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@DBrim or maybe just when Dan Haren starts?
5 hours, 39 minutes ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: C Tim Federowicz
@DBrim Can we move the outfield walls out deeper every time there is a visiting team that hits for more power than us?
5 hours, 40 minutes ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: C Tim Federowicz
@TheConman @Purple Drank 3 years/$27.5m!!!!!
23 hours, 51 minutes ago on Joe Maddon is now a free agent, are the Dodgers next?
@Purple Drank WE SHOULD TRADE BOTH KEMP AND GREINKE, IF IT WEREN"T FOR THEM WE WOULDN"T HAVE HAD HOPE AFTER NLDS GAME 2
1 day, 4 hours ago on Joe Maddon is now a free agent, are the Dodgers next?
@DodgerDodger @the great dick tater @TellMyWifeISaidHello in RF Kemp is likely average/neutral defensively.
@DodgerDodger @the great dick tater @TellMyWifeISaidHello if he is hitting like he did at the end of last season, why would we want to trade him?
@DodgerDodger 1. Most of Kemp's negative defensive value came from playing in CF, where he will no longer.
2. 2nd half Kemp is much closer to what we expect on offense than 1st half Kemp.
@the great dick tater @JoeMaddonSuperstar I'm sorry that was out of line.
@the great dick tater @JoeMaddonSuperstar what the fuck, asshole. there is no apologizing around here.
@DodgerDodger @the great dick tater @JoeMaddonSuperstar that's kind of more on the guys watching the replay from the clubhouse
@Purple Drank can we still discuss thinking outside the bun?
@TheConman @DodgerDodger Jose Fernandez only has 4 years of team control left though, so we should pass on him.
@DodgerDodger David Price cheesecake
@Disgruntled Goat @Sad Towel what? I thought we were talking about cheesecake flavors
@Disgruntled Goat @Sad Towel by taking no stance, you are in fact siding with the status quo.
@Disgruntled Goat that's an absurd stance to take, goat.
@- Casey - they all do it to varying degrees, but I've never heard Vin have to pitch a company name just to tell us what the score of the Giants game is.
1 day, 6 hours ago on Joe Maddon is now a free agent, are the Dodgers next?
@Turner_for_Treasury @Sad Towel it is more obtrusive when they have to say it EVERY TIME they want to mention what the score is in another game, though. Dodgers don't do that.
@the great dick tater unemployed
I've had to listen to the Giants radio broadcast several times, and every time they mention the score of another game being played they always have to preface it with "on the [name of random corporation that bought naming rights] out-of-town scoreboard" ... it sounds so ridiculous.
@ tomato @Sad Towel @JoeMaddonSuperstar @TellMyWifeISaidHello @- Casey - exactly. hence the second part of my comment.
@JoeMaddonSuperstar @TellMyWifeISaidHello @- Casey - Elbert hasn't historically had very significant R/L splits.
Valid reasons for questioning why he was in the game or even on the roster, perhaps, but he's generally been a full inning guy rather than a LOOGY.
@Mike Petriello Dodgers should buy it
1 day, 7 hours ago on Joe Maddon is now a free agent, are the Dodgers next?
How many cheesecakes to convince Maddon to be our third base coach?
@Purple Drank you should tweet this
2 days, 5 hours ago on What If The Dodgers Sold High On Dee Gordon?
@Purple Drank fuck you, drank. this comment is way too polite.
@Dave! (Or Justin Turner, Maybe) @Sad Towel @ThtsaPaddlin fair enough, but giving Dee the most ABs in the series by continuing to bat him leadoff, especially when Crawford had been hitting well... questionable for sure.
@dodgerdude1190 He was reliable. Reliably mediocre.
@ThtsaPaddlin but nobody, especially Don, could've foreseen that being a problem given Gordon's previous 3 months of play.
Dee Gordon for Jordan Zimmermann, then? We might need to throw in a cheesecake.
2 days, 7 hours ago on What If The Dodgers Sold High On Dee Gordon?
@Purple Drank @Sad Towel fuck, bounty is milk chocolate... mounds is dark chocolate. stupid towel.
3 days ago on Dan Haren Had Shoulder Surgery, If You Care (You Don’t)
@brincon @Literally PFP could've used Morse out of the bullpen though
3 days, 1 hour ago on Dan Haren Had Shoulder Surgery, If You Care (You Don’t)
@Literally PFP I don't think this fits the definition of torture under the Geneva Convention
@Purple Drank @Sad Towel while I agree that a towel is better than a bounty, I do like shredded coconut covered in dark chocolate.
@Purple Drank sounds like his stuff could use a towel
@Purple Drank @Disgruntled Goat Andre Ethier did not get the 2nd most at bats, drank.
@capnsparrow @Purple Drank @Superba really excited for your future guest appearance on the podcast
@Omer (beercoozie) hopefully the Tigers front office likes them too
3 days, 2 hours ago on Dan Haren Had Shoulder Surgery, If You Care (You Don’t)
@EephusBlue be sure to get the XXL Chalupa in there somewhere, too
@EephusBlue alright, who has photoshop?
@Purple Drank isn't the veteran minimum 3 years/$30m?
@Saber Nightmare @Diane Nguyen 9ers fan, fap master an organization name like "Your Neighbors For Patient Safety" immediately makes me suspicious.
3 days, 5 hours ago on Josh Byrnes to Dodgers rumors heat up, but what will his role be?
@cvrinc he just needs to trade a cheesecake for a better voice synthesizer
@deblueLostintheWilderness why not just make an exception for the Giants?
@Disgruntled Goat you, too, can pay Dustin $5 to be a guest on the podcast
and apparently you don't actually need to give him the money
15 Carl Crawfords for David Price and a cheesecake
@Dustin Nosler it only costs $5 to be a guest on the podcast?
3 days, 6 hours ago on Josh Byrnes to Dodgers rumors heat up, but what will his role be?
I think he said towels > drains
Drank mentions me ~16 minutes in, but I'm still not sure what he said
this goes on for an hour?