John Lackey: Stopper & the Pine Tar Follies
@Sox on the Beach .....at the babe Ruth Museum
6 months, 3 weeks ago on Sox Win, Thanks to Lackey, Home Runs and Beard Pulling
Well said, Red. It's been house money since April 2005.
6 months, 3 weeks ago on These Are Better Days (Opening Day 2014 and How We Got Here)
@HorshamScouse El Jefe always makes perfect sense, usually with a Go Pro
7 months, 1 week ago on All You Need is Glove
I'm with you on the Oscars, Red. (Some) people whine about baseball salaries but some of those talent-free Hollywood dolts make millions for producing absolute shite. I didn't watch a minute of it.
7 months, 3 weeks ago on The Oscars. But for the 2013 Red Sox in the Playoffs.
Congratulations, Denton! As soon as I see the print version available I will snag one!
8 months ago on Shameless Promotion Alert
Well done, El Jefe!
8 months, 2 weeks ago on Jonny Gomes’ New Red Sox World Champs Tattoo is Glorious and Horrifying
@VJ in Stuttgart Since I finally bailed on New Hampshire winters for Raleigh, NC I can honestly say I do not miss it.....we had about 2" fall last week and school was cancelled for 2 days.
8 months, 2 weeks ago on “Look, Everyone! It’s… Baseball!”
(In my best Forrest Gump voice)
I'll miss you Jen-nay
8 months, 3 weeks ago on Jenny, Jenny who can I turn to?
@HorshamScouse I guess that's my solution for here in NC.......
8 months, 3 weeks ago on Remy to Return in 2014!
@VJ in Stuttgart I hope you get that NESN feed there brother. Since I moved to Raleigh, NC I can get NESN but they black out the games...NESN says it's the Sox, Time Warner says it's NESN.... I have to get that figured out pretty quickly
I hope it works; there was a time this was Ellsbury w/20HR pop. I am, however, trying to remember the last time it did pan out, (see John Smoltz & Brad Penny) both of whom did not. Let's hope the new Grady does. Now that I'm in Raleigh, NC and so much closer to FT Myers, planning a trip to ST in early March....that is if all the games aren't sold out. Happy Sunday fellow SGers.
8 months, 4 weeks ago on Just When You Thought You’d Never Hear “Grady” and “Red Sox” in the Same Sentence, Ever Again
Ross, like so many of the '13 Sox were the baseball equivalents of hockey 'rink rats', guys who are in their element at the ball park and enjoy every aspect of being there; Pedroia, Ross, Gomes, and Victorino are just the top 4 that come to mind now in my Sunday morning fog; guys who enjoyed being together and their looseness was infectious helping create an atmosphere similar to '04, but uniques in its own way. Sabremetricians will argue the intangibles because they it can't be put on a spreadsheet, but we know better. Ross is going to make a helluva coach when he hangs 'em up, I hope the Sox can keep him on the organization. "I'm going to enjoy throwing him (Ellsbury) out." Priceless. <30 days to Pitcher and Catchers. Happy Sunday fellow SGers.
9 months ago on Beard Talk With David Ross
Jon Lester is smiling. A lot. As is David Price and every pitcher considered, or who will want to be considered, a #1. Lester is not Kershaw; let's be honest, but he just became a 20+M pitcher in this market.
I've been surviving on the MBL network, SG and the Gammons Daily and counting the days to Ps& Cs. Since I moved to Raleigh, NC last May winter hasn't been the mind (and extremities) crushing time it had become for this old timer in NH.
9 months, 1 week ago on Baseball?
@VJ in Stuttgart Her saying, "Do me, SCHNELL!", probably a bit of a turnoff
9 months, 1 week ago on What Lies Ahead
Good luck Denton, and I look forward to reading your work. I'm working on my own, my first, about the 1908 season. The working title at this point is "What if Merkle Made Second?" and I'm about 3/4 done....
This is our f***ing video, nobody gonna dictate what we watch....stay strong!
9 months, 2 weeks ago on An Instant Cure for Winter Hangover. Starring David Ortiz.
Well said, young man. Happy New Year to all.
Pitchers & Catchers in 45 days!
9 months, 3 weeks ago on Another Year Gone By
Happy New Year's Eve, fellow SG-ers......be safe out there tonight,
9 months, 3 weeks ago on The 2013 Red Sox Christmas Card
A merry, safe and joyous Christmas to Red, Denton and all fellow SG-ers. A Big thanks to all those in uniform around the world. 50 something days to P&Cs!
Finally, I submit my own Christmas favorite because, "Santy Claus gonna come to you"
10 months ago on Five Christmas Songs You Never Hear at Christmas (But Probably Should)
Other than my daughter coming down from NH to visit me here in Raleigh for Christmas, that is my best Christmas present
10 months ago on Helmet Cam Video of Red Sox Winning the World Series May be the Greatest Thing in the History of Things
Sometimes, it's just that *!@#$&% simple.
10 months ago on To Pay Or Not To Pay
@VJ in Stuttgart Or send Kolten Wong....oops, he tripped and hit a closed door,
10 months, 1 week ago on Highlights from John Farrell and Mike Matheny’s Unused Audio Commentary from the 2013 World Series DVD
Matheny's rod up his ass looks like it has a rod up its ass. What a humorless prig he turned out to be, still whining about the hotels in '04.....doesn't look like he enjoyed a single moment of the WS.
Two more years and he's knocking on the door for 500 HRs. How cool would that be?
10 months, 1 week ago on Just Make David Ortiz a Red Sox Player for Life and be Done With It
I miss baseball
10 months, 1 week ago on Heisenberg
@VJ in Stuttgart @Sox in the Desert I'm going for epic John Sterling ridiculousness: "Ellsbury, rings the bellsbury!"
10 months, 2 weeks ago on Cold Stove
I read Seattle was going to make a hard run at Nap to protect Cano.....Good deal for Sox
10 months, 2 weeks ago on Sox Re-Sign Napoli; His Beard to Continue to Haunt Local Children’s Dreams
The question is, what will ass-hat John Sterling come up with the first time Ellsbury goes yard?
Thanks to Red & Denton for giving us this sandbox to play in and thank you Sox for the magic.
10 months, 4 weeks ago on Mike Napoli Kissing David Ross and Other Things We’re Thankful For
The Sox unending victory tour continues.
11 months ago on What the World Needs Now is Shane Victorino, Louis CK and Taylor Swift Reading the Gettysburg Address
@VJ in Stuttgart Well said, sir.
11 months ago on The Idiots Will Always Own My Heart
Talent-free douche who, if he lived anywhere else on Earth would have starved to death by now.
11 months, 1 week ago on Bill Maher, Please Go Away
Who can begrudge Tito a little hardware?
11 months, 1 week ago on Francona Wins AL Manager of the Year, Farrell Too Drunk on Winning to Notice