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1 year, 2 months ago on GDT: Maple Leafs at Sabres (7:30 p.m., Leafs TV)
Hi. Fuck the refs.
No, but seriously Stephen the Sous just dropped by with a speedball and a rack of lamb. Smell you queefs later.
1 year, 7 months ago on Kumamon Exit Interview
@NHD @MrsMalkinsBorscht @Anthony Bourdain Now you're talking. Giada can whip my cream any night.
@MrsMalkinsBorscht At least he's dropping something. . . penedejo
@MrsMalkinsBorscht @Anthony Bourdain @NHD Whoa whoa I am married. But really just let me know when and where puta.
@MrsMalkinsBorscht Now you're talking. Eat ALL of the endangered species.
@MrsMalkinsBorscht @Anthony Bourdain @NHD I like you style tough guy. McDicks is pretty good in a pinch too, especially after a bottle of Jack and a rail of lower east side blow.
@NHD @Anthony Bourdain Again you're confusing me with Zimmerman. I write best selling books and have an award winning show on the travel channel. Plus I kicked cocaine and heroin habit. Beat that Flay you flabby ginger.
@MrsMalkinsBorscht @NHD Sorry didn't hear you on a plane to Singapore with your mom.
@MrsMalkinsBorscht No, no, that's something that sweaty bald homo Zimmerman would eat. Not me wanker.
@NHD Me, Eric Ripert, and Zamir teabagged the shit out of those two whiny cunts while eating foie gras and chugging a 1965 sav.
@NHD Fuck them. Flay is a dreamy piece of chunky sewage. And Emeril, jesus fuck what a pile of excrement.
@TheWorldwideLeaderInShoes Can't go wrong there, wash down some oysters with those beers and hate fuck a PETA member.
Are any of you cholo pussies vegans? Boy, do I hate vegans.
@Hoss Christ your standards are low.
@TheWorldwideLeaderInShoes @Anthony Bourdain Don't get used to it you little skeezer. I'll be dead soon probably. Heroin and fatback take their tolls.
@TheWorldwideLeaderInShoes Heh you said peters.
@NHD @Gary Bettman GTFO you diabetes riddled cracker loving hack of a cook.
1 year, 9 months ago on Possible Playoff Matchups for the Pens
1 year, 9 months ago on Fresh Hockeyless Post
@MarkMaddenTheX Staff is fapping to your hate and publicity.
1 year, 10 months ago on And here come the Jerome Iginla Rumors
1 year, 11 months ago on Happy Birthday Joey Mullen
1 year, 11 months ago on STATS: Pens after 16 games
@JenBroflovski Hey that's my schtick.
1 year, 11 months ago on Jersey Redesigns by CFA_27
Shut out citeh!
1 year, 12 months ago on Rangers vs. Penguins (Game 7)
@AnnoyingJoe fitting name.
Probably how much ice time Hagelin logged. Lol.
What Will Torts Cry About?
I guess that Nash pick up was worth it. Fat fuck looks like a lost fat puppy dog.
When will Biron get a start? Man.
@KevinDeLury But Nash - Richards - Gabs is the BEST line in the world. Also typical seeing as I drafted Henrik in my fantasy draft.
2 years ago on Bickel Drops Sestito
@KevinDeLury Nothing we can do about it. Way to beat the Flyers though dick.
Hey this a HOCKEY BLOG!!!!
This more cutting and pasting than a room full of first graders the day before Valentine's Day.
2 years ago on Why Torts Pulled Lundqvist
2 years ago on Zuccarello: It's Rangers or No One
2 years ago on Game On!
2 years ago on Is Asham the New Avery?
@Dillon @Hoss Bad jokes ftw.
2 years ago on Drama + Butthurt =
2 years ago on No Word on Kreider
Keep your chin up kid.
2 years ago on Penguins 6, Rangers 3
2 years ago on Uhh... Is Wade Redden Now An Islander?