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its pretty simple, guys. just pretend you don't even follow baseball until the Dodgers are in 1st place again at some point in the future.
10 hours, 44 minutes ago on Get To Know This Year’s Foreign Imports: Japan
@HunterStricklandsOedipalComplex @Purple Drank could've got Broxton for almost nothing
not that he helped the Brewers much
10 hours, 49 minutes ago on Get To Know This Year’s Foreign Imports: Japan
@TellMyWifeISaidHello clearly one of the All-Time Greats
11 hours, 34 minutes ago on Get To Know This Year’s Foreign Imports: Japan
even if the Giants win... there is still a new episode of South Park tonight.
11 hours, 37 minutes ago on Get To Know This Year’s Foreign Imports: Japan
@Literally PFP not so future
11 hours, 38 minutes ago on Get To Know This Year’s Foreign Imports: Japan
quick Sabean, sign Sandoval to a 6 year deal
11 hours, 40 minutes ago on Get To Know This Year’s Foreign Imports: Japan
@ThtsaPaddlin though by run differential they were better than the Cardinals
11 hours, 43 minutes ago on Get To Know This Year’s Foreign Imports: Japan
haven't we been reminded how awful baseball is enough this year?
11 hours, 47 minutes ago on Get To Know This Year’s Foreign Imports: Japan
@capnsparrow so rare for a 1st round pick to become the replacement for a Dan Uggla level player
13 hours, 8 minutes ago on Get To Know This Year’s Foreign Imports: Japan
BUT WHAT ABOUT HUDSON'S WIFE
13 hours, 37 minutes ago on Get To Know This Year’s Foreign Imports: Japan
@BIah no you don't
13 hours, 54 minutes ago on Get To Know This Year’s Foreign Imports: Japan
@KMT59 for Guthrie's bunghole
13 hours, 55 minutes ago on Get To Know This Year’s Foreign Imports: Japan
@corylol It is so annoying the Giants lose Cain and the effective version of Lincecum and still can make it to the World Series... ugh why'd Bumgarner have to become so good
1 day, 11 hours ago on Winter Leagues Update #1: The Score So Far
@the great dick tater probably related to the drought
@brincon I'm sure Bumgarner will be Player of the Game even if the Giants lose
@capnsparrow @Sad Towel maybe Lincecum then?
Hudson for the Gnats tomorrow?
okay I'm making up my own rules now... my top 8 not Bad Religion albums.
Strung Out - Exile in Oblivion
Hot Water Music - Caution
Propagandhi - Less Talk, More Rock
Face to Face - S/T
The Weakerthans - Left and Leaving
NOFX - Punk in Drublic
Pennywise - About Time
Pulley - @#!_
2 days, 10 hours ago on Reminder: Logan White was good at his job while with the Dodgers
@Weston T @Sad Towel @MFYG I don't know; some people are very particular about their Bad Religion album rankings.
@MFYG @Sad Towel but I am of the general opinion that Suffer is overrated, hence its absence.
@MFYG @Sad Towel eh they're all pretty interchangeable depending on my mood
@Weston T I've never heard of the 5th one, but based on the first 4 I'm clearly missing out
1. Bad Religion - Against the Grain
2. Bad Religion - Stranger than Fiction
3. Bad Religion - Recipe for Hate
4. Bad Religion - Generator
5. Bad Religion - No Control
So is this the thing that Friedman was going to do that infuriated us? From now on we're going to love everything he does, right?
@DBrim or maybe just when Dan Haren starts?
4 days, 18 hours ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: C Tim Federowicz
@DBrim Can we move the outfield walls out deeper every time there is a visiting team that hits for more power than us?
@TheConman @Purple Drank 3 years/$27.5m!!!!!
5 days, 12 hours ago on Joe Maddon is now a free agent, are the Dodgers next?
@Purple Drank WE SHOULD TRADE BOTH KEMP AND GREINKE, IF IT WEREN"T FOR THEM WE WOULDN"T HAVE HAD HOPE AFTER NLDS GAME 2
5 days, 16 hours ago on Joe Maddon is now a free agent, are the Dodgers next?
@DodgerDodger @the great dick tater @TellMyWifeISaidHello in RF Kemp is likely average/neutral defensively.
@DodgerDodger @the great dick tater @TellMyWifeISaidHello if he is hitting like he did at the end of last season, why would we want to trade him?
@DodgerDodger 1. Most of Kemp's negative defensive value came from playing in CF, where he will no longer.
2. 2nd half Kemp is much closer to what we expect on offense than 1st half Kemp.
@the great dick tater @JoeMaddonSuperstar I'm sorry that was out of line.
@the great dick tater @JoeMaddonSuperstar what the fuck, asshole. there is no apologizing around here.
@DodgerDodger @the great dick tater @JoeMaddonSuperstar that's kind of more on the guys watching the replay from the clubhouse
@Purple Drank can we still discuss thinking outside the bun?
5 days, 17 hours ago on Joe Maddon is now a free agent, are the Dodgers next?
@TheConman @DodgerDodger Jose Fernandez only has 4 years of team control left though, so we should pass on him.
@DodgerDodger David Price cheesecake
@Disgruntled Goat @Sad Towel what? I thought we were talking about cheesecake flavors
@Disgruntled Goat @Sad Towel by taking no stance, you are in fact siding with the status quo.
@Disgruntled Goat that's an absurd stance to take, goat.
@- Casey - they all do it to varying degrees, but I've never heard Vin have to pitch a company name just to tell us what the score of the Giants game is.
5 days, 19 hours ago on Joe Maddon is now a free agent, are the Dodgers next?
@Turner_for_Treasury @Sad Towel it is more obtrusive when they have to say it EVERY TIME they want to mention what the score is in another game, though. Dodgers don't do that.
@the great dick tater unemployed
I've had to listen to the Giants radio broadcast several times, and every time they mention the score of another game being played they always have to preface it with "on the [name of random corporation that bought naming rights] out-of-town scoreboard" ... it sounds so ridiculous.
@ tomato @Sad Towel @JoeMaddonSuperstar @TellMyWifeISaidHello @- Casey - exactly. hence the second part of my comment.
@JoeMaddonSuperstar @TellMyWifeISaidHello @- Casey - Elbert hasn't historically had very significant R/L splits.
Valid reasons for questioning why he was in the game or even on the roster, perhaps, but he's generally been a full inning guy rather than a LOOGY.
@Mike Petriello Dodgers should buy it
How many cheesecakes to convince Maddon to be our third base coach?
@Purple Drank you should tweet this
6 days, 18 hours ago on What If The Dodgers Sold High On Dee Gordon?