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I fell asleep before halftime and woke up to discover the Vikings actually made a touchdown. From the sounds of it I saved myself 2+ hours of being pissed off. I wonder what would happen if the Vikings played the Gophers.
11 months, 1 week ago on PJD's Game 5 Recap: The Walking Dead, NFL Version
@ndmover Have to admit I'm from ND, but not Fargo, and am impressed by the cleverness.
12 months ago on Even North Dakota Hates Ponder and the Vikings
No love. My auto drafted team sucks.
12 months ago on Fantasy Dreams 2013 - PJD's Fantasy Football Week 2 Review
There's talk Favre is coming back. Perhaps to coach?? Hahahahahaha.
12 months ago on So Who Should Be the Vikings Coach in 2014?
Anytime the Vikings look like shit (aka play football), I can always come back here and remember how good they really look. Thanks again for raising my spirits.
1 year ago on Shirtless Vikings | Content | Site
What a waste of a career for AP. Poor guy deserves a ring! On another note... I miss Kluwe so so so much. :(
1 year ago on PJD's Game One Recap: Jury Still Out on Ponder?
Just finished watching the first 3 seasons on Netflix. I would love to see Sadface cry.
1 year, 2 months ago on Will Bears and Vikings Players Face Off on The League?
@PJD I don't even want to know what the Lambeau Leap would look like in that video.
1 year, 3 months ago on Which is Uglier: This Packers Dress or This Bears Dress?
Thank God that when I searched Google images for a Vikings formal dress I found none. Unfortunately this came up: http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2011/2/3/fb74763f-7848-440c-8ab4-1ce967de2c0f_thumb.jpeg WTF?? The page it is from talks about the "lovely ladies of Lambeau". What?
@Hammy1724 That is hideous.
Why do you have him wearing Greenway's number in your Vikings pic?
1 year, 4 months ago on Brian Urlacher Rumors Still Not Dead After Several Beatings
@PJD Sounds like a challenge
1 year, 9 months ago on Chad Greenway Wants Fans "Super Duper Drunk" Sunday
I feel a really fun photo op coming on.
I started with a Bell's Two Hearted last night. First time...not bad.
I plan on watching the game sacked out on my double papasan still in my slutty tights and hot pants from the roller derby bout the night before. I will class it up a little with my dark chocolate red wine during the game, the whole bottle. If, by some chance, the Vikings do win I will proudly run to Walmart in my prementioned outfit and allow anyone with a camera phone get their picture taken with me and post it on peopleofwalmart.com. If I'm lucky I will still be Super Duper drunk and punch a Packer fan....in Walmart....in hot pants. That's almost as good as doing it in a sombrero.
There are a few Packers fans I would love to beat the shit out of. Mark may be my new hero.
1 year, 9 months ago on Vikings and Packer Fans Like to Beat Each Other Up
I won a medal too. The Golden Touch. I don't know what the fuck it means but it sounds pretty kinky. I need to do some serious lineup changes.
1 year, 11 months ago on Fantasy Dreams 2012 - PJD's Fantasy Football Week 7 Review
@jakewp11 His first regular season TD was against Falcons.
2 years, 8 months ago on Dear Purple Jesus ... | December
"Only 60% to 70% of athletes are ultimately able to return to play, often with a decreased level of performance. A recent National Football League study revealed that 20% of players never returned to play after ACL reconstruction; among those who did return, a drop in performance level was the norm."
I haven't been able to watch football in a few weeks. I finally get the chance, the Vikings win and AP is out. WTF?? I take full blame :(
@PJD@MikeFromWinnipeg lol. its super easy. i do it in my other league. 1st to sign up gets 1st pick.
2 years, 11 months ago on Fantasy Dreams 2011 - PJD's Fantasy Football Week 7 Update | October
@MikeFromWinnipeg so if my team ends up last i get 1st round draft pick next year? hmmmm......
@MikeFromWinnipeg@PJD@Qommie Do you have a Childress one too?
2 years, 11 months ago on Warcraft Wednesday: Warcraft's Warface | October
@PJD@Qommie Moss ones are on clearance. Could probably even find them at Goodwill. Perfect for converting.
I have new found hope that my team won't completely suck! Sad thing is that I'm last place in every league I play in. WTF? I need to figure out how to start cheating.
@MikeFromWinnipeg@PJD I assumed the NFL had uniform control all the way down to the color of their thongs. Learn something new everyday.
2 years, 11 months ago on Tweets O' the Game: More Penis Jokes Than You Can Shake a "Stick" At | October
@MikeFromWinnipeg@PJD I would completely agree. It should also be made a figurine with Lang having a bobble head.
2 years, 11 months ago on Purple Jesus Diaries' Game Seven Review: A Kick to the Nuts | October
@MikeFromWinnipeg Seriously?? Hmmm...... I stand corrected then. Doesn't change my opinion about Lang though.
I also want to add that TJ Lang is a crybaby calling Robison a coward. That's why they wear a cup!! (Ok, I realize I'm not a guy and have never worn a cup, but I assume it protects the jewels). Have I mentioned I HATE THE PACKERS!!
Souhan's tweet had me rolling. At first I was annoyed by the kick because of the 15 yard loss then I giggled like a little boy. Warcraft's tweet about Robison stealing his job next week was pretty good too.
@Hammy1724 I try to be sneaky when not doing work-related stuff at work, but your post made me laugh so hard I blew my cover. I can totally relate to the kids. My 7 year old has been trained to say "Ugh...I HATE Clay Matthews" every time he sees him on the tv. It's awesome!
Forgot to mention AP got hurt and still came back for more. He is also amazing!
I love that it was a 6 pt game. The stupid Packers fans in my office haven't really said much. Even many Packer players mentioned they were impressed with the rookie. Perhaps Ponder started a few weeks ago he would have been a little more comfortable. Either way he did great....a little disappointed there wasn't a shirtless locker room interview with him. There's hope for the rest of the season **my feisty fingers are crossed** If there was said interview, someone should send me the link. Defense sucks...agreed. Really can't say much more.
I think Robinson's nut kick should be a new shirt offered in the PJDiaries store....just sayin.
Fuck! I better get used to being on the bottom....not my favorite place in any fashion.
2 years, 11 months ago on Fantasy Dreams 2011 - PJD's Fantasy Football Week 4 Update | October
@PJD Ouch...but sadly I think it's true. At least I'm not a total loser. I will always have the college basketball bracket thingy.
2 years, 11 months ago on Warcraft Wednesday: Kluwe Tackles Immortalized | October
Too bad the #5 has been tarnished. There is a good chance I will be at the f'n MOA tonight. I hate that place so I better get a chance to meet this amazing man. I will mention PJD.....but at a cost. I want 200 points added to my lame ass ffb team. (I'm sure I will still end up last place)
McNabb hasn't paid up on the ice cream because he always eats them before he makes it to Kluwe.
2 years, 11 months ago on Warcraft Wednesday: Kluwe Goes Shopping | September
that should be 2008.
3 years ago on Fantasy Dreams 2011 - PJD's Fantasy Football Leauge Week 2 Update | September
i'm flattered that you lead with a quote from me. i made some roster changes. hopefully my team can make a comeback. the vikes started 0-2 in 200x and still made the playoffs. anything is possible.
Just for the hell of it I googled "see the tip grasp the fat" and this PJD post was second on the list. First was the lyrics to Everyone Is Free (to use sunscreen)
3 years ago on Warcraft Wednesday: Kluwe Fines Cullen | September
I'm pretty torn between Eli and Ryan. Rams suck so Eli has a chance. Oakland not bad, but neither is Buffalo.....did I just say that? Yahoo predicts they will get the same points. Which means absolutely nothing because the fucking predictions are usually extremely wrong.
Kinda like the 69 tie. Just sayin. Anyway, I can't wait to kick your Purple Jesus ass this week. I started Fitzpatrick and will blame you if I lose. Although that's a pretty good strategy on your part....reverse psychology.
3 years ago on Fantasy Dreams 2011 - PJD's Fantasy Football League Week 1 Update | September
I have to honest, I don't watch Arrested Development so I'm glad you provided that handy little link. I did not get the reference so have fun shooting yourself in the face (I'm assuming that was some kind of sexual connotation).
3 years ago on Warcraft Wednesday: ... WITH CLUB SAUCE | August
@CollegeWolf has my number.....well, not literally, but I am all about half naked men even if they have that high-school-boy-i'm-gonna-take-my-hot-bod-pic-in-front-of-the-bathroom-mirror-because-my-boyfriend-wasn't-around-to-take-it avatar.
3 years ago on 2011 Fantasy Dreams: New PJD League Members Chosen; Unrelated - Grown Men Cried Today | August
@PJD Hahah bar far?? You know where my mind is.
3 years, 1 month ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/2011-articles/august/warcraft-thursday-kluwe-throws-a-duck.html
@PJD He is bar far the coolest NFL player out there. I never thought one of my favorite players would be a punter.
Of course I nominated! Why wouldn't I? This blog offers everything. Men wearing purple, football, half-naked men, fantasy football, insecure homosexuals trying to convince everyone else they are straight while staring at half-naked men, Kluwe. Did I mention half-naked men....with muscles? You didn't list your super cool t-shirt store.
3 years, 1 month ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/2011-articles/august/hey-gais-lets-troll-some-bloggers.html
I have a good pic for you. I don't know how to load it here so I will just send it to you on twitter.
I think I will adopt that goal also
3 years, 1 month ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/2011-articles/august/it-begins-purple-jesus-diaries-fantasy-football-league-2011.html
You should make it a requirement to not be a puss and send in a pic in winning shirt....or else you're not allowed to win.
@PJD@Qommie Thank god you didn't do that last year. I would have never been accepted.
@CollegeWolf@PJD It adds character
3 years, 1 month ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/2011-articles/august/purple-jesus-diaries-nonsensical-2011-minnesota-vikings-training-camp-suck-off.html
the only thing that would make me love kluwe more.....kluwe shirtless! ok, maybe not. i dont know, maybe he's ripped and we just don't know it. (btw, why won't this site allow me to capitalize my words when posting from my bb?)
3 years, 1 month ago on Conversation @ http://purplejesusdiaries.com/2011-articles/august/warcraft-wednesdays-tripping-icarus-5000-and-an-ice-cream-cone.html