Moderately Excited Towel
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@KanYeezus I use the excuse that I'm vegetarian... but truth is, even if I weren't, I still wouldn't eat that shit.
1 day, 11 hours ago on No, The Dodgers Aren’t Being Cheap
@Montgomery "Drink" Burns sandwich
@KanYeezus you're probably going to die
@FurryBrick The Dodgers payroll this season only surpasses the GDP of Tuvalu, Marshall Islands, Kiribati and Palau. Not sure how we're going to beat Micronesia with their $320,000,000 GDP.
@DINGERS! "let's see what's down here" ...?
1 day, 16 hours ago on No, The Dodgers Aren’t Being Cheap
@Purple Drank was Juan Pierre in a race with Dee Gordon?
2 days, 15 hours ago on Don’t Judge The Health Of The Dodger Rotation On Disabled List Trips
@DBrim I'm partial to La Super Rica myself. But people are often turned off by the line/wait.
JUDGE THE HEALTH OF THE DODGER ROTATION ON whether they see the dress as white/gold or black/purple
@DBrim So your trip was a partial success, then.
@DBrim Los Agaves, at least?
@DBrim did you go to La Super Rica?
@itsthatguywhodoesstuff GREEN ORANGE IDIOTS
3 days, 9 hours ago on Joel Peralta’s sore shoulder could open Dodgers’ closer spot for others
@WBBsAs (In Dog We Trust. Un Planeta Sin Gatos) Gaudin doesn't give a fuck what color the dress is
@Casey the DeliMan @capnsparrow it calls people idiots, that's enough for capn
@Purple Drank @ThtsaPaddlin @Montgomery Burns too few curses and grammatical errors to be capnworthy, though
3 days, 10 hours ago on Joel Peralta’s sore shoulder could open Dodgers’ closer spot for others
@Omer (beercoozie) wet socks
@ThtsaPaddlin seems like that's more complicated than dating a Vietnamese girl
@ThtsaPaddlin @Moderately Excited Towel @efb @DKD what if its an uncooked jelly donut?
@ThtsaPaddlin @efb @DKD what if the bread is two donuts?
@Subtle Euphemism they probably couldn't afford the membership though
3 days, 14 hours ago on Joel Peralta’s sore shoulder could open Dodgers’ closer spot for others
@666foldamort @Batted Bob they produce it from ears? Miguel Olivo must be involved
3 days, 15 hours ago on Joel Peralta’s sore shoulder could open Dodgers’ closer spot for others
@Batted Bob depends what you're using it for
@Carlos Perez have you checked Andre Ethier's blog?
@ABSmileBunch @Moderately Excited Towel @Purple Drank yes, that's the point!
@Purple Drank @ABSmileBunch and why is Edinson Volquez still on the bullpen chart
@Tymathee @efb @itsthatguywhodoesstuff baseball players are known for their literalist interpretation of the Quran
4 days, 11 hours ago on Chad Gaudin Is In Dodgers Camp, And You Won’t Like It
@itsthatguywhodoesstuff this is why the Yankees take their facial hair policy so seriously
@Disgruntled Goat @Tymathee that sounds like something Sacramento swastika goat would do
@Pimparoo (The Ghetto Wilt Chamberlain) I think he can afford something nicer than a wagon.
@TheConman @Montgomery Burns CONCENTRATION CAMPS... GRAVES!
4 days, 12 hours ago on Chad Gaudin Is In Dodgers Camp, And You Won’t Like It
@Disgruntled Goat @Montgomery Burns why are you assuming its a person and not a goat
@Montgomery Burns Josh Hamilton's house
@Dave! (Or Justin Turner, Maybe) @Moderately Excited Towel @ThtsaPaddlin @efb Towel has 0 suits and doesn't understand any of the abbreviations that you just used.
@ThtsaPaddlin @efb you know you've made it when you have two suits.
@Disgruntled Goat @Purple Drank @Dave! (Or Justin Turner, Maybe) wow, he's going to reach 100,000 comments probably tomorrow.
@Purple Drank @Dave! (Or Justin Turner, Maybe) I thought that was pfp
@Batted Bob don't worry, we have Andre Ethier
4 days, 13 hours ago on Chad Gaudin Is In Dodgers Camp, And You Won’t Like It
@Purple Drank kidney disorders are very unfortunate, he's right
@Tymathee maybe we're hiring him for team doctor
4 days, 14 hours ago on Chad Gaudin Is In Dodgers Camp, And You Won’t Like It
4 days, 14 hours ago on A look at Dodgers’ pitchers and ‘pace of play’
why don't they just shorten the game to 6 innings? we could also get rid of God Bless America that way.
@ploxtato the pickup line bot @Moderately Excited Towel I don't laugh. I'm a towel.
@ABSmileBunch @Moderately Excited Towel that's okay, Arruebarrena will improve game speed by making quick outs (on both ends)
Urias for Buehrle, get it done Ned
@Purple Drank @Moderately Excited Towel well, that's mean
5 days, 15 hours ago on Brandon McCarthy & Molly Knight had a insightful Twitter convo while you were sleeping
@Purple Drank @Moderately Excited Towel hi
@snaggletooth1 @TellMyWifeISaidHello @Mike Petriello His arm is fine. His range is probably mediocre, but he's not as slow as, say, Manny Ramirez was. He'll be below average, but probably not as much as a liability in LF as he was at SS.
6 days, 13 hours ago on Dodgers miss out on Yoan Moncada, possibly to spend big on July 2